Host: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment...
A doctor comes in wearing a robe and cap.
- Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
(Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) says:
1.Completely healthy.
2. Let me hear what you have on
heart? Diagnosis: mild crush!
3.WHAT IS YOUR HEART SINGING ABOUT, CAN I LISTEN?
So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour
for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
4. Young man, say A-A-A.
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It's okay half
Our population lives quietly with this diagnosis.
5. But, you are dearer than us
will you please? All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad?
Write. Depression.
8 Who are you, can I listen? Overpriced
self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us,
Who are you, what is your last name? Persecution mania...
10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten today
anything, how do you generally eat?
11. Here is your heart, it seems like it’s about to jump out of
excess of feelings. Is there something you really want to say? Well done.
12 Your heart, it seems to me,
worried about the gifts you gave the birthday boy today? Let's listen better
heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Say, THIS IS THE END OF THE ANNIVERSARY, everyone will go home and in the evening you will privately say the words to your wife that are on your heart.
Can we listen too? .
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
1 Chronic jubilism.
2 Bottleism
3 Tanzelite
4 Overeating
5 Peretostitis
6 Acute drunkenness
7 Hangover syndrome
8 Acute drink deficiency
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination!
He is issued a CERTIFICATE OF HEALTH OF THE ANNIVERSARY.
our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary.
Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen.
Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine,
The conclusion was that our hero of the day is young.
The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like urine like a piece of glass, it doesn’t hit your head
and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower floor,
Everything is in order, everything is in order, just smeared heels,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face.
The brain and digestion are normal, only the reproductive channel is blocked,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always wants sex.
And he can physically work until he sweats.
We conclude that he does not need treatment.
Is it just to relax?
And with the guests a little bit at a time,
For your health, take
100, 125 grams!
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Props: robe, jar, enema, listening ear, aspirin. The song "Men in White Coats" is playing in the background. 
Presenter: The circle of our guests is growing today. And I hope the birthday girl is only happy about this. After all, her hospitality is widely known outside this house.
(Phonogram of an ambulance siren. Doctor Aibolit, a nurse (a man in disguise) with a suitcase in his hands, two mouse nurses (children can play their role) hastily run into the room. Everyone lines up in a semicircle to greet the guests.)
Doctor Aibolit: We heard about the anniversary a long time ago
And the ambulance arrived immediately.
I will introduce myself as my upbringing dictates.
Before you is the good doctor Aibolit.
There are two nurses next to me.
We call them “little mice” in the ambulance.
I have an intern.
Meet the nurse!
Nurse: Things got really busy today.
But they managed to get the vaccine.
So that the table in front of us does not double.
Now we will give the guests an injection.
(The nurse takes two syringes out of the suitcase and hands them to the Mice. They, in turn, fill the syringes with juice or lemonade and inject a few drops into the mouth of each guest.)
Nurse: We need a double dose already.
So that prose fits better onto poetry.
(The mice are served by the medical staff, not forgetting about themselves.)
Doctor Aibolit: You, grandma, are like God’s dandelion,
Always fresh and pretty.
Now let's look into our suitcase.
To support your image today.
For the disease, we will exclude all causes.
When will we prescribe these vitamins?
(The nurse takes vitamins from the suitcase and hands them to the birthday girl.)
So that you surprise the whole world with your health.
Take this magical elixir from us.
(The nurse hands over the elixir purchased at the pharmacy.)
I'm sure you'll dance hopak.
When you get five star cognac.
(The mice bring a souvenir inflatable bottle of cognac from another room.)
Doctor Aibolit: We make an accurate diagnosis.
It's called an anniversary.
There was an urgent visit to you.
So welcome guests!
(Continuation of the feast.)
HOST:
Dear friends! Today you are visiting central television! The TV company “Pale Vid”, together with the Ministry of Health, presents you with a festive and educational show “I’ll tell you a secret!”, the sponsor of the program is the funniest doctor - Doctor Aibolit! He will now introduce his patients to you!
(Dr. Aibolit comes out in a cap and gown and several of his patients, it is desirable that their appearance corresponds to the content of the verse that he will sing)
DR. AIBOLIT:
There are a lot of newfangled ones these days
There are a lot of doctors,
I advise people
You should listen to the doctors!
They'll tell you a secret,
How to maintain health
An example will show you
How completely happy to be!
(patients sing their verses in turn):
I'll tell you a secret,
I don't look at the fat
I'd rather be on vitamins
I'll sit for natural ones!
I'll tell you a secret,
I am sitting in a yoga pose
So sometimes I intertwine my legs,
That I can’t untie it!
I'll tell you a secret,
I'm on a diet
Then I dip a cracker in the tea,
Then I gnaw the bones!
I'll tell you a secret,
I don't shiver from the cold,
I jump into an ice hole in winter,
Like a walrus!
I'll tell you a secret,
I don't go on diets
Because with your weight
I appreciate it endlessly!
I'll tell you a secret,
I am friends with foreign countries,
In Turkey itself recently
I got a massage!
I'll tell you a secret,
I keep my muscles toned
I push my Chevrolet
No gas to the garage!
I'll tell you a secret,
I don't watch TV
That's why I feel
Like a bespectacled person, I don’t walk!
I'll tell you a secret,
I don't go to work!
When I eat the last gingerbread,
I'll tell you first!
I'll tell you a secret,
At night I eat cheese
Because in the body
I have normal calcium levels!
I'll tell you a secret,
I hold my chest like a wheel,
I try to be an optimist
I find joy in life!
I'll tell you a secret,
I hold my tail like a carrot,
Because in gardening
I find a hobby!
Let's tell you a secret,
What would be nice is 100 grams
We'll pour for all the recipes,
What did we tell you!
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- Who is not healthy here, who has a stomach ache? The Good Doctor came to your anniversary... Barmaley? No, of course, Aibolit! I hope none of you are hurt? Where is ___ the patient? Let’s see if he’s healthy or not?! (Puts a thermometer on the hero of the day.) Stand up, turn your shoulders, and pull your stomach in. Bend over, rise up, and spin around in place. Exhale sharper, inhale deeper, your pulse is not bad at all! And now, together with me, start running in place. Let's stretch our arms forward, open our mouth wide. Normal stool, temperature, colorful figure. You are healthy, patient. In general, there are no pathologies. But out of respect for you, I’ll still give you the recipe: I forbid you to get sick, to get angry, to frown, to grow old. Have sex more often, swim in an ice hole in winter. Well, when spring comes, then run to the garden. Exercise there with a shovel, sunbathe, don’t be shy. And forget about the pharmacy, visit the disco. Dancing is the best vitamin for neuroses and sore throats. Take this infusion 100 grams for health! (hands out bubbles). In order to live to be a hundred years old, you have to pour it for the guests too!Leading: Dear guests! Today you are all about big connections, you will undergo a medical examination completely free of charge. You will be examined by the most highly qualified doctor, whose appointment must be made several months in advance.
A doctor comes in wearing a robe and cap.
Doctor: Hello, guests! Please prepare your hearts for a medical examination.
(Approaches everyone, listening to the heart with a phonendoscope) speaks:
1.Completely healthy.
2. Let me hear what’s in your heart?
Diagnosis: mild crush!
3.What is your heart singing about? Can I listen?
So, the diagnosis is clear - that means 100 grams of vodka every half hour for tonight. By the end of the anniversary, the wound will heal itself.
4. Young man, say A-A-A.
Enough. We write: confuses day with night. It’s okay, half of our population lives quietly with such a diagnosis.
5. But, dear, what will you please us with?
All clear. She is sleeping!
6. And you, father, why are you so sad?
Write. Depression.
8 Who are you, can I listen?
Heightened self-esteem. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. Well, your heart will definitely introduce you to us, who are you, what is your last name?
Persecution mania...
10. You sigh throughout the entire medical examination. Have you eaten anything today, how do you generally eat?
11. Here is your heart, it seems that it’s about to jump out from an overabundance of feelings. Is there something you really want to say?
Well done.
12 Your heart, it seems to me, is worried about the gifts that you gave to the hero of the day today?
It’s better to listen to the heart, it will tell the truth.
(approaches the hero of the day)
Tell me, when the anniversary is over, everyone will go home and you will be alone in the evening, what words will you say to your wife that are in your heart.
Can we listen too?
So, I checked all the guests, the diagnosis for everyone is clear:
1 Chronic jubilism.
2 Bottleism
3 Tanzelite
4 Overeating
5 Peretostitis
6 Acute drunkenness
7 Hangover syndrome
8 Acute drink deficiency
I urgently prescribe a potion for everyone: White, Red, Dry!
Our dear hero of the day also underwent a medical examination!
Our council of relatives and friends who came to the anniversary.
Having examined the hero of the day: ear, throat, nose, liver, heart, kidney, spleen.
Taking the depth of the convolutions and the length of the intestine,
The conclusion was that our hero of the day is young.
The cardiogram says, the heart beats without a flaw.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like urine like a piece of glass, it doesn’t hit your head
Yes, and on the lower floor, when viewed in the lower floor,
Everything is in order, everything is in order, only there are calluses on the heel,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
There are no unnecessary wrinkles on the face, sharp eyesight and excellent hearing.
The brain and digestion are normal, only the reproductive channel is blocked,
It doesn’t matter either, he always wants sex.
And he can physically work until he sweats.
We conclude that he does not need treatment.
Is it just to relax and with the guests a little bit,
For a healthy person, take 100, 125 grams!
Our dear hero of the day, we present to you medal" In a healthy body healthy mind "
We give you honor and glory,
Let life warm you with kindness,
After all, you are the owner by right
The rewards are so high!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DEAR____________________!
Mummers have always been a symbol of a real holiday; fortunately, this tradition of dressing up and entertaining the public on behalf of their character has survived to this day. And today, costumed congratulations are the most favorite and brightest moments at any celebration: from a small family holiday to a massive folk festival.
Particularly popular are game moments in which guests dressed as different heroes not only congratulate the heroes of the occasion, but also engage in active or table competitions with the guests. We offer one of the options for such entertainment - comic skit “A nurse’s arrival for a holiday”
Comic scene script
At the height of the holiday, the “Nurse” suddenly appears, with a bag with a red cross over her shoulder, containing the necessary props for this.
Nurse (addresses guests): Hello my dear! And who feels bad here? I see everyone is fine. And why did they call then? There aren't enough crews in the city, and you're playing games here. Ooo! I see you’re doing well today, but tomorrow it won’t be so good! Tomorrow morning you will line up for an appointment with me. But I won’t be able to receive everyone, the reception time is limited, and there are so many of you. What should we do?.. Apparently we didn’t come in vain.
Well, first of all, let's not panic. Save your nerve cells. I'll give you some tips on how to get yourself out of a stressful situation. (Approaches the guests one by one and gives advice and comic recipes on how to get rid of problems, each guest she turns to embodies)
Comic recipes for guests from a nurse
Get a hold of yourself (shows how to make a “castle”)
Swallow the insult (offers to drink a glass)
Treat yourself to joy ( treats you with candy)
Forget the problem (offers to hit with a child's hammer)
Break up an unbearable relationship (gives A4 sheet)
Stand your ground (shows a pose: hands on hips, legs apart)
Don't give up (shows how to raise your hands)
Become a star (shows the pose with feet wider than shoulder width, arms to the sides)
Whatever it is, smile (gives a picture of a smile on a stick and tries it on)
Find your luck (makes it possible to catch a star on a string)
See the world with different eyes (gives funny homemade or purchased glasses and puts them on the guest)
Active game with the audience
A healthy psyche is good, but you also need to look good. I'll show you the simplest trick on how to get yourself in order in the morning. By exercising daily, you can gain health, youth and a blooming appearance.
(musical accompaniment plays in the background)
1. ...Beauty, health and good spirits
Starts with a smile from ear to ear (shows, and everyone repeats the wide smile)
2. ...We speed up the blood so that they don’t get sick -
Let's knock our palms on our knees (shows, everyone repeats)
3. ...To prevent troubles from flowing.
Putting a reliable block on stress and anxiety (shows: arms crossed in front of you)
4. ...It's time to shake off the fatigue.
So that only pleasant bliss remains (we use our hands to shake off the water)
5 . Let's all listen to the heart rhythm, Is it good? (palm to heart)
Then let's clap our hands joyfully (clap)
6. And now again, at a faster pace with music, all the exercises: smile, knees, block, bliss, heart, joy (does it together with the guests). Now let’s just leave a smile and joy and clap for each other. Well done!
A toast from a nurse
And before I leave such wonderful patients, a few wishes and recommendations.
It sounds like a rap backing track or simply speaks in a recitative manner.
Friends, I wish you like a doctor
So that you all go to the doctor less often,
So that they completely forget what pills are,
So that your beloved children are healthy,
So that your heart beats like a motor,
So that you maintain your enthusiasm until old age!
So that you don’t know what a migraine is,
Do exercises every day.
I give instructions so that you don’t get sick
At work and at home, so that your nerves are spared,
So that your teeth never ache from pain,
So that the jaws in the mouth are not false.
So that your temperature is 36.6,
To keep your figure slim
Live so that the doctors say
We don't know him, we've never treated him.
I suggest...let's pour some wine
Let's drink to the bottom of our health!
By the way, I allow you to drink...a glass...another
(the guests drink; if there is a hero of the occasion, the nurse congratulates him separately and leaves)
A funny scene for an anniversary or birthday "Medical examination".
Congratulating the birthday person on his birthday, we always wish him happiness, success, prosperity and, of course, health. So today a representative of the city health department came to us and, violating the Hippocratic oath, wants to divulge medical secrets to us.
(They quickly run into the room: Doctor Aibolit, a nurse (a man in disguise) with a suitcase in his hands, two mouse nurses (children can play their role).
Dr. Aibolit:
We heard about the anniversary a long time ago
And the ambulance arrived immediately.
I will introduce myself, as my upbringing dictates,
Before you is the good doctor Aibolit.
There are two nurses next to me,
We call them “Mice” in the ambulance.
I have an intern.
Meet the nurse!
Today we got very busy,
But they managed to get the vaccine.
So that the table in front of you does not double,
Now we will give the guests an injection.
(The nurse takes two syringes out of the suitcase and hands them to the Mice. They, in turn, fill the syringes with juice or lemonade and inject a few drops into the mouth of each guest.)
And we already need a double dose,
So that prose fits better onto poetry.
(The mice are served by the medical staff, not forgetting about themselves.)
And our birthday girl
Always fresh and pretty.
Now let's look into our suitcase,
To support your image today.
For the disease, we will exclude all causes,
When will we prescribe these vitamins?
(The nurse takes vitamins from the suitcase and hands them to the birthday girl.)
So that you surprise the whole world with your health,
Take this magical elixir from us.
We make an accurate diagnosis,
It's called an anniversary.
There was an urgent visit to you,
So welcome guests!
Our council of doctors,
Who came to this holiday,
I examined the hero of the day,
And, of course, I was stunned!
Ear, throat, nose, liver,
Heart, kidneys, spleen,
Brains were also appreciated
On the subject of blues, melancholy.
Taking the convolutions of the depth,
And intestinal length,
The conclusion was this:
THE JUBILEE IS YOUNG!
Overall this copy
Cheerful, healthy, not at all old.
The cardiogram says the heart beats without a defect.
According to a blood test, he is fit for fiery love.
And like urine like a piece of glass, it doesn’t hit your head
and even on the lower floor, when viewed in a negligee,
Everything is in order, everything is in order, just smeared heels,
Well, it doesn’t matter, he always runs a lot.
And the hero of the day’s tongue is not worn out, there are no unnecessary wrinkles on his face.
Normal brain, digestion
We conclude:
Doesn't need treatment!
Is it just to relax?
And with the guests a little bit at a time,
For health, take 100, 125 grams!
Maybe go to the sea.
Or on your own hacienda,
On the lawn, under the bushes!
Not sick, not sad,
We recommend living a long time.
In active mode
Obsessed with a stormy life,
Sports, honey and labor,
The house will be a full cup!
Friends, as you know, there is wisdom in wine, strength in cognac, fun in vodka, and only in water there are microbes! Therefore, I suggest filling the glasses once again.
