This is a detailed scenario for celebrating an adult’s birthday. Jokes, games and congratulations for adults.

If the birthday boy or girl loves to travel, this scenario is perfect for celebrating his (her) birthday. To create an atmosphere of vacation and travel, decorating the hall with pictures depicting various world attractions will help, making inscriptions in large letters “Domodedovo”, “Welcome”, “Have a nice trip!” or paste the names of various cities, countries in foreign languages, and images of currencies randomly on the walls.

Leading:

We have a holiday today,

And this is so serious!

Let's have fun,

Before it's too late

Quite sober for now

And there are snacks on the tables,

let's have fun

In our way, in Russian!

Dear friends! I see that everyone is very serious about having a lot of fun today. Because today everyone’s beloved and adored one celebrates his birthday... (Name)! And in honor of such a big

This holiday we will go on an unusual journey! One that will never be forgotten. Unfamiliar cities and countries await us. And in order not to have to walk, we folded and rented a Boeing 45 plane. (the number must match the age of the birthday person(s)).

An excerpt from the song “From the Screw” (from the repertoire of Zhanna Friske) is played.

Leading: Stop, stop... Not yet “from the screw”! Our Boeing cannot fly anywhere until we know who is a passenger and who is a crew member. The birthday boy (birthday girl) is, of course, appointed as the commander of the ship. His soulmate will become a navigator, that’s just how life goes. And now we’ll find out everything about the guests!

Crew selection

The presenter brings out a tray with paper tickets of different colors (mostly white, a few blue, red, green, a couple of yellow). Each guest takes a ticket.

Then the presenter asks those who have blue tickets to raise their hands.

Leading: The one who consciously or unconsciously chose the color blue is most drawn to the sky. This means that blue ticket holders become pilots! A very honorable and responsible mission!

Then those who chose red tickets raise their hands.

Leading: Red color was chosen by those who strive to please everyone. Therefore, we appoint those who have tickets of this color as flight attendants and stewards! Congratulations, you will be the one creating a pleasant in-flight environment.

Then the presenter asks who has yellow tickets.

Leading: If you chose yellow (and we only have two such tickets), it means that you have increased attention, therefore, you can safely be appointed as a flight mechanic! You will definitely be able to notice in time where something is wrong.

And finally, the host finds out who has the green ticket.

Leading: Green color is chosen by those who really, really love “greens”, that is, money! These are our VIP passengers, they fly first class and enjoy special privileges.

All other guests who have white tickets become ordinary passengers.

An excerpt from the song “And I kept flying” is played (from the repertoire of the group “Brilliant”).

Leading: Well, I will be your Russian-speaking guide!

Before departure, you need to check whether the plane is equipped with everything necessary. Look around: are there enough food supplies? Water? Fuel? Does everyone have luggage with them - gifts for the birthday boy? Everyone has. Well, then welcome aboard!

And to fill the fuel tanks of our plane with fuel, let's fill the glasses...

Glasses are filled and the first toast is made to the birthday person(tsu), who made this journey possible.

An excerpt from the song “Provence” (from the Yolka repertoire) is played.

Leading: So, the fuel tanks are full. The crew is in full readiness, but... Why doesn’t our Boeing 45 take off? Is there really some problem with the engine? Just a minute, a minute... They told me that the plane could not fly due to an unacceptable excess of luggage! What to do? It seems that the only way out is to hand over the luggage to our dear crew commander - the birthday boy, and he will decide what to do with it!

The host invites guests to congratulate the birthday boy and present gifts. Guests congratulate, make toasts, during this time the hunger will be satisfied, and you can start having fun.

An excerpt from the song “America-Europe” is played (from the repertoire of the group “Disco Crash”).

Leading: Friends, where will our plane fly first, who can guess?

The first country will be Japan. The one who guesses correctly receives a large candy (the winners of the competitions will receive such a prize, and the presenter asks to save the candies until the end of the holiday, because they will still be useful).

Leading: Attention! Dear birthday person, have you ever been to Japan? No? Then go ahead! As crew commander, command us “From the propeller!”, and we begin our journey!

The birthday boy is in command.

The lights in the hall are dimmed. Oriental music sounds.

Leading: Japan, the Land of the Rising Sun, is mysterious and unusual. Here live people who provide the world with cars and rolls, here high technology coexists with an ancient rich culture...

And here it is, the first surprise for our birthday boy!

For this congratulation, two or three men need to dress in “kimono” (ordinary women’s robes), take paper fans and paint their lips with red lipstick, like Japanese women.

To the accompaniment of oriental music, the “geishas” enter the hall.

Leading (bows in Japanese style): Welcome to us, dear guests! By the way, are there any Japanese language experts in the room?

The host selects a “translator” from among the guests. He will “translate” phrases that the presenter has prepared in advance on pieces of paper. The words “geisha” also need to be written down.

Geisha: Hello! Sipasiba! Mi autumn wanted to drink!

Translator: Good evening! Thank you! We are very pleased to be present at such a wonderful celebration!

Geisha: Where is the birthday boy?

Translator: It seems there is a birthday boy or girl among the guests? Where is this wonderful man, full of rare virtues?

Geisha: Mi wanted to drink sake!

Translator: On behalf of the Japanese nation, we officially congratulate the dear birthday boy (birthday girl) and want to raise a toast to his (her) health!

Geisha: And we want some snacks!

Translator: And we wish him to live in wealth and prosperity, let sakura bloom in his garden!

Everyone raises a toast to the birthday boy and treats the “geishas.”

Geisha (having a bite, they wince): Tasteless food.

Translator: They don't like our food.

Leading: How can you not like it? This is our Russian cuisine!

Geisha: Russian cuisine is not suitable for a Japanese woman. Non-dietary.

Leading: Oh, our food is non-dietary for you! But we don't have another...

Geisha: Mi wanted to cook the food himself. Sushi! The birthday boy should eat sushi! Delicious!

The host says that if the “geisha” want to prepare sushi especially for the birthday boy, then this can be done from what is available on the tables. Gives them clean plates. Oriental music sounds, “geisha” build something similar to sushi and treat the birthday boy and everyone. The presenter thanks them, and they leave, giving paper fans to the birthday boy and the translator as souvenirs.

Leading: What amazing women there are in this country! And not only women. Friends, you should definitely bring something back from Japan as a souvenir, don’t you agree? For example, they used to transport VCRs and other equipment. Nowadays there is no shortage, so I suggest the birthday boy buy a real Japanese screen as a souvenir!

Take out a blank sheet of whatman paper (attached to the cardboard with thumbtacks so it doesn’t curl) and multi-colored markers. The host asks each of the guests to draw or write something on the “screen” as a keepsake for the birthday boy.

Leading: Dear guests, from now on you can rightfully boast that you have been to Japan and communicated with real geishas. It's time for us to fly on! Please take your seats.

An excerpt from the song “Airplane” (from Valeria’s repertoire) is played.

Leading: Guess where our plane is heading now? Whoever guesses will get a tasty prize again!

An excerpt from any song in French is played.

Leading: Paris, Paris... They say: see Paris and die... But no, my friends, we are not going to die, but we will see Paris.

As you know, this city is the capital of beauty, fashion and everything connected with it. Having visited Paris, each of you is simply obliged to become a style icon. Now we will determine who is who in terms of style and fashion in order to be always irresistible. By the way, this also applies to men!

Stylish horoscope

You should start with the zodiac sign of the birthday person (birthday girl), then the presenter asks if there are representatives of one or another sign in the hall, and invites one of them to read out the horoscope for their “colleagues in the sign.”

Aries They always strive for leadership, so in clothing they choose what corresponds to the latest fashion trends and what will allow them to look the most spectacular. For this, Aries spare no expense, are not afraid to experiment, and pay a lot of attention to hair and makeup. They love diamonds!

Taurus they love to buy wardrobe items from the collections of famous couturiers and fashion houses, even if not the latest season. They try to choose what suits them; they do not like flashy tones. Taurus can take courses from makeup artists and hairdressers just to find their unique style!

Gemini Very quickly you get bored with new clothes, and there is a desire to buy more. In a crowded closet, it can be difficult for them to find the right outfit. They welcome everything unusual and will happily spend money on something they like, although they do not like to waste money. Natural and discreet makeup suits Gemini women best.

Cancers They prefer cozy clothes that serve them faithfully for years. They have favorite things that they will never part with. Cancers gravitate towards simple styles and color combinations, but love beautiful underwear, of which they have quite a lot!

Royal Lions they like to attract attention and wear expensive, sometimes provocative outfits. Let the clothes be uncomfortable, tight, as long as they attract attention and correspond to the latest fashion. Lviv's makeup is bright, accessories are original, and color schemes are unusual. Standing out from the crowd is what Leos want always and everywhere!

If Virgo makes a purchase, then it will certainly be a very high quality item that can be worn for a long time. Their motto is “less is more!” A lot of jewelry, complex hairstyles are also not for them. It is impossible to find a stain on Virgo's clothes; they are always ironed. And if Virgo is going to a holiday, then believe me, she will think through everything to look amazing!

U Libra excellent taste, a sense of proportion and the ability to choose what will decorate them. And they have plenty to choose from - Libras love it when there are a lot of beautiful, fashionable clothes in the closet. They wear only stylish hairstyles and jewelry; their makeup is subtle, but it always emphasizes their strengths and hides their flaws. Libra has nothing to complain about: they are impeccability and harmony itself.

Scorpios They carefully think through their outfits, their clothes always exactly match the situation and reflect their mood. Scorpios are sexy, follow fashion trends, love to experiment with cosmetics, hairstyles, wigs, sometimes transforming themselves to such an extent that it is difficult not to recognize them!

Sagittarius They don’t pay much attention to whether the colors in their clothes match. They don't chase fashion. Makeup is also often ignored, and jewelry is lost or broken. But no one looks as irresistible as Sagittarius in clothes made from natural fabrics, jeans or sportswear!

Capricorns very practical, adhere to the classic style in both clothing and hairstyle. They can look stylish and expensive even in things that are far from being fashionable. At the same time, they are unlikely to wear cheap jewelry - only high-quality jewelry. If Capricorn wants to save money, he can buy himself something on sale, but he will never buy a tasteless item.

Aquarius They are often illegible in their clothing, and at the same time they are excellent at combining incongruous things and mixing contradictory styles. But it may happen that Aquarius puts on different socks or shoes and doesn’t even notice it!

Fish They don’t really like to think about what to wear, and prefer clothes that are comfortable and easy to take off and put on. They even try to choose hairstyles that do not cause them much trouble. But at the same time, Pisces manage to look good almost always and everywhere!

Leading: So, you've listened to the stylish horoscope, and now you know everything about yourself and your style. And I have a proposal to consolidate the information received in practice. Let's have our own fashion show!

You are all very smart today, but your style can be called, rather, classic. And we will have a show of a progressive modern collection!

Game "Fashion Show"

Two of the guests are invited who want to become a “model”.

The rest are divided into two teams of “fashion designers,” who must, in a couple of minutes, dress up the “models” in whatever they can get their hands on and whatever the team members can borrow.

A “defile” is arranged, and the presenter chooses the team with the more interesting costume. Both “models” receive candy.

The game is played to the song “More Glamor” (from the repertoire of the group “Shpilki”).

Leading: Please note that our show reflects all the fashion trends of the latest season! Yes, it’s rightly said: beauty will save the world... Friends, no matter how sorry it is to leave France, the time has come to guess where our plane will go next.

The “plane” flies to America, whoever guesses correctly gets candy.

An excerpt from the song “American Fight” (from the repertoire of the group “Combination”) is played.

Host: I, as a guide, promised you the most unforgettable trip today. And now from Europe we are moving straight to America! Everyone knows that the most popular cartoon characters of Walt Disney appeared in the USA. Who doesn't love them? And right now we're heading to Disneyland! It's time to move a little.

The presenter recruits participants for outdoor games.

Birthday games for adults

Game "Chip and Dale to the Rescue"

The players are divided into two teams. Captains are chosen - the presenter calls one Chip, the other Dale. Something tasty is hung on strings, such as bananas or candies, according to the number of players on each team. “Chip” and “Dale” are blindfolded and given scissors. The task is to save your teams from starvation by cutting off one item at a time while blindfolded. Each player on the team must eat a banana after the captain manages to get one; then the banana is cut for the next one. The team that “destroys” the supply of suspended food the fastest wins.

Game "Mr. Scrooge"

This is a relay game. Each participant runs to the finish line wearing flippers and a top hat (representing Uncle Scrooge); at the finish line must squat and quack. The more mobile team wins the prize.

Leading: Yes, in America, even adults love to have fun like children! And the Americans strictly observe one tradition, which was adopted by almost the whole world and also strictly observes it. This is the most famous song for all birthday people... What is it called?

The guests say: “Happy Birthday.”

Leading: Right. Let's all perform it together for our birthday boy?

The guests sing, and a cake with candles is brought out to the song. It is better to replace many small candles with number candles. The birthday boy blows them out and makes a wish.

After the cake, the host announces a dance break.

Game for dancing: the host brings a tray with halves of pictures depicting various world attractions (for example, the Statue of Liberty, the Egyptian Pyramid, the Eiffel Tower, etc.), the guests take half for themselves. Those whose halves match - even if they are people of the same sex, it’s more fun - invite each other to dance.

Leading (after dancing): Oh, I see everyone is tired and wants to sit down.

Again they guess the destination.

This time "Airplane" goes to Tibet.

Mysterious music sounds.

Leading: Here it is, a mysterious land where people are looking for answers to eternal life questions, where they are striving to find out their destiny!

Now let’s find out which of you has what opinion about the birthday boy. And remember, birthday boy, Tibetan prophecies do not lie!

The host reads out the question and approaches different guests in turn so that they name a number from one to five. And the presenter reads the corresponding answer.

Questions:

1. Who is your birthday boy(s)?

1) best friend;

2) the meaning of life;

3) secret love;

4) standard of beauty;

5) ideal and idol.

2. What are you willing to do for the birthday person(s)?

1) for anything;

2) only for what you can do to deserve a kiss;

3) for a heroic deed;

5) even for a crime.

3. Communication with the birthday person is...

1) a pipe dream;

2) unearthly pleasure;

3) a way to escape from everyday life;

4) a vital procedure;

5) rare moments of happiness.

4. What would you like to learn from the birthday boy?

1) jump with a parachute;

2) write poetry;

3) walk on the catwalk;

4) swim underwater;

5) never lose heart.

5. What would you please the birthday boy with?

1) with your smile;

2) private dance;

3) a delicious dish;

4) a homemade gift;

5) good news.

The host says that the answers to the last question must certainly be put into practice, and the guests do what they got.

Game "Telepathy"

The host says that the thoughts of the guests are now known to the birthday boy, and that it would be interesting to know what he himself is thinking about. The game is as follows: the birthday boy thinks of any word and answers leading questions from guests only with gestures, nodding his head, etc. The birthday boy can consult with the host to choose a more difficult word. The one who guesses correctly gets candy. If the word is guessed quickly, you can continue the game, and the right to guess goes to the guest who answered.

Leading: You see how difficult it is to penetrate the thoughts and soul of another person! After all, the soul is a small world. And to make it cozy, let's fill it only with good thoughts and beautiful dreams. Harmony to you all in your inner world!

The "journey" is coming to an end.

Assignment for competition winners

The presenter reports that the prize candies that the winners of the competitions received had inserts under the wrappers with letters that made up the code phrase. You need to collect all the letters and arrange them in the right order. The one who reads the text first will win, he will receive a souvenir personally from the hands of the hero of the occasion. The code phrase could be “Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts” or something similar. If not all the candies with letters are distributed, then the presenter “sells” them in favor of the birthday person.

Leading: Friends, our magical journey is ending. But let’s not be sad, because, as you know, it’s good to be away, but it’s better to be at home. But imagine this situation: the birthday boy returns from vacation and calls home because he misses him very much and wants to know if everything is okay. And this is what he hears...

Song "Everything is fine" (to the tune of the song “Everything is fine, beautiful marquise”).

- Ale, ale, beloved, dear ones!

I hasten to return to you soon!

Well, how are you, what news?

And is there any sad news?

- Everything is fine, beautiful... (name),

We lived together and without troubles,

And we decided to try it for you

Cook up a holiday dinner...

We wanted to bake a pie

We got sugar and cottage cheese,

We couldn't bake a pie:

The apartment was set on fire a little bit,

Furniture burned inside and out,

All the coats in the closet were burned,

All day from morning until morning

The fire was extinguished with a bucket,

A neighbor knocks on our door:

We caused a flood for her!

Otherwise, wonderful...

Everything is fine, everything is fine!

- What a nightmare, what bad luck,

Now I'm afraid to leave you!

Well, it’s okay, I’ll come on Sunday,

I apologize to my neighbor.

- Hello Hello! Just don't be scared

After all, this is, in general, nonsense,

But come home soon,

And everything will work out then.

And then things like this:

The neighbor died of grief,

Her relatives came to ask

Compensate them for moral damages,

Her son is a bastard

Forced me to pay for repairs.

To collect the required amount

I had to sell the car

And even a dacha with a garage,

And he again threatens to sue,

Otherwise, wonderful...

Everything is fine, everything is fine!

Leading: But we are still confident that nothing like this will ever happen in life. After all, everyone knows that we must not forget about careful handling of fire. Especially now, when we are waiting for... fireworks in honor of the birthday boy!

There are fireworks and dancing.

In the modern world, people spend little time preparing for celebrations. As a result, the holiday is no different from the rest. It doesn’t take much time to come up with an interesting scenario; all you need to do is find cool scenes at the table for a woman’s birthday.

Organization of funny skits

In order for the holiday to leave only positive memories in your soul, its organization must be approached with special care.

Despite the wide variety of scenarios, you need to choose only harmless ones. The event must be positive.

The choice of skits depends on the age of the birthday girl and her sense of humor. After all, what a young man appreciates may not impress a woman over 50 years old.

It doesn’t matter who the holiday is dedicated to - a colleague, a friend or a mother, in any case, it should be exclusively positive.

Good wishes from the magic chicken

One invitee wears a chicken costume. There should be two Kinder surprises in his pockets. The organizer reads a congratulation to the birthday boy, after which he says that he has two magic eggs that predict the future.

After that, he gives the birthday boy the first kinder surprise, which symbolizes what awaits the birthday girl in the near future. The second kinder is a prediction for a longer period.

When preparing for such a congratulation, you need to pay attention to the plot of the holiday and, based on it, choose a kinder surprise for the birthday girl.

Now there is a large selection of kinders (with cars, houses or various people). After presenting the kinder, guests ask the birthday girl to look at what is inside.

In order to organize this scene you will need mouse, bunny, bear, fox, frog, cuckoo and frog costumes. If you can’t find animal costumes, you can get by with cool masks or makeup.

In addition to costumes, you will need a large chair or table on which the bear will sleep after the holidays with a bottle of alcohol.

Scene script:

The bear woke up and had a wild hangover. Stretching, he takes a couple of sips of alcohol and goes to bed. The cuckoo is cuckooing.
There's a knock on the door. A drunken wolf comes to visit. The bear continues to sleep, and the wolf tries to wake him up and asks him for a drink. But the bear continues to sleep. The cuckoo does not refuse to drink, and the wolf pours a drink for himself and the cuckoo. The cuckoo crows a couple of times.
They knock again. This time the bear came to visit a frog, which had always been the best friend of the owner of the den. The frog is very angry - the wolf and the bear are drinking, and there is chaos all around.
The frog starts cleaning. The wolf watches all this and offers the frog a drink, but she is against it. But the cuckoo doesn't mind. Having drunk a hundred grams, the cuckoo crows again, the wolf cheers up and sings, and the frog cleans up.
There's a knock on the door. A bunny came to visit. As soon as he saw that the frog was cleaning, he immediately began to disturb it and jump over the broom. The wolf sings songs and again offers to pull a hundred grams. The bunny is against it, but the cuckoo is again ready to support the company. We drank and the cuckoo crowed.
A fox comes to visit. She had her eye on the wolf for a long time and tried to seduce him, but the wolf didn’t care - he wanted a drink. The wolf drinks again, the fox refuses, and the cuckoo draws another glass and crows.
The fox diligently tries to draw the wolf's attention to herself, the frog continues to clean. The bear is sleeping. There was a soft knock on the door, but no one paid attention. The little mouse quickly takes the remaining alcohol and runs away. Nobody understood where the bottle of alcohol went.
The bear wakes up and thinks about how to get over his hangover. The wolf realizes what situation he is in and takes the fox with him and runs away. The bunny falls from fear, and the frog continues to swear. The bear offers a hundred grams to the cuckoo, she doesn’t mind, but there’s nothing left to drink. The cuckoo crows and switches off.
The bear, not yet very sober, walks with a staggering gait through his home to the guests. He's looking for alcohol. Let's not let the bear die from a hangover!
After this, the host asks to raise their glasses and drink to the birthday girl.

Funny name day scenes on video

Look at the video of funny scenes at the table for a woman’s 60th birthday:

Funny scenes for the birthday boy

This scene is ideal if the hero of the occasion is a woman. The skit will lift the spirits of everyone present and serve as an excellent congratulation.

A guest is needed to play the role of a doctor. You also need to involve other medical personnel, for example, a nurse. The patient must be the birthday girl.

After a short examination of the patient, the medical personnel should leave. After some time, a doctor appears, holding a piece of paper with a diagnosis that he has to read out.

First and last name.
Age: in the prime of life.
Pulse: cannot be measured.
Blood type: many red cells.
Heart rate: happy.
Vision: Sees the positive in everything.
Diseases: May unexpectedly go into hibernation after a delicious dinner.
Recommendations: get plenty of rest and never lose heart.
Conclusion: the patient has not long begun to live and he needs to learn to enjoy every day.

Congratulations sketch for a man

Men have many individual characteristics that need to be emphasized on their birthday.

We all, regardless of age, love birthdays. After all, this is the day when all attention is paid only to the birthday girl: they give you compliments, good wishes and give you pleasant and unexpected gifts.
And we love even more the birthdays of people close to us, because it’s so nice to do good and noble deeds for them. And how nice it is to feel the thrill when choosing a gift, because we all get pleasure when we see that we got the gift right and made a loved one rejoice and smile.
Our people are very hospitable and love noisy feasts. And in order not to turn a birthday celebration at home into a banal “belly celebration,” there are fun and funny birthday scenarios with competitions.
Well, if your group of friends are people of easy disposition and broad soul, then you need humorous and funny holiday scenarios.

Of course, it's best to create a festive mood from the beginning of the day. Print on sheets A 4 any congratulations or kind words that you want to say to the birthday girl on this day. Hang these congratulations along the way she goes to work, school, kindergarten with her child, etc.
It’s good if among those congratulating there is a person who will make sure that the birthday girl goes exactly this way. For example, a best friend who stopped by in the morning to congratulate her and agreed to see her off. If you are not sure that the “victim” will go exactly the intended route, you can hang congratulations in the entrance of the house.

Evening program

To implement this scenario, we need a toastmaster who will lead the celebration. This could be the birthday girl’s husband, a friend, or any person from your company as desired.

It is necessary to prepare in advance a crown for the birthday girl and a box of chocolates with her photo. Don't forget to check that your camera is charged, this day will give you a lot of moments that you will want to capture. Determine the person who will be responsible for taking photographs.
If the hero of the occasion works, this is another reason to create a festive mood for her. Set the festive table before she arrives. Decorate the room where the event will take place with balloons, garlands and posters with congratulations.
And the birthday girl should be met together with the guests in the corridor. Line up in two lines, turn on festive music (Irina Allegrova’s song “Birthday!” or another favorite melody of the birthday girl is well suited for this purpose), and greet the hero of the occasion with applause and flowers.

Toastmaster. Attention! Attention! I hasten to inform everyone gathered at this solemn event that today the magnificent and radiant (name of the birthday girl) ascends to the throne!

Fanfare sounds.
Toastmaster:
Let the queen of the celebration
You will become on this day!
Let the word spread
We are not too lazy to congratulate!
We have set a luxurious table:
Champagne and sweets.
You will ascend to the throne today
You are to our common joy.
You will become the empress
On a wonderful birthday.
And this castle is golden -
Now it's yours.
You have so much grace
Let's start with the coronation!

At this moment, the crown is brought in and placed on the birthday girl’s head to the accompaniment of solemn music.

Applause from the guests. Everyone comes to the table and takes their places.

Toastmaster. No coronation is complete without magnificent champagne. Let us fill our cups and drink to the incomparable (name of the birthday girl).

Those present fill their glasses, there is a musical pause (several minutes).

Toastmaster:
Dear guests!
Having recognized (name of the birthday girl) as a royal person,
And knowing her character - so special! -,
After finally consulting
We present a marvelous casket as a gift.
He is with a picture of our diva,
Speaks eloquently
Let him feel the spirit of power,
When will he receive these sweets?

To the accompaniment of the solemn anthem, the birthday girl is presented with a large box of chocolates with her portrait.

Toastmaster:
They lie on three floors,
And they keep sweet secrets:
How to rule and dispose
To remain on the throne.
Take the casket, Your Majesty,
And sip a small amount!

They raise their glasses to an incredible casket with overseas sweets.

Solemn music sounds. The toastmaster's assistant brings out a large dish of fruit. On it lie: orange, feijoa, persimmon, pear, apple, lemon, grapes, cranberry, banana, tangerine.

Toastmaster:

Kings from the southern volosts
This was the gift they gave,
And to make the gift more valuable,
They wanted to praise you!
Words cannot be repeated
From initial letters
These fruits begin.

The invitees choose a fruit for themselves from the tray and compliment the hero of the occasion. They must start with the same letter as the selected fruit. The task can be complicated and you can name five words of praise per letter.

Toastmaster:
We wish our queen,
So that there is enough money in the treasury
For all your needs and whims,
And for the usual surprises.
Let life be brighter, more generous,
And let your wallet get fatter,
So that everyone is happy
From such abundance!
So that the treasury is replenished with gifts,
All we have to do is raise our glasses.

The invitees raise their glasses and drink.

Toastmaster:
Our glorious queen
We will not tire of congratulating you.
And a word of congratulations
You need to give it to your spouse.
The queen's right hand,
Guardian with gold chest.
Her assistant in all matters,
Conqueror of royal benefits!

The birthday girl's husband makes a congratulatory speech.

Toastmaster:
The Empress's boudoir has seen a lot in her lifetime,
The string of suitors is now making her sad.
And why all? Because her heart is occupied by one single beloved and desirable man who managed to conquer and conquer this beautiful woman.
Let’s ask the birthday girl to describe in five words why she gave her hand and heart to her beloved.

Toastmaster:

Well, now, our dear guests, to maintain the general tone, we will hold several competitions!

Competition part

For gifts, competitors must prepare small souvenirs in advance. They can be pre-made magnets with a photo of the birthday girl in a crown or souvenir chocolates with a photo of the birthday girl on the wrapper.

Meeting the Queen with her retinue

Guests are given answers to questions in random order in advance. And then the toastmaster asks questions from the list, and the guests read the answer from the blanks.

Question options:

Do you often look in the mirror?
Do you do extraneous things at work?
Do you eat a lot?
Are you talkative?
Do you often lose your temper?
Do you wish good things for your neighbor?
Do you talk in your sleep?
Do you often tell lies?
Can you keep secrets?
Do you wash your face in the morning?
Do you like to give valuable instructions?
Do you clean your shoes?
Do you consider yourself smart?
Do you like welcoming guests?
Do you cross the road at a red light?
Do you tend to fall in love often?
Do you like to make people laugh?
Do you like to exaggerate everything?
Are you sleeping peacefully?
Do you eat at night?

Possible answers:

No, I can control myself!
This question offends me!
Those times are gone forever.
Only recently.
This is my hobby!
You are making me blush!
History is silent about this.
Only on the verge of despair.
If I stand up on my left foot.
Whenever necessary.
In the interests of the immediate future, it is better for you not to know.
Did you have any doubts?
How to say, but I don’t see much fault in this.
Both the team and me!
Yes, if circumstances require it.
Not that much, but I’m sinning.
As needed.
Especially in someone else's house.
It happens when the wallet is empty.
Depends on how the head of the family looks at it.

Queen's Gifts

Toastmaster. In honor of the occasion, gifts are sent to our queen from all over the world. This bag contains some of them.

About fifteen small objects (a ring, a pencil, an eraser, a wine cork, soap, a coin, etc.) are placed in a bag made of opaque fabric. The task for the players is to guess the objects by feeling through the fabric. The contestant who names the largest number receives a pre-prepared prize.

Royal treat

Several pairs are selected from the guests and are ready to compete with each other. A couple can be not only a man and a woman, but also a woman with a woman or a man with a man, it will be even more fun. A plate with a peeled banana is placed in front of the contestants. You need to eat it faster than everyone else, biting off alternately from different sides. The winners receive a prize.

Offerings to the Queen

As in the previous competition, guests are divided into pairs. They are given old newspapers, paper and tape. In three minutes you need to give a gift to the queen. The couple with the most original gift wins.

Competition for the most gorgeous smile

Guests are invited to put on a smile that matches the description:

Gioconda;
Cheshire Cat;
baby to his parents;
mother-in-law who found her son-in-law's stash;
elephant after bathing;
Leopold - to mice;
a traffic cop who stopped a car with a violator;
smiling dog;
a mother who saw her child's first steps;
In the morning the mirror smiles at you.

“Friendship” always wins in this competition; guests are given memorable souvenirs.

Karaoke party

After the competition program, you can have a karaoke party.

To do this, you can use a DVD player with karaoke function. Make sure you have a microphone, or better yet two. You can also print out lists of available songs on sheets of paper in advance.

Since guests can quickly get bored with simply singing songs, it is worth holding several mini-vocal competitions. To do this, we divide the participants into two teams.

"Who has the better memory"— the topic of the competition is set, and the participants sing songs on the given topic. The team that remembers the most songs wins.
"Who am I"— a note with the name of the singer, singer or musical group is glued to the participant’s forehead. The participant can ask questions that can be answered with “yes,” “no,” or “I don’t know.” By asking questions to the other team, he must guess who he is pretending to be and sing his song.
"Show me the song"— team members choose one of the opponents and tell him a song. The player must show this song to his team without words, only with gestures. And then they have to sing it.

After all the events are completed, the birthday cake is brought in, and the hero of the occasion blows out the candles and makes a wish.

After this, she gives a thank you speech to her guests.

Photoshoot

You can end the holiday with a fun, memorable photo shoot; it’s worth thinking through interesting photo zones in advance. For example, you can rent or make your own tantamaresques - posters or figures with carved faces. They can depict animals, the birthday girl’s favorite characters, or they can temporarily appear as a real empress! Original accessories would also be appropriate for photos: unusual hats, bouquets of flowers, a smile on a stick.

In order for the memory of the holiday to be another gift for the future, take care of a professional photographer or an amateur with a camera at the ready.

Birthday script

This scenario is designed for a large number of participants - from 10 to 40 people.
For the holiday, you need to prepare in advance the appropriate props for games and competitions, prizes and souvenirs, items for fortune telling in the game “Mystery Bag”.

When holding a holiday, do not forget that sometimes you can and even need to deviate from the written script. In order for improvisation to be successful, it is useful to keep 4-5 universal games or competitions, toasts, and quizzes in stock.

According to the above scenario, the holiday is held in several stages.

Stage 1. Congratulations to the birthday boy

It is customary to start celebrating a birthday by congratulating the birthday person. Of course, everyone will be pleased if a funny song or poem is composed especially for him, but an ordinary congratulation in prose will also be quite appropriate and pleasant if all the words spoken that day are sincere, from the heart.
After all the congratulations have been said, the guests can be offered the next game.

Game "Collective Congratulations"

On a large card, you should write the text of your congratulations in advance, but without adjectives, leaving free space in their place.
The presenter asks everyone present and the birthday person to name a few adjectives. The named words are written into the postcard in the gaps (it is better to write the words with a pen of a different color). After this, the card should be solemnly presented to the birthday person, to whom the resulting congratulation is read aloud.

The brighter the imagination of the participants and the more original the text of the congratulation, the more fun and entertaining the entertainment will seem.

If you don't know where to start, you can use the congratulation text below.
We know one... person!
When he wakes up in the morning, the whole world says to him: “Good morning!” - and smiles joyfully!
The sun gets tangled in his... eyelashes, and this makes his eyes become... and...!
When he is sad, ... the dawn flares up and goes out in his ... eyes with an endless crimson haze!
When he is near, it becomes good, cozy and calm. And it seems that it will always be like this.
And we, by God, don’t know what to wish this person on his birthday, because we want to wish everything at once!
So that every day is filled with... smiles and... love of people close and dear to him, so that not even a shadow of sadness flashes in his... eyes, so that his guardian angel hugs him even more tightly with his wings. So that all his... and... dreams come true, so that he is infinitely happy!

We love you very much!!! Happy birthday!!!

Stage 2. Finding a gift

Of course, gifts can be given to the birthday boy immediately after the congratulatory part, but if he has a good sense of humor, then you can come up with something original. For example, you can wrap a gift in thick paper and ask the birthday person to guess what is inside.

If the birthday person has to work hard to receive a gift, then the present should not disappoint him, so his choice must be approached especially carefully.

You can also hide a gift in the room where the holiday is being held, and describe the long path to it on pieces of paper and hide them in different parts of the room. The birthday boy will receive the first piece of paper and from it he will learn about the location of another clue, then the second, third, and only the very last note will lead him to the long-awaited gift. You can also invite the birthday boy to complete several comic tasks to check whether he can be given a “dangerous” gift. In this case, the gift really should be expensive and necessary for the birthday person.

Stage 3. Banquet

After the birthday person receives gifts, all invitees can sit down at the festive table. At the same time, everyone present should not forget about the reason for the party and try to make the birthday person always feel like the center of attention. To ensure that the feast does not turn into ordinary get-togethers, do not skimp on all sorts of games, competitions and, of course, congratulatory toasts. At the moment when the feast is drawing to a close and it’s finally time for dessert, you can arrange a fun entertainment to lift your spirits - a game “ Missing cake."

Game "Missing Cake"

When the box with the cake is opened, all those present, instead of dessert, find a note with the following text: If you want some cake, quickly take a look at the crossword puzzle. Guess all the riddles “Yes, write them in order.” Collect letters from all the cells with a star. Name the phrase! You will receive a cake!

(Signed: Brownie.)

If those gathered for the celebration are indifferent to the cake or it is not included in the holiday menu, then for the game you can use champagne, which in this case is replaced by an empty bottle with a note.

After this, everyone gathered at the table, as indicated in the letter, must solve a crossword puzzle, write out letters from the cells in which the star is drawn, and make up a phrase from them that will indicate the place where the cake is hidden. Crossword Questions:

Fly growth limit.
No matter how high you fly, it will always be on top.
A relative of the scrambled egg.
Oversized cake.
Traveler on the electrical network.
Blind digger.
Container for making jam.
A request to do something made in advance.
Striped horse.
Skirt by the lamp.
A mute underwater inhabitant.
Hot continent.

Answers:

Elephant.
Sky.
Omelette.
Cake.
Mole.
Order.
Zebra.
Shade.
Fish.
Africa.

If the crossword puzzle is guessed correctly, then from the letters that are in the cells with stars
daughters, the phrase “Table by the window” should come out, i.e. the cake is hidden on the table.

Stage 4. End of the holiday

To ensure that both the birthday boy and the guests invited to the celebration do not get bored, you can invite them to play various games and take part in competitions.

Comic fortune telling "Mystery bag"

At the end of the holiday, you can invite those present to take part in a comic fortune telling, which will allow them to predict what their own birthday will be like. The birthday person can also take part in fortune telling, in this case receiving a prediction for the next year.
To carry out this fortune telling, you need to put various objects in an opaque bag. Guests must take turns approaching the bag and randomly pulling out any item, and then, with the participation of the guests, determine what their holiday will be like.

For example, you can put in a bag:

a souvenir or chocolate bottle with alcohol (there will be a lot of booze at the birthday party);
a small chocolate bar or candy (there will be an incredibly tasty treat at your birthday party);
chewing gum (the holiday will be very long);
firecracker (there will be a lot of noisy fun at the holiday);
boxes of matches (your birthday will be full of bright moments and exciting entertainment).

After the holiday is over and the guests begin to go home, you should say a few kind words to the birthday boy and only then leave. The birthday boy, in turn, must thank the guests for coming and giving him a lot of pleasure and joy.

Maria's 30th birthday.(the program is designed for 3 hours).

Meeting the hero of the occasion.

(planned in advance - agreement with guests).

Acting persons: 3 thieves, birthday girl, 3 girlfriends.

Thieves steal the birthday girl from her home (blindfolded, mouth taped, etc.), bring her to the cafe and put her in the car (made from a children's house - tent). The DJ turns on the "starting the engine" background. This creates the illusion of the car moving. Then a distant noise is heard, people talking and the DJ turns on the background “group Rukki-up “Ay-ay, girl.” The thieves pull the birthday girl out of the “car”, untie her hands, remove the blindfold and a dialogue occurs:
1 thief:"What's going on then!?"
2nd thief:"Where are we?"
1 thief:“Get on your feet, leave her here, she’ll get out on her own.”
(thieves run away)

Friends run up to the birthday girl.

1. Mash, where are you from in that outfit?
2. Where was it? We're all tired of waiting here already! What's at a flea market?
3. Let's go, we'll get you into a civilized state. Otherwise, your boyfriend is already tired of waiting, he’s fed up with questions!

(the girls take the birthday girl away and change clothes in accordance with the dress code of the evening).

(The birthday girl appears in the hall. The background is “the sound of a stopped DJ record”)

Leading: Hey! People, look around
Everyone's eyes were raised up
The birthday girl has arrived.
It's time to applaud.
Masha is a super person
We send her a big hello
Everyone's been waiting for you
It's time for everyone to sit down at the table.

(the birthday girl invites guests to the table)

1 table.

Leading: Respect everyone, or rather good evening
We were all waiting for this meeting.
We have a compelling reason, one that has long been familiar to all our guests.
I’m revealing a secret, our Maria is N-ten years old
I don't give numbers
The woman's age is hidden
Our Masha is good
Both figure and soul
We fill all the glasses
And we drink to Masha.

Toast: for the birthday girl.

Leading: Mash, so that we can start celebrating your birth in full force. You need to be prepared for this, namely, you need to read a prayer so that everything goes smoothly for us. Are you ready? (the birthday girl answers)
(the birthday girl reads a prayer)

Women's prayer before the anniversary:
“Lord, help me not to get drunk! wake up in YOUR bed in the morning. Help us not to lose our super-girl image! Don't hit your guests' faces! And don’t sit with your butt in the salad! Don't lose things (including yourself)! Help me not text anyone drunk at 2 a.m.! Don't call! And most importantly, do not confess your love to anyone! in any case, no more than 2 times! Help me come home with two, not four! And if I do something, Lord, erase my memory forever and ever! Amen.
Toast: for fulfilling wishes.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

ZODIAC ROLL CALL OF GUESTS.

There is no need to be modest today -
Respond in the hall Aries!

Well done and tomboys,
Where do our Taurus sit?

Where are the brave guys?
Gemini is the fastest!

The zodiac has many signs,
Now I want to see Cancers!

You will respond together,
Kings of animals, handsome Lions!

Let's all look right, left,
Where is Virgo's anniversary?

Lift up your noses
And show yourself to us, Libra!

Queue according to all laws
Get up and drink Scorpios!

All the signs here are great,
The luckiest of all are Sagittarius.

Don't be strict with the leader
And respond, Capricorns!

Let them raise their glasses soon
Feel free to Aquarius!

May the hero of the day smile
Gifted by affectionate Fishes!

Toast: for getting acquainted.

TOAST TO PARENTS.
Today at the anniversary there is the closest and dearest person for the birthday girl - her mother! Dear guests! Let's greet ______________ with loud, friendly applause. After all, she is also a birthday girl today!
On September 11, 1983, angels descended from heaven and a great miracle happened: a charming baby was born, the first-born in the family, a girl - Masha!

Dear (Mother's name)!
Do you remember the day when you brought Masha from the hospital?
What was she like?
How do you see her now?

(Congratulations from mom).

Well, now, friends, the moment has come
Fill a glass for your parents!
Glory, praise and honor to the parents!
I know people will agree with me,
Why should we raise a toast to our parents?
I wish my mother health and happiness!

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: At our table is the sister of our birthday girl! You grew up in the same family, two girls. Two closest friends. Surely, you trusted each other with your deepest secrets, shared secrets. Inna, maybe remember the most memorable, most unforgettable moment of childhood.

(congratulations from sister)
(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading: Dear friends! There is such a good tradition of lighting a candle on all birthday holidays, since fire is a symbol of life, warmth, comfort, beauty and goodness. I suggest you, Maria, also light a candle in honor of such a significant event - your birthday. (a gift from the host of the holiday - a candle for the birthday girl)
May the flame of this light never go out, giving light and warmth to your loved ones, and may only your most beloved and dearest people gather for this light, just like today.

Toast: For the warm light emanating from the anniversary candle.

Leading: We have one boss here
Very important gentleman
His heart burns with love
And everyone knows about it
Well, I give my word to Maria’s husband.
I expect a creative toast from him.

(congratulations to husband Alexander)

Game “Goldfish”.
Leading: Friends! Each of us at least once in our lives dreamed of catching a goldfish so that it would fulfill three cherished wishes. And now I offer you this unique opportunity. (The presenter goes around the guests with a bag containing fish cut out of cardboard.) One of them is gold, and offers to choose any of them without looking into the bag. The owner of the “goldfish” has the right to voice his three wishes and choose them from the cards offered by the presenter. But, before that, he names any “performer” among the guests.)

Examples of wishes:
I want a toast to be made now in honor of the birthday girl, in which the three words “anniversary” would appear.
I want any item on the table to be presented to the birthday person as a memorable gift with meaning.
I want your neighbors on the right and left to recite a children's poem in chorus.
I want you to embrace the birthday girl in your arms, and then jump on one leg to your place.
I want you to sing the tune of a familiar song to the guests, and they guess its name.

(Rewarding the “fulfillers” of desires.)

Leading: Every little girl's dream is a magical trip. And I think Maria is no exception. Do you, dear guests, like to travel? (Guests answer) Now we will test your geographical knowledge...

Contest: Dance cruise.
QUESTIONS:
1.Where is the Eiffel Tower? France.
2. In which country did the very first “DISNEYLAND” open? America.
3.Which country has the saltiest sea? Israel.
4.Where do the hottest horsemen live? Caucasus.
Those who gave the correct answers go to the dance floor.
Traveling alone is boring, so I suggest each of you find a couple. And here we have four Couples.
Friends, before you are traveling artists!!! They have traveled through different countries, and which ones, they will now show us IN DANCE!!!
TANGO, LAMBADA, ROCK-N-ROLL, SEVEN FORTY, LEZGINKA, KALINKA-MALINKA
From your faces I already understand that you want to start dancing. And I invite all guests to the dance floor

Dance block No. 1.

Leading: Oh nostalgia, in our memories we always return to our favorite events and places. So, dear guests, I want to invite you all to one of the most popular talk shows “guess the melody”. Your task is to guess the composition - a flip. The guest who gives the most correct answers will receive a super prize from the birthday girl (tape “musical special”)
Melodies: Roxette, Natalie - the wind was blowing from the sea, Shark - acid DJ, Doctor Alban - about life, disco accident - eggs, paints - don't touch me, hands up - I'm 18 already.

Leading: Today is an evening of surprises and miracles. And one very important person from the European stage came to our holiday. To your thunderous applause. Meet the group E-TYPE. (parody performance 1)

Leading: Unforgettable impressions from the performances of European stars. And the question immediately arises: Are we worse? Well, of course not! And we can verify this by going to the center of the hall.

Dance block No. 2.

Contest. The biggest bubble.
Contest: Fun rubber band.

Performance – parody group “Combination”

3 table.

Leading:
Let the glasses be whole,
Let the mood soar
Let the music sound like fanfares,
And may success await Maria!

Toast: for our charming birthday girl.

(guests drink. 5-minute feast)

Leading:
We've all been sitting with our hands folded for a long time,
And it’s like we’re all dying from boredom,
I want to stir you up
We will be holding a competition!

“According to the majority of people born and lived in the USSR, our country was ahead of the rest in such areas as space, ballet, sports and the army. This means that we, born in the USSR, are very well versed in these areas. Shall we check?

Game "Soviet Space: Discoverers".
It is better to choose men to participate. Eyeliner: “Do you want to feel like Soviet cosmonauts? Your task is to discover a new planet, plant the Soviet flag on it and populate it with Soviet people. But time is strictly limited. The astronaut who populates the most people will win.”
Participants are given balloons (not inflated), threads and markers. The task for each player: inflate the balloon as quickly as possible, tie it with a thread, draw a hammer and sickle on the balloon with a marker, put your initials, and then finish drawing as many simple figures as possible, schematically depicting a person. There is not much time given at all: 5 minutes maximum. At the end, the presenter counts the number of “people” on each “planet”. Whoever has more receives the title “Honorary Gagarinets”.

Toast: for the discoverers and their discoveries.

Leading: As I already said, in addition to space, our country was the very first in sports. Everyone knows the achievements of our figure skaters, gymnasts, etc. Now is the time to remember the past.

Game "Soviet sport: sprinters".
Summary: “You will have to cover a short distance as quickly as possible. Before you begin, remember the Soviet slogan that all world records should be ours. Don’t let your Motherland down – the most sporting nation!”
Number of participants (both men and women can play) limited only by the amount of inventory. Equipment for one participant: a beer bottle with a long ribbon or rope tied to one end. Length – the longer the better (maybe five meters or more).
Participants stand on one line, holding bottles in their hands. The presenter and his assistant stretch the ribbons, fixed at one end to the bottles, along the room to the opposite end (forming a kind of treadmill for each participant). At the “Start” command, participants begin to wind the tape onto the bottle. Whoever does it faster wins, receiving the title “Soviet record holder”.

Leading: What kind of holiday is there without dancing?
Probably there are simply no such people,
Let's make it blush
So that the light comes on in your eyes!
And so that Masha’s birthday
Everyone will remember it for many years!

Dance block No. 3.

Contest: Rubik's Cube.

The performance is a parody of Alla Pugacheva.

Conclusion.

Guests form 2 circles (small and large) around the birthday girl.

Leading: Let your life be bright,
May your life be wonderful
Let there be a lot of warmth in her,
And let love rule in her!
Let your husband be your king
And you will be his queen,
So that everything is as you want,
So that all your wishes come true,
So that all your cherished dreams,
We were looking for excuses in life!

We do not say goodbye to you, dear guests, but simply say “until we meet again!”

Background sounds: remix of the crocodile Gena’s song “Let them run clumsily”