Two presenters enter the hall.
Presenter 1:
Good evening ladies and those who keep them company!
Presenter 2:
Good evening! So March 8th has come, the soul requires something fun, special and interesting!
Presenter 1:
I want a fairy tale! Or rather, to make the fairy tale come true! If only I could live for an hour like fairy-tale heroines. For example, (in a dreamy voice) like Snow White. This is how lucky the woman was - 7 men!
Snow White enters the hall.
Presenter 2:
Oh! These are miracles!
Snow White:
You girls have no idea what you are dreaming about! Don’t you know that all men are Svo?! And just imagine - as many as seven pieces! And everyone has impeachment in their pants.
Presenter 1:
How? Everyone has? I thought that there were no failures in fairy tales.
Snow White:
How it happens! Nothing human is alien to them. And all these were their trips to the left, their tools were worn out. In a word, Svo!
Presenter 2(dreamily):
But once upon a time everything was great...
Snow White:
Yeah, wash seven people, iron them, feed them, give them 7 pairs of socks on February 23rd, which you can then collect for them throughout the house. This buzz is already before the light bulb. So, girls, don’t dream about any fairy-tale bullshit. It’s better to look for something on the spot (he looks into the hall and turns to someone) will you be eighth? How about impeachment? Hood? Take something...
Presenter 1 is doing something with her hands. The sound of the wind sounds, Snow White imitates the movement that she is blown away by the wind and she “flies” out of the hall under it.
Presenter 2:
What kind of hurricane?
Presenter 1:
Yes, it’s a necessary measure. And then she already had her eye on ours. We need them ourselves. With and without impeachment.
Presenter 2:
It's better without him.
Presenter 1:
Who can argue?
Presenter 2:
Somehow the mood completely deteriorated after the fabulous disgusting.
Presenter 1:
An effective medicine for women at all times is a new thing.
Presenter 2:
What's trending now?
Presenter 1:
We'll find out now.
4-5 men are called. They first take out curled pieces of paper from the bag (hat). One will receive a piece of paper with the inscription “fashion show host”, the rest “model”. Then the models are blindfolded, and a pile of clothes is poured out in front of them (the parts can be from different clothes: men's, women's, work, weekend, wedding, etc.). They must put on their clothes by touch. Then their bandages are removed. The obtained clothes will make up their new costume. They go behind the screen (or leave the hall altogether). Where they put on the obtained parts of clothing, trying to create some kind of image. The “fashion show host” is also with them, since he should review the outfits, because he will present them to the public, pointing out the strengths of the clothes. While the men are busy changing clothes (by the way, new clothes can be put on both on their own clothes and directly on the body - this is a matter of the players’ relaxedness), the presenters entertain the audience. You can ask riddles for small prizes; whoever guesses the answer gets a small prize. Then the host of the fashion show enters the hall (from behind the screen) and opens the fashion show. The first model comes out, the presenter advertises the outfit. Then comes the second model, the third, the fourth.
Presenter 1:
For myself personally, I have already decided what I will take.
Presenter 2:
I also took a look.
Presenter 1(addressing the audience):
We accept orders up to a ton!
All women present at the ceremonial table are given leaves. Male models line up, they count on “first, second...”. Women should put one number in the leaves, corresponding to the outfit they prefer. Then the presenters collect the leaves, count the votes, and the winner is given the right to invite to dance (kiss any girl present in the hall 50-100 times).
Presenter 1:
It became a little more fun.
Presenter 2:
Yes, something else is missing, either a drink, or a snack, or something else.
Presenter 1:
You can always have a drink!
Raising glasses.
Presenter 2:
I'll sing right now.
Presenter 1:
Why engage in amateur performances at such a solemn moment? Let’s leave it to the professionals.
3-4 men are called. Again they pull pieces of paper from the bag (cap). Only there is written one verse and one chorus of some song about women, for example, “Oh, what a woman,” etc. A song congratulation is organized, the musical accompaniment is turned on and the men must sing the songs assigned to them.
Presenter 1:
And life is getting better!
Presenter 2:
Yes! I can feel the arrival of spring! Girls, how good.
Presenter 1:
Yes, just work on the stronger sex, oh, how much work you need to do. Completely raw material. They don't value us.
Presenter 2:
That's for sure, they only love themselves. You won't get any sympathy.
A parrot (a home-grown artist performing the role of a parrot) “flies” into the hall. The parrot stops, holding a hoop.
Presenter 1:
What kind of guest is this?
Presenter 2:
Popularly called the butt-fool.
Parrot:
Not a fool, but a complete idiot.
Presenter 1:
What's so?
Parrot:
Because I’ve been suffering for women all my life! No, in order to suffer in silence, so I, it goes, suffer out loud! Have you ever heard someone call a fish a fool? That's right, because the smart infection is always silent, no matter how much you fry it, no matter how much you salt it, it's silent and that's it. But my mouth doesn’t close, it really hurts my womb when no one orders it. I can’t count how many families I’ve already lived in. I remember living in mansions. The house, as they say, is a full cup, even an overflowing cup - the man has Mercedes, the woman has minks, I have chocolate-covered almonds. Live and be happy. But no, it itched in one place. A couple of businessmen came to visit them. A good couple, she is in a sable fur coat, and he is in Trussardi shorts. And when I screamed, while you were visiting your mother in your hole, this one in sable was doing somersaults with you in front of my nose. What started here! They pushed this sable all the way down to my tonsils. The owner with a knife broke through to me, shouting that I would go for soup. I didn’t go, I went to hell. This is how I fly from one to another and suffer everywhere and will continue to suffer! Because my heart aches for the fair sex. What should they do if everything around them is theirs?! Comrades! Women don't get orgasms! Love women! Carry them in your arms! Give flowers! Dedicate poems! And I will not remain silent! All! He flew off to do his duty.
Presenter 1:
The bird even understands how hard it is for our sister in this world.
Presenter 2:
Yes, you can’t do without compensation here.
The presenters choose 3-4 men. They are taken out of the hall or behind a screen. Then they call 3-4 women. They must search them while listening to music (men hide banknotes in their clothes behind a screen or outside the hall). The denomination may be different, but the quantity is the same for each. For example, ten bills. During a certain time (for example, a song), women look for stash, what they find remains with them (money in kind).
Here, if you wish, you can arrange it so that all women have the opportunity to rise financially. If there are not enough men for everyone, then they will have to make nest eggs in the second round.
Presenter 1:
Who's the first to kiss?
Presenter 2:
No! This will not work! Let's choose the most worthy!
Women are asked to clap, whistle and otherwise vote for the candidate who is worthy of kissing them. The presenters call the name and the women vote. The selected candidate is taken to the middle of the hall. For now, three girls are invited, who sit down on chairs placed in a row. But it's not that simple. The kisser's eyes are closed and he is still spun. At this time, the girls' places are taken by men. Intriguing music, kisses...
Presenter 1:
Oops, there was a mistake! We'll fix it now.
The men leave their seats and the girls take them back. The kisser is brought up to them and given the opportunity to touch them with his hands to make sure that the ladies are genuine. You can joke again by replacing only one girl with a man. Ultimately, the kisser is given the honor of presenting gifts to women, where he can kiss them with 100% confidence.
Our article will help create a fun and relaxed atmosphere at a corporate event in honor of March 8th. Here you will find an interesting script, comic skits, remade songs, fun games and competitions for the hero of the occasion and guests of the holiday.
A festive feast on March 8 will not surprise anyone, especially if the celebration is held in the form of a corporate party. Therefore, in addition to congratulating women, the organizers of the corporate party try to diversify the celebration with fun competitions, comic skits, funny games, inventing original script for celebrating International Women's Day.
It’s very good when the party in honor of March 8th is thematically stylized. As a theme for a special event, you can use famous films, long loved by the fair sex:
- gone With the Wind
- Moscow does not believe in tears
- Alice in Wonderland
- Hipsters
- Sex and the city
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Catwoman
- Xena - warrior princess
- Moulin rouge
- Avatar
- Bollywood
- Burlesque
- Charlie's Angels.
A stylized corporate party involves the obligatory selection of outfit, hairstyle and makeup, similar in image to a favorite character of the chosen topic. The hall and dishes should also correspond to the theme of the event. It is worth noting that the corporate party scenario, as well as skits, games, and competitions, should intersect with the theme of the party.
Advice! In order for the organizers to easily determine the theme of the party, you can first conduct an anonymous survey among the fair half of humanity.
When choosing a script and entertainment competitions for a corporate party, take into account the age of all participants. It is important that all ladies participating in the event feel comfortable. 
A corporate event, like any event, consists of several blocks:
- Congratulatory part. Men present gifts, congratulations are heard from the company management. In congratulations, it is important to mention each woman and thank her for her invaluable contribution to the common cause.
- Buffet. Involves organizing a table with light snacks. In order not to involve the female team in organizing the feast, it is best to order delicious dishes in a cafe.
- Competition part. Dedicated to celebrating feminine qualities through various test competitions. It would be appropriate to use a festival scenario in the form of a fairy tale or a kind of beauty contest.
- Win-win lottery. Small souvenirs, cosmetics, and personal hygiene items are used as gifts. The names of the items are indicated separately on small pieces of paper, which are placed in an opaque container. Each girl takes out one piece of paper and reads to those present the name of the gift, which is immediately handed to her.
- Entertainment. This block consists of a dance part, diluted with outdoor games.
A fun scenario for a corporate party on March 8 for young people
One of the options for celebrating the holiday on March 8 is to use a scenario in the form of a fairy tale. Men can share the role of presenters by dressing up as fairy-tale characters. Fun and unusual scenario " March 8 in the Fairytale State» is suitable for holding events in both youth and women’s groups of different ages. 
The plot of a corporate fairy tale will turn modern ladies into fairy-tale heroines - kind, smart and skillful, who will help other characters, thereby revealing their virtues, for which they will be awarded nominations and prizes at the end of the fairy tale.
Leading:
Good evening dear, lovely, beautiful ladies and gentlemen! Today we have gathered in this room to sincerely congratulate the most beautiful half of humanity on the holiday of March 8th! Today, our dear women, this evening is dedicated only to you! Our holiday will take us to a fairyland, where you can meet everyone’s favorite fairy-tale characters. To begin with, we ourselves will take a step towards meeting the fairy tale. So, we invite our ladies to come out and choose their role for today's celebration.
Music from some fairy tale is playing in the hall. Invited ladies choose from the “magic chest” (or magic hat) props corresponding to the fairy tale image:
- Red beret - Little Red Riding Hood
- Kokoshnik – Vasilisa the Beautiful
- Shoe or apron - Cinderella
- False braid - Rapunzel
- Beautiful tiara – The Snow Queen
- Blue wig - Malvina
- Frog mask – Princess Frog
- White scarf - Snow White
- Eastern scarf - Princess Jasmine.
The ladies put on their chosen items and sit down in a designated place to await guests.
Leading:
Now, dear ladies, you are real fabulous beauties and magicians. Today we will check what kind of craftswomen you really are. Our fabulous guests who came to us far away will help us with this! Good luck to you! And here is the first guest on the threshold.
Solemn music sounds, people enter the hall Tsar, groaning and holding his stomach.
Leading:
Well, fairy-tale beauties, shall we feel sorry for the Tsar? Shouldn't we let him die of hunger?
Held culinary duel
.
There are 2 women's teams participating in the competition. Various products are placed in the box in advance (beans, peas, banana, apple, cheese, tomato, sausage, crab sticks, greens, cucumber, corn, canned fish, mayonnaise, crackers, etc.). Each participant can only approach the box once and take only one product.
The task is to prepare a salad from selected products in the allotted time.
The king tastes the treats, chooses the most delicious salad, and drinks a glass for the culinary skills of the beauties. The girls take their seats.
Leading:
It’s too early, dear beauties, for you to relax. The second guest came to us. And not just one, but three...
They enter the hall to military music Three heroes.
The game is being played Drag rope»
2 women's teams are being formed. At a signal from one of the guests, the women begin the game.
As a joke, the heroes can choose their wives from the ladies of the winning team.
A toast sounds, praising the strength and endurance of women.
Leading:
Do you hear? Someone is flying towards us... Baba Yaga is rushing towards us on a broom!
Appears in the hall to the music Baba Yaga(preferably it should be a man in disguise).
A competition is being held The most perfect couple»
The presenter selects participants from among those willing - 3-4 pairs. Girls have a lid from a saucepan (frying pan) tied to their waist, and men have a ladle. To the sound of cheerful music, each couple should hit the lid as much as possible with the ladle in a minute without using their hands.
Baba Yaga thanks for the master class, drinks a glass with everyone “For women’s sociability and attractiveness!” and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Hush hush!! Do you hear?! I think someone is crying.
A competition is being held Living beads»
The presenter calls 2 young ladies and gives them a ribbon of different colors, at least 10 meters long. The task of each participant is to “string” “live” beads, which are the guests, onto ribbons. You need to string the “beads” by passing the ribbon through any element of clothing (belt, sleeve, pant leg, straps) of those present.
When the beads are “collected,” the host announces a musical battle: one chain dances the lambada, the second dances the little ducklings. Here it is important not only to move well, but also to ensure that the beads do not fall apart.
Nesmeyana laughs hysterically, drinks a glass with a toast praising a woman’s sense of humor, and sits down with the guests.
Leading:
Oh, how smart we are, our fairy-tale beauties! They managed to make the pessimistic princess laugh. But this is not all the tests that are in store for you today. There are still heroes in the far distant country who are counting on your help! But another unfortunate guest has come to us!
He staggers into the hall to the music of “The Vodyanoy’s Song” from the cartoon “Flying Ship.” Water with a bottle of vodka.
The presenter conducts the competition " Five»
2 teams of 5 people are formed. On two tables, 3-4 meters away, a bottle of alcoholic beverage, a sandwich and a glass are placed.
The first player (open it) must run up to the table and open the bottle;
The second (pour it) - runs up and pours alcohol;
The third (have a drink) - must run up and drink the poured drink;
The fourth (eat up) - runs up to the table and eats a sandwich;
The fifth (close it) - must run and close the alcohol;
The team that completes the task faster and more accurately will win.
The merman drinks the “last glass before quitting”, and, making a toast “To women’s perseverance and beauty!”, sits down with the guests.
Leading:
But, dear ladies, there is no need to relax... The last guest came to us, but Leshy himself from the forestry department himself appeared.
He enters the hall, shuffling his feet, Goblin. All in rags, ragged.
Contest " Glamorous outfit»
You should prepare in advance a large box in which to put a lot of comical things: glasses with a nose, a wig, a hat with pigtails, a bra, women's and men's panties, a sequined top, a children's cap, a large disposable diaper, a Pierrot collar, a kokoshnik, animal masks, clown nose and stuff.
Participants take turns passing the box to each other while listening to cheerful music. The one who still has the box in his hands when the music stops must take the item from the box and put it on himself. Once worn, the item cannot be removed for 30 minutes.
Leshy drinks a glass of “For the glamorous ladies!” and hurries to take his place among the guests.
Leading:
Our fabulous young ladies have once again proven to us that they can handle any task! Let us once again congratulate you on International Women's Day! Be as charming, wonderful and irreplaceable. Now accept gifts from fairy-tale characters whom you have helped a lot.
VIDEO: A funny corporate fairy tale!
Corporate party on March 8 in a women's team
If you decide to celebrate March 8th with a small group of women, then it would be appropriate to immediately think about the theme of the party. The topic may concern cinema, music, coffee, hats, pink style, animals.
It would be appropriate for such a celebration prepare a photo zone with all the accessories so that every young lady can take high-quality photos as a keepsake.
If the team is small, the celebration can be organized in a cafe, taking care in advance of the availability of seats and suitable premises, preparing musical accompaniment and thematic decoration of the hall in advance.
The highlight of the women's holiday can be the invited “waiters” with a naked torso. The main thing is that among the corporate party participants there are no ardent opponents of male presence at the holiday.
In addition to festive toasts, you can cheer up your colleagues comic advice in poetic form:
- Tip #1
- Tip #2
- Tip #3
- Tip #4
To make a corporate party unforgettable in a women’s team, you need to choose fun competitions, which will be of interest to women of different ages. The host of the celebration can be one of her colleagues or male guest presenter.
Leading:
And now, dear ladies, imagine that we are preparing for the holiday! What would a holiday be without Olivier? You have already gone to the store, bought the ingredients, all that remains is to prepare the most festive salad.
We get into the “train”, find the neighbor’s waist and do not let her closer than arm’s length. When I speak:
Polka dots- bend back
Sausage– lean forward;
Cucumber– tilt to the left;
Potato– tilt to the right,
And when you hear " Mayonnaise“- everything is beautiful, and, most importantly, sexy, we begin to rotate our hips. Go…
Competitions for corporate parties on March 8
Funny and humorous competitions will be able to increase the degree of fun of the ladies and guests present at the festive corporate party. One of the successful options would be to hold a comic competition “ Real ladies». 
To do this, you will need to select participants from among the ladies in the hall. Several men in disguise will help add originality to the competition. Competitions should concern exclusively female qualities.
- Contest " Cosmetic bag»
You should prepare a heavy cosmetic bag in advance and fill it with a variety of cosmetics: nail polish, lipstick, toner, nail polish remover, eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, foundation, makeup, powder compact, etc.
The presenter says the task, the first participant must find the cosmetic product veiled in it in a short time.
Approximate tasks for participants:
- Touch up your eyes
- Remove makeup
— Even out your complexion
- Tint your eyelashes
— Fill your eyebrows
— Touch up your lips for a date (business meeting).
- Contest " Mistress»
The participant is blindfolded and brought to a table on which there are three saucers with cereals (buckwheat, millet, pearl barley, wheat, oatmeal or other porridge). The girls' task is to correctly recognize the cereal. The one who can name the ingredients correctly the fastest wins.
- Contest " Find and bring»
Each participant chooses an envelope with two or three tasks. The participant who completes them the fastest wins.
Examples of find and bring tasks:
— a scraper, a wet wipe, a man's shoe;
— lipstick, belt, napkin;
— telephone, fork, sock;
— tie, comb, spoon;
— button, plate, mascara. 
- Contest " Non-standard solution»
The presenter reads out the situation, each participant must describe her intended actions.
- Contest " Ideal man»
Participants are divided into two teams, whose task is to draw the image of an ideal man blindfolded.
- Final relay
Two teams are formed. Each team member must run around a chair with a plastic bottle pressed between her knees, return, and pass the baton to the next one without using her hands. The team whose members complete the relay the fastest wins.
At the end of the competition program, the presenter, together with the men selected by the jury, award each lady with the following nominations:
- Miss Housekeeping
- Miss Dexterity
- Miss Pretty Eyes
- Miss Short Skirt
- Miss Extraordinary.
Funny funny scenes for corporate parties on March 8
You can congratulate women on March 8 not only with words or songs. An extraordinary congratulation will be a comic skit performed by male colleagues. This could be a parody of friendship between women, love, favorite films or musical compositions.
- Comic musical scene, to the tune of the song " Belle»
Three couples participate in the scene:
First - Old lady hat And Cheburashka
Second - Little Red Riding Hood And Gray wolf
Third - Thumbelina And Blind Mole.
appear on stage Old woman Shapoklyak With Cheburashka and sing one verse of the remade song.
The loss sounds, the second couple enters the hall ( Gray wolf And Little Red Riding Hood), performs the second verse.
The third couple appears on the stage - Blind Mole And Thumbelina who perform the third verse.
All the characters sing, addressing the audience.
At the end of the song, the characters blow a kiss.
- Funny parody scene to Indian cinema Eternal love»
Characters:
Leading
Jimmy- young man, main character
Satik- Jimmy's mother
Aishe- girl, main character
Ajit- Aishe's father.
Men can tie a turban on their head and place a red dot on their forehead. For women, tie white (mama) and multi-colored (Aisha) material around the body.
Only men can perform the scene, inviting the hero of the occasion to watch their favorite Indian movie.
Some Indian paraphernalia, a palm tree, a table and a white tablecloth are brought into the hall. There is a plate of flatbread on the table.
Leading: First episode “Good Purpose”.
An Indian melody sounds in the hall, Satik’s mother appears and sits down at the table, and after a while Jimmy appears.
Jimmy:
Good morning, mommy! (sits down at the table)
Satik:
Good son, I prepared some food. You must have gotten very hungry overnight. (tears off a flatbread and offers a piece to his son, puts it in his mouth)
Jimmy: (chews a flatbread and jumps up sharply)
Mother! You never told me about your father? Who was he?
Satik:
Your father was a very noble man and always helped the poor.
Jimmy:
So our family was rich?
Satik:
Yes. Your father died at sea when you were still a baby! During the shipwreck, everyone drowned, only you and I were saved. Our big house in Calcutta burned down and we became beggars.
Jimmy:
(runs up to Satika, takes her hand)
Mother! I will do everything to make you happy! We will definitely be rich!
(they hug and leave the hall) 
Leading: Second episode “Sudden Love” 10 years have passed...
A guy appears in the hall with a handbag and a girl running after him.
Aishe:
Thief! Give me your purse! Help!
Jimmy runs in, takes the thief's purse, and fights with the thief using elements of karate. (You can sound a fight from a Chinese movie, where the blows are heard). The thief falls to the floor, lifeless. Jimmy takes the bag from the dead thief and gives it to Aisha.
Aishe:
Oh! Thank you! I am so grateful to you, in this handbag there is the most precious thing for me - a pendant. The talisman of my late great-great-great-grandmother.
An Indian song plays, the characters perform a dance, and you can bring in backup dancers.
Leading:
This song talks about a sudden feeling that flared up between two characters. They love each other very much, but are not sure if they can be together.
The Indian melody fades, the dance stops. 
Leading:
Third episode "Terrible Secret". 5 years later…
Jimmy:
I've been waiting for you for so long, my love!
Aishe:
You know, beloved, that my father is against our love. You are poor!
Jimmy:
No one in the world can separate us!
Aishe's angry father appears in the hall. Ajit with a naked torso, over which a white sheet is thrown.
Ajit:
ABOUT! My wicked daughter! How dare you disobey me and contact this ragamuffin!
(approaches Aisha and hits her in the face. A characteristic blow is heard, like in the movies)
Jimmy:
Don't you dare touch her!
(runs up to Ajit)
Ajit:
I'll deal with you now! Ragamuffin!
A fight breaks out and blows sound. Ajit pushes Jimmy to the floor and begins to choke him. At this moment, Jimmy's mother appears in the hall with a dagger.
Satik:
Oh my son, I will save you! This is your father's dagger!
Sathika stabs Ajit in the back with a dagger. A sheet falls off Ayşe's father, revealing a red stain simulating blood. Ajit stands up and stands with his back to the audience.
Ajit:
Satik? It's you? I found you! (hugs her)
Satik:
Ajit, we thought you were dead! Jimmy, it's your father!
Ajit:
I think I'm dying. ( falls) But I'm happy!
Jimmy and Ayesha run up to Ajit. He takes the heroes' hands and connects them. 
Ajit:
I bless you, my children! Be happy!
Jimmy:
Father, Ayşe and I cannot get married. ( takes his hand) If you are my father, then Aishe is my sister.
Ajit: (getting up)
Oh no. Aishe is my step-daughter.
One day, I found a small child on the threshold of my house. It was you - Aishe. (looks at daughter)
Jimmy:
Oh, Aishe, what happiness! (exclaims and looks at Aishe)
Ajit: (begins to moan, imitating his last breaths)
ABOUT! I'm starting to feel like life is leaving me. Be happy, my beloved people. I will die with joy!
Aishe:
(looks at his father worriedly)
Oh no! Father! Don't die at such a happy moment! (crying)
Satik:
I'll save him! (takes out a jar from her purse or pocket) I have a miraculous balm of the sacred mountains, made during the full moon. This medicine will revive him!
Sathika leans towards Ajit, smears his “wound”, he begins to come to life.
Ajit:
ABOUT! I begin to feel life-giving forces filling me. (jumps up)
An Indian song plays, to which two couples dance: Ajit and Sathika, Jimmy and Aishe.
Leading:
This song reveals the great joy of meeting after a long separation and eternal love.
End.
Roles played (substitute names of actors):
Aishe: Margarita Lunenko
Satik: Svetlana Onufrienko
Ajit: Andrey Gugukalo
Jimmy - Timofey Simonyan.
VIDEO: The guys just tore apart the female audience! skit “March 8!”
Fun games for corporate parties on March 8
Toasts to the women have already been finished, gifts have been given, and the guests have relaxed a little with the help of strong drinks. It's time to start some fun games. 
- Comic game " Casting»
Leading:
And now I will ask real men to come to me. (leave)
Look how brave these guys are! They are the ones who should represent our country at the international Eurovision Song Contest. Now we will conduct a small casting.
Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. (they come up with, they say)
It is known that at the moment voice data is a secondary matter, the most important thing is emotion, passion, facial expressions. The technique will help with the voice, but facial expressions will have to be carefully practiced. Here's a simulator for you. (gives everyone an elastic band)
We put it under our nose. The elastic band needs to be removed around the neck without using your hands.
The winner is determined by applause. And then, all that’s left to do is look for sponsors and submit an application to the Eurovision Organizing Committee.
- A game " An eloquent toast»
Leading:
Who is the most eloquent in your organization (team, corporation)? (comes out)
Your task is to say a toast to our ladies. I'll help you a little. I will hold up a piece of paper with the indicated clue word that you should use in your congratulations.
(The words are written on the sheets: RAM, felt boots, battery, referee, carburetor, refrigerator, combine).
- A game " Instead of a thousand words»
Leading:(invites a guy and a girl for the competition)
Guys, you have been working in a close-knit team for some time now, so you must understand each other at a glance. The partner receives a task from me and must convey to his partner through facial expressions and gestures what she should buy at the supermarket.
(beef tongue, pork heart, chicken breast, quail eggs). 
- Outdoor game " Flower»
Leading(invites several couples):
Today is Women's Day, so all men give flowers to the fair half of humanity. The task of our guys is simple - to put flowers in a bottle that is under the arm of the partner. So, guys? A flower in your teeth and let's go...
- Fun game " Where to invest money?»
Leading: (calls two pairs)
Now, dear participants, you need to invest your finances in different banking institutions as quickly as possible. You can only insert one banknote. (gives the ladies prepared candy wrappers). Banks can be your partner's pockets, socks, and all the secret places. Hurry up! You need to invest your money as quickly as possible, otherwise the working day in banks is coming to an end. Let's start...
(Funny music sounds, the presenter can help the participants, complete the task, jokes, asks after a minute)
How many bills does the first pair have left? And you? Perfect! The money is invested. They work. And now I will ask the young ladies to exchange partners and withdraw all their rival’s deposits as quickly as possible. Banks are opening! Withdraw money! Let's start... 
- Funny game " Private bussiness»
Several participants are invited, they are placed with their backs to the hall, each has a sign with the names of various institutions (“Sauna”, “Gynecologist”, “Cowshed”, “Station”, “Tax Office”, “Detoxification center”, “Psychologist”, “Masseur”) And so on). The facilitator asks various questions to each of the participants.
The most common questions:
— How often do you appear here?
— Who do you usually go there with?
-Who are you meeting there?
— How do you feel after visiting this establishment?
- Why are you going there?
— Do you get paid for visiting? And you?
— How is the situation there, are you comfortable?
VIDEO: Fun competition for a corporate party
Remade songs for a corporate party on March 8
To congratulate lovely ladies on March 8th at a corporate party in an original way, you can sing them several modern remade songs. This option is perfect for karaoke if the party is celebrated in a cafe.
A kind and cheerful musical composition based on the song “If you leave the house with a frown...” will charge everyone with positive emotions.
A good congratulation to women from a male group could be a remake song based on the musical composition by A. Rosenbaum - “Ay”.
Song-remake “We are girls”
For your boss, you can perform the remade musical composition “Smile”.
VIDEO: Corporate party on March 8 at CTI
It sounds like “Oh, what a woman.”
These are exactly the thoughts that come to the bright minds of men when they look at the ladies who have gathered in this hall today!
We admire women, because they bring beauty and new life into the world, they are next to us from childhood in the form of a mother and until old age in the form of companions, their eyes are full of tenderness, and their souls are kind, poets sing about them, songs are written about them, their the thoughtful look in the paintings is mesmerizing. Queen woman!!! The whole world has been conquered by a WOMAN!!!
And the whole evening today from beginning to end will be dedicated to WOMEN!!!
Dear friends, we are pleased to welcome you to this hall, which today looks like a blooming meadow overflowing with wonderful flowers. It is you, our dear ladies, who filled this hall with the light of your beauty today!
Let me introduce myself……..
Here comes this amazing holiday again, when the sun shines brighter, and there are more smiles, and the drops are louder. On this day, men feel like knights and ardent poets.
Today there is a rush at flower shops, all the flora is being feverishly bought. Straining your memory, they remember what flowers you love, what perfume you prefer to use. After all, exactly a year has passed since the last holiday, when they, the so-called strong half, hurried to congratulate you and express their admiration for you! But! It’s no secret that the female team is quite complex, and managing all these chatterboxes, flirts, and charmers is not at all easy. However, there is a man in this room who copes with this role perfectly!
Your boss is simply super!
There is a masculine quality to him.
Okay, I found a reason
Tell him about this.
It's not easy being your boss,
He pulls a cart, of which there are not many.
Milk would be harmful to him,
But it's not harmful, thank God
Director __________________________.
TOAST 1.
I introduced myself to you, and I want to hear your names.
Let's all shout our names out loud now... Thank you! I didn’t hear a single name, but I saw your smiles and heard your laughter. Our mood is fine and that means we can safely continue.
Although men spend a lot of time at work next to women, they do not know all the secrets. I will take the liberty of telling you about women's secrets.
Women love fashionably dressed
Clean-shaven, skilled in housekeeping,
Affectionate, modest, talented, brave.
They love, especially tenderly, non-drinkers.
They love folk artists and just...
Basketball players of enormous height.
They love cheerful, resourceful, noisy people.
And sometimes... you won't believe it... smart!
I am sure that I am fully endowed with all these qualities.
Chief Engineer _______________________.
TOAST 2.
Eastern wisdom says:
“If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it against a touchstone;
if you want to know the horse's strength, load it;
if you want to know a man’s mind, listen to his speeches;
want to understand the heart of a woman -
you will never comprehend!
And we will be happy to listen to the speeches of the labor protection engineer ___________________________.
TOAST 3.
Dear men, even if you are not so numerous, your voices are clearly heard. So let's show our lovely ladies how much you want to congratulate them on their holiday.
Congratulations to dear women!
We wish you happiness and joy!
In life you - good luck, luck! -
Happy March 8th!
We wish you a holiday in your heart!
Jaguar in the garage!
And in bed - a leopard!
From right
holiday on March 8th!
At work - to be appreciated!
At home they carried it in their arms
Only trump cards!
Happy March 8th!
Good health!
So that through life comme il faut
So that you are always full of excitement!
Happy March 8th!
And summing up these wonderful wishes, another man will say congratulations to you __________________.
TOST 4
Men, of course, will not dare to doubt the presence of bright thoughts in the heads of women, but sometimes in these very heads there are lost thoughts.
Such as:
● If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
● So what if the wind is in your head?! But the thoughts are always fresh...
● I’ll live and I’ll see, I’ll live and I’ll find out, I’ll survive and I’ll kill
● I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying...that it's all your fault.
● What you don’t understand, you can understand in any way you like.
● I have unpretentious taste - the best is enough for me!
● If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
● If you don't like me, then you have no taste.
● I'm constantly haunted by smart thoughts... but I'm faster!
But we hope that today the thoughts in the heads of our lovely ladies will be confused by the compliments that ___________________________ will now say.
TOAST 5.
And on this March day
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart!
And reach any heights
In all matters I wish you!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
And since I wished you a meeting with a goldfish, I will hasten to fulfill this wish.
Fairy tale Goldfish
Characters:
Sea- Don't worry!
Seine-I work here alone.
Fisherman- The first guy in the village.
Fish– I will fulfill any three wishes!
Young woman- All women are like women, but I am a Goddess!
Trough- The Indian is resting.
Grass- And I dream about grass, grass near the house!
Apartment- Come in, don’t be afraid, come out, don’t cry.
(The presenter reads the text of the fairy tale, the “actors” act out the action and each answer their own phrase)
There lived a fisherman near the very blue sea. The fisherman was full of energy, young and dreamed of catching a goldfish. So he threw the net into the sea. He sees that the sea is a little rough. A net came with one sea grass. Another time, a fisherman cast a net.
He sees the blue sea is restless.
Again a net came with only sea grass.
For the third time, the Fisherman cast the net. The blue sea was raging. A net came with one fish.
With a difficult fish, but a magical one.
The fish inhaled oxygen and turned into a girl.
A fisherman saw such beauty, fell in love and offered his hand and heart to the girl.
The girl agreed to marry the fisherman.
First of all, the young people made a trough for themselves.
The trough washed the fisherman and his wife. Then we bought an apartment. The couple's apartment warmed and pleased them with its comfort.
And the couple lived and lived well and made good money.
This is where the fairy tale ends, and whoever listened can take a smoke break.
SMOKE BREAK.
Since we haven’t been able to get to know each other better yet, and I really want to know more interesting things about you, I offer you a dating template. As soon as you hear your number, you should energetically raise your hand up, agreeing with what was said.
Today everyone will sing number_ 1___ the most.
Everyone will dance number _2_
Today, number 3 will shine and star the most.
Everyone will shout louder: From March 8, number 4
But everyone will shout more often and louder, “Pour more! " number 5
Today 6 and 7 will hold hands and dance and sing “we are penguins, but we are not cold, and we live in the north”
8…. All evening he will pester you at 9 with the words “why do you girls, you love beautiful ones.”
And 10 will exclaim all evening, “Where am I?”
Today is 11... I will be inviting my colleagues to relax in Haiti all evening.
And 12... will chase men with the words: Look into my eyes!
...After the party, 13 will leave on their own...
Singing: I'm drunk and drunk, I won't get home, 14 will leave in a car...
And 15... and 16... will hardly take away 17..., who will shout: All the women...
In an hour 18 he will say that she (he) is the coolest,
In 1.5 hours 19... will say that he is Mega Star,
And after 2 hours 20... won’t say anything.
Tomorrow, 21 invites you to improve your health...
And with the words “Does a cow give much milk?” -tomorrow he will wake up in someone else’s bed 22
For the prosperity of all guests all evening with the words: “And I wish you happiness,” drinks 23...
24 will allow 25 not to come to work tomorrow,
And 26 will come to work with a jar of pickle and treat everyone.
27 will dance on the table, and 28 will sit quietly... under the table and sing “a million, million, million scarlet roses”
29 will spend the whole evening looking at a bottle of vodka in fascination and saying “why am I so in love with you?”
Well, in conclusion of our acquaintance, I cannot help but say about the 30 and the following who will now stand up and say loudly:
Enough of this talk, people, we need to pour it, people!
And we’ll pour it, but we can’t drink without toast, word ___________________________.
TOST 6
CONDITIONED REFLEX TEST:
Before we continue our evening, I want to make sure that all the reflexes of your body are still in order, therefore:
I ask everyone to raise their right hand
Higher, higher! Fingers wider, like a fan!
Now, without lowering your right, raise your left! And do the same.
Well done! This is exactly how much you have the right to drink tonight for the health of our hero of the day
And now the hero of the day greets the guests with a simple hand gesture (waves)
Then - only with the little finger - the guests repeat, and now only with the thumb, and now with both the thumb and little finger...
Here it is, a SYMBOL OF REAL FUN, in Ukraine this gesture is called POUR-KA and it calls for filling glasses with the best drinks and giving the right to say a toast to ___________________________.
TOAST 7.
Drink, go for a walk, if only I have enough! (health)
I allow you to get drunk today, I still can’t get drunk. (talent)
We wither in comparison with female charm. (flowers)
We wish everyone that our dreams come true. (dreams)
I'll kill myself for luck. (dishes)
You're still drinking, but are you thinking about me? (liver)
If you get drunk, there’s no point in blaming me later. (mirror)
I congratulate you. I'll be on my way tomorrow morning. (hangover)
Don't drink without me! (toast)
___________________________.
TOST 8
In front of the children, please APPLAUSE
-only the beautiful half of humanity
- only the stronger sex
-those who love lard more than chocolate
-those who respect beer
– those who want to live beautifully
-those who have never been late for work
– those who are pleased to be in this room today. (flurry of applause)
During the break, while the children are changing clothes, there is applause.
Presenter– And so advice number 1
If your colleagues
They gave me a big bonus
And they completely forgot about you,
And they didn’t give any
Instead of paint
Pour into the printer
Strawberry jam
And about you in the institution
They will never forget.
Presenter– Tip #2
If in the evening the director
I erased all your games from your computer,
And in the morning you are out of grief,
Tearing hair from your head -
Then go and erase
All contracts, reports,
What would he do for another six months?
I didn't remember you at all
Presenter– Tip #3
If your friend is cute,
Invited you on a date
And the boss a little earlier,
Doesn't want to let you go -
You put your jacket on it,
Your most beautiful bra,
Let him prove it to his wife later
These things are not his!
Presenter– Tip #4
If everyone is in the office at once,
Sick of a terrible flu
And work immediately stopped,
And customers are calling!
You, with any piece of paper,
Come to them when they are sick,
Let them get sick too
There will be no one to call!
Presenter– Tip #5
If at work,
Everything is littered with paper
And find you what they ask for,
There is no hope whatsoever
Quickly dump everything on the floor,
Stomp your feet on top
And get out of this job
Where there is no one to clean the table.
Presenter– Tip #6
If your leadership
Clearly hints to you,
That the customer will be there soon,
And the order is still standing -
You with a serious expression,
Play solitaire all day long
And then tell him
That you worked for everyone.
Presenter– Tip #7
If your best employee is
He asks you to raise your salary,
And he threatens to quit,
If you don't agree!
Then give him some for lunch,
More pepper in tea and soup,
Because pepper is very
Reduces appetite.
Presenter– Tip #8
If it's New Year's holiday,
You were forbidden to carry out
And to the festive banquet,
The director said there is no money!
On the weekend we got together,
You will come to visit him,
Promise as a team
Check out the new year.
And then you very quickly,
They will get the required amount,
So as not to see
You at the festive table
Immediately after the children, the Sultan arrived and brought his most beautiful wife with the oriental dance “Sultan”.
Dear girls! Just look how excited your men are today! And believe me, I understand their excitement! Let's talk a little about the “strong half” of humanity. Today they want to impress you so much that even talking about work has faded into the background! Look, not a single man’s mobile phone rang, and whoever had such an embarrassment, he, embarrassed and unnoticed by everyone, pressed the end call button. All attention to you, dear ladies. But let's think about your recent investment in today's holiday. What did we recently celebrate? Right! Defender of the Fatherland Day! Or as they used to say in the good old days - Soviet Army Day. It just so happened that when more than three men gather, the conversation always turns to the army, service, and memories of military affairs. Dear men, raise your hand, for whom the word defender, the army, the military man, are not empty words!
So, my friends, I see who will share their memories with us. For which of you the sounds of a marching trumpet are not empty words! And let our lovely ladies not be jealous, but! A toast to men
Our dear women! Today we spent a truly magical evening with you. We men tried with all our might to show you how much we love you, how we care about you, how dear you are to us, our dear, charming, unique ones. We promise you that we will be just as gallant and attentive not only on the 8th day of the month, but always, every day, at home, in the office, especially on the roads! We swear that we will stop making jokes about blondes driving, we will always give way to you at unregulated intersections, give you compliments every day, and of course we will shift some of your daily worries onto our own, male shoulders!
Happy holiday to you, dear women!
We wish you happiness!
Our women are breadwinners
Bring it to me
-napkin
-Comb
Toothpick
tie (belt)
boot
We spend a lot of time at work and need to know everything about each other. However, not everything is so simple, because everyone can hide their essence. It is precisely about the real essence that we are now learning. Those of you who received pieces of paper with assignments, I ask you to go to the middle of the hall so that everyone can hear everything clearly.
(leaflets 2 animals and characteristics)
Who is the most eloquent in the team? We invite you
Toast, says the participant, I hold up a piece of paper with the word, he must use it (refrigerator, RAM, carburetor, referee, felt boots, battery)
RELAY RACE
Hold a box of matches between your knees and throw them into a vase. (flying gait...),
rubber bands (wear from bottom to top)
from the start he throws the sheet forward. No. 2 - runs up to the place of the fall, picks up the sheet and throws the uncrumpled sheet forward with his hand.
Everyone knows that the most courageous women are Slavic women. I invite the most courageous to come out.
Now we will once again prove to men that courage is not an empty phrase. The administration of the cafe forbade setting the hut on fire, but I couldn’t find any horses. (they died from work). Therefore, we will show men the feat that every woman has definitely accomplished at least once. BIG WASH
For the big wash: erotically rotate the butt (Don't forget that men are looking at you) stamp our feet (what would be fun), we wink with an eye (as long as you can flirt)
Striptease with elastic bands. invite girls: What are the most erotic places for girls? We put elastic bands on them, a massive striptease.
I invite girls over and see who goes to work in the morning.
– What time does the working day start?
– what time does it end?
– what time does lunch start?
– what time does lunch end?
– who comes first
– who arrives on time
– who is late
I invite those who responded and watch them go to work in the morning
For pair dances: You work together, so you must understand each other perfectly, or better yet, without words at all. Men receive tasks and show their partner what she must do: The girl MUST ..... (and the pantomime begins)
go to the supermarket and buy:
– buy champagne
– buy beef tongue
– chicken breast
– beef liver
– and 10 pieces of eggs!!!
Let's prepare the most festive salad "Olivie"
Engine girl, boy, girl, boy... looking for the neighbor's waist (comment - I asked for my waist, not my neighbor’s pocket, I see some people patting my pockets) and holding the waist we move the neighbor to the level of an outstretched arm... When I speak
“SAUSAGE” we all lean forward,
“PEAS” - back,
“CUCUMBER” – in a circle (bends to the side)
"POTATOES" from a circle,
and when “MAIONNAISE” we all do a beautiful sexy rotation of our hips and let’s go...
Casting.
Are there real men in the room? They go out. These are the men who should represent our country at Eurovision. The casting will take place now. Dear participants, we ask you to come up with a pseudonym for yourself. Everyone knows that in addition to voice data, emotion and facial expressions are very important. We’ll decide on the voice, technology will help, but we’ll work on facial expressions. We put the elastic band under the nose, you need to remove it around the neck without hands. We choose the winner with applause. The Eurovision Organizing Committee will contact you, look for sponsors.
"Femen"
(Russian beauty Mashenka, Freken Bok, the most beloved and most modest sex bomb, Little Red Riding Hood)
Perform a dance with energetic grand batmans while simultaneously jumping onto half-toes (as it says in the encyclopedia.) Well, people know this dance as a simple can-can
Photo shoot, dance in costumes
"Funtik"
Guys, please tell me, what is the power? Here is one character in the film who said (recording “What is the power, brother”), what do you think? But I unequivocally affirm that strength lies in kindness, only it is more important and dearer than anything else, and I’m not the only one who thinks so (Funtik and Belladonna come out). Photo shoot, dance in costumes.
FAIRY TALE
Who came with what?
The game “The Man of My Dreams” - it has been scientifically proven that a woman at any age dreams of a handsome prince. I have a magic crown, with the help of which we find out who our queen dreams of.
1 real colonel - Pugacheva
America fight-Combination
Agent 007, - Brilliant
And I love the military - Combination
Such as Putin - Singing together, etc.
Let the winter glow not yet fade away,
But the air becomes unsteady.
Happy Women's Spring Day to you,
Happy first spring smile!
While they are seated, toast ___________________________.
Presenter 2 (off stage): March 8 is a solemn day, a day of joy and beauty,
All over the earth he gives women smiles, joy and flowers!
Presenter 1: Hello, the most charming, sweetest and most beautiful representatives of the fair half of humanity!
Presenter 2: You understood everything correctly: we are talking about all the women of the world, whom today it is customary to congratulate, cherish and, of course, love!
Presenter 1: And you can’t take this away from us, because we are ready to love you always!
Presenter 2: Spring has brought us all together today - a wonderful time of the year, which has become a symbol of female beauty!
Presenter 1: Today we will try to make for you, dear ladies, a real holiday that will give everyone a good mood!
Presenter 2: So, let us greet all the women who have gathered in this bright hall with thunderous applause!
Note: All women are pre-divided into 2 teams
Presenter 1: I have 2 envelopes in my hands, I’ll ask the team representatives to come to me to get the first task. Each envelope contains a riddle. Guess it, dear women, and you will find out what your team will be called today.
Riddle #1:
The rustle of beautiful petals
Snow-white pearls blossomed,
Spring delicate little flower
From under the snow rushed to the sky
(answer: snowdrop)
Riddle No. 2:
He is always friendly with the light,
If the sun is in the window,
It's from the mirror, from the puddle
Runs along the wall.
(Answer: sunbeam)
Presenter 2: So, you all guessed that the name of the first team is “Snowdrop”, and the second is “Sunny Bunny”. The next stage of the festive competition is to come up with a motto for your team.
Presenter 1: The task of our girls is to come up with the most interesting and original motto that will tell about the best feminine qualities!
Competition "Team Motto"
(the applause of the audience determines which motto is more interesting)
Presenter 2: I suggest our ladies go to the School of Grace and Beauty. Do you agree? ... Great, that means today you will all become even more perfect!
Presenter 1: So, the first lesson at the School of Fine Arts is a fashion show lesson, because it’s no secret that every fashionista should have a beautiful gait.
Presenter 2: And irreplaceable books will help us find a cool gait (the presenter gives each team a durable book that can be dropped on the floor)
Competition "Defile"
Members of each team must walk as far as possible on a makeshift podium. All girls participate in the competition. When summing up, the number of steps taken by each team member is summed up.
Presenter 1: Yes, the world's catwalks envy you, our beauties!
Presenter 2: Let's make world-famous fashion designers envy you. To do this, I invite everyone to take part in the “Festive Dress for March 8” competition.
Competition “Festive outfit for March 8”
Each team receives a prop - a roll of toilet paper, from which they should make an evening outfit. Any beauty from the team becomes a model, and everyone else is a creative fashion designer.
Presenter 1: Great, now let's dance a little!
Presenter 2: But simply dancing is not at all interesting. We need to involve our men in this dance.
Dance competition
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, the girls of each team invite men into their circle. The team with the most members of the opposite sex in the center wins!
Presenter 1: Well, dear women, today you once again showed us your beauty, wit and, of course, charm!
Presenter 2: Always be as happy as you are today!
