Well, well, well, and if it’s New Year’s, then KOO-KA-RE-KOO! Yes, that’s the only way, because the year of the rooster is coming, and we all need to crow, that is, have fun and rejoice. And that’s why the new skits for the New Year 2017 for corporate parties are so funny that your colleagues at the New Year’s corporate party will laugh so much that they cry. Watch the skits, perform them at your New Year's party and enjoy the New Year!
Scene - a magical chicken egg!
Leading:
Friends! We all know the fairy tale about Aladdin's magic lamp. Each of us would like to have such a lamp. And someone dreams of just rubbing it once and making their wish. But, alas, this is just a fairy tale. But don’t forget that today is the New Year and a lot of things come true on New Year’s Eve! And so, meet the rooster and the magic chicken egg!
A rooster comes out (a man dressed as a rooster)
He has an egg in his hands (the egg can be made from wood or fabric, it doesn’t have to be a large egg, 20-30 centimeters in height is enough)
Leading:
Well, are you surprised? Why be surprised - 2017 is the year of the rooster. So everything is logical and correct. Well. Let's not be shy, who wants to be the first to rub the magic egg and make a wish?
The action goes like this:
The guest rubs the egg, the host comments at this moment. For example, he says: rub faster, otherwise your wish will come true just as slowly! Or like this: you rub the egg so hard that it heats up and cooks! Make a wish already.
In general, comments from the presenter are required. Then, when the guest has rubbed the egg, the host invites him to pull out a card with a wish from the bag. The guest takes out a card and reads what he wishes.
Examples of cards:
1. I rub, rub, rub the egg,
Do you know what I want?
I want to get completely drunk
May my soul sing!
2. My wish is simple,
I want everything to be original.
There was a dacha, a car and an apartment,
And the tax office just passed by.
3. For the New Year I will make a wish,
Just one wish.
But I beg you
Treat him with understanding.
I want to work all year round
And for a car, or an apartment, or maybe for a vacation... in general, it’s easy to make money!
4. In the year of the cockerel, I want friends,
Fall in love once and for all.
And so that my love is
Well, very, very good!
5. I want to get rid of a bad habit
And that's why I ask the rooster:
I want to forget my passport at home,
So that they stop selling me alcohol.
6. I want to work a lot,
Not to make money.
So that my ambitions
We were completely satisfied!
7. My desire is simple,
And this is what it is:
May each of us be lucky
And happiness will come to everyone’s home.
Scene – morning breakfast.
This is an impromptu scene. First, you need to recruit guests who will participate in the skit and say their phrases.
You need:
1. First egg (words: top grade!)
2. Second egg (words: I'm the coolest)
3. Salt (words: it tastes better)
4. Frying pan (words: I'm so hot)
5. Pepper (words: spicy in everything)
6. Sunflower oil (words: new harvest 2016)
7. Sausage (words: I’m boiled)
8. Santa Claus (words: I love scrambled eggs)
Leading:
Friends! Each of us wakes up early in the morning and has breakfast. Some with cereal, some with sandwiches, but most people quickly make scrambled eggs, have a snack and run to work. Who cooked scrambled eggs for the New Year? There are no such? Then today we will all prepare it together. And it will be a “spicy” dish.
Tell me what is needed to cook scrambled eggs?
(guests begin to shout out what is needed. Those who named what is in the skit come out)
Leading:
Great, we have the ingredients and we are starting to cook New Year's eggs!
The words of the presenter for the skit are impromptu (when the presenter says the name of the ingredient, the participant in the skit must pronounce his words):
Santa Claus woke up early in the morning (I love scrambled eggs), reached over and opened the refrigerator. Santa Claus is watching (I love scrambled eggs), the first egg is on the top shelf (top grade!), thought Santa Claus (I love scrambled eggs): You can’t make scrambled eggs from one egg (top grade!). He looked at the bottom shelf, and there was a second egg. (I'm the coolest). Santa Claus was happy (I love scrambled eggs) that he would eat his favorite dish, and began to look for a frying pan (I'm so hot). I found it and put it on the fire. I took sunflower oil (new harvest 2016), and poured it into the frying pan (I'm so hot). Bye oil (new harvest 2016) heated up with the frying pan (I'm so hot), Father Frost (I love scrambled eggs) I looked into the refrigerator again. I saw a sausage (I'm boiled), and thought: great! This is what we need. I took the sausage (I'm boiled), and cut it up for scrambled eggs. Meanwhile the frying pan (I'm so hot) and butter (new year harvest 2016) in it, warmed up. Father Frost (I love scrambled eggs) broke the first egg (highest grade) to the frying pan (I'm so hot). Took the second egg (I'm the coolest) and then smashed it into a frying pan (I'm so hot). While the eggs were fried, Santa Claus (I love scrambled eggs) found salt (tastier this way) and salted this matter. I thought a little and added pepper (spicy in everything), as well as sliced sausage (I'm boiled) carefully placed in the pan (I'm so hot) next to the first egg (highest grade) and the second egg (I'm the coolest). Oil (new harvest 2016) quickly fried the sausage (I'm boiled). Father Frost (I love scrambled eggs) decided to add salt (tastier this way), and add pepper (spicy in everything), and began to wait.
From the fire frying pan (I'm so hot) got even hotter. Oil (new year harvest 2016) hissed, first egg (highest grade) already fried. Second egg (I'm the coolest) also fried. The salt has dissolved (tastier this way), and pepper (spicy in everything) gave the scrambled eggs a unique look. Santa Claus turned off the fire, looked at what happened and said proudly (I love scrambled eggs). And he began to devour both cheeks, gaining strength to come to our holiday!
Then the disco song accident - eggs - comes on - the real Santa Claus comes out, and he and the actors dance on stage.
Characters:
Fortune teller
Employees of the enterprise (employees of the company)
On New Year's Eve, some people go to the bathhouse, while others have a different tradition. And on New Year's Eve, our heroes decided to go to a fortune teller to find out their fate for the new year. What came of it? A funny scene that will make your New Year's corporate party even more fun and brighter.
Employee 1:
Guys, have we already decided that we will go to the fortune teller?
Maybe there is still time to turn back?
All workers hustle:
What is this? Where does the voice come from? Maybe we should go to the bar already? I'd like to drink it now! I would like to smoke now!
Employee 2:
Okay, stop! Quiet! Since we’ve come, let’s go in and find out our fate!
They go into the fortune teller's office. Everyone is in a panic, a little worried.
Employee 2:
Hello, we are, what’s his name, we are, in general, we are, so to speak... well, you’re a fortune teller, you probably already know everything?
Fortune teller:
Yes, I already know everything about you. I know that you work (job title), I know why you came to me. (Looks to the side, looking for someone and says) I know who behaved well and who was a disobedient baby!
Employee 2:
Well, since you know everything, maybe we can get started?
Fortune teller:
Let's get started, but first I'll tell you this: Arkhangelsk, Yaroslavl, Khabarovsk!
Workers vying with each other:
What is this, a spell? Are these her favorite cities? Has she spoiled us? Oh my stomach cramped! Damn, I need to go home, my mother is waiting for me!
Employee 2:
We have the right answer! (Takes a wallet out of his pocket and takes money out of it.)
Arkhangelsk! (puts five hundred rubles on the table)
Yaroslavl! (puts a thousand rubles on the table)
And Khabarovsk! (puts five thousand rubles on the table)
Did you guess right?
Fortune teller:
I see you have a talent, a talent for guessing other people’s thoughts and desires! And so, let's start guessing!
Workers vying with each other:
This is good! It is high time! Guys, does anyone have a package, I feel bad! I better close my eyes! Can I just pay and leave?
Fortune teller:
So, is there a person among you with a Cancer horoscope?
One of the workers begins to slowly walk back and walks backwards, like a cancer.
Fortune teller (looking at him):
It's funny, but if I were you I wouldn't laugh yet!
Cancer:
Yes, why?
Fortune teller:
Someone in your office plays kerchief better than you!
Cancer:
I'll pay extra, tell me who it is! Name, my name!
Fortune teller:
This is a private conversation, I will answer it later. Is there an Aquarius among you?
Aquarius:
What, am I going to fill the cooler with water all year?
Fortune teller:
This isn't the worst thing. What’s even worse is that cancer is looking for you!
And now I would like to see a Capricorn.
Capricorn:
It's me!
Fortune teller:
Yes, your horns are visible from afar!
Capricorn:
What horns?
Fortune teller:
Well, they are still small, but if you don’t hurry home now, then by evening they will be very large!
Capricorn runs away.
Scales:
What about scales?
Fortune teller:
About scales? There is something about scales. Always carry them with you, and you won’t be tampered with in the store! By the way, I have a couple of these scales, look?
Employee 2:
No, we won't see. Give us something common to everyone.
Fortune teller:
General? Okay, here's the general one: Arkhangelsk, Yaroslavl, Khabarovsk!
Employee 2:
What now???
Fortune teller:
No, you won't see them next year!
The onset of holidays is always pleasant, but among the holiday dates there are especially favorite ones, which, traditionally in our country, are celebrated several times: with colleagues, friends, and in the family circle. This is February 23, March 8 and, of course, New Year! And, depending on the venue and the company, favorite holidays are celebrated a little differently, so for corporate parties congratulations are also very useful, in which the field of activity or professional “tricks” are somehow played out. We offer our option - New Year's scene for a corporate party "Fantasy on the theme of your favorite movie." In the sketch, the plot of the New Year's story, which everyone knows almost by heart, is “turned upside down”, the characters have swapped places, which gives rise to new jokes. This option will especially appeal to teachers or doctors, especially since they can easily add something of their own to its text.
Characters:
Zhenya
Nadia
Galya
Hippolytus
Father Frost
Snow Maiden.
(The action takes place in Evgeniy’s apartment in Moscow, Tretya Stroiteley str. 25.kv.17. The door opens, Nadya comes in, she’s holding a bag with a broom sticking out of it, a towel on her head, it’s clear that she’s had a “good” drink of alcohol , sings to the tune of N. Kadysheva’s song “I’m drunk, I won’t get home, a long path finally brought me home.” He lies down on the bed, without taking off his clothes and towels, and covers himself with a blanket. At this time, the owner of the apartment, Lukashin, appears , in his hands he has a bottle of champagne and a cake, puts it on the table, and dreamily humming the song “The New Year is rushing towards us, soon everything will happen, everything in your dreams will come true,” throws his jacket on the bed)
Text of the New Year's scene
Nadia (with closed eyes he takes off the blanket): Mom, why are you keeping me covered? I'm already kind of hot!
Lukashin: Didn't understand? Who are you? (approaches her). What are you doing here?
Nadia (snoring): I'm sleeping, can't you see? Mom, this is for you!
Lukashin: Mother? So you are not alone here! Well, get up, get up now!
Nadia: Let me sleep after the bath, I have a date soon, go to mom!
Lukashin (tries to pull her off the bed): What mom, what bath?! I’ll now arrange a date for you with the police and the sobering-up station!
Nadia: Oh, don’t scare me with the sobering-up station, I was there!
Lukashin: Was? Hm. How were you released like that?
Nadia: They didn’t want to, I gave them a lecture, and they listened, although that was a long time ago.
Lukashin (drags her and a broom): Leave immediately, please leave my bed and apartment!
Nadia:“Leave”, what a poor vocabulary you have, really, and I’m not going to leave anything! What a headache! Please, there is a can of tomatoes in the refrigerator, pour some pickle!
Lukashin: What a cheeky one! She’s already been in charge of my refrigerator, and there she goes with her pleasantries!
Nadia (looks carefully at Lukashin for a long time): But you’re not mom’s guest, right?
Lukashin: Amazing intelligence! Of course I'm not a guest!
Nadia: Then what are you doing in my apartment? Now my Hippolyte will come.
Lukashin: So you are not alone, so you and your accomplice are living in apartments?
Nadia: Why with an accomplice, with the groom?
Lukashin: Does this run in your family?
Nadia (hiccups): Excuse me, where are my friends: Katya and Sveta? Girls, where are you?
Lukashin: This is a whole gang of 4 people. I'm calling the police immediately!
Nadia: There is no need to call anyone, now Ippolit will come and figure everything out, he works as an inspector at the city police department!
Lukashin: Yes, you have a mafia! Please note that I am a simple state employee and there is nothing special for you to profit from here!
Nadia: Here, where is this? In my apartment?
Lukashin: How is it in your apartment? Let me, she was mine for a few more minutes. (To the side) Maybe it’s not mine anymore, they took it and re-registered it for themselves, how many cases have happened….
Nadia: Man, please vacate my apartment, I need to change clothes, New Year is coming!
Lukashin: You will celebrate the New Year in my apartment, and me and my mother, where will we go?
Nadia: This is mine and my (!) mother's apartment (showing registration in passport) here, read:
St. Petersburg, Third Street Stroiteley 25, apt. 17.
Lukashin: And I live and am registered, Third Street Stroiteley, 25, apt. 17, Moscow!
Nadia: I don’t understand anything, so what do you want to say that I’m in Moscow now?
Lukashin: That's right, in Moscow! (sarcastically) How insightful you are, apparently you didn’t beat everything off with a broom.
Nadia: Rude! (as if he remembers something and suddenly collapses) Oh, what about Hippolytus? Is he there, am I here? What will happen? (crying)
Lukashin: This is what will happen (!) if now my Galya comes here and sees you, and even on my bed with a towel on her head?
Nadia(looks for phone in bag, doesn’t find it): Please give me your phone number, I need to call Ippolit.
(Lukashin gives her the phone number).
Nadia: Hello, hello, Ippolit, it’s me, no, not from the solarium, I didn’t guess, no, not from the bathhouse, no, neither from Sveta nor from Katya…. I..I.. from Moscow... No, no, I didn’t run away, everything just turned out so ridiculously, you will laugh, but.....Hello...
Lukashin: Give me my phone and get out, Galya will come any minute!
Nadia:“Get out”, who are you by education anyway?
Lukashin: Surgeon!
Nadia: That's why I'm looking at your manners! And the tree is cut off so naturally.
Lukashin: Well, well, your profession seems to be of a different profile (points to her towel and disheveled appearance)
Nadia: Ham! Yes, my profession is different from yours. (proudly) I am a teacher!
Lukashin: I thought so. Mentoring tone, loquaciousness and amazing (!) insight.
(Knock on the door).
Lukashin: Hide in the closet!
(Galya enters).
Galya: Why do you smell like eucalyptus?
Lukashin: Yes, this is a folk remedy, I treated patients on duty at night.
Nadia: Apchhi! Sorry, I can’t sit there anymore... The last time I sat in the closet was when I was looking for teaching material in it, and the door slammed. Since then I have had closed space disease...
Galya: Who is this?
Lukashin: This is my patient.
Nadia: I'm from St. Petersburg, and the smell is from my broom, it's eucalyptus.
Galya(ironic): Wow, Lukashin, what a healer you are, people even come to you from St. Petersburg. And even with a broom and a towel on your head, it’s quite a ritual!
Lukashin: Yes, Galechka, this is the Tibetan method..
Galya(menacingly, interrupting him): Stop making a fool out of me! You think I don't see anything.
Nadya (Gale): This is a misunderstanding, you misunderstood everything
Lukashin: I’ll explain everything to you now and show you (takes out passports, and Nadya takes a broom out of her bag and gets ready to tell everything)
Galya(angrily): Don’t bother, you’ve clearly explained and shown everything to me. Farewell, Lukashin!
(Galya leaves).
Lukashin(sits down with annoyance, clasps his head in his hands): What have you done?! Why the hell did you come to my apartment? They ruined my wedding...
Nadia: I didn't get stuck (has difficulty pronouncing this word), I was sent instead of Svetka, she was supposed to fly to the groom, and now the wedding is a big question for me.
Lukashin(already softly): What is a parcel to “send” you? I just can’t understand, okay, they put you on the plane, but how did you find my house?
Nadia(takes his hand and says almost cheerfully): I told the taxi driver the address, he brought it, surprisingly, the keys also fit.
Lukashin: The surprising thing is that there are a few minutes left until the New Year and it looks like I will be celebrating it with a woman I don’t know, (joking) also a patient (points to her towel and broom)
(Both laugh)
Nadia: My name is Nadya.
Lukashin: A beautiful name, and most importantly rare. And I'm Zhenya! (rises up and kisses her hand with playful gallantry)
(Knock on the door, Lukashin rushes to the door, Nadya too)
(Father Frost and Snow Maiden come in)
Snow Maiden: They say on New Year's Eve, whatever you want,
Father Frost: Everything will always happen, everything always happens! (knocks with a staff and Galya and Hippolyte appear, all four hug, a New Year's toast and song sounds, the heroes of the scene leave to the applause of the audience, and Father Frost and the Snow Maiden conduct a game program with the guests)
Scenes for the New Year 2017: funny for corporate parties (year of the rooster)
As they say in the song of the disco band Accident - “the New Year is rushing towards us”... and if so, now is the time to start preparing for the most beloved holiday in our country. And so that you can start with it, we recommend new funny scenes for the New Year 2017 for your corporate party. With such scenes, the corporate party will turn out to be bright, memorable and fun!
Scene - New Year's gatherings.
This scene takes place in an impromptu style. The presenter reads out the words, and the participants in the skit, when their name is pronounced, say their phrases. It turns out funny, especially if the actors play along harmoniously with you.
This scene usually turns on the guests and “warms up” them. And after it, the whole team is yours, and you can continue the fun holiday.
Scene - chicken Ryaba 2017
Since the year of the rooster is coming, it will be relevant to use the fairy tale and the image of the pockmarked hen. In this scene we will choose chicken Ryaba 2017.
To do this, we need to call five girls onto the stage. When they are on stage, the presenter begins to read his words.
Leading:
We choose Ryaba chicken,
We select the best of the best.
There are five competitors so far,
And while there is plenty to choose from!
Our first competition is simple,
Everything is simple here - just sing!
Who can sing best?
He won't leave here!
(Song competition. Girls take turns singing a New Year's song in different genres. Some in rap style, some in chanson style, some in opera style, some in rock style, and some in Russian folk style. Afterwards, guests choose the best, and one girl leaves the competition)
Our ranks are straightened.
But the contestants didn’t sit there!
Our next competition is:
Who can dance the best!
(Dance competition. Girls must show a chicken dance. The “chicken rap” music is turned on and all the girls dance, after which the audience again chooses the best, and one girl leaves the stage)
We are all a little actors at heart,
And each of us has our own roles.
And today you have many roles,
Play and have fun!
(Acting competition. Here a New Year's song is played - a Christmas tree was born in the forest, and the contestants take turns showing all the actions about which the songs are sung. For example, the first shows the first verse. The second is the second, and the third is the third. Then the audience also chooses two for the final, and one girl leaves the stage)
It took you a long time to achieve success,
And finally you have arrived!
The last competition is ahead.
Have a blast!
(The last competition. In it, the girls will take turns dancing with Santa Claus. More precisely, music is playing, Santa Claus is standing, and the girls must dance and involve Santa Claus in their dance. Afterwards, the audience chooses the winner of the whole game and presents the award - Ryaba the chicken )
Scene - New Year's gifts.
And again we return to the theme of the year of the rooster. In this scene, New Year's characters will give guests gifts - unusual eggs. These will be love eggs, health eggs, and so on. Such gifts will be remembered forever.
For the scene, you need to buy Kinder Surprise chocolate eggs and paste them with these templates.
The presenter invites one man to participate. Characters: accountant, supply manager, secretary (women) and them (man). Women celebrate the holiday (in general, you can play out this scene for anyone).
Leading: Three girls at the table
We drank rum and cake together,
We discussed in secret
Between themselves about this and that.
The first girl says
All blush, chubby face:
Accountant: “If I was a stripper
Long-legged and brave,
I would dance all my life
In clubs from night until morning! (Imagining dancing near a chair)
Leading: Here the second one interrupted,
Claims that there are forces:
caretaker: “When I was a top model,
And beautiful and slim,
Wore Gucci and Corden
And she lived on the podium!” (walks around the table with a staggering gait, as if on a catwalk)
Leading: The third one followed,
He says with a sweet smile:
Secretary: “If I were the wife of an oligarch,
Had a villa, a foreign car,
I would bask on the sand by the sea
With a fresh mojito in your hand!” (crossing his legs, leaning back in his chair with a dreamy smile)
Leading: Their boss can hear everything behind the door
He comes in and asks a question:
Boss: “What, already holiday Are we celebrating?
Are we dreaming about the sweet life here?
The working day is still underway!
Accountant, where is your report?!
You, than dream of hugging a pole,
The quarterly report should be submitted on time!
And you, supply manager, why are you sitting here?
And don't keep order?
Give the technicians the material,
May your entire podium shine!
You, secretary, sing like a bird,
I will personally chase you! (in a raised voice)
Unanswered calls to the office
And there’s no coffee on my table!
Come on, quickly get to your places!
I'll let you relax later.
After all, I’m not a beast, at about eight o’clock,
We'll drink and have fun...
Let's make your dreams come true
After all, we girls are all our own!
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