A new collection of cool statuses and aphorisms about life.
If a person does not have convolutions, wrinkles cannot replace them.
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Russians drink because they have nothing to do and work because they have nothing to drink.
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You should have sex only in one single case - when it presents itself.
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Finally I learned the rules of the game POCHER - life immediately became more fun.
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If I said I didn’t take it, then I won’t give it back!
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Odnoklassniki sign:
If you added a Man as a friend, expect all his women to visit!
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Married men can be easily recognized by their matrimonial facial expressions.
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The child was given a toy doctor set. The cat began a new life with intractable diseases.
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Who said that the state is us? The state is us...
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If you look at life soberly, you want to get drunk.
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Everything that is done is for the better. It's just not always to yours.
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I wanted to save money for my old age. Does not work. We'll have to put off old age.
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Girls 12-15 years old write statuses: “I miss him so much”...Are they talking about the brain or about the belt?!
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If you write to someone without a space: “IDIOT HERE,” then one will perceive it as a message, and the other as an invitation.
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It is impolite for a man to turn his back, but women - they are polite from all sides!
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When there is no one to do the Kama Sutra with, they do Yoga.
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Any Woman, when attacked by a Man, needs his protection.
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The smartest plant in the world is horseradish. He knows everything.
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There are men who say: “I’m the only one!” You look at him and think: “Thank God!”
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From a kiss to a quarrel is one step, and from a quarrel to a kiss - a week and new boots!
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A man is a tank: where the gun turns, so does the turret...
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If you have a good appetite, fried nails are a delicacy.
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Don't trust Russian puddles - this could be the entrance to the metro.
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Sign: If you forgot to put a tea bag in your cup, and after pouring boiling water, you find that it still turns out to be tea... then it’s time to wash the mug.
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Did you know that a thrifty housewife cuts meat for the holiday table into very thin slices? And the cunning guest eats them five at a time.
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Paradox: The more difficult the situation, the less charged the phone.
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When you’re on a diet, after six you can’t do anything, but after six you can do anything.
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If the dog doesn’t like the food from your table, then you need to drive away such... a wife!
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A healthy diet means filtering the tap water before brewing Doshirak.
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No matter what happens in your life, no matter what people you meet, it all ends with you sitting at the computer and eating something.
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I'm getting old! Previously, I would have sat at the computer days and nights trying to understand why the update for the program was not installed... But now I just deleted it...
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- Previously there was free education and free medicine, but what now?
- Free work.
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You can rent an apartment in Moscow inexpensively only with a camera.
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Sleeping babies are not only cute, but FINALLY!
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In Russia, a double solid one must be at least forty centimeters in height.
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- Daddy, daddy, can I kiss you?! - You can, daughter, but there’s no money, mom kissed me first.
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“Goth,” thought the parrot, looking at the crow. “Hey,” the crow thought, looking at the parrot...
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The doctors' strike was unsuccessful - their demands could not even be read.
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Great Moscow! And there is nowhere to park...
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The main task of paid medicine is to transform acute pain into chronic pain.
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A mat is usually used to cushion the effects of a fall.
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Money is dirt... but healing.
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Everyone is endowed with a brain, but not everyone understood the instructions.
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The fate of the rams is to be forever responsible for the goats.
Cool women's aphorisms and statuses
I hung a talisman against evil spirits at home... Now I can’t go in by myself!
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I don't want to say that I'm getting old, but all those sounds that I once made during sex, I now make just by getting off the couch!
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I'm tired of everything... I'm tired... I'll go to the monastery... To the men's... For three days... Mmmmm, or maybe four?.. Let's see how they greet...
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I wonder if they see me the way I see myself in the mirror, or the way I appear in photographs?
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I tell my husband: “I’ll go to church on Sunday and confess.”
Husband: “Take Validol, suddenly the priest will grab you.”
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Girls, advice from the heart: if you decide to get drunk, then you need to take your last glass with a SIM card!
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You can't eat at night. So I eat without looking...
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Today, I finally stepped on the scale and realized that cow candy is not just a name... It's a warning!...
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Today I was wondering. I really didn’t find the chamomile. In the end: the cactus is trash, my hands are bloody, but she seems to love it!
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I am modest to the point of ugliness... After the ugliness, I am again “modesty itself”...
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Women's folk wisdom: What I don’t remember, never happened!
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This morning while I was putting on my makeup, I fainted five times from my beauty...
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After 30, women's ear muscles weaken, so the noodles stop holding...
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If your employer treats you well, it means he is seriously underpaying you.
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Girls are divided into two categories: well dressed and well dressed.
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Everything that is given to us for free is better to take with money.
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A smart woman never gets offended - she immediately begins to plan revenge.
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If a guest hints that you have been staying too long, then it is better not to disturb the hosts and lie down.
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If things are not going well in the family, you should not arrange furniture according to Feng Shui, but sleep according to the Kama Sutra.
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Family life is whether you want it or not, but you have to want it!
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If you don't know what you want, you'll get what's left.
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Small world!? Go on a diet!
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Rare bastards are common.
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- All wives are like wives, but this one never has a headache! - the husband sighed.
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People rarely want to get married. People want to get married much more often.
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God created a woman…..looked and said:
- Okay... let’s put on makeup...
A person lives best in those moments when he does not know that he can live better.
Anthony Kiedis
Only very few people live for today. Most are preparing to live later.
Jonathan Swift
True courage is to love life, knowing the whole truth about it.
Sergey Dovlatov
Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
John Lennon
Life methodically survives us from all ages.
Valery Afonchenko
Life with a wife is not easy, but life without her is completely impossible.
Cato the Elder
Our life position often turns out to be incompatible with life.
Stas Yankovsky
If you inflate your joys to the size of troubles, then you can also derive pleasure from them.
Mikhail Zhvanetsky
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills its students.
Mark Twain
It is necessary to learn from other people's mistakes. It is impossible to live long enough to accomplish them all on your own.
Hyman George Rickover
It’s probably impossible to live without a good sense of humor in life. As one aphorism says, it is humor that can make the unbearable bearable, which, in principle, is a good help in everyday life. Therefore, in almost any life situation, ironic phrases and funny statements about life help you look at your situation from a new angle - the angle of humor.
Don't pay attention to minor flaws; remember: you also have large ones.
Benjamin Franklin
Don't be afraid of big expenses, be afraid of small incomes.
John Rockefeller
Forgiving your enemies is the best way to piss them off.
Oscar Wilde
Just because you're alone doesn't mean you're crazy.
Stephen King
There is a test to determine whether your mission on earth is completed or not. If you're still alive, it means it's not finished.
Richard Bach
A successful person is one who is able to build a strong foundation from the stones that others throw at him.
David Brinkley
A vital ingredient to success is not knowing that what you set out to do cannot be accomplished.
Terence Pratchett
A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, while an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.
Winston Churchill
Everyone wants to change humanity, but no one thinks about how to change themselves.
Lev Tolstoy
If a problem can be solved with money, then it is not a problem. It's just an expense.
Henry Ford
If you take everything too seriously, you will be afraid to take every new step. Relax and laugh, especially when things go as planned, read funny sayings about life. People with a good sense of humor have an easier life.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it makes it much more pleasant to be unhappy.
Claire Booth Loos
Anything that is not enjoyable is called work.
Bertolt Brecht
A correct decision made late is a mistake.
Lee Iacocca
Live as if this day is your last, and one day it will be so. And you will be fully armed.
George Carlin
History teaches us, at the very least, that things can always be worse.
Neil Gaiman
Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got.
Bernard Show
You can't have everything. Where would you put all this?
Stephen Wright
Life is a cross-country race in which everyone strives to get ahead in order to reach the finish line last.
Vladimir Khochinsky
Life is a circus where everyone dreams of becoming a director or artist, but most become trained animals.
Stas Yankovsky
If you want your life to become brighter, stop darkening it.
Anatoly Rakhmatov
Of course, humor is a subjective thing. You may like it or not. But we tried to collect only the best funny sayings about life that will appeal to everyone.
Don't complain about life - even this might not have happened.
If you want to do something stupid, hurry up, otherwise they will get ahead of you!
Everyone is so afraid of becoming nobody in this life that they become just anyone.
When life tests you, your nerves are the first to give out.
You need to live in such a way that others experience depression.
Years will pass... And I was right: years have passed!
Nothing in life is more exhilarating than being shot at and missing.
Where we are not, it is good precisely because we are not there.
I just lay down and they’re already stabbing me to death!
Anything happens in life, but over the years it becomes less and less common.
No one has ever died from laughing. And no one grew old laughing. They say there are no old quotes, but only old people who love to retell them... So humor about life is forever young. Or even immortal.
Sometimes happiness falls so unexpectedly that you don’t have time to jump to the side.
Everything goes well. Just passing...
While I measured it seven times, others were cut off.
Happiness is when your desires are shocked by your capabilities.
Well, where we do not. It’s bad that we are not where it’s good.
It's better to be hungry than cold.
The best way out is in.
Try to die as young as possible, as late as possible!
Don't go with the flow. Don't swim against the current. Sail where you need to go!
Direct your thoughts where they should, otherwise they will direct you where they should not.
Faith in the best and a sense of humor perfectly help to cope with any troubles in life. And sometimes the word helps much more than anything else. A funny phrase can charge you with such a portion of positivity that you can move mountains.
If no one envy you, ask yourself, are you living right?
Life is given once. I couldn't stand it again.
How much has not been done in this life! How much remains to be done...
There is always room in life for not giving a fuck!
Respect old age, it is your future.
A person's life is counted in moments that he wants to stop.
Human relationships are sometimes so complex that we replace them with other, simpler ones.
Life is not as simple as you think... It is simpler...
Sometimes it’s only when you miss that you realize how you got there.
The salt of life is that it is not sugar.
A sense of humor is a kind of “Esperanto”, a universal code of communication for all people and nations. Therefore, funny statements will be understandable to everyone. So these quotes can be safely shared on social networks as statuses. After all, it is humor that fills our lives with joyful, life-affirming, optimistically encouraging laughter!
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The collection includes funny quotes about life with humor:
Even though I am the sun, I will never shine for you!
But it’s not for nothing that “Indian summer” happens in the fall. Last chance to decide who you will spend the winter with.
I see, Vasya, your eyes are sleepy and your back is all scratched up: You probably didn’t sleep all night again, you scratched your back?..
God loves idiots. Otherwise, why did he create so many of them?
I’m like salt: it’s not sweet with me, but without me it’s not tasty.
In childhood, girls like beautiful dolls, and boys like beautiful cars, but with age it becomes the other way around!
I'm an optimist! And even if luck turned its back on me, I say: what an ass!
Our store has everything you want but cannot buy.
What does "Doesn't like" mean? Hit the face with a frying pan a couple of times and: “Damn it, honey, I screwed up...”
It’s always like this: if you say something good, you’ll jinx it, if you say something bad, you’ll scoff!
Autumn morning... very dreary. It’s raining outside the window, but in my soul.. it’s tossing... How I want... what... I couldn’t think of.. Maybe coffee.. But no.. Cognac!
All people who did not get enough sleep in this life will definitely become cats in the next.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...
They say that beauty will save the world. Yesterday I was riding on the bus, looking at their faces... It looks like there will be a war soon, my beauty alone will not be enough for the whole world.
For me there are only two styles of music - “like” and “dislike”.
Every year toothpastes get better, but teeth get worse.
If you look at life from the other side, you can see the ass...
Born to shop, but forced to go to work.
If a black cat crossed the road back and forth, did he double the punishment or reverse his decision?
Before you spit in your soul, check the direction of the wind.
Women's logic - “You better say it in a nice way, otherwise I’ll think of it myself, it will be worse!”
Monday... morning... Club of green and easy-going…
Winter - well done! Came late, left early.
Showed my friends the trick. Now they want to sell the hell out of their Kalina and also buy a Ford.
The Internet is very similar to real life. I went to the naked girls and caught two viruses.
The first rule of cleaning the house: get yourself away from the computer.
Intuition is the ability of the head to smell with the butt.
Until I found out what they were saying about me, I would never have thought that I live such an interesting life!
And Ivan Tsarevich jumped onto his horse! I couldn’t stand it until Vasilisa.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank my skeleton for the support it has given me all these years.
Dreams, adventures, great deeds and discoveries were calling! But the sofa screamed loudest.
I constantly think about horses - all the time in my head: “It’s all a horse!”
I'm expecting a baby! Who's already fucking been hanging around for about two days now, how difficult it is with teenagers!
Avtovaz workers yesterday released 43 future accidents from the assembly line.
If your husband laughs at your logic, remind him how he ran to the store for vodka 5 times in the evening.
The husband's shirt is the wife's face! A wife's fur coat is her husband's face!
Friendship can be different... For me, a dog is a four-legged friend, but for a birch tree it is a three-legged enemy.
This morning, two drug addicts were detained at the Tyumen Roshchino airport, who flew away much earlier than their flight.
Two rule the world - Horseradish and Toad; the first knows everything, and the second strangles everyone.
Such is life: a fool plays smart, a smart man fools around...
Yesterday I took my soul away... Today I can’t remember where!
You're being rude to me as if you had a spare jaw in your pocket!
Doctors are divided into three categories: a doctor from God, a doctor - well, God bless, and a doctor - God forbid!
Rush hour in the Moscow metro is so harsh that there is a queue even to climb over the fence.
People who claim that they saw the work of road services were taken to a psychiatric hospital.
To wear glasses, it is not enough to be smart, you must also have poor vision.
China also has two problems - quantity and quality!
I am ready to take as many steps towards as I like, but not a single one in pursuit.
Being a woman is very difficult! You never know when the next attack will strike.
I speak Russian, English, French fluently, and in other lessons too.
Insomnia tormented me... I fall asleep early in the evening, wake up late in the morning, but after lunch I toss and turn for hours - I can’t fall asleep.
I have already started talking to the chair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the computer... Call before I enter into a serious relationship with the vacuum cleaner.
- Girl, excuse me, are you from college? - I? And what a...
interesting funny quotes about life with humor and love...
We invite you to read quotes about life. Here are collected phrases, aphorisms, quotes about the lives of great people and ordinary people. Among the quotes about life there are quotes with deep meaning, sad, funny (funny), beautiful, relating to many aspects of life. Not all quotes have known authors. Some quotes are short and concise, others are long and extensive. Alone thoughts, sayings from the books of great people, from books that we read, others from Internet sources (statuses, articles), so a fairly significant collection of aphorisms about life gradually accumulated. We think that many people have such their own collections. And this is our collection of quotes and aphorisms that we like. Perhaps you will like some of them too. There are also famous phrases about life and modern sayings from life. "Life is beautiful" in prose. Wisdom of life, quotes from great people about life with meaning.
If you are looking for quotes about the lives of great people, thoughts of great people about life that are inspiring, motivating, interesting, or you need optimistic aphorisms with meaning, short and funny for status on social networks or cool sayings about life... In this collection there is everything, quotes about life for any occasion from great and not at all great, ordinary people.
Read them when you feel lonely, sad, heavy at heart, when you need support, help - wise quotes from great people remind you that our lives still depend only on us. Never give up and never let others give up on you.
We often lack time, but perhaps more than courage. And gradually the daily routine, like sand, slowly falls asleep on us, and under their weight we cannot raise our arms.
Sometimes some event literally paralyzes us and deprives us of strength.
It would seem that in order to get up and move on, you need very little - but we don’t have that “little” right now. We all have such moments, and therefore we share with you important and necessary words that will help us all move on. Quotes on the topic "Life as it is."
Aphorisms and quotes from great and ordinary people about life
♦ “People always blame the force of circumstances. I don’t believe in the force of circumstances. In this world, only those who look for the conditions they need and, if they don’t find them, create them themselves” succeed.Bernard Show
♦ We are like stars. Sometimes something tears us apart, and when it happens, we think we are dying, when in fact we are turning into a supernova. Self-awareness turns us into supernovas and we become more beautiful, better and brighter than our old selves.
♦ “When we touch another person, we either help him or hinder him. There is no third option: we either pull the person down or lift him up.” Washington
♦ "You have to learn from other people's mistakes. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." Hyman George Rickover
♦ “Looking at the past, take off your hat; looking at the future, roll up your sleeves!”
♦ “Some things in life cannot be fixed. They can only be experienced.”
♦ “The most rewarding thing is to do what people think you will never do.” Arabic proverb
♦ “Don’t pay attention to small flaws; remember: you have big ones too.” Benjamin Franklin
♦ “No desire is given to you apart from the power that allows you to fulfill it.”
♦ "Don't be afraid of big expenses, be afraid of small incomes" John Rockefeller
♦ "The solution to some problems should not be accompanied by the emergence of others. This is a trap"
♦ “Worry does not eliminate tomorrow’s problems, but it takes away today’s peace.”
♦ “A person has two lives: the second begins when you realize that there is only one life...” Confucius
♦ "Every saint had a past, every sinner has a future"
♦ "All people bring happiness: some by their presence, others by their absence"
♦ "What cannot be corrected should not be mourned" Benjamin Franklin
♦ “If you buy what you don’t need, you will soon sell what you need.” Benjamin Franklin
♦ “Life does not use carbon copies, for everyone it composes its own plot, for which it has an author’s patent, endorsed by the highest authorities.”
♦ “Everything that is beautiful in this life is either immoral, illegal, or leads to obesity.” Oscar Wilde
♦ “We cannot stand people with the same shortcomings as us.” Oscar Wilde
♦ "Be yourself. Other roles are already taken" Oscar Wilde
♦ "Forgive your enemies - this is the best way to make them angry" Oscar Wilde
♦ "It's very dangerous to meet a woman who completely understands you. It usually ends in marriage." Oscar Wilde
♦ “In America, in the Rocky Mountains, I saw the only reasonable method of art criticism. In the bar there was a sign above the piano: “Don’t shoot the pianist - he’s doing the best he can.” Oscar Wilde
♦ "Successful people have fears, doubts, and anxieties. They just don't let those feelings stop them." T. Garv Ecker
♦ “Desire is a thousand ways, unwillingness is a thousand obstacles”
♦ “Happy is not the one who has a lot, but the one who has enough”
♦ “If your desires do not coincide with your capabilities, you need to either limit your desires or increase your capabilities.”
♦ "A man should feel that he is needed, and a woman should feel that she is cared for"
♦ “It is not at all necessary to be beautiful. It is important to be able to inspire that you are irresistible and charming, that you are the center of the earth, the navel of the universe. People so readily accept imposed opinions.”
♦ “Small towns have an amazing ability to retain those who linger here.”
♦ "Don't believe your eyes! They only see obstacles"
♦ “Whoever does not know which harbor he is sailing to, there is no favorable wind for him.” Seneca
♦ “You need to communicate only with those with whom you feel comfortable. The rest are free. Especially the unsympathetic ones are twice free.”
♦ "A person may not be born, but he must die"
♦ “If we don’t change the present, the future will not change. And if the present looks like a quagmire, nothing will pull us out of it, and the future will be just as sticky and faceless.”
♦ “Don’t judge another man’s roads until you’ve walked at least a mile in his moccasins.” Pueblo Indian Proverb
♦ “Whether a particular day will bring you more happiness or more sorrow depends largely on the strength of your determination. Whether every day of your life will be happy or unhappy is the work of your hands.” George Merriam
♦ “The main thing in a relationship is to bring joy, not to prove your individuality”
♦ "Genius lies in the ability to distinguish the difficult from the impossible" Napoleon Bonaparte
♦ “The biggest mistake is that we give up quickly, sometimes to get what you want you just have to try again.”
♦ “The greatest glory is not to never fail, but to be able to rise whenever you fall.” Confucius
♦ "It's easier to overcome bad habits today than tomorrow" Confucius
♦ "Every person has three characters: the one that is attributed to him; the one that he ascribes to himself; and, finally, the one that actually exists" Victor Hugo
♦ "The dead are valued according to their merits, the living - according to their financial means"
♦ “It’s hard to think with a full belly, but it’s loyal” Gabriel Laub
♦ "I have very simple tastes. The best always suits me" Oscar Wilde
♦ "Just because you're alone doesn't mean you're crazy" Stephen King
♦ Stephen King
♦ "Everyone has something like a dung shovel, with which in moments of stress and trouble you begin to dig into yourself, in your thoughts and feelings. Get rid of it. Burn it. Otherwise, the hole you dug will reach the depths of the subconscious, and then at night you will come out of it the dead will come out" Stephen King
♦ “People think that they can’t do a lot of things, and then suddenly they discover that they really can when they find themselves in a hopeless situation.” Stephen King
♦ "There is a test to determine whether your mission on earth is over or not. If you are still alive, then it is not over." Richard Bach
♦ “Never feel sorry for yourself and don’t let anyone do it”
♦ "You're braver than you think. Stronger than you look. And smarter than you think." - Alan Milne "Winnie the Pooh and all, all, all."
♦ “Sometimes it happens that very small things take up a lot of space in the heart,” Alan Milne "Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all".
♦ “Looking back on my experience, I remember the story of an old man who, on his deathbed, said that his life was full of troubles, most of which never happened.” Winston Churchill
♦ “A successful person is one who is able to build a strong foundation from the stones that others throw at him.” David Brinkley
♦ “When you get scared, don’t run, otherwise you’ll end up running endlessly.”
♦ Strangers come to feast, and our own people come to grieve.
♦ They don’t spit up.
♦ Do not detain the one leaving, do not drive away the one who has arrived.
♦ It is better to be the enemy of a good person than the friend of a bad one.
♦ “A vital ingredient to success is not knowing that what you set out to do cannot be accomplished.”
♦ "Humans are interesting creatures. In a world full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom." Sir Terence Pratchett, English satirist
♦ “A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, but an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty.” Winston Churchill
♦ “Even a big failure is not a disaster, but simply a turn of fate, and sometimes in the right direction.”
♦ “Even in times of terrible tragedy and crisis, there is no reason to add to the suffering of others by appearing unhappy.”
♦ “Everyone has their own secret, personal world.
There is the best moment in this world,
There is the most terrible hour in this world,
But all this is unknown to us..."
♦ "Set big goals - they're harder to miss"
♦ “Of all the paths, choose the most difficult one - there you will not meet competitors”
♦ “In life, like in the rain, one day there comes a moment when it just doesn’t matter anymore”
♦ “It doesn’t matter how slowly you go, as long as you don’t stop.” Bruce Lee
♦ "No one dies a virgin. Life fucks everyone" Kurt Cobain
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♦ “If you fail, you will be disappointed; if you give up, you will be doomed.” Beverly Hills
♦ "The most important thing is to do at least something to achieve success, and do it right now. This is the most important secret - despite all its simplicity. Everyone has amazing ideas, but rarely does anyone do anything to implement them in practice, right now. Not tomorrow. Not in a week. Now. An entrepreneur who achieves success is one who acts, and does not slow down, and acts right now" Nolan Bushnell
♦ “When you see a successful business, it means someone once made a bold decision.” Peter Drucker
♦ “Each person has his own price for happiness, a billionaire needs a second billion, a millionaire needs a billion, an ordinary person needs a normal salary, a homeless person needs a house, an orphan needs parents, a single woman needs a man, a lonely man needs unlimited Internet.”
♦ "People either poison each other's lives or fuel it"
♦ “You can buy a house, but not a hearth;
you can buy a bed, but not a dream;
you can buy a watch, but not time;
you can buy a book, but not knowledge;
you can buy position, but not respect;
you can pay for a doctor, but not for health;
you can buy a soul, but not a life;
You can buy sex, but not love" Coelho Paulo
♦ “Don’t be afraid to make big plans, set high goals and leave your comfort zone! It’s normal to feel discomfort when you change. By doing what is perceived as discomfort, we grow and develop. Train yourself to go beyond the usual, “swim beyond the buoys” ", expand your comfort zone!"
♦ “No matter what life circumstances you find yourself in, you shouldn’t blame the people around you for it, much less be discouraged. It’s important to understand not why, but why you found yourself in this particular situation, and it will definitely serve you well.”
♦ "If you want something you don't have, you'll have to do something you haven't done before." Coco Chanel
♦ "If you don't make mistakes, then you're not doing anything new"
♦ “If something can be misunderstood, it will be misunderstood.”
♦ “There are three types of idleness: doing nothing, doing poorly, and doing the wrong thing.”
♦ “If you are in doubt about the road, take a travel companion; if you are sure, go alone.”
♦ "The insurmountable difficulty is death. Everything else is completely solvable"
♦ “Never be afraid to do something you don’t know how to do. Remember, the Ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic.”
♦ “When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has run out. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has run out.”
♦ “If your relatives or friends don’t call you for a long time, it means everything is fine with them.”
♦ “Penguins were given wings not to fly, but to simply have them. Some people have that with their brains.”
♦ "There are three reasons for no-show: forgot, drank or scored"
♦ “Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women; if a mosquito drinks your blood, at least it stops buzzing.”
♦ "Life isn't fair. That's why mosquitoes drink blood and not fat?"
♦ "The lottery is the most accurate way to count the number of optimists"
♦ "About wives: There is only a moment between the past and the future. It is called life"
♦ “It’s not enough to know your worth—you also have to be in demand.”
♦ "It's a shame when your dreams come true for others!"
♦ “There is this type of woman - you respect them, admire them, stand in awe of them, but from a distance. If they try to get closer, you have to fight them off with a baton.”
♦ “A man’s character can best be judged by how he behaves with people who can’t help him in any way, and with people who can’t fight back.” Abigail Van Beuren
♦ “Weak natures behave extremely domineeringly towards those whom they find even weaker.” Etienne Rey
♦ "Don't envy someone who is stronger and richer.
3and sunset always comes with dawn.
With this short life, equal to a sigh,
Treat it like it’s rented to you.” Khayyam Omar
♦ "The next line always moves faster" Ettore's observation
♦ "If nothing else helps, finally read the instructions!" Axiom of Kahn and Orben
♦ “When you need to knock on wood, you discover that the world is made of aluminum and plastic.” Flagg's Law
♦ "What you keep long enough can be thrown away. Once you throw something away, you'll need it." Richard's Rule of Interdependence
♦ “Whatever happened to you, it all happened to someone you know, only it was worse.” Meader's Law
♦ “A real intellectual will never say “you are a fool”; he will say “you are not qualified enough to criticize me.”
♦ "The way we look at life depends on us. Sometimes by changing the point of view on the angle of inclination, you can change everything. And most importantly: it takes less than three days to create this habit. So, optimists are not born, but become. In our "You can train yourself to find something good in everything. Or as the Chinese say, always look at things on the bright side, and if there are none, rub the dark ones until they shine"
♦ "The prince did not come. So Snow White spat out the apple, woke up, went to work, got insurance and made a test tube baby."
♦ "I don't believe in email. I stick to the old traditions. I prefer to call and hang up."
♦ “The key to happiness is to dream, the key to success is to turn dreams into reality.” James Allen
♦ “You learn fastest in three cases: before the age of 7, during trainings, and when life has driven you into a corner.” S. Covey
♦ "You don't need hearing to sing karaoke. You need good eyesight and no conscience..."
♦ “If you want to build a ship, then do not call people to gather wood with the beating of drums, do not distribute work among them and do not give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the endless expanse of the sea.” Antoine de Saint-Exupery
♦ "Sell a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach him to fish and you'll ruin a great business opportunity." Karl Marx
♦ "If they give you a left hook, you can answer with a right hook, but it's better to hit you in the balls. Don't play the same games."
♦ "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito at night." Dalai Lama
♦ "The biggest liars in the world are often our own fears." Rudyard Kipling
♦ "Don't think about how to do something better. Think about how to do it differently."
♦ "Someone once said that there are no uninteresting things in the world. There are only uninterested people" William F.
♦ "Everyone wants to change humanity, but no one thinks about how to change themselves" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "All happy families are alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Strong people are always simple" Lev Tolstoy
♦ “It always seems that they love us because we are so good. But we don’t realize that they love us because those who love us are good.” Lev Tolstoy
♦ "I don't have everything I love. But I love everything I have." Lev Tolstoy
♦ “The world moves forward because of those who suffer” Lev Tolstoy
♦ "The greatest truths are the simplest" Lev Tolstoy
♦ “Evil is only inside us, that is, where it can be taken out from” Lev Tolstoy
♦ "A person should always be happy; if happiness ends, look where you went wrong" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Everyone is making plans, and no one knows whether he will survive until the evening" Lev Tolstoy
♦ “Don’t forget that compared to eternity, all these are seeds”
♦ "If a problem can be solved with money, then it's not a problem. It's just an expense." G. Ford
♦ “Even a fool can produce a product, but it takes brains to sell it.”
♦ "If you don't get better, you get worse"
♦ "An optimist sees every difficulty as an opportunity. A pessimist sees every opportunity as a difficulty." G. Grief
♦ “One of the American astronauts once said: “What really makes you think is that you are flying in outer space on a ship built from materials purchased in tenders at the lowest prices.”
♦ "True education is achieved through self-education"
♦ “If you make decisions the way your heart tells you, you will end up with heart disease.”
♦ “It doesn’t matter how many buckets of milk you spill, it’s important not to lose the cow.”
♦ “You cannot demand from dirt that it not be dirt.” Anton Chekhov
♦ “If you don’t know what you feel for a person, close your eyes and imagine: he is not there. Nowhere. He never was and never will be. Then everything will become clear” ( Anton Chekhov)
♦ "The most important thing, the most important thing - do not humiliate your loved one. It is better to say: “My angel!”, and not “Fool” ( Anton Chekhov)
♦ “Don’t try to work in one place until you are retired with a gold watch. Find something you like to do and make sure it brings you income.”
♦ "We don't have money, so we have to think"
♦ "A woman will always be dependent until she has her own wallet"
♦ “Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it makes it much more pleasant to be unhappy.” Claire Booth Loos
♦ And in joy and sorrow, no matter what the stress, keep your brains, tongue and weight under control!
♦ "Don't regret the past, don't be afraid of the future and enjoy the present"
♦ “The ship is safer in port, but that’s not what it was built for.” Grace Hopper
♦ “Until the age of eighteen, a woman needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five, good looks, from thirty-five to fifty-five, good character, and after fifty-five, good money.” Sophie Tucker
♦ “A smart person doesn’t make all the mistakes himself—he gives others a chance.” Winston Churchill
♦ "In life, everything is relative, and you cannot experience only the ups, without the downs. Everyone is born at the right time and in the right place. The only problem is to recognize the opportunity when it appears in sight, and before it will disappear"
♦ “You can never judge what’s on a person’s mind by what he says.”
♦ “Do what you are afraid to do, and do it until you achieve a number of successes at it.”
♦ “Despair is largely a product of idleness. Active actions keep a person youthful, daring and successful!”
♦ "I often make mistakes, but it is very difficult for me to prove it"
♦ "If you're going through hell, don't stop walking" Inston Churchill
♦ "Life begins where your comfort zone ends"
♦ "Limited thinking produces limited results. The result is your way of life, your experiences and your possessions. What you say programs what will happen to you. Your words create either the life you want or the life you don't want." "As long as you act as you usually do, you will get the same result that you usually get. If you are not happy with this, you need to change your way of doing things." Zig Ziglar
♦ “You can’t try. You can only do it or not do it.“I’ll try” is just an excuse for not doing it. Give it up. Want to improve your life? Do something!"
♦ "Be present in your present, otherwise you will miss your life" Buddha
♦ “The more grateful you are for what you have, the more you will have to be grateful for.” Zig Ziglar
♦ "It's not what happens to you that matters, but what you do about it"
♦ “Come to terms with it! We are all different. This is what makes life fun and interesting, and helps avoid boredom.”
♦ “As long as you are concerned about what other people will say about you, you are at their mercy.” Neil Donald Welsh
♦ "Strive to give more than is expected of you. Be nicer than expected of you. Serve people better than expected of you. Surprise people by treating them better than they expect of you."
♦ "Neighbors should be seen, but not heard"
♦ “Mistakes are not bad when you learn, Mistakes when you make are not important, But mistakes are bad when you repeat.”
♦ "Life is like riding a bicycle. The slower you go, the harder it is to pedal and maintain balance."
♦ "Collect all the money you want to spend on doctors, psychics, medicines and buy yourself a tracksuit, sneakers and start exercising!"
♦ "The main enemy of man is television. Instead of loving, suffering and enjoying ourselves, we watch how they do it for us on the screen"
♦ “Don’t clutter your memory with grievances, otherwise there may be no room left for beautiful moments.” Fedor Dostoevsky
♦ “When you’ve been betrayed, it’s like having your arms broken... You can forgive, but you can’t hug.” L. N. Tolstoy
♦ “Don’t tire yourself out thinking about what others think of you.”
♦ “Life is lost by those who have not prepared themselves for old age. And old age is not age, but, first of all, the loss of muscle tissue. For many, it begins at the age of 20. And the less a person monitors his physical form, the worse his mental state, the more he is more dominated by negative emotions. I have a half-joking formula: give your youth and youth to your homeland, and leave old age for yourself. So, I say: do not leave illnesses for yourself. Enter old age as a joy. When you have done everything and can simply enjoy life. Then this is real old age, which brings satisfaction. Everyone needs a person, he shares his experience, and does not complain about endless sores. Pain always interferes with life"
♦ "Happiness is when nothing hurts"
♦ "It's very easy to solve other people's problems..." Consultant principle
♦ “The difference between a warrior and an ordinary person is that a warrior sees everything as a challenge, while an ordinary person sees everything as luck or bad luck.” “To make progress you need to course correct.”
♦ “When you begin to peer into an abyss for a long time, the abyss begins to peer into you.” Nietzsche
♦ "In a battle of elephants, the ants get the worst of it" Old American Proverb
♦ “We shouldn’t let our past program our present and future.”
♦ “If God delays, this does not mean that he refuses”
♦ “Your own decisions, not circumstances, determine your destiny.” Helen Keller
♦ "Someday you'll look back and you'll laugh."
♦ "Aging does not depend on age, but on lack of movement. And a critical lack of movement is death"
♦ “Most of us create many ways to feel bad, and very few ways to feel truly good.”
♦ “In Chinese, the word “crisis” consists of two characters - one means danger and the other means opportunity.” John F. Kennedy
♦ "Anything that does not give pleasure is called work" Bertolt Brecht
♦ “There are people who will see the speck in someone else’s eye without seeing the beam in their own.” Bertolt Brecht
♦ “Having taken inventory of your internal reserves and shortcomings, you will discover that your most vulnerable point is your lack of self-confidence.”
♦ “Life is a chessboard, and time is against you. While you hesitate and evade moves, time eats the pieces. You are playing with an opponent who does not forgive indecision!”
♦ “Remember, there are no unsolvable problems. At the moment when you think that there is no way out, remember that you are the producer of your life. And solve this problem.”
♦ "The world is too small to have the luxury of making enemies"
♦ "The only people who don't have problems are dead people"
♦ "Good wood does not grow in silence: the stronger the winds, the stronger the trees" J. Willard Marriott
♦ “The brain itself is vast. It can be equally the seat of heaven and hell.” John Milton
♦ “Success and failure are usually not the result of one single event. Failure is the result of not making the right call, not going that last mile, not saying “I love you” on time. Just as failure is the result of unimportant decisions, and success comes through initiative, perseverance and the ability to express your love."
♦ "Don't worry about many things and you will outlive many people"
♦ “A person doesn’t even think about what he lacks until others boast.”
♦ “Find time to work, this is a condition for success.
Take time to reflect, it is a source of strength.
Find time to play, this is the secret of youth.
Find time to read, this is the basis of knowledge.
Find time for Friendship, this is a condition for happiness.
Find time to dream, this is the path to the stars.
Find time for love, this is the true joy of life."
♦ “The more often your brains are straightened, the more they become askew”
♦ "Real men have a happy woman, others have a strong woman..."
♦ “People immediately notice when you change your attitude towards them... But they don’t notice that the reason for this was their own behavior.”
♦ "He who works all day has no time to earn money" John D. Rockefeller
♦ "Many people like being single much better than putting up with other people's antics..."
♦ "When a thief has nothing to steal, he pretends to be honest"
♦ "A correct decision made late is a mistake" Lee Iacocca
♦ "Make your way forward: nothing in the world can replace perseverance. Talent cannot replace it - there is nothing more common than talented losers. Genius cannot replace it - unrealized genius has already become the talk of the town. It cannot be replaced by a good education - the world is full of educated outcasts. Only perseverance and perseverance" Ray Kroc, entrepreneur, restaurateur
♦ “Don’t offend those who love you... They’ve already got it their way”
♦ "Three phrases that cause panic:
1. It won't hurt.
2. I want to talk to you seriously...
3. The login or password is incorrect..."
♦ “The rarest kind of friendship is friendship with your own head”
♦ "Even the strangest people can come in handy someday"
♦ “Sometimes a good cry is what you need to grow.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “It is not at all necessary to adapt to someone” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ "Everyone needs a good story to be told from time to time" Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ "We are all responsible for those smaller than us." Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “Even the saddest things are no longer the saddest if you treat them correctly.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ "When you're drunk, the world is still out there, but at least it's not holding you by the throat." Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “I don’t believe that you can change the world for the better. I believe that you can try not to make it worse.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “If you managed to deceive a person, it does not mean that he is a fool, it means that you were trusted more than you deserve.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ "Act and move as if you are calm, strong, cheerful, etc. - all depending on your specific goal - and you will become calm, strong, cheerful. The more you practice and develop this skill, the stronger it becomes." Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “Remember, nothing lasts forever, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth it.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ "The only way to live is to live. Tell yourself, 'I can do this,' even though you know you can't." Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “Time heals everything, whether you like it or not. Time heals everything, takes everything away, leaving only darkness in the end. Sometimes in this darkness we meet others, and sometimes we lose them there again.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “If you are unable to love anyone today, at least try not to offend anyone.” Tove Jansson, "All About the Moomins"
♦ “I recently realized what email is for—to communicate with people you don’t want to talk to.” George Carlin
♦ “Live as if this day is your last, and one day it will turn out to be so. And you will be fully armed.” George Carlin
♦ “Before you have time to find the meaning of life, it has already been changed” George Carlin
♦ “If you can’t say anything good about someone, that’s not a reason to remain silent!” George Carlin
♦ "Keep learning. Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening—anything. Never leave your brain idle. “An idle brain is the devil's workshop.” And the devil's name is Alzheimer." George Carlin
♦ “Home is where our junk is stored while we are away from home to get more junk.” George Carlin
♦ "The principle of "an eye for an eye" will make the whole world blind" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "The world is large enough to satisfy the needs of every person, but too small to satisfy human greed" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ “If you want change in the future, be that change in the present.”
♦ "The weak never forgive. Forgiveness is the property of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats its animals.” Mahatma Gandhi
♦ “It has always been a mystery to me: how people can respect themselves by humiliating people like themselves.” Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "Find a goal - resources will be found" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "The only way to live is to let others live" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ “I only count on the good in people. I myself am not without sin, and therefore I do not consider myself to have the right to focus on the mistakes of others.” Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "No" said with deep conviction is better than "yes" said only to please or, worse, to avoid problems." Mahatma Gandhi
♦ “Evil, as a rule, does not sleep and, accordingly, has little understanding of why anyone should sleep at all.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “History teaches us at least that things can always be worse.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “People think they will be happy if they move to another place, but then it turns out that wherever you move, you take yourself with you.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “All people do the same things. They may think that they sin in a unique way, but for the most part there is nothing original in their little dirty tricks.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “A lot of things are hard to forgive, but one day you turn around and you have no one left.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “Even at the very bottom there are holes into which you can fall” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ “Coming into a world full of troubles and dangers, a person devotes the lion’s share of his energy to making it even worse.” Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "I hate advice - everyone except my own"
♦ “You may hit me with the truth, but never pity me with a lie.” Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ “Never give anyone your “best” advice because they are not going to follow it.” Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ "Loneliness is a great luxury" Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ “The older you are, the stronger the wind becomes - and it’s always headwind.” Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ “If you want to collect honey, don’t ruin the hive”
♦ "If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade out of it" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "When a person starts a war with himself, he is already worth something" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “Of course, your husband has his faults! If he were a saint, he would never have married you.” Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Keep busy. This is the cheapest medicine on earth - and one of the most effective." Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “The expression you wear on your face is much more important than the clothes you put on yourself.” Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “If you want to change people, start with yourself. It’s both more useful and safer.” Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Do not be afraid of enemies who attack you, be afraid of friends who flatter you" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “Act as if you are already happy and you will actually become happier.” Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “There is only one way to earn love in this world - stop demanding it and start giving love without expecting gratitude.” Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ “Prayer must remain unanswered, otherwise it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.”
♦ "The world is divided into two classes - some believe in the incredible, others do the impossible" Writer and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Moderation is a fatal quality. Only extremes lead to success" Writer and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Great success always requires some unscrupulousness" Writer and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ “People call their mistakes experience” Writer and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Be yourself, the rest of the roles are taken" Writer and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ “Our biggest problems come from avoiding the small ones.”
♦ "An army of rams led by a lion is stronger than an army of lions led by a ram."
♦ “If you expect gratitude for good, you are not giving good, you are selling it...” Omar Khayyam
♦ “No one can go back in time and change their start. But everyone can start now and change their finish.”
♦ “Happy is not the one who has the best, but the one who makes the best of what he has.”
♦ “The problem with this world is that educated people are full of doubts, but idiots are full of confidence.”
♦ “Three things never come back - time, words, opportunity. Therefore: don’t waste time, choose your words, don’t miss the opportunity.” Confucius
♦ “The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working, and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich.” Bernard Show
♦ "Dance is the vertical expression of horizontal desire" Bernard Show
♦ “Hatred is a coward’s revenge for the fear he has experienced.” Bernard Show
♦ “To be able to endure solitude and enjoy it is a great gift.” Bernard Show
♦ Bernard Show
♦ "Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got" Bernard Show
♦ "Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long" Bernard Show
♦ “The only lesson that can be learned from history is that people learn no lessons from history.” Bernard Show
♦ “Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes you stare up while other people go through your pockets.” Bernard Show
♦ “Sometimes you have to make people laugh to distract them from hanging you.” Bernard Show
♦ “The greatest sin towards one’s neighbor is not hatred, but indifference; this is truly the pinnacle of inhumanity.” Bernard Show
♦ “It’s easier to live with a passionate woman than with a boring one. True, they are sometimes smothered, but they are rarely abandoned.” Bernard Show
♦ “The one who knows how, does it; the one who doesn’t know how, teaches others.” Bernard Show
♦ "Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what you got" Bernard Show
♦ “Ranks and titles were invented for those whose services to the country are indisputable, but are unknown to the people of this country.” Bernard Show
♦ “Rich men who lack convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women who lack morals.” Bernard Show
♦ “Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn to live on earth like people.” Bernard Show
♦ "To be happy, you must live in your own paradise! Did you really think that the same paradise could satisfy all people without exception?” Mark Twain
♦ "Once you give your word that you won’t do something, you will certainly want to do it.” Mark Twain
♦ "Summer is the time of year when it is very hot to do things that were very cold to do in winter." Mark Twain
♦ "The worst loneliness is when a person is uncomfortable with himself." Mark Twain
♦ "Once in a lifetime, fortune knocks on every person's door, but at this time a person often sits in the nearest pub and does not hear any knocking." Mark Twain
♦ "Being good wears out a person so much!” Mark Twain
♦ "I have been praised a great many times, and I have always been embarrassed; I felt every time that more could have been said" Mark Twain
♦ "It is better to remain silent and appear a fool than to speak up and dispel all doubts." Mark Twain
♦ "If you need money, go to strangers; if you need advice, go to your friends; and if you don’t need anything, go to your relatives" Mark Twain
♦ "The truth should be served like a coat, not thrown in your face like a wet towel." Mark Twain
♦ "Always do the right thing. It will please some people and surprise everyone else." Mark Twain
♦ "Buy land - after all, no one produces it anymore." Mark Twain
♦ "Never argue with idiots. You will sink to their level, where they will crush you with their experience." Mark Twain
♦ "The greatest happiness that can happen in life is a happy childhood" Agatha Christie
♦ "You don't know if you can or not until you try" Agatha Christie
♦ “The fact that the alarm clock did not ring has already changed many human destinies.” Agatha Christie
♦ "You can't judge a person without listening to him" Agatha Christie
♦ "There is nothing more tiresome than a man who is always right" Agatha Christie
♦ “Every mutual affection between a man and a woman begins with the stunning illusion that you think the same about everything in the world.” Agatha Christie
♦ “There is a saying that you must either speak well of the dead or nothing. In my opinion, this is stupidity. The truth always remains the truth. For that matter, you need to restrain yourself when talking about the living. They can be offended - unlike the dead.” Agatha Christie
♦ "The smart ones don't get offended, they draw conclusions" Agatha Christie
♦ "It's hard to make history, but it's easy to get into trouble" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "The highest degree of embarrassment is two glances meeting through a keyhole" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "An optimist believes that we live in the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears that we do." M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Everything is going well, just passing by" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “You want everything at once, but you get nothing gradually” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "In the beginning was the Word.... However, judging by how events developed further, the Word was unprintable" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Wisdom does not always come with age. Sometimes age comes alone" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “You can’t forbid a beautiful life. But you can hinder it.” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Good always defeats evil, which means whoever wins is good" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “Have you seen a person who never lies? It’s hard to see him, everyone avoids him.” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “You can easily recognize a decent person by how clumsily he does mean things.” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Thinking is so difficult, that's why most people judge" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "People are divided into those who can be relied on and those who need to be relied upon" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “If someone appears ready to move mountains, others will surely follow him, ready to break his neck.” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Every person is the smith of his own happiness and the anvil of someone else's" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Born to crawl, he can crawl everywhere" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "In some, both hemispheres are protected by the skull, in others - by pants" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Some look brave because they are afraid to run away" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "It's hard to be the last bitch - there's always someone behind you!" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Life is short. And you have to be able to. You have to be able to leave a bad movie. Throw away a bad book. Leave a bad person. There are many of them." M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Nothing hurts a person more than the fragments of his own happiness" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “Well, at least five minutes a day, think badly about yourself. When people think badly about you, that’s one thing... But think about yourself for five minutes a day... It’s like thirty minutes of running.” M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies or the loyalty of your friends" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Being elegant doesn't mean being conspicuous, it means being memorable" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “Having regard for the opinions of others ensures a calm and happy life.” Faina Ranevskaya
♦ “Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.” Faina Ranevskaya
♦ “It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature” Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "There are people in whom God lives. There are people in whom the devil lives. And there are people in whom only worms live." Faina Ranevskaya
♦ “You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you!” Faina Ranevskaya
♦ “If a patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless” Faina Ranevskaya
♦ “No matter how you look at it, there is only one woman in a man’s life. All the others are her shadows...” Coco Chanel
♦ "I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all." Coco Chanel
♦ "There are no ugly women, only lazy ones" Coco Chanel
♦ "A woman worries about the future until she gets married. A man doesn't worry about the future until he gets married." Coco Chanel
♦ “To restrain yourself when it’s offensive, and not to make a scene when it’s painful - that’s what an ideal woman is.” Coco Chanel
♦ "Everything is in our hands, so they can not be omitted" Coco Chanel
♦ “Genuine happiness is inexpensive: if you have to pay a high price for it, then it is fake.” Coco Chanel
♦ "If you were born without wings, don't stop them from growing" Coco Chanel
♦ "Hands are a girl's business card; Neck is her passport; Breasts are her international passport" Coco Chanel
♦ “The more perfect a person is on the outside, the more demons he has inside...” Sigmund Freud
♦ “We do not choose each other by chance... We meet only those who already exist in our subconscious” Sigmund Freud
♦ “Unfortunately, suppressed emotions do not die. They were silenced. And they continue to influence a person from the inside.” Sigmund Freud
♦ “The task of making man happy was not part of the plan of creation of the world” Sigmund Freud
♦ “You never stop looking for strength and confidence outside, but you should look within yourself. They have always been there.” Sigmund Freud
♦ “Most people don’t really want freedom because it comes with responsibility, and most people are afraid of responsibility.” Sigmund Freud
♦ “Idlers rarely visit a busy person; flies don’t fly to a boiling pot.” Sigmund Freud
♦ “The scale of your personality is determined by the magnitude of the problem that can piss you off” Sigmund Freud
♦ "Everyone dreams, but each one differently. Those who dream in the dark depths of the night, in the morning they see that their dreams have crumbled to dust. But those who dream in reality, with their eyes open, are dangerous people, because they can make dreams come true in real" Thomas Lawrence
♦ “Life gives us raw material: but it’s up to us which of the available opportunities to take and how to use them.”
♦ "The skill of a pilot and his desire to survive are revealed only when the autopilot is turned off. So try to take the helm and start managing your life. It's much more interesting this way."
♦ "Another day, another opportunity!" Nick Vujicic
♦ “In a stressful situation, when you feel unable to gather your strength, it is very important to separate what happened to you from what is happening inside you.” Nick Vujicic
♦ “Those who consider themselves failures are people who don’t realize how close they were to success when they folded their arms and gave up.” Nick Vujicic
♦ "Think of your attitude towards the world as a remote control. If you don't like the program you're watching, you simply grab the remote control and switch the TV to another program. The same with your attitude towards life: when you are unhappy with the result, change your approach, regardless of what problem you are facing" Nick Vujicic
♦ “There are many problems in the world that have not affected me. I am sure that my life is a thousand times easier than the life of many people.” Nick Vujicic
♦ “When you are not ready to accept yourself, you are even less ready to accept other people.” Nick Vujicic
♦ “If no one answers, knock on several doors at once.” Nick Vujicic
♦ "Be a friend when you need friends. Give hope when you need it" Nick Vujicic
♦ If a person close to you has pain in his heart and emptiness in his soul...
People tend to make mistakes
People tend to hurt themselves
Bare heart on a bare stone,
And then the wound remains -
A heavy scar remains
And not a bit of love. Not a gram.
A man freezes in silence
People are starting to run away
And icy wolf melancholy
In the middle of the night he knocks.
He won't fall asleep again until dawn,
He will crumple cigarettes in his fingers.
There's no point in waiting for an answer
To made up questions.
He won't say a word now
He is all in distant thoughts somewhere.
Don't judge him harshly
Don't blame him for this.
Don’t be overly invigorated in front of him,
Don't teach him patience -
All examples you know
They will be forgotten, unfortunately.
He went deaf from extreme pain,
From furry animal misfortune.
He is sad - gray with salt -
I met you on a long road.
He's frozen. Forever? Who knows!
And there seems to be no way out
But one day he too will thaw,
As nature told him.
Gradually, changing colors,
Imperceptibly changing rhythms,
From the cold season of January
In the blue weather of May.
You see - snakes change their skin,
You see, the bird changes its feathers.
It's happiness that pain can't
It always nests in a person.
He will wake up early one day
Knead the silence like dough.
Where the wound used to hurt,
It will just be a smooth place.
And then through the city to summer,
Running along the main street,
The man will smile at the light
And hug him like an equal. (Sergey Ostrovoy)
Very small stories-parables about life
- One day, all the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer, all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. This is FAITH.
- When you throw kids in the air, they laugh because they know you'll catch them. This is TRUST.
- Every night when we go to bed, we're not sure we'll be alive the next morning, but we set our alarm anyway. This is HOPE.
- We plan big things for tomorrow, despite the fact that we know nothing about the future. This is CONFIDENCE.
- We see that the world is suffering, but we still get married and have children. This is Love.
- On the old man’s T-shirt is written the phrase: “I’m not 80, I’m 16 wonderful years plus 64 years of accumulated experience.” This is a POSITION.
We wish you to be happy and live in accordance with these little stories!
And finally, a few more good thoughts, quotes, advice about life and about life:
♦ “The essence of this lifestyle is not to build endless imaginary alternative scenarios of events happening to us and not to produce endless “could have been...”, “if only it was”, “it’s a pity that it’s not” and “it would be more correct” "Instead, we should try to get maximum pleasure from what we have here and now." Writer Vladimir Yakovlev
♦ “When you feel bad, find someone who is even worse and help him. You will feel better.” How simple it sounds! But why go and help someone if I feel bad?
My wife left me, my children forgot, I was kicked out of work - my life is falling apart! Everything is bad. But if you find a person who needs your help, if he is worse off than you, your adversity will move aside. By dealing with the pain and problems of another person, you switch and forget about your difficulties and adversities.
Remember: negative emotions accumulate, positive ones do not. Helping someone else gives you positive emotions. You helped, you see: your help was needed. You were able to, you took part in someone else's fate. When you feel bad, find someone who is even worse and help him - you will feel better.
♦ "Live in the present and use it to shape your future to your liking. If you don't change now, the future won't get better. If you are passive and inactive, who will help you? Ultimately, everything depends on you. If circumstances do not spoil you, do not give up, but plan, plan and plan again. Do everything in your power, and luck will come to you - it comes to everyone, to everyone who wants it. This is the law of life. And also, do not delay for tomorrow what you can do today. God help you"
♦ “The past is already over, this thought must be accepted. There is only the present and also the future, which we are creating now. Therefore, the past must be understood, accepted and forgiven. Let go of your past from the present back to the past, that’s where it belongs.” Psychologist Andrei Kurpatov (Bestseller “Happy of my own free will”)
♦ “Just retire and list everything you have, what you believe, remember everyone you loved and love. And remember that above your head there is always a huge endless sky and the sun, however, sometimes it is hidden from us by clouds, but this is temporary, and it is still there, even if it is not visible now. Think about what you have, and then you will understand what you need." Psychologist Andrei Kurpatov (Bestseller “Happy of my own free will”)
♦ “Perhaps you demand from life that your desires be fulfilled? But these demands are also absurd, we can only rely on ourselves and do what depends on us, and the result is always a confluence of many circumstances, the demands here are meaningless. And finally ", the third area where your demands can lead to unnecessary problems: maybe you are very demanding of yourself? You need to rely on yourself, not demand" Psychologist Andrei Kurpatov (Bestseller “Happy of my own free will”)
♦ "Remember - fear loves those who look into the future, instead of relying on the present. Fear loves those who feed on dreams, instead of doing what he can do under the conditions that exist at the moment. So "Don't wait for the situation to change, then you will no longer be able to do what you can do now. If you constantly behave like this, then you will never, I emphasize, never really do anything!" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov
♦ "We are all human, and bad things happen to people. When something bad happens to you, it only proves that you are alive, because as long as you live, bad things will happen to you. Stop thinking that you are the chosen one, to whom nothing bad can happen. Such people do not exist, and even if they did exist, who would want to communicate with them? They would be so boring. What would you talk to them about? How wonderful everything is in their life? And Wouldn't you like to hit them?"
♦ “Learn to downplay rather than exaggerate your problems. For our psyche, which itself does not understand anything about this matter, it is better to hear that the problem is trivial than gigantic. And instead of thinking: “My life has no meaning,” think, that your problems are deprived of it. If we can so easily devalue our own lives, then why don’t we redirect our accusatory sting and devalue the problems that devalue our lives?.."
♦ “Not only does life affect you, but you also affect life. So consider that you were just dealt bad cards. It happens. Take the cards, shuffle them and deal them to yourself. It’s your responsibility. Don’t wait. Don’t whine. "Good things don't just happen. You have to make them happen. Think about how you can start living the life you've always wanted. If there aren't many bad things happening in your life, then there's not much happening at all." Larry Winget ("Stop whining, keep your head up!")
♦ “This is a variant of the famous formula that the doctor Emile Coue developed for his patients: “EVERY DAY, ALWAYS AND IN EVERYTHING, MY THINGS ARE GOING BETTER AND BETTER.” Repeat this phrase out loud fifty times in the morning and evening, and throughout the day - as much as you can. The more often you repeat it, the stronger its influence on you will be." Mark Fisher ("The Millionaire's Secret")
♦ “Never forget that life is an opportunity. This thesis may seem like a philosophical delight, but it really is. When one thing doesn’t work out for us, something else will definitely work out. As the song sang, “I’m unlucky in death, will be lucky in love." On all fronts without exception, life never loses. And wisdom consists in always being on the front on which the troops are going on the offensive. The ability to switch is a great and necessary skill for us. If somewhere or in "If you're chronically unlucky with something, do something else. You won't notice how life is getting better on the front you left!" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov (“5 saving steps from depression”)
♦ Don't forget about family. Parents are the only people who love you unconditionally, simply because you exist. Communicate with them more often - it will not only give you energy for life and work. When dear people leave this world, they will live on in your memories. Let there be more of these memories.
♦ Complaining about life is a waste of time. Build a conversation constructively, talk about something interesting. Your problems are not interesting to others, and receiving useful information during a conversation is much more valuable than meager words of sympathy.
♦ There is enough grief in the world; don't exaggerate it. If you can, BE KIND, and you can't, or are going through a hard time, then at least try not to be a complete jerk.
♦ Life is an unknown road, immeasurable length. Some travelers take a long time, while others take a short time. God only knows the length of the road, sending us on our worldly journey, and the person walking does not know the duration of his earthly life.
♦ Remember - everything passes and is constantly changing. What seems important now may turn out to be meaningless after a while. Stop focusing on problems, do something useful.
♦ “You can wait until things calm down. When the kids get older, work becomes calmer, the economy picks up, the weather gets better, your back stops hurting...
The fact is that people who are different from you and me never wait for the time to come. They know this will never happen.
Instead, they take risks and begin to act, even when they have no sleep, they have no money, they are hungry, their house is not cleaned, and it is snowing in the yard. Whenever this happens. Because the time comes every day." Seth Godin
♦ Eventually computers break, people die, relationships fail... The best thing we can do is take a deep breath and reboot.
♦ No matter how bad life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. As long as there is life, there is hope." Stephen Hawking (brilliant physicist)
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