Decor      07/06/2023

Remade New Year's ditties for corporate parties - funny, cheerful, cool, for colleagues, for women's, men's, noisy company, about the Christmas tree, the Snow Maiden, about Santa Claus: words, text. Father Frost and Snow Maiden (exit-congratulations at the banquet) Congratulations from

Phonogram.
Exit of Santa Claus.

Santa Claus.:

Hello my dear!

I came early today
I came from afar
Happy New Year to you,
And please a little

(show gifts in “all their glory”)!

Maybe you completely forgot
What (soon) Today is New Year?!
Nothing, HE knows everything himself
He will sneak up and come!!!

Oh, where is the Snow Maiden? Hasn't it happened yet?
Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ay! What a disaster!
What should I do? So Snegurka failed!
See again, she has a date, meeting Lel in a restaurant. But Grandfather doesn’t care! All in Spring, vigorous mother! She is also a fidgety girl: she would forever flutter in love! Not the hostess - it's just trouble!
So what should I do now? Without the Snow Maiden, what a deal to let everyone down on New Year’s Day!
Listen, girl, beauty, idea! Dress up and, I hope, you will pass for the Snow Maiden. Oh, here’s another beauty, don’t refuse the old man!
The best snow maiden will receive a good prize!

1 Creating the best Snow Maiden!

Each candidate for the role of the Snow Maiden must dress up in such a way as to match the image of the modern Snow Maiden. You can use everything that the Snow Maiden is already wearing, plus any additional items, clothes, Christmas tree decorations, cosmetics, jewelry, etc.

2 The most resourceful!
Now I will need three assistants - men, better if they are husbands or good friends.
All Snow Maidens are blindfolded. Opposite each one stands a man with a small Christmas tree toy hidden in his clothes. The fastest and most resourceful one wins!

3 The most affectionate!
Oh, they are all such beauties, smart and smart, that it’s not easy to make a choice! Therefore, I propose the following test; only one, the most affectionate one, will win. Well, please the old man, tell me warm, affectionate words, compliments! Just a little more and I'll melt!

(Prize and cap).

We've decided on the Snow Maiden! For this I propose a toast!

All dreams came true soon,
And luck came to you,
To keep the money flowing
May life be sweet!!! HOORAY!!!
IF Offered a drink
Oh, thanks, guys, but my health is not the same!
I’m not a grandfather for the first time, I’ve been without teeth for a long time and have been gray.

And you, Snow Maiden, what do you wish for our friends?
New Year's greetings from the left Snow Maiden
Spur glued to a postcard
Well, granddaughter, help, invite everyone to the round dance.

Round dance.
phonogram.

(Exit of the Snow Maiden).

Snow Maiden:
Yeah, the fun is in full swing here
I was almost late
I came to your holiday tree from afar.
I walked for quite a long time through the ice and snow.
I walked all the days, not knowing laziness, I did not go astray.
Either she sat on deer, or in a minibus...
Oh you, Santa Claus! see see!
It’s not a problem at all that you have a gray beard.
It’s not for nothing that they say: “There’s a demon in the rib” when the years are not the same.
I'll tell everything to Spring!

Santa Claus.:
This is a misunderstanding! I was getting out of the situation! And he suffered for it: he ran into a scandal!
Thank you, my dear helped me out!
Snow Maiden:
OK OK! Father Frost!
Today you laugh, relax,
Don't strain your head
Don't forget to give gifts!
Father Frost.
Yes! Gifts are my passion! I give them on New Year's Day!
Snow Maiden:
We know that you are ruining your capital and love to give gifts. You're a spender and a spendthrift! Here!
And the first New Year's gift will go to the one who wins it!

Game “Music Prize” .

phonogram.

Music prize, who will get it! We pass this prize along to the music, the music stops (the one who has it in his hands begins to unfold the newspaper or drops out)
Father Frost: We continue the holiday together,
We fill the glasses again.
I want to convey my word.
Who wants to say something?
Then I'll tell you myself!

I would like to wish women of any age to be as irresistible in the new year as they were in the old year. Dear women, be charming, attractive and loved!
For the ladies, men, standing!
or

Father Frost.
I suggest we drink so that we too may receive the gingerbread of life!

Puzzles.
Game "Fairy Tale".
….
This is the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!
Audience applaud!
Artists take a bow!

Snow Maiden:
On this occasion, I propose a toast to a fairy tale!
So that all your dreams come true, so that you have everything and nothing happens to you for it!

Well, now we begin moving and circling in a circular direction, not a rocket, not a sleigh, not a lunar rover!
And the New Year's self-propelled song vehicle, a good old round dance!

(Round dance).

Snow Maiden:

Well, friends, it’s time for us to say goodbye!

Father Frost.
- and the time has come for you to raise a toast.
Well, Frost wishes you every success,
Lots of happiness, few tears, and more laughter!
Goodbye, bye, and for a new toast
Remember the old man with a kind, quiet word!

Happy New Year!
With new happiness!

Scenario for the appearance of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden at a corporate party

You can use the script from here at the beginning of a corporate event

The Snow Maiden appears in the hall with the song “And it’s snowing”

SN: Hello, here I am. Happy New Year to you friends!
One day the day and hour come. Everyone is waiting with hope for their arrival.
And the miracle happens again, because this miracle is the New Year!
He and I come to visit people and he is no longer far away.
Let everyone be happy at your New Year's light!

I walked along a long road to you through blizzards and snow, and bad luck: somewhere along the way, Grandfather Frost got lost. Let's try to call him. Answer my questions “YES” or “NO” in unison:

Is Santa Claus a great guy?
Will he drink half a bucket of Wheat?
Do you like jokes and anecdotes?
What about working Saturdays?
Does Santa Claus sing ditties?
Does Grandfather have a girlfriend?
Is he carrying a bag from the warehouse?
So who should we call?
All together: Santa Claus! Father Frost! Father Frost!….

Jingle Bells sounds. Santa Claus comes out

D.M.: Happy New Year,
I wish you happiness and joy!
Everyone who is single should get married,
To everyone who is in a quarrel - make peace,
To everyone who is sick - become healthy,
Bloom, rejuvenate.
To everyone who is skinny, become fatter,
Too fat - lose weight.
To all gray haired people, let them turn black. So that bald people have hair
At the top they thickened like Siberian forests!
With all my heart I wish you not to be sad and not to grow old,
On a winter holiday, warm your soul with a glass.
The first is for the New Year, the second is for our people,
Third - let's drink to love, So that the blood boils in your veins.
To sing, to dance, To make your head spin!
Happy New Year with a new happiness,
Congratulations, friends!

SN: Congratulations on the best,
The most tender and melodious,
Happy bright holiday,
Happy snow-white new year!
Happiness, humor, good luck
And in love there is great return.
And may this New Year
It won't cause you any trouble.

Santa Claus invites everyone to fill their glasses. Drinking

D.M.: How have the kids grown up, Snow Maiden? I probably won’t even recognize them...
SN: Nothing, Grandfather, but they are still waiting for gifts from you.
D.M.: Yes, I have a bag full of them here! But to get them you must first guess the riddles of my assistant Snow Maiden

The Snow Maiden asks riddles and plays a game. Santa Claus gives prizes.

SN: First, I want to check how you know New Year’s films! I will guess them, and you answer. But the main thing is to rhyme!
They celebrated the New Year at the dacha...

And it was a movie... (“Gentlemen of Fortune.”)
And, as usual, we would look

This night we... (“The irony of fate.”)
Although he is actually the namesake of Santa Claus,

But in the film it is affectionately called... (“Morozko.”)
He was a freak, a dwarf, but lucky.

And the cartoon is called... (“The Nutcracker.”)
She was lucky to meet everyone at once.

The film is about these brothers... (“12 months.”)
And fairy tales contain scientific ideas.

There is a wonderful film about this... (“Sorcerers.”)
We wouldn’t mind watching it for the tenth time,

The film is called... (“Carnival Night.”)

SN: Well, Grandfather, they know films well. So we need something more complicated. Now we will guess winter and New Year songs, but I turned the phrases from them upside down and confused them. Here's an example: Large aspen trees are warm in summer. (“The little Christmas tree is cold in winter”)
Oh, heat, heat, don't steam him. Don't steam him and his elephant. (“Oh, frost, frost, don’t freeze me, Don’t freeze me, my horse”)
The little pinniped seal lies calmly. (“The furry-legged horse is in a hurry, running”)
Green, green dew fell on the grass. (“Blue, blue frost lay on the wires”)
In silence he recited a poem, get up, get up quickly, aspen. (“The snowstorm sang a song to her, sleep, Christmas tree, bye-bye”)
I will read you a report for two hours. (“I’ll sing you a song about five minutes”)
The clips were thrown away and they all lay down in a row. (“They hung up the beads and began to dance in a round dance”)

SN: And then they guessed everything! Well, then I’ll solve some really complicated riddles!

In the New Year in the midst of fun,
We will shoot loudly from it,
And we will laugh a lot,
If we kill all our friends!
Champagne

Every adult on New Year's Day,
This miracle is waiting for you,
And he hopes that any minute now,
The director will bring it!
Prize

Doesn't bark, doesn't bite,
And who goes to the owner,
She lets you know.
Secretary

Consists of three letters
Starts with "X"
When it works, it's worth it
When he finishes, he bows.
Choir

If it's very, very long,
Loudly - shout loudly,
If everyone, gathered together,
The choir invites him to visit.
Just before the New Year,
He will definitely come!
police squad

D.M.: Well done, Snegurochka, and now I’ll tell you my riddle:
Grandmother's midwives
Grandfather's rattles will keep you warm.
Mittens

The host offers to fill the glasses. Drinking

The Snow Maiden offers to sing a New Year's song and asks to guess Grandfather Frost's favorite song. Everyone guesses “A Christmas tree was born in the forest.” If there is a Christmas tree, they invite you to dance around it; if not, then Father Frost and Snow Maiden sing a song in the center, and everyone around them.
D.M.: The time has come to part, But don’t be upset!
You will meet us again, More surprises await you!

SN: In the meantime, let's have fun, let out music and laughter,
Happy New Year! With new happiness! Happy wonderful time of miracles!

If you work in a company with a staff of five or more people, then most likely a noisy corporate party awaits you before the New Year. Even if the director of the company saved money and did not organize a holiday for his employees, then in this case the employees themselves often gather to celebrate the main event of the year. And in order for the evening to be a success, and the feast to leave a good impression, you need to prepare for it.

To prevent the evening from being boring, you need to create an entertainment program, competitions, skits, invite Father Frost and the Snow Maiden (or dress up yourself).

We offer an example for a corporate party with jokes.

For a corporate party with jokes for the New Year 2018 you will need:

  • scenario;
  • gifts for winners of competitions (chocolate, notebooks, pens, calendars, bottles of alcohol, symbols of the coming year - Dogs, etc.);
  • colored paper or cardboard;
  • paper clips;
  • marker;
  • scissors;
  • elastic band, one and a half meters long;
  • scotch;
  • ribbons;
  • 4 boiled eggs;
  • two apples;
  • sheets of paper with the names of dances and songs;
  • attributes for dogs: food, collar, leash, etc.;
  • chairs.

The hosts of the event come out to those gathered in the banquet hall; at this moment you can turn up the music louder.

Father Frost:

Hello ladies and gentlemen! Today we have come to you to paint this evening with bright colors!

Snow Maiden:

Today the smile will not leave your faces, because we have prepared an incredibly interesting program for you!

Father Frost:

Enough time to get drunk! After all, there is no need to hide why we have gathered here today!

Snow Maiden:

Well, what are you saying, grandpa! And we have gathered here to unwind our souls, have fun from the heart and spend a difficult year. Let's give the floor to our leader, who will sum up the passing year!

(the head of the company is given the floor - this sounds like the first toast).

Father Frost:

Thank you, dear (name and patronymic of the manager). Such words are worth drinking a glass of champagne!

(guests fill glasses)

Snow Maiden:

Now, let's get straight to the competitions. We have prepared the most interesting quizzes for you! Grandpa, start!

Father Frost:

Dear ones, what is the most important thing on the New Year's table?

(the audience is trying to answer - the correct answer is: menu, food, snacks)

That's right, menu. I’ll ask you to be smart: I’ll voice out a letter, and you tell me the name of dishes that start with that letter. The one who names the most dishes will win a prize!

(contest)

Snow Maiden:

What kind of housekeepers our girls are, how many names of dishes they know!

Father Frost:

Knowing that is one thing, you still need to prepare them! Let's raise our glasses to ensure that our beauties remain wonderful housewives!

(raise glasses)

You can take short breaks between competitions, during which time guests can have a drink, a snack and a little chat. Presenters can also join the table. The main thing is not to delay such pauses, otherwise the guests will get bored or quickly get drunk, and it is unlikely that they will be able to play.

Father Frost:

We've decided on the menu, now let's move on to drinks.

Snow Maiden:

Grandfather, there’s champagne on the tables...

Father Frost:

My dear child, champagne is just for warming up, as they say. For real men you need something stronger! So, for those who want to drink something stronger, I suggest you solve the riddle!

Riddles with jokes are made. It’s better to write the options into the script right away. The one who gives the most correct answers wins a prize.

Options for riddles for a corporate party for the New Year 2018

  1. Quenches thirst quickly.
    They drink from a mug. This is (beer).
  2. Burns the mouth and throat.
    They drink from a glass. This is (vodka).
  3. Delicate scent. Delicious, but
    My head hurts. (wine).
  4. Cuties drink, bitches drink too,
    Adding ice and juice - (vermouth).
  5. Replaces sleep and bromine.
    Drink with cola, - this is - (rum).
  6. Dispels gloom and spleen,
    If it pours (gin) into the tonic water.
  7. The smell of bedbugs is absolutely delicious! –
    French vintage (cognac).
  8. Having adopted the lordly manners,
    We drink cold (champagne).
  9. No medicine, no bed
    Will not be cured (hangover).

Father Frost:

And now, I would like to give the floor to all those who have something to say and wish each other! Let's do it while we still remember!

(those who wish come out with congratulations, or raise a toast from their place at the table)

Snow Maiden:

I propose to play a game that our beautiful ladies will enjoy!

Dress-up competition: scissors, ribbons, tape, marker, paper clips, cardboard or paper are given to those who wish. From the proposed props you need to come up with a dog costume and put it on yourself. The winner receives a prize. You can also choose “Miss Audience Choice”, for which the majority of guests of the evening will vote.

Father Frost:

You've worked hard, now you can have a drink and a snack!

(guests raise their glasses, after which you can take a short musical break)

Snow Maiden:

We ate, rested, and now I suggest you strain your brain and solve a few more riddles.

Examples of riddles

  1. What is it - small, white, flies and buzzes?
    With the letter B. (Fly. Why with B? Because blonde)
  2. Why don't elephants fly? (By air)
  3. What kind of dishes can you not eat anything from? (Out of empty)
  4. What is it: green, bald and jumping? (Soldier at the disco)
  5. What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street)
  6. What can't be done in space? (Hang yourself)
  7. How do day and night end? (Soft sign)
  8. Small, gray, looks like an elephant (Baby Elephant)
  9. What is it: power lies, but water runs? (The deputy is given an enema)
  10. Can an ostrich call itself a bird? (No, he can't talk)

Since the riddles all have a trick, one of the presenters must help and answer. The point of these charades is not who will guess correctly, but to make the audience laugh.

Father Frost:

We've already drunk and eaten almost everything, but haven't danced yet. Come on, let’s shake off the fat we’ve accumulated over this year so we can enter the next one with a thin waist!

Snow Maiden:

We are offering a dance competition! Anyone can join us in the center of the hall.

Pre-prepared cards with the name of the dance are drawn out by the competition participants one by one. The music may sound completely different, even not suitable for the chosen type of dance. This is the essence of the competition: to dance a certain dance to any music. Men can also participate, it will even be more interesting. The winner gets a prize.

Dance options:

  • lezginka;
  • striptease (light);
  • polka;
  • break;
  • waltz (you can invite a partner);
  • cancan;
  • Boogie Woogie;
  • tap dance

You can supplement the list with other types of dances.

Father Frost:

Let's find out which of us is the most flexible? I'm sure it is me!

Snow Maiden:

Grandpa, slow down! Just look at the men sitting at the table. How can you compete with them?

Father Frost:

And we will find out now!

The tape or elastic band is pulled between two chairs at the level of the person’s waist. The point of the competition is to walk under the tape without touching it. You can't crawl, you can only bend forward or backward. Anyone who touches the tape or falls is immediately eliminated. The remaining participant wins.

After the competition, you can take a musical break so as not to tire the guests and allow them to catch their breath and relax a little.

Snow Maiden:

We found the most flexible one, but who is the coolest of our team? Let's find out!

For the next competition, boiled eggs will come in handy. How many eggs - so many participants. Competition for men only! The eggs are placed on a plate and participants are informed that one egg is raw. Everyone must take an egg and break it on their head. Who gets a raw egg? No one, because he doesn’t exist! But the contestants don’t know this! Therefore, the tension will increase with each broken boiled egg! Based on the results of the competition, small gifts can be awarded to all rejected participants.

Snow Maiden:

These are the kind of men we have! One is cooler than the other! Let's drink to the strong half of our wonderful team!

(raise glasses)

Snow Maiden:

Do you know how much work we did when preparing this script for the corporate event? For a long time we came up with jokes and competitions with gags. And the smiles and laughter on your faces today are evidence that our efforts were not in vain! We want the New Year 2018 to be as easy and happy for you as this evening!

Father Frost:

You can’t praise yourself, no one will praise you! Right, Snow Maiden? Is this what you were hoping for? Okay, we ate and drank, now let's start the next game. No celebration is complete without this fun competition. I just ask you in advance not to push or fight too much, otherwise we’ll break the dishes and they’ll demand money from us!

Chairs are placed in a circle in the center of the hall. The number of chairs should be one less than the number of participants. The chairs are placed in a circle, with the seat facing outward. To the music, guests begin to run around the chairs. As soon as the song ends (the DJ can press the stop button at any time), the participants quickly sit down on an empty chair. The person who does not get a seat is eliminated from the game and takes one chair with him. The one who manages to sit on the last chair wins.

Snow Maiden:

Grandfather, do you love me very much?

Father Frost:

You know, granddaughter, sometimes I love you, sometimes not so much.

Snow Maiden:

Will you kiss me?

Father Frost:

What’s wrong with you, my child, I’m your grandfather, and not some kind of betrothed!

Snow Maiden:

Then I announce a competition in which I will also participate, since you don’t want to kiss me!

For the next competition two teams will be needed. Each team has 4-5 participants. If you don’t get that many, you can put together one team. The point of the game is for the guest to take an apple into his mouth (the fruit must be washed in advance) and pass it to the second participant, but not with his hands, but with his mouth. It turns out to be a kiss through an apple. The one whose apple falls is eliminated. The winner is the pair or one person who doesn't drop the apple.

Don’t forget that a successful corporate party should consist of costumed heroes, in our case the presenters are Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. You can make a themed party and replace the costumes, for example, with the image of Jack Sparrow and his beautiful companion.

Since the coming New Year 2018 will be the Year of the Dog, it is worth taking this point into account in the script. A corporate party with jokes will be more fun if you come up with some interesting and funny facts about dogs, or a dog competition.

Competition about dogs

Guests name as many dog ​​characters from famous films and cartoons as possible. If it is difficult to remember the names of animals, then you can only name the name of the film or cartoon. The winners will receive dog gifts: bones, collar, leash, etc.

List of films and cartoons featuring dogs:

  1. Kitten Woof.
  2. Prostokvashino.
  3. Catdog.
  4. Once upon a time there was a dog.
  5. 101 Dalmatians.
  6. Visiting Barbos.
  7. White Bim Black Ear.
  8. Scooby-Doo.
  9. White Fang.
  10. Belka and Strelka.
  11. Kashtanka.
  12. Dog in boots.
  13. Barboskins.
  14. Pluto.
  15. PAW Patrol.

At the end of the corporate party, you can announce a white dance. Or give the floor to the manager again. It is not necessary to follow all the points in the scenario for the New Year 2018. A festive dinner with jokes will be perfectly decorated with spontaneous jokes that can arise in a conversation with guests. You need to act according to the circumstances. Perhaps one of the guests will prepare their own competition, or the invitees will not show interest in the quizzes.

There is no need to go too far and arrange one game after another. This will likely quickly tire the people who came to relax and unwind in the first place.

In the article you will find tips on holding a corporate party in the New Year 2019-2020.

A corporate party is a celebration among those people with whom you work every day. As a rule, on New Year's Day, any organization holds a corporate party to mark the end of the past working year and to unite the team. To hold a corporate event, you can invite professional actors, or you can do it on your own and assign certain roles to the most active members of the team (which is much more interesting and fun).

Santa Claus must be present at any New Year's holiday. This character is a constant symbol of the New Year, wishing happiness and inspiring people for the coming year. He comes not alone, but together with his granddaughter Snegurochka.

An adult holiday is significantly different from a children's holiday, and at a New Year's corporate party there is no need to read poetry under the Christmas tree. Here you will need to actively participate in competitions, answer funny questions, accept funny gifts, laugh and have fun.

IMPORTANT: The appearance of Santa Claus (appearance at the holiday) can be sudden or expected. He must do this with funny words and a loud greeting so that everyone pays attention to him.

Greeting options:

Cool corporate party scenario for the New Year 2019-2020 for the host

The hosts of the corporate event do not have to be Father Frost and Snow Maiden. The right to host a holiday can go to any activist or trade union representative. It is the presenter who offers all participants different entertainment:

  • Dancing
  • Songs
  • Reading congratulations
  • Participation in competitions
  • Puzzles

The host in his holiday script must have a large number of congratulatory poems. They are the ones who set people up for celebration, a good mood, and positive feelings.





Congratulations and invitation from Santa Claus















Cool competitions for the New Year's corporate party 2019-2020

Of course, no corporate event would be complete without funny and humorous competitions. These tasks will lift the spirits of everyone present, strengthen team spirit and give memories.

Competitions:





















Funny cool games for New Year's corporate party 2019-2020

In order for the corporate party to be especially successful and leave many pleasant memories for each guest, it is imperative to include comic active games.

What you can prepare:





















New Year's jokes and entertainment for celebrating the New Year of the Rat

The host should prepare as many humorous poems and anecdotes as possible in advance in order to lift the spirits of even the most dull guests.

Jokes and poems:













Poems and congratulations for the New Year



Jokes for corporate parties for the New Year 2019-2020

This is a must-have entertainment for an adult corporate party, which will cheer up the guests and allow them to relax emotionally, and also help them show off their theatrical abilities.





















Tips and ideas for a cool New Year's celebration in a women's group

Ideas:

  • Quest. You can build an entire holiday in this style. It can be planned by a professional or presenter. In big cities there are special clubs that offer a lot of quests. Depending on your preferences, you can always choose the theme of the event.
  • Master Class. Creative ladies can always give preference to a calm and creative corporate event, as opposed to wild dancing and fun. A group of women can drink champagne with sweets and at the same time create jewelry and home decor.
  • Disco. You can also go to a fashion club with a group of women. There you can order a table and drinks, invite actors who will play the roles of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.
  • Striptease. This is a way to celebrate the holiday for brave ladies. Strip clubs always exist in large cities, or a dancer can be invited to a regular nightclub, of course, in the role of Santa Claus.

Tips and ideas for a fun New Year celebration for a fun, drunken group of friends

Adviсe:

  • Game "Crocodile". Let everyone present portray some person or film, silently show a scene that needs to be guessed.
  • Alcoholic Tic Tac Toe. Only “steadfast soldiers” are able to withstand such a “game.”
  • Spin the bottle game will add piquant sensations to the company and, perhaps, create couples.
  • Round dance around the Christmas tree. Why not? If there is a room and a Christmas tree, active dancing around it will only give pleasant emotions.

Video: “Cool scenario for a New Year’s corporate party”

Leading: The holiday is going on happily, someone is missing here
We will call very loudly for the one whom we have been waiting for all year!

All: Father Frost!

(F/g A. Grigoriev “Dance at the Excavator”: dance"drunk" Santa Claus)

Leading: Gentlemen, well, you give! Well, are you calling the chroniclers?
Well, let's shout together again now

All: Father Frost

(f/g "Brigade"- “Cool” D.M comes out)

"Cool" Santa Claus: Hello ladies, gentlemen, it took me a long time to get here
They told me there was an arrow, I abandoned everything
I sent Snegurka an SMS to send her a Mercedes
You will be patient with gifts, if anything happens you call home
You are swinging at full speed. I'm off! Happy New Year!

Leading: Not grandfathers, but nonsense, apparently their suit is not the same,
I can’t imagine where that couple disappeared!
Apparently their name is bad, since they don’t come to visit us;
We'll have to call them so that they won't be able to refuse you.

All: Father Frost!!!

(F\G to output real Santa Claus)

Father Frost: The New Year's Eve hour has come,

A room full of familiar faces
Happy New Year to you, friends!

Where is my granddaughter?
In the morning the chalk blizzard was swirling,

She must have gotten lost...
(f/g; the “pregnant” Snow Maiden comes out, a balloon is secured with tape under the cape)

Father Frost: Hello, my granddaughter!
Why are you worrying your grandfather in vain?
It's time to celebrate the New Year
Do you care about the lantern?!
Oh my God, yes, what happened?

I dressed up somehow strangely...
And if you weren't my granddaughter,

I would say that... I fell in love.

Snow Maiden: Grandfather, what are you really talking about!
I'm in my thirtieth week.
No, really, seriously
Sclerosis is tormenting you!

Father Frost: Oh, hold on! Oh, no urine -

The highlight of the whole New Year's Eve!
And without a husband, I see.

Well, I'll tell people!
It’s just a disaster, a shame and a disgrace;

Give me a hundred grams urgently!
(The Snow Maiden at this time selects a man in the hall and approaches him)

Snow Maiden: Oh, grandpa, here he is! Cute,
Where has this taken you?
I bewitched the beautiful maiden,
I went abroad myself!
But now, don't be cool,
And ask for forgiveness!

Father Frost: No, granddaughter, wait,
The conversation will be masculine!
You tell me first
Are you even single?
Well, now you can’t get away with it and you have to get married.
We celebrate the New Year and we drink to the New Year,
We'll have a wedding right here, drink and sing together!

Leading: But first, a dance for them, our dear young ones!
(F/g "Tango". The Snow Maiden and the man dancing; at the end of the dance, the Snow Maiden pops a balloon - her “belly” - with a pin)

Snow Maiden: Guilty, oh, sorry!
But you don't blame me -
We come every year
Congratulations to the honest people,
There are more than enough requests,
Give everyone the sensation!
And not to disappoint
I decided to give a sensation!

Father Frost: Oh yes, granddaughter, oh yes, special!
No, literally, well done!!
Well, to the “Groom” for his work
The festive order is forged.

Snow Maiden: The gentleman was ardent, hot
I'll give him a gift... ( gives a balloon filled with helium with the inscription “New Year’s sensation”)

Father Frost: And for this, gentlemen, will you need a drink? Yes?

Snow Maiden: And now, honest people,

Let's stand together in a round dance
Let's take each other's hands and sing a song to the Christmas tree!
(after performing the song)
To continue the round dance, who will join us as a Christmas tree?
(props: Christmas tree hat or shiny green wig)
Now let’s dance again, choose another one with the Christmas tree:
To convey the role of the Christmas tree, you need to dance in the center
You'll get tired. Don’t yawn again, choose a Christmas tree!
(i.e., during dance music, the Christmas tree cap passes from one dancer to another)

Snow Maiden: Friends, it's time to say goodbye,
But you shouldn't be upset!

Father Frost: You will not be affected by blizzards and bad weather,
Happy New Year! Happy new happiness to you!!!

  • To a person who has his own play...
  • In the article you will find tips on holding a corporate party in the New Year 2020-2021.

    A corporate party is a celebration among those people with whom you work every day. As a rule, on New Year's Day, any organization holds a corporate party to mark the end of the past working year and to unite the team. To hold a corporate event, you can invite professional actors, or you can do it on your own and assign certain roles to the most active members of the team (which is much more interesting and fun).

    Santa Claus must be present at any New Year's holiday. This character is a constant symbol of the New Year, wishing happiness and inspiring people for the coming year. He comes not alone, but together with his granddaughter Snegurochka.

    An adult holiday is significantly different from a children's holiday, and at a New Year's corporate party there is no need to read poetry under the Christmas tree. Here you will need to actively participate in competitions, answer funny questions, accept funny gifts, laugh and have fun.

    IMPORTANT: The appearance of Santa Claus (appearance at the holiday) can be sudden or expected. He must do this with funny words and a loud greeting so that everyone pays attention to him.

    Greeting options:

    Cool corporate party scenario for the New Year 2020-2021 for the host

    The hosts of the corporate event do not have to be Father Frost and Snow Maiden. The right to host a holiday can go to any activist or trade union representative. It is the presenter who offers all participants different entertainment:

    • Dancing
    • Songs
    • Reading congratulations
    • Participation in competitions
    • Puzzles

    The host in his holiday script must have a large number of congratulatory poems. They are the ones who set people up for celebration, a good mood, and positive feelings.



    Congratulations and invitation from Santa Claus







    Cool competitions for the New Year's corporate party 2020-2021

    Of course, no corporate event would be complete without funny and humorous competitions. These tasks will lift the spirits of everyone present, strengthen team spirit and give memories.

    Competitions:










    Funny cool games for New Year's corporate party 2020-2021

    In order for the corporate party to be especially successful and leave many pleasant memories for each guest, it is imperative to include comic active games.

    What you can prepare:











    New Year's jokes and entertainment for celebrating the New Year of the Ox

    The host should prepare as many humorous poems and anecdotes as possible in advance in order to lift the spirits of even the most dull guests.

    Jokes and poems:







    Poems and congratulations for the New Year

    Jokes for corporate parties for the New Year 2020-2021

    This is a must-have entertainment for an adult corporate party, which will cheer up the guests and allow them to relax emotionally, and also help them show off their theatrical abilities.











    Tips and ideas for a cool New Year's celebration in a women's group

    Ideas:

    • Quest. You can build an entire holiday in this style. It can be planned by a professional or presenter. In big cities there are special clubs that offer a lot of quests. Depending on your preferences, you can always choose the theme of the event.
    • Master Class. Creative ladies can always give preference to a calm and creative corporate event, as opposed to wild dancing and fun. A group of women can drink champagne with sweets and at the same time create jewelry and home decor.
    • Disco. You can also go to a fashion club with a group of women. There you can order a table and drinks, invite actors who will play the roles of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.
    • Striptease. This is a way to celebrate the holiday for brave ladies. Strip clubs always exist in large cities, or a dancer can be invited to a regular nightclub, of course, in the role of Santa Claus.

    Tips and ideas for a fun New Year celebration for a fun, drunken group of friends

    Adviсe:

    • Game "Crocodile". Let everyone present portray some person or film, silently show a scene that needs to be guessed.
    • Alcoholic Tic Tac Toe. Only “steadfast soldiers” are able to withstand such a “game.”
    • Spin the bottle game will add piquant sensations to the company and, perhaps, create couples.
    • Round dance around the Christmas tree. Why not? If there is a room and a Christmas tree, active dancing around it will only give pleasant emotions.

    Video: “Cool scenario for a New Year’s corporate party”

    The scenario for the New Year's corporate party "Planner with Santa Claus" is perfect for organizing a truly magical New Year's Eve in your office!

    Traditional New Year's heroes - Father Frost and Snow Maiden, funny jokes, funny and original competitions, unusual incentive gifts - you will find all this in our scenario, designed for any number of corporate party participants, and holding the holiday in any room convenient for you.

    Characters

    Lady Winter(shopaholic) – wife of Santa Claus. Dressed in a modern, fashionable way. High heels, a short, spectacular dress, a handbag. The image is similar in behavior and conversation to a stupid blonde. A white wig is required on your head. Makeup is bright and catchy.

    Santa Claus(businessman). Dressed in a modern executive suit. But with a red nose and a beard (traditional, fake and Santa Claus hat).

    Granddaughter Snegurochka(marketer). A sort of excellent student (glasses, tablet in hand). But on the head there is a mandatory wig with a braid and a Snow Maiden hat.

    Grandson of Morozko(DJ). A modern young man, but with a red Santa Claus cap on his head, a bright scarf around his neck, and mittens on his hands.

    Props and room decoration

    A festive corporate event can be held both in a large office space and in specialized places - in a bar, restaurant, cafe.
    The decoration is New Year's, festive.
    The Christmas tree should not interfere with guests’ viewing and participation in competitions and skits.
    It is better to set the tables for no more than 4-5 people and place them at a short distance so that fairy-tale characters have the opportunity to conveniently approach the guests.

    To decorate a mini stage

    Props

    1. Office desk. There are folders and documents on it.
    2. Computer.
    3. Executive chair.
    4. The closet is also filled with folders, documents, and books. Other additional office elements.
    5. A separate table on which there will be white T-shirts (signed) of different sizes, according to the number and size of guests.
    6. Markers. (Competition No. 4. “Autograph”).
    7. A beautiful bag with costume elements (bunny ears, kitten ears, wolf mask, bear mask, etc.). (Competition No. 5. “Magic dancing”).
    8. White pieces of paper and pens (according to the number of participants).
    9. Large, deep iron bowl.
    10. Lighter. (For “Message for the New Year!”).

    Phonograms

    For general musical arrangement:

    • song “New Year” (“Disco Crash”),
    • Verka Serduchka song “Christmas trees”
    • “New Year” (“Hands up”),
    • E. Vaenga song “I wish!”
    • Other New Year songs of your choice,
    • recording of the chimes.

    Phonograms for skits

    song excerpts:

    • "Black Boomer" (chorus),
    • “Empress” by Allegrova from the chorus,
    • Abba – “Money, Money, Money” (chorus),
    • Leps' song "A glass of vodka on the table"
    • song “You kiss me everywhere” by the group “Hands Up”,
    • Verka Serduchka’s songs “Okay, everything will be fine!”, “Smiley”,
    • song “The ceiling is icy, the door is creaky” (from the chorus).

    Corporate event scenario

    Scene #1

    The guests are seated at the tables. Light instrumental music plays. A modern businessman, Father Frost, appears. The marketer Snegurochka hurries after him, writing something down on a tablet. The music turns off.

    Father Frost(addresses the guests in the hall): “Well, my dears, the old year is coming to its logical end. We all had a great time working with you in it. The New Year is just around the corner and I am ready to listen to all your suggestions for how to celebrate it. Who wants to be the first to speak and open our planning meeting? Who should I give the floor to?” (Looks sternly into the audience. Everyone looks at each other in confusion, not understanding what is happening).

    Father Frost: “If you really are thinking of just sitting out, then I’ll tell you right away that you won’t succeed. I’ve been in my frosty holiday business for many years and I know everything about you. Don't want or aren't ready to voice your thoughts? I’ll just read them then!”

    (Santa Claus approaches one of the men and moves his hands over him. A soundtrack is played with the words: “Black boomer, black boomer”).

    Father Frost: "Interesting!"

    (He approaches the next guest (woman). He moves his hands over her. A soundtrack sounds with the words: “Mani, mani, mani (ABBA)”).

    Father Frost: “An accountant or something?”

    Father Frost: “This is what your heads are filled with, just listen!”

    (He approaches the girl. He moves his hands over her head. It sounds: “You kiss me everywhere, I’m everywhere, I’m already an adult!” To the next woman (song with the words “Well, at least send a smiley!”).

    Father Frost: “Come on, I’ll listen to your general thoughts!”

    (He walks away and moves his hands, V. Serduchka’s song sounds with the words “Okay! Everything will be fine!”)

    Father Frost(addressing the Snow Maiden sternly): “Well, everything is clear with them! You know?"

    Snow Maiden(scared): “What?”

    Father Frost(joyfully): “They have good thoughts!!! Correct! New Year's!!! How I love!!!"

    (The Snow Maiden exhales with relief, fanning herself with her tablet.)

    Snow Maiden: “Scared me, Grandfather Frost... So, okay. Tell me, by what criteria will we determine the best workers (employees) this year?”

    Father Frost: “Write it down, granddaughter. By filling the glasses, by draining them. For the best toasts. Through tireless dancing. By participating in competitions. And, of course, for fun!”

    Snow Maiden(writing down): “Yeah, I see. May I begin?"

    Father Frost: “Get started, granddaughter!”

    Scene #2

    Light instrumental music plays in the background.

    Snow Maiden:

    “Our dear guests!
    It’s not in vain that we gathered here!
    Near the decorated Christmas tree,
    All our friends are nearby!

    Father Frost:

    “Fill your glasses!”
    Fill to the brim!
    Don't be sorry, don't be sorry
    Kind words for each other!”

    (Guests fill their glasses)

    Father Frost: “The floor for congratulations is given to the manager” (name of organization, enterprise, company, etc.) Full name.

    (Toast from the leader, then everyone drinks and has a snack).

    Father Frost: “Who do you think is your boss’s right hand? Of course, the chief accountant (or deputy for finance) has not gone far from the manager, so we give him (her) (position, full name) the opportunity to congratulate our employees on the upcoming New Year!”

    (Toast from the main booze. Everyone drinks and has a snack).

    Father Frost: “I know from myself that the manager and his right hand, who deals with financial issues, must perfectly understand and hear each other, right?”

    All in unison: "Yes!"

    Snow Maiden: “Let’s check this? How much do your manager and his assistant understand each other? (Addresses the manager) Are you ready?

    Competition No. 1. "Understand me!"

    Father Frost: “So, the task is as follows: my granddaughter, Snegurochka, who is also a marketer, takes you out the door and makes sure that you don’t hear anything about what we are agreeing on here. Then you come back and have to understand what we are telling you.”

    The Snow Maiden takes the manager and the accountant away, and Father Frost conditionally divides everyone into two teams.
    The task is this: Two teams must shout completely different phrases at the same time. For example, the first team will shout: “We are having fun here”! Second team: “We are glad to see you!”

    The Snow Maiden returns with the participants of the competition. At the command of Santa Claus, the guests simultaneously shout out their proposals in unison. The manager and chief accountant must hear and pronounce both phrases.

    Scene #3

    (Music sounds in the background).

    Father Frost: “Fill your glasses, my friends, and let’s drink to mutual understanding!”

    (Everyone drinks and has a snack).

    Snow Maiden: “Grandfather Frost, and I, as a marketer, know for sure that personal friendships are very important in a team. Tell us, our dear friends, which of you has been working with each other for a very long time?”

    Game “What do we know about each other”

    From the guests, pairs of two employees of either gender are selected.
    The Snow Maiden asks questions:
    When did your partner get this job?
    How old is he now?
    Who does he work for?
    How long have you known each other?
    What does he like for lunch?
    What does he have in his right pocket?
    Does he have all his teeth?
    Isn't that a wig on your head?
    (and so on, no more than 3-4 questions for each participant; there can be any number of pairs).

    Each correct answer is worth 1 point; based on the number of points, two winning couples are selected to participate in the final competition.

    Competition 2. “I am you!” You are me!"

    The two pairs of participants who won the previous game are placed back to back; you cannot peek or turn around.

    Santa Claus asks questions to one participant, Snow Maiden to another.
    For example (if the partner is a man):
    What color is your partner's shirt?
    To what button is it undone?
    How many buttons are there on a jacket?
    What is the pattern on the tie?
    What kind of watch are you wearing? (Especially if there are none).
    What color are the laces? (And there, for example, shoes without laces).

    If the partner is a woman, questions such as:
    What do earrings look like? (If they are not there).
    How high is the heel?
    What color are your eyes?
    and so on.

    Snow Maiden: “What great guys you are, how friendly you are and how much you know about each other!”

    Father Frost: “How can you not drink for this? I offer to fill the glasses!” A toast is given to the winners!

    (One toast each from the winners of the competition. Light instrumental music plays. Everyone drinks and has a snack, then a “Dance break” of 4-5 compositions).

    Scene No. 4

    Father Frost: “We continue our New Year’s planning meeting, dear friends! I announce the game “You are the best!”

    Competition No. 3. “You are the best!”

    Father Frost: “Please fill your glasses immediately and to the brim! On my command, you need to say a compliment to your neighbor (preferably an unusual, original, extraordinary one), clink a glass with him and drink quickly... So, in turn, you must say one compliment to each other, but you cannot repeat what has already been said before you. My granddaughter, marketer Snegurochka, will time the speed. This is a new sport that must be included in the GTO standards! I’ll show you by example!”
    Santa Claus (takes a glass, clinking glasses with the Snow Maiden): “You are the COLDEST!” (drinks). Is everyone clear?

    Guests in chorus: "Yes!"

    Father Frost: “One, two, three, let’s start!!!”

    (Instrumental music sounds in the background, the microphone is passed from hand to hand).

    Snow Maiden(at the end): “Hurray! The speed is record-breaking!”

    Everyone drinks and eats.

    Scene #5

    (Lady Winter appears, bags in her hands).

    Lady Winter(indignantly, capriciously): “Darling, what is this?! Why doesn't anyone help me? Where is your security guard Snowman? Where are the deer drivers? Can’t you see my arms are falling off?!”

    Father Frost(addresses the audience): “Yes, yes! What did you think? That I, a tough businessman, don’t have a blonde wife? Eat! Here she is in all her glory!”

    Father Frost(addresses Zima): “Well, did you spend all my money, my beloved shopaholic?”

    Lady Winter(throws the bags and happily grabs his arm): “Oh, dear, just a little bit left! Honey, throw in a little more! I saw such snowflakes and icicles in the store! My forest kikimora friends will simply burst with envy!”

    Father Frost: “What have you already bought, my beautiful Lady Winter?”

    Lady Winter: “Oh, such a long, floor-length snow coat and icy, icy boots all the way up here!” (shows the length of the boots on himself - almost to the thigh).

    (Santa Claus takes out a New Year's card and gives it to his wife).

    Father Frost: “Here, take my salary card and don’t deny yourself anything!”

    (She kisses him joyfully on the cheek, flirtatiously waves to the audience and runs away).

    (Meanwhile, the Snow Maiden takes out personalized T-shirts from the bag and lays them out on the table. Markers or felt-tip pens of different colors should also be there).

    Scene No. 6

    Snow Maiden: “Dear friends, we rarely tell each other any wishes, warm words, or maybe even declarations of love. Postcards are a thing of history; no one signs them anymore. So Grandfather Frost and I decided that we should help you leave a memory of our New Year’s planning meeting in some interesting, unusual way. And Santa Claus himself will tell you how!”

    Father Frost: “On this table are your personalized T-shirts, white as a blank sheet. Nearby are markers and felt-tip pens. Imagine that this is a Happy New Year card, only very original. Anyone you want can at least draw or write whatever you want on each one! Then each of you will receive your own personalized T-shirt with autographs, drawings and wishes from your colleagues as a souvenir. I am sure that you have never received such a sincere gift!”

    Snow Maiden(winks at the ladies): “By the way, no one forbids women to leave autographs with their lipstick! Hint understood?"

    Competition No. 4. “Autograph”

    There is a musical pause, during which guests sign each other’s T-shirts, draw emoticons, wishes, etc.
    Santa Claus and his granddaughter choose the 3 best works and announce the winners.

    Scene No. 7

    The grandson of Santa Claus appears - DJ Morozko with his equipment.

    Father Frost(introducing the grandson to the guests): “Dear guests! I am glad to introduce you to my heir! My grandson Morozko, a cool DJ, and we invite you to dance with him!”

    Morozko: “Great, guys!! Listen here everyone! Everybody dance!!"

    (Dance break of 4-5 songs).

    Competition No. 5. "Magic Dancing"

    During the dance break, competition No. 5 is held. "Magic Dancing" Participants take costume attributes out of the bag by touch and then dance to the music in this image.

    Scene No. 8

    Everyone takes their seats. Toasts are made, guests drink, eat and congratulate each other. Instrumental music is playing.

    Father Frost: “Our dear guests! New Year is approaching! We hear his festive steps. The chimes are about to sound. (Sheets of paper and pens are distributed to all participants). While I am here, my dears, I will definitely fulfill one of your wishes. Only for this you need to carry out a New Year's, fabulous ritual. Write your deepest desire on a piece of paper and put the notes in this magical bowl.”
    (The Snow Maiden walks through the hall with a bowl. The chimes sound. Grandfather Frost moves his hands over the bowl. On the twelfth strike, Grandfather Frost sets the contents on fire. At that time, the lights in the hall are turned off. Only the fire in the bowl is visible).

    Father Frost: “May all your wishes come true! Not a single thing will be forgotten! Happy New Year! With new happiness! Hooray!!"

    (The lights turn on. New Year's songs are played. Everyone dances, drinks, eats. Father Frost and Snegurochka go around the tables, congratulate colleagues, pose for joint New Year's photos).

    Happy New, better, blessed year, dear friends!

    In our article you will find the best selection of converted New Year's ditties for corporate parties.

    It just so happened, but for residents of the post-Soviet space, the New Year is one of the favorite and long-awaited holidays. Most people try to celebrate this occasion as cheerfully as possible. The New Year celebration begins with corporate events at work.

    As a rule, most modern managers hire a specialist to organize a holiday, who is professionally involved in planning and holding the celebration. He plans everything efficiently, taking into account all wishes, but his services are not very cheap. Therefore, you can try to organize a corporate party celebration yourself, supplementing competitions and entertainment with converted New Year’s ditties.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a noisy company: words

    New Year is a fun holiday, and therefore the music program should be as light and relaxed as possible. Accordingly, New Year's ditties should be cheerful and neutral, so as not to offend anyone. Ditties based on the song “Babki Ezhki” will be an ideal choice for the beginning of the celebration.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a noisy company - “Babki Ezhki”:

    1. Stretch the accordion bellows,
    And play, don't ask.
    New Year's ditties
    Color it with stars!

    2. Caught up on the New Year
    Fresh moonshine...
    And now there's no end
    Day and night from Leshy.

    3. Grandma the Hedgehog is having fun -
    I lost my broom
    And now he walks -
    Hello, Ezhka, New Year!

    4. The eagle owl hoots sleepily
    To the beat of my ditty.
    I dreamed of celebrating the New Year
    I'm in the company of friends.

    5. Santa Claus caught a cold
    He fell ill and fell ill.
    Because in a light jacket
    I was completely chilled in the cold.

    6. Santa Claus took us for a ride
    On a magic sleigh
    We sang to Grandfather for this
    A song to the tune.

    7. And winter will come again -
    We go back and forth like this all year.
    We are waiting for Koshchei to visit
    New Year's winter day.

    8. Have fun, honest people,
    Let's see off the Old Year!
    The grandmothers became drunk,
    ruddy from the wine.

    9. Celebrating the New Year,
    All the people drink to excess.
    There's fun until the morning
    And then the hangover will come.

    Funny New Year's ditties for corporate parties for colleagues: text



    Ditties

    IMPORTANT : If there will be a large number of people attending the New Year's celebration, it will be better to pay for the work of a professional host who can ensure that everyone present is involved in the entertainment program. If the corporate budget is not enough to pay for services, choose the most cheerful and sociable colleague and invite him to spend the holiday.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for colleagues - “Bremen Town Musicians”:

    1. We are one, we are two workers, we worked all year,
    And the cat is tired!
    It's time for us all to rest,
    Let's have fun until the morning!

    2. We don’t need Santa Claus,
    And no need for chocolate!
    Give us some buns quickly,
    And raise your salary!

    3. They say that on New Year's
    All the people just drink.
    And we have a corporate party -
    Drink and positivity.
    People gathered around the table
    Everyone is eating and drinking something.
    We won’t sing ditties,
    Until they pour it too!

    4. Let them perish very soon
    SES and fire control services,
    And the tax inspector...
    Happy New Year, our director!

    5. Happy New Year
    And we wish everyone health,
    So that you can go to work
    Go out on Saturdays too.
    We sang ditties for you
    Mostly decent
    We are waiting for New Year's gifts
    Cash would be better!

    6. New Year corporate
    It will be very positive
    After all, the director will tell us
    Who will receive the prize?

    Cool New Year's ditties for a corporate party: words



    New Year's ditties for corporate parties

    Ditties are always fun. But so that they are thematically related to the celebration being held, you can give out cool items of clothing or accessories to the people singing them. For women, these could be light tulle skirts, crowns in the form of snowflakes, and various kinds of New Year's tinsel. For men, you can make ties decorated in New Year's style or Santa Claus hats. Such little things will help create the appropriate atmosphere at the holiday.

    Cool New Year's ditties for a corporate party - “La-la-la (Let's go)”:

    1. And it’s winter, winter, winter outside, la-la-la
    And my head is spinning with joy -
    This New Year is coming, coming, coming.
    The gray days are behind us,
    Don't be sad, come to the holiday soon
    We will all celebrate the New Year together.
    Oooh. Everyone is having fun. La-la-la.
    Let's celebrate the New Year.
    Let joy enter our home with him,
    May there be sunny days
    Let your dreams come true.
    May success accompany everyone,
    Loud laughter sounds everywhere.
    We wish you happiness and goodness,
    May your life be full of love.
    And this New Year. La-la-la.

    2. The beautiful Snow Maiden wishes everyone happiness,
    And Santa Claus will take the gifts out of the bag.
    This evening brings smiles to faces,
    And the sky sprinkles crunchy snow.
    Let everything be easy and unusual today
    The music sounds cheerful and kind words,
    Joy flows like a fountain, everyone looks great
    And tomorrow, don’t let your head hurt with a hangover.

    Year, year, year, New Year
    And we are dancing! La-la-la.
    Year, year, year, New Year
    We're rockin'! La-la-la.
    Year, year, year, New Year
    We're having a great time! La-la-la.

    3. In the New Year, such life is -
    Don't plow, don't toil. La la la
    Two weeks off -
    Sleep and cuddle!
    New Year, walk boldly
    Whichever path you want
    And you in any home
    They treat you to a shot glass! La la la

    4. There is noise and laughter in our hall,
    The singing doesn't stop.
    Our Christmas tree is the best!
    There is no doubt about it.
    Everyone ate, everyone drank,
    And they forgot to go home! La la la
    Everyone snores with their mouths open...
    This is what it is like - New Year!

    5. New Year, New Year!
    All the people are having fun!
    There's fun until the morning
    And then the hangover will come.
    Will be Santa Claus
    Uncle Dima again,
    Because with a red nose
    He walks around without makeup.

    Funny New Year's ditties for corporate parties: text



    Congratulations for colleagues

    If you have a clearly thought-out program, then this selection of New Year's ditties can be used at the very beginning of the celebration. It can be used to represent Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.

    Funny New Year's ditties for a corporate party - “Suddenly, like in a fairy tale, the door creaked”:

    1. Happiness, suddenly, in silence,
    There was a knock on the door.
    Really, are you coming to me?
    I believe and I don't believe.
    Miracles on New Year's Day
    There are all kinds
    New Year, New Year
    Coming soon!

    2. If I were young,
    If only I were frisky -
    I would dance on the table
    And I could climb onto the Christmas tree!
    I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
    I'll play blind man's buff with you,
    But I'm afraid to drink tea -
    The heat will melt me.

    3. Hello, Grandfather Frost,
    You brought us gifts!
    Here are albums, paints,
    And we want sausages!
    If you're going to have a drink,
    You need to know your limits.
    Because in turmoil
    You can foolishly overdo it!

    4. Frost with a white beard,
    With a lush mustache,
    Like a young boy,
    Dancing with us.
    Santa Claus I'm in the bag
    I'll do a review.
    He was going to give
    The whole division!

    5. Santa Claus, don’t yawn,
    And get the gifts.
    If you want to fight
    Let's fight!
    Walk boldly in the New Year
    Whichever path you want
    And you in any home
    They treat you to a shot glass!

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a women's company: words

    Ditties for a corporate party for a women's company

    You need to have fun the right way, and this means that even New Year's ditties can be made the highlight of the celebration. You can invite those who will sing them to accompany their singing with movements that will imitate the action reproduced by the ditty. Believe me, it will be a lot of fun.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a female company - “If you are a little over 30”:

    1. Spun, spun
    New Year's snowstorm.
    Indian summer has arrived
    Or even a thaw!
    Pour it up, guys!
    Champagne ladies.
    They will be drunk and open
    Ataman's army!

    2. Completely killed me
    Burning fun.
    I would like a heating pad to my full height
    With a soft bed!
    Needles stuck to chest
    From the New Year's tree.
    I feel much better
    From love free!

    3. New Year is just around the corner!
    We need to get ready.
    I'll sing ditties for you
    I'll tell you proverbs!
    Met Santa Claus
    He had a red nose.
    Hugged with a snow woman
    He stuck something to her!

    4. I'm going to the Christmas tree
    And she is prickly.
    No, I won't go there
    I feel better under the tree!
    Santa Claus lured
    She made eyes at him.
    And he gives me candy
    It's called mu-mu!

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a men's company: text



    Ditties for a corporate party for a men's company

    A male company will be more likely to like “brutal” New Year’s ditties, which are closer and more understandable to the stronger half of humanity. The following selection of ditties will surely help make the New Year celebration fun and interesting.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party for a group of men - “It's fun to walk together”:

    1. Have fun shouting together: Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year!

    Drink with us, lovely Snow Maiden,
    The alcohol will make the figurine sway.
    The tangled legs will throw off the buns themselves,
    One, a glass, two, a glass and you will become a smart girl!

    Chorus: It's fun to shout together: Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
    Drink vodka and eat sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!

    2. Christmas tree, Christmas tree burn
    Only, mind you, one, two, three.
    One - gasoline, two - lighter,
    Three - firefighters, flashing lights.
    How are you spending this year?
    So another will follow him,
    I'm not kidding, because, you know, this is -
    New Year's omen.

    The chorus can be repeated

    3. The guests gathered at the table,
    We drank, ate, had fun,
    Celebrated New Year
    Ten days on end.
    New Year, New Year
    Have fun, party people!
    Where did you wake up next?
    Is it really under the table?

    The chorus can be repeated

    4. We’re tired of drinking vodka,
    The body asks for minerals,
    And then vice versa
    This is the kind of people we have!
    Olivier is standing in a bowl.
    Let's drink a hundred grams of vodka
    And we will sing you para-ru-ram.

    The chorus can be repeated

    New Year's ditties for corporate parties about Santa Claus: words



    New Year's ditties

    Santa Claus is one of the symbols of the New Year celebration, so ditties about him will definitely appeal to all participants in the celebration. You can sing them either alone or in a large group.

    New Year's ditties for a corporate party about Santa Claus - “Oh, snow, snow, white blizzard”:

    1. Santa Claus only once a year
    In front of the people
    That's why they meet him
    Like a Hollywood star!

    Chorus : Oh snow-snow, white blizzard!
    Santa Claus is with us today,
    We just can’t believe it!

    2. Santa Claus is a big fan
    New Year's adventures,
    Maybe he'll come over for the holiday
    Come to us, friends, in a coat of skins!

    The chorus repeats

    3. Santa Claus at the Christmas tree
    Feels the needles.
    He doesn't caress her like that
    It just stretches your fingers!

    The chorus repeats

    4. Santa Claus came in from the cold,
    But it doesn’t look like he’s shaking.
    So, I wasn’t driving a troika,
    And the taxi driver rushed him in!

    The chorus repeats

    5. Today is Santa Claus for the holiday
    I barely came to you, friends.
    He doesn't look sick
    Apparently, there's too much vodka!

    The chorus repeats

    6. We received Santa Claus as a gift
    I brought new prices.
    Slowly getting cheaper -
    It's just a bummer.

    The chorus repeats

    7. The snow is swirling outside the window,
    A blizzard has begun.
    It's time to celebrate the New Year,
    Stop messing around!

    New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Christmas tree: text



    New Year's ditties

    And what would New Year be without a beautiful Christmas tree! It should definitely be remembered in ditties. New Year's ditties can be sung by everyone together, and at the same time lead a noisy and cheerful round dance around the green beauty. Such a pastime will help bring colleagues closer together.

    New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Christmas tree - “The Little Christmas Tree is Cold in Winter”:

    1. Let’s sit under the Christmas tree at a rich table,
    Let's call Grandfather Frost to come to us.
    He will give out gifts from the bag in full,
    And the glass of champagne will drain to the bottom.
    The chimes will strike twelve times again.
    There will be light, heat, water, gas, roads, communications.
    To all the sick - health, to those who thirst - wine,
    For women - a husband, for a man - a wife.
    There will be plenty of bread, as many spectacles as you want,
    Let's meet him well - it will be a good year!

    2. A Christmas tree was born in the forest,”
    And we throw her into the fire.
    Why the hell do we need needles?
    Since the New Year has passed?..
    They ate the cowardly bunny,
    They devoured all the alcohol.
    All the songs were sung,
    But, thank God, they survived.
    How will we live later?
    About this - only in a whisper.

    3. A Christmas tree was born in the forest, but there was a strong frost,
    I went for her in December and, poor thing, froze to death.
    While I was thinking about chopping, I was rubbing my hands,
    A nice thought appeared:
    “Let’s skip a hundred grams.”
    A Christmas tree has frozen in the forest - take it home immediately!
    Let her stand dressed up and make us all happy!
    Standing in the corner, frozen, And the branches are drawn towards us.
    So that we can all warm up here instantly,
    “Let’s skip a hundred grams.”

    4. We gathered at the Christmas tree,
    To celebrate the New Year.
    They guessed on pins and needles:
    Well, who will come to us?
    Here with the rat Lariska
    Shapoklyak came to us,
    And many, many nasty things
    I brought it for the kids.

    5. A Christmas tree was born in the forest, it grew in the forest,
    In winter and summer she was slim and green.
    How lucky that Christmas tree was, as soon as it was born,
    They composed a song about her, and the song is a hundred years old.

    6. We sang about the Christmas tree
    Every New Year.
    And even though we've grown old,
    But the Christmas tree lives.
    Thank you, little Christmas tree
    That we had you
    And many, many joys
    Brought to us in life.

    New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Snow Maiden: words



    New Year's ditties for corporate parties

    Well, at the end of the article, we bring to your attention a selection of New Year's ditties about the beautiful Snow Maiden.

    New Year's ditties for corporate parties about the Snow Maiden - “Tell the Snow Maiden”:

    1. Tell the Snow Maiden where she was,
    Tell me, honey, how are you?
    Ran around the shops, Santa Claus,
    I shed quite a few bitter tears.
    I bought boots, pearls
    Earrings, diamonds and furs!
    I got clothes from Couture,
    The beauty salon offers massages and manicures.

    Chorus: How's Santa Claus?
    How's Santa Claus?
    Well, like Santa Claus - appreciate it!

    2. Hello, hello, grandfather, Santa Claus!
    You live among fir trees and birches!
    Please come in, darling,
    Let's have fun with you now!
    Sing songs and dance in a circle.
    Light your lights, Christmas tree,
    Come into the circle quickly, Grandfather, stand up with us.

    Chorus: Come on, show me the new thing!
    Here's Santa Claus
    Here's Santa Claus
    Here's Santa Claus - look!

    3. Oh, I can’t wait - New Year,
    Just a little bit will come.
    Oh, what a gorgeous table we see
    And slightly drunk people came.
    The New Year is already marking time at the windows
    What interesting thing will he say?
    Don't regret the year you've lived
    Open the champagne and pour it!
    Come on, let's give out gifts!
    No, Santa Claus. No, Santa Claus. No, Santa Claus pour it!

    4. Tell me, Snow Maiden, where have you been?
    Answer me, scoundrel, who did you drink with?
    Grandfather, I ask you, don’t drive the blizzard,
    I can't listen to notations!
    Grandfather, how long can you teach me?
    I can live without you on my own!
    I'll see, you've become all impudent,
    Granddaughter, dear, you can’t do this!

    Chorus : Come on, come on, grandpa, move away!
    To your squirrels, to your hares
    Speak these words!
    Santa Claus got it!
    Santa Claus got it!
    Santa Claus got it!

    5. The Snow Maiden has white cheeks,
    Just like her stockings.
    Why are you so pale?
    I didn't drink enough wine!
    The Snow Maiden has white cheeks -
    “Plastered” for two nights.
    Santa Claus became alarmed.
    He collapsed with a fit.
    Oh wait, Santa Claus!

    Chorus: Oh Santa Claus
    Oh Santa Claus
    Oh Santa Claus - don't let me down!

    6. I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
    I'll play blind man's buff with you,
    But I'm afraid to drink tea -
    The heat will melt me.
    Why are you standing there, hands in your pants,
    Pour some glasses.
    At least warm your hands,
    With my Snow Maiden.

    Chorus: Oh Santa Claus
    Oh Santa Claus
    Oh Santa Claus - have fun!

    Video: Cool New Year's ditties

    SCENARIO OF A COOL NEW YEAR'S CORPORATE PARTY.

    The script is perfect for celebrating New Year's Eve in any group; it can be used for display on stage. Contains funny monologues, humorous poems, funny games, musical numbers. Able to decorate a corporate event and lift the mood of the participants to unprecedented heights!

    Characters:

    1. HOST.
    2. SANTA CLAUS. From the very beginning - drunk. Small in stature, comical. Patriot. No matter where New Year's Eve goes, he always returns to his homeland.
    3. THE SNOW Maiden. Long. Skinny. Also comical. Sober at first, then as it goes.
    4. SANTA CLAUS. Friend and faithful drinking companion of Santa Claus, regardless of sanctions. From the beginning to the end of the action - in the trash.
    5. NEW RUSSIAN BABKA (MATRYONA AND FLOWER). Stars in every way and place. Also “after yesterday.”
    6. VERKA HEART. Doesn't need recommendations. International CW-class star.
    7. GYpsy. Tells fortunes on maps, globes, navigators. The result directly depends on the amount of payment for services.
    8. TRIO OF DEER. Dance, vocal and glass group with a logistics focus. Intercontinental transport.
    9. GYPSIES. A dancing group. The number of dancers depends on the director’s wishes.

    The presenter appears in the hall, to the side of the audience. She speaks on the phone – “in a low voice.”

    HOST. Where are you?! What traffic jam?! Let's be there in five minutes! I'm already starting. (Turns off the phone, hides it in his bosom, talking as if to himself.) He’s standing in a traffic jam... He stepped on a champagne cork, and he’s standing... (Turns into the audience, feigns a joyful smile). Dear friends! Let me congratulate you on this festive evening... (The phone rings. The presenter takes the phone out of her bosom and brings it to her ear). Yes! I’m already working... Are you going or not?! (Disconnects, hides the phone. Back into the hall.) Dear friends! Allow me on this wonderful, festive evening... (New call. The presenter pulls out the phone and, without listening, speaks first): Hello! Your call is very important for us, please do not switch, stay on the line... (Disconnects, hides the phone, speaks into the audience again): Dear friends!..

    At this moment, music sounds (chorus from the song “Old Grandmothers”, 15–20 seconds), during which “new Russian grandmothers” appear in the hall. They smile, mince hand in hand, push each other, and approach the Leader.

    MATRYONA (Host): Well, we’re late, aren’t we?
    HOST (in a low voice, through clenched teeth): Why did you show up so early?! How did we agree? Twenty minutes after my entry...
    FLOWER (to Matryona): Well, I told you that it’s too early to show off! We could have lit up in the foyer for another half hour!
    MATRYONA (to Little Flower): Listen, you lighter... You should have eaten enough first, otherwise you’ll be as dry as a board! Breathe on you on the first of January in the morning, such a fire show will begin! No Ministry of Emergency Situations will put out the fire!
    FLOWER: Don't be jealous! Don't be jealous of my slimness! (Turns around herself and tells the audience): Have you seen the daisy girl?
    MATRYONA. What kind of daisy are you?! You're dried out saxaul! It's a shame to show up in public with you! (To the hall): Comrades! I can’t resist, I’ll tell you. We went with her to the beauty salon yesterday. So the fool sat down in the chair and said to the stylist: shave me! And he puts his feet on the table! The stylist says to her: grandma, we don’t shave our legs, we only deal with hair! And she said to him: “Isn’t there hair on your legs?” And brazenly cover your stilts with shaving foam!
    FLOWER. You're lying about everything! That's not how it was!
    MATRYONA. I’m not lying, as it is – I’m not lying! She squeezed three bottles of foam onto herself and screamed - I’m a snowflake! I'm a snowflake! Her stylist is like a grandma, like, come on, get out of here! And she jumped onto the tree!.. The tree is a grunt! Toys are in the trash! Damn, it snowed... I just found myself in the police!
    FLOWER. And herself! And herself!.. Who in the department decorated the palm tree with artificial paper clips while the district police report was being drawn up?!
    MATRYONA. I thought it was a Christmas tree! There were already toys hanging on it!
    FLOWER. These are bananas, stupid! (Into the hall). Oh, comrades, I can’t resist telling you! At the police station, the district police officer takes her handcuffs off, and she says it so playfully to him - and that’s all, they say, she’s a naughty girl? Maybe you can search me again?.. A hint...
    MATRYONA. There was no such thing!

    The grandmothers argue for some time. Finally, the Presenter stands between them.

    HOST. So, girls, I don’t understand what kind of market this is? Arrived ahead of time, behave with dignity!
    FLOWER (to Matryona): Did you hear what they told you? If you're drunk, act approachable!
    HOST. We already have problems. Father Frost and Snow Maiden are late!
    MATRYONA. How are they late?
    HOST. Stuck in a traffic jam somewhere. That's it, girls, I'll try to get through to them, and in the meantime you sing something, entertain the guests... Just this... (Strictly) No pictures! Otherwise I know you!
    MATRYONA. You offend! We don't sing with pictures!
    FLOWER. We are only with lustrations!

    The presenter leaves, Matryona and Flower sing a song.

    NEW YEAR'S PARODY of O. Mityaev's song "KNIVES".

    Visiting the neighbor again,
    The Christmas tree in the corner is burning,
    Eight on the clock.
    Forks, saucers, napkins,
    Cognac is poured into glasses,
    A holiday, after all.
    Heaps of salads, cervelat rings,
    And you can’t see the herring from under the fur coat.
    The vodka is steaming, the chicken is ripe,
    The old year will be celebrated first.
    The clock struck ten.
    Light smell of cigarettes
    Louder conversation.
    Cervelat has already been eaten,
    The herring doesn't have a fur coat,
    There's ketchup on the carpet.
    The guitar was used, and the empty container
    Starts to appear under the table.
    Zinkin's husband Andryukha and girlfriend Ksyukha
    For some reason, the two of us locked ourselves in the bathroom.
    It's midnight, it's striking twelve -
    The cork shot into the eye,
    No need to yawn!
    Congratulations, dance-schmantz,
    Serpentine flies into the salad,
    And you can’t make it out -
    Where are the husbands, where are the wives? From lit candles
    Sparks fly, and maybe even from the eyes.
    They felled the tree. District police officer Kolka
    The doorbell rings... Well, come in, you're just right.

    The continuation of the song is in the full version of the script.

    At the end of the song, the Snow Maiden appears in the hall. She is belligerent.

    HOST. Well, thank God! They have appeared! Where is Santa Claus?
    SNOW MAIDEN. I would also like to know where this old bastard hangs around?!
    HOST. How?! Are you not together?!
    SNOW MAIDEN. Let's go together! And then he met Santa Claus.
    MATRYONA. And - FAQ?
    SNOW MAIDEN. And - nothing! Both have disappeared!
    MATRYONA. Well, maybe a FAQ happened?.. Here, Little Flower, lost her bearings three times on the way here. After every pub!
    SNOW MAIDEN. What happened there? He will appear and again begin to tell how every year, on the thirty-first of December, they go to the bathhouse with other Santa Clauses!
    FLOWER. How does it feel to go to the bathhouse? Our Santa Clauses don't go to the bathhouse! Our people dive naked into the ice hole!
    MATRYONA (suspiciously): How do you know? Have you been there?
    FLOWER (Shy): Well, I was... I dived topless a couple of times...
    MATRYONA. FAQ-pless?!
    FLOWER. Well, topless. This means bare-breasted.
    MATRYONA (looks at Tsvetochka skeptically) Did you tie rubber around your chest? So, did you dive with your board?
    FLOWER. Well, why are you humiliating me all the time?!
    MATRYONA. Yes, because you are lying! You couldn’t dive into the ice hole.
    FLOWER. I'm not lying! There was a heated ice hole.
    SNOW Maiden (angrily interrupting the attendants). Yes, it’s the other Grandfathers who don’t go, but mine is a scumbag, he’s like a bathhouse or an ice hole! Last year I actually learned something! I followed and disappeared! Then he calls from Africa and says that the navigator is frozen and the deer have lost their course!

    SONG OF THE SNOW MAID (To the tune of “Hop, Trash Can”, gr. “Thieves”).

    What are you talking about, old man, this crap is irrelevant.
    Why do you keep telling me about the bathhouse every year?
    How many years have I put up with you, the drunk,
    And I was waiting for you to improve any moment now.
    And I already live without a folder and without a mother,
    Just don’t lie to me about your love.
    Other Snow Maidens are given ice castles,
    And you decided to get rid of it with icicles.

    Chorus:
    Hop, Santa Claus. He went wild.
    It’s not evening yet, but he’s already a bit tired.
    Eh, pour it, set the table,
    The bearded refrigerator is knocking on the door.

    The full lyrics of the song are in the full version of the script.

    HOST. What should we do?! The people have gathered, they are waiting for Santa Claus, but he is not there! Urgent - radio announcement! (Takes out a phone and dials a number.) Hello! Ether? I have an urgent announcement. Santa Claus is missing! We ask everyone who meets him: urgently deliver him to our corporate event!
    SNOW MAIDEN. I knew that I would have to take the rap alone
    MATRYONA. Wait, wait, swear. I know a gypsy woman... She always tells me fortunes about some grandfather. He’s telling the whole truth - what’s his pension, and what’s his apartment, and what’s... well, this... um... IQ level! Now let’s ask her to throw it at Frost too! Maybe it will clarify the situation! (Takes out the phone and rings.) Hello, Zemfira. Come see us here, we have something to do... Yeah, yeah... Come on. (Snow Maiden). He'll come now.
    SNOW MAIDEN: That's how I knew it!!!

    Gypsy music sounds. Gypsy appears.

    MATRYONA (to the Gypsy). Listen, Zemfir... Tell us a fortune about one blond.
    GYPSY: Yes, I’ll tell my fortune, why not tell my fortune! Eh, Diamond!.. (takes out cards, spreads them on the table, looks, shakes his head. “Gypsy” sounds. The Gypsy tells fortunes and sings together with the Snow Maiden, the dancers dance the gypsy dance, Matryona and the Flower also shake their shoulders and other parts of the body).

    1.
    Gypsy:
    Eh, lie down, trump card,
    Hit, six, king.
    Snow Maiden:
    And it seems to me that tomorrow
    I will beat someone!

    Chorus:
    Eh, once again, once again,
    My mattress is creaking.
    I pump my abs on it,
    To lose excess weight!
    The full text of the ditties is in the full version of the script.

    GYPSY (Extends her hand): Gild the handle, silver!
    SNOW MAIDEN. I can only silver it. Moreover, I don’t know yet, maybe you’re lying.
    GYPSY. Don't be greedy, crystal! Zemfira never deceives! She said your diamond will come, so it will come!
    HOST (takes time). Tell me, can you tell our guests’ fortunes?
    GYPSY. Otherwise!

    A GAME.
    Description of the game in the full version of the script.

    A song is heard from behind the doors, Verka-Serduchka and Santa Claus enter, arm in arm. They chant in unison: “And I’m coming, all dressed up in Dolce Gabbana...”. Santa Claus holds on to Verka and stumbles.

    VERKA SERDIUCHKA: And here’s another one, my beloved (sings): let everyone pour themselves a drink, drink with us and sing... New Year, New Year, New Year...

    Santa Claus smiles bleakly. He's drunk as hell.

    VERKA SERDIUCHKA: And we are walking... we are having a festival... la-la-la...
    GYpsy (to the Snow Maiden). Well, what did I tell you, diamond? Zemfira never lies! She said - with a woman, that means with a woman!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA (to all those present): A star has descended from heaven to earth! No need for applause! I'm with you again, and this time - by announcement! And I walked, walked, walked... I found Santa Claus... I sat down, looked, and brought him to you. (Takes Santa by the scruff of the neck and shows everyone in turn): Is this yours?
    SNOW MAIDEN. That's not mine!
    SANTA CLAUS (completely happy, in a drunken voice): Hello, dear!
    SNOW MAIDEN (puts his hands on his hips). What children?! Where are you going, foreign mug, my Frost’s business?!
    SANTA CLAUS (smiling, rehearsed): We, Dieda Moroz, every year, on the thirtieth December... we go to the bathhouse!
    HOST (indignantly): What bathhouse?! What does this have to do with a bathhouse? Our New Year is coming to an end! There is a Snow Maiden, but there is no Santa Claus!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA: So, I don’t understand, are we taking the goods, or am I looking for another buyer?
    HOST. This is not the same Santa Claus. This is not our Santa Claus at all! I ordered another one!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA. Different, not like that... not at all like that... You won't please me! Why pay more if the results are the same? Girls, I never cry more than I should. Axis, marvel (shows fingernails). Do you think it was done at the salon? The company is “Made in the house”! I took the varnish... Well, my varnish, you know, is like this, it’s already three years old, it’s all dried up! Doesn't matter. I poured some solvent into it, gurgled it, stirred it, chattered it around... (Gestures) Then I applied it to my nails. I chewed the paper with a hole punch, these circles, you know? So I made some circles, poured a glass of Hennessy... Did you drink Hennessy? I drive it myself... Well, I drank a glass of yesterday's distilled Hennessy, and like this (takes air into my chest, then exhales onto my fingers) Ha!.. And the manicure is like from Dolce Gabbana. Not nails, but Faberge eggs! With the aroma of yeast. By the way... By the way! Who knows the game “Guess the alcohol”? Nobody? So, yes. Let me explain...

    A GAME.
    Verka plays with the audience.
    Description of the game is in the full version of the script.

    HOST. Girls, well, I don't know. Maybe we can really use what we have? (looks skeptically at Santa Claus).
    SNOW MAIDEN. Why do I need this mistake of nature?!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA. Naive simplicity! What are you doing?! Who is throwing men around these days? Here, you know, I’m trying, I’m taking the lost to them, I’m wasting my precious time!
    SNOW MAIDEN. Yes, this is not our Frost!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA: What difference does it make to you? (Points to Santa): Is your nose red? Red. Do you have a beard? Eat. Go to hell! The spitting image of Santa Claus, well, the spitting image! Well, turn around! (turns Santa around, he obediently turns around) Bend over! (Santa leans over, standing with his back to the audience, does not keep his balance, stands on four points. Verka points at him from behind): One face!
    SNOW MAIDEN (looks at Santa Claus for a while, then frowns and shakes her head negatively). No! Mine was not like that!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA (brings Snegurochka to Santa, puts her next to her. She walks away and admires it). What a wonderful couple! I don’t know why you’re kicking? Excellent import substitution!
    SNOW MAIDEN. More like export substitution!
    HOST. Maybe you can sing something for us while I solve the problem?
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA. (to Santa Claus) Sanya! Do you remember how I taught you?
    SANTA CLAUS. There's no glass of vocals!
    VERKA SERDIUCHKA. Look, I remember! I'm already starting to like him!
    SANTA CLAUS. Pour it up!
    SNOW MAIDEN (desperately waving her hand): Pour it!

    Dear friends! Those who are interested in this script can receive its full version if they write to me by email:
    [email protected]. The conditions for receiving are almost symbolic, like gratitude to the author for his work.
    Happy New Year!
    Sincerely yours, author Evelina Pizhenko.