Cool messages to your loved one at any time of the day are a reason to formulate your trembling feelings for your soulmate; you can choose words so that he can be convinced of how strong your love for him is, how dear he is to you. Cool phrases for your loved one, short poems will certainly help you with this. SMS will be able to tell your loved one that you miss him, how you are looking forward to him. Don’t be shy and send cool SMS messages - this step will not leave your loved one unattended. Cool sms, which are written with great love and originality, will definitely be an unexpected surprise for your loved one, they are full of originality and unique. You are provided with short, funny messages in prose and verse that will bring a lot of positive emotions and unforgettable impressions to your beloved men!
Funny erotic SMS to your beloved
I’ll kiss your ear and lick your neck with my tongue. I will caress your chest and lower my hand. Then your horse will rise, I will sit on top and we will gallop, through the valleys and over the hills for happiness and good luck!
I kiss you on your nose, on your cheek, on your ear, on your shoulder and belly, on your eye and on your leg... Oh, I drooled a little.
Cool SMS poems for your loved one
You are my beloved ray of light. Even sweeter than candy. Softer than velvet and plush. I really need you in my life!
Erotic funny SMS for your beloved man
I'll tie your hands, I'll tie your feet. But first, I’ll strip naked. And you won’t run away from me along the path today, today I’m driving the parade!
Cool SMS to your loved one
When people look at the stars and they are far from each other, at that moment they are TOGETHER! Let's meet today at 22.00 near the Big Dipper???
Funny SMS for your beloved guy
My beloved mouse, I love you so much. But please, don’t contradict me too much, otherwise I’ll crush my tail!
Funny good night texts for your loved one
Sleep well this night, don’t play pranks without me, don’t go to the right or to the left!
Funny love sms to your loved one
As a cat loves a mouse, as a fish loves a worm, so I love you!
Cool SMS to your loved one
One kiss is not enough for me, a hundred - my lips get tired. Well, how to find this golden mean? Come, let's look together!
Funny SMS to my beloved man I miss you
I miss you so much that I can’t even find words to describe. Come quickly, first I’ll start kissing you passionately, and then I’ll try to tell you how much I miss you.
What is love? It's just 6 letters! But which ones are the most dear to my heart. I give them to you forever, please take care of them and love me!
Funny SMS good night to your loved one
My beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!
Cool SMS to your loved one
My beloved, text message for you, I have been waiting for you for a long time. Your princess.
Cool SMS messages to your loved one
I don’t know who you are, and why are you with me?... But I know that I can’t live without you, you are my whole world!
Cool SMS for your beloved guy
I want to tell you 3 words: “I love you”!
Cool SMS congratulations to your loved one
Here is a matchbox, there are a lot of matches in it, and they will burn for a long time if you burn them carefully. So you take care of my love, I love you!
Love SMS for your beloved guy is funny
I'm waiting for you, I have no strength. Breakfast and lunch have already passed, and dinner crept up timidly, it’s already time for bed, and I haven’t eaten yet...
Funny SMS to my beloved husband
Love for you resurrects me, but sometimes you kill me. So what should I do: love you or forget you?
Funny SMS to my loved one I miss you
So I bought myself a new dress, and you’re not around. So I’ll put it on and go to the disco, stand in the middle of the hall and miss you...
Funny SMS good morning to your loved one
Did my text wake you up? It’s okay, stop sleeping, get up, my love.
Short, funny, humorous SMS to a man
- Don’t wait for SMS from me anymore... When I write to you, I want it! ... Sweet, but it makes me fat
- I'm drawn to you... Like a mosquito to my bare butt
- Sorry, darling, I’m late... I couldn’t find a broom for a long time
- Your favorite fox is now writing to you... who will torture your rabbit
- That's it, dear! You are under criminal charges! … You stole my heart
- I’m crying now and tears are flowing down my cheeks like a river... I got a very evil onion
- My joy, I am in captivity! ... Your charms
- Your bunny wants her favorite carrot as soon as possible!
- This SMS contains a virus that is sent only to loved ones!
- Do you know that the stars predict a lot of sex for you today? My advice is to watch out for your boss!
- Dear, congratulations! With the fact that now you have a soulmate)
- Today I want to give you my naked body for the whole night... Where are you, my new pajamas?
- Darling, do you want me to walk around the house naked now? But only in a mink coat)
- I really want to lick it now! ... Popsicle ice cream!
- Honey, I want to confess something to you - I just adore white, thick s... y! Of course, sour cream)
- Dear, I’ll be home in an hour... and if I’m not, then read this SMS again)
Short SMS to a man with humor
- My joy! Do you remember that all girls are like birds. If it gets stuck, you won't get away with it)
- Dear, have you noticed that someone is sneaking up behind you? This is my love!
- Darling, I'm making risotto with mushrooms. In addition to bread for lunch, buy anti-poisoning pills at the same time.
- My favorite! You were amazing this night, but I'm upset... you wrinkled my panties, and it took me so long to iron them!
- Now I'm waiting for a real man who will come and immediately put... a light bulb in the chandelier) Be more decisive!
- I admit that I said something stupid yesterday. But this is much better than dirty tricks or crap!)
I love you to bits! So don’t ask why the apartment is always such a mess)
- Expensive! If I can’t rely on you, then don’t count on me either... but rather on your own hands)
- My joy, have a conscience and leave my thoughts! Let me work a little!
- I congratulate you! You hit the jackpot - you made me fall in love with you)
- My dear! What gift would you like to receive for your birthday? Hint: new vacuum cleaner)
- I'm already tired of chasing you everywhere... Maybe you can buy me a car?
- Darling, help me out! Send me your phone number via SMS, otherwise I don’t remember.
- Sweeties! Sorry to interrupt you, but what should I do if my doll's hood won't open with my fingernail?
- Honey, I'm at a gas station right now and I'm holding a very indecent thing in my hands. Don't be jealous!)
Funny SMS to your loved one
- I confess to you that I really love diamonds... from your eyes)
- My passion for you is so strong that after 2 minutes it blocks your mobile device.
- Darling, I confess to you that I am a sniper! I shoot very accurately with my eyes)
- Dear, when you go home, buy a carton of milk on the way, otherwise ours has run away to a neighbor)
- I got sick and very seriously! The cardiogram goes off scale with love for you)
- Darling, I decided to give you... look at my children's album with photographs)
- I talked to your mom and she told me this... that as a child you caught bugs)
- Darling, I know how much you love fishing - throw your fishing rod into my net today!
- I love one person so much, and he is the only one in my life! This is me talking about myself)
- Dear, I tolerate and tolerate you, but someday I won’t be able to stand it! And I’ll start to be patient again)
- I know that you have a passionate lover! - It's me, your wife)
- I'm so tired today... will you undress me in the evening?)
- You told me yesterday that you found the woman of your dreams! But ideally this friend should have a mink coat)
- Do you want to see me naked? You have 10 minutes to help me get dressed when I come out of the bathroom)
- I guessed what you like about my name... breasts!)
- It’s already late evening outside and I’m looking forward to being close to you... my pillow!
- My dear! I think that now you want the same thing as me... go to dinner at a restaurant)
- Darling, you always turn me on so easily... Maybe you’ll try to start my car now?
- I have such vicious thoughts in my head, but don’t think anything bad... How do you like this idea?)
- With you, I feel like a capricious child, so it’s natural that you hear the word “I want!” so often.
- Note to one guy! Tonight I'm as free as size 62 intimate underwear)
SMS to your loved one with humor
- My joy! Smile first... I scratched the car)
- Darling, you have something that no one else has! … It's me!
- I dressed modestly, as you wanted, but for some reason everyone around me is looking at me)
- Keep in mind, who gets hard quickly, gets married early)
- I’ll give you one piece of advice - don’t cut your toenails just yet, the weather forecast is for a long period of ice)
- I decided to end our candy-bouquet relationship... and move to the second level)
- If you are very businesslike with me, problems will begin in the reproductive system)
- Oh, you relax me so nicely... It’s so cool when you have a shower!
- Your package has arrived! If you want to pick her up, she's in my bed)
- Spring will soon come, flowers will grow,
- But I don’t need anyone except YOU!
- Darling! Make me moan like I have a fever with the flu)
- My athlete! When will we set a record in bed?
- It's late, but I can't sleep without you... Come to me! I have beer and we'll get drunk together)
- I love licking your sweet end... my delicious lollipop)
- Oh, your touch was so pleasant and gentle to my body... Thank you, new washcloth!
- I hate you! How could you do this to me! ... Darling, my laptop froze(
- Dear, today I allow you to take off my skirt, tights, T-shirt and even panties... put all the laundry from the balcony then, please, in the closet)
I'll give anything for this feeling of a wall,
When a true man is always with me,
I will surround you with my love, my beloved,
And I will become the sun, the sky, the stars, the moon!
So that my beloved, unforgettable man,
I felt how I became fire in his destiny,
Which will not burn for a moment, but will only warm,
It will illuminate everything that it can for you alone!
I can't sleep at all right now,
May the whole world be embraced in a quiet night,
And the Moon triumphs over him...
Let ordinary people sleep.
Well, I... I can't sleep,
Love doesn't let me sleep.
And to whom, there is no need to guess,
I hope you will understand without words.
Because there's only one like him
Who could drive you crazy -
The best of all men,
Stealer of heart and sleep.
How bright the day was when we met.
When you smiled tenderly at me.
When the branches spread above us,
Like in a fairy-tale beautiful good dream.
You have already become closer than anyone.
You will console, calm and understand.
Thank you for everything, my beloved.
I know you will never leave.
Quietly the rain rustles on the windows
And, probably, he is waiting for someone.
He walks through the streets wet
Where is one alarming note.
You fight at midnight, unanswered,
But love will warm you, save you,
Guiding star of the dawn
It will take me to my gate.
Just hearing footsteps outside the door,
And rushing through the cold and darkness,
I will hug you, warm you,
And I won’t give it to anyone anymore.
Like the morning cool in summer,
In winter - to the house, to the hearth,
Like a juicy joyful delight,
I’m coming to you, my beloved.
I catch your words and glances,
Smile, laughter, lip movements.
And how much fiery joy
In the touch of strong hands!
The leaves are rustling, the birch is silent,
And the bird soars in the sky.
I don’t wipe away my tears of happiness.
And the heart beats joyfully.
You are so perfect
There's nothing else I can say
You started love in me
I want to hug you so quickly!
My dear, dear, beloved,
Hand in hand we will walk our path
You are so caring, gentle and so beautiful
We will find happiness together with you.
You are always by my side
And now I'm not alone.
You are with me body and soul,
And I am forever yours!
You will come with the sun
And you will leave with the moon.
Through the wind you will call me,
You will enjoy my love.
And then you will leave like a stream -
You will melt with the ice in the spring.
I will love you hot
When will you come back to my house again?
Who is so dear to me, you know...
Healer of all my worries.
You will always hug, caress,
My path among the roads.
I don't wish for any other happiness
The one I need is there now.
Even with your back you will recognize
All the warmth of your beloved eyes!
Definitely - we are drawn to each other
And everyone around notices it -
An alluring look and a smile will not deceive you
And the gentle touch of hands.
But what is it - fate plays with love,
Or does passion captivate young hearts?
Or maybe it was just my imagination
And this is flirting in different colors.
You are my brightest light!
And I will often repeat,
Even if there are gifts waiting for me,
I will only open you!
Your mysterious power
I'm even more attracted...
I'll be there, you hear, darling,
Like an astronomer with a telescope!
Many guys really value a good sense of humor in their girls, because otherwise who will laugh at their jokes? :) If you want to please your loved one by sending him a funny SMS, then this section will help you with this!
Here you will find comic, funny and funny sms for your beloved guy written in poetry and prose.
“Today I put...”
Today I counted 3000 kisses, 2000 dreams and 1000 sweet thoughts in your heart. And when you miss me, take them off your account.
"Just a moment alone..."
Just a moment alone, just when you smile at me, just feeling your gaze on me - there is no greater HAPPINESS on earth!!!
"We've done this so many times before..."
You and I have already done this so many times, and I wanted you many times, but the TRUTH,
I have never wanted you as much as I want you now... HUG!!!
"I want..."
I want you to be my teddy bear that I can take to bed with me every night.
“How many drops are there in the blue sea...”
How many drops are in the blue sea, how much dust is on the ground - I send you so many tender kisses!
"Attention!"
Attention - this letter was sent from another galaxy to the most beautiful and kind person. One has been found. Mission complete!
“It’s impossible to understand you”
It is impossible to understand you, it is impossible to forget you, it is very difficult to love you, because you are so abnormal...
“We haven’t known each other for very long.”
We haven’t known each other for that long, but I managed to get to know you, and I can’t exchange your lips, eyes and smile for anything!
“The doctor forbade me from SWEET!!!”
Don't look for me, don't call, don't send SMS, I don't want to talk to you, I don't want to see you, I don't want to hear you, because the doctor forbade me SWEET!!!
“I would give the sun...”
I would give you the sun - it is high, I would give you a heart - it is deep, I would give you happiness - you can’t get it, I give you an SMS, please don’t wash it!
“Do you want to be close to me?”
If you want to be with me, come, I will be glad!!!
“The noise stops and the lights go out”
The noise stops and the light goes out, the patterns on the glass sparkle. And I have no better joy than just thinking about you.
"Don't be naughty"
Don't be naughty and don't spoil. And you deserve a kiss!
“I want to offer you a trip”
I want to offer you a trip:
The direction is the stars, the driver is love, the transport is the heart, the passengers are you and me, the tickets are irrevocable.
So how?
"My air!"
I want you to know this - you are very important to me. I can’t live without you even for 30 seconds, when you’re missing, I’m just suffocating... I love you, my AIR!
"If you don't want..."
If you don't want to be with me, just say so. But there is no need to hide everything and live in a lie!
"You're fickle, I know it!"
You're fickle, I know! But now I realized that it is better to doubt that you love me than to be sure that you don’t.
"I asked God..."
I asked God for water, he gave me the sea.
I asked God for grass, he gave me a field.
I asked God for an angel, he gave me you.
"You are beautiful..."
You are beautiful, but there are many beautiful ones, but you are romantic, which is very rare!
“You are the best in this world!”
One two three four!
You are the best in this world!
Five, six, seven, eight!
Let's cast aside all doubts!
Nine ten!
I will declare that I only love you!
"Amur"
Cupid pierced me with an arrow, I feel very good with you!
"Love..."
Love is a bright creature, but loves a dark corner!
"We girls..."
We girls are like telephones. We love having people take us everywhere and talk to us, but if you press the wrong button you'll get disconnected!
“I flutter like a moth...”
I flutter like a moth
And I almost crashed
And all because of you, freak,
After all, I fell in love with you.
"What is happiness?"
What is happiness? This is when dreams come true, and bad weather passes by, and you know that there is you in the world.
“Forgive me...”
Forgive me for everything that happened, forgive me for not loving you. I just didn’t understand then - you loved me, but I didn’t know...
"Blue skies..."
Blue, blue, blue skies, why do your eyes close when you kiss?
“Are you going to fall in love right away?”
Will you immediately fall in love with me or should I explain it to you again?
“As much as possible, dad...”
From night singing
Patience has run out
As much as possible, dad,
We can't sleep from snoring!
Glasses cracked
The cricket behind the stove died,
Have pity on your mother
We ask sincerely!
“Take me quickly!”
Take me quickly
Take me over 100 seas,
You will get 10 years
I'm not 18!!
“I always want this!”
I'll tell you, I won't keep silent:
I always want this.
I want to be in the field, even on the road,
I want it either in the tundra or in a den.
I want it everywhere and wherever I have to.
Let the sun shine, let the rain pour.
I want when to go to bed
And in the morning, before getting up.
On the nightstand and on the sofa,
Squatting and upside down,
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Kostroma.
Both in the cold and in the summer heat.
I always want to... chat with you!!!
"My dear..."
My dear...
If you suddenly start to get bored, dial the number
+7......, and press the green button, a girl who misses you madly will answer you at the other end of the phone!
"Heartbeat"
_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_ is the beating of my heart when you are near.
--------------------- - and this is his beating in your absence.
“Well, you’re right!”
What, do you think that you are the best?
That you have no equal? That you are the meaning of my life?
Well, you’re right – I’m crazy about you!
"Cute..."
Honey, I really want to read something nice from you. Maybe you will still think of sending an SMS?
"If only you..."
If only you touched my heart with your lips, you would feel not only the taste of my body, but also the love and tenderness with which I treat you!
“But still beautiful!”
Your ears are locators, stuck to your muzzle, your teeth are like chess, wobbly in your mouth, although you are a little crooked, you are still beautiful!
"You are the only one for me"
You are alone for me, like a pancake in a plate, like a cracker in your hand, like your nose in flour, white like a toilet bowl, bald like Fantomas, green like a crocodile - you... conquered me!
"When I was little..."
When I was little, they told me that there is nothing sweeter in the world than honey, but now I know that your kisses are sweeter than honey...
"Couple"
Although we are both not gifts, we are a great couple together.
“I love you and miss you”
I love you and miss you
I don't notice the other guys.
I only need you, my love, -
I'll be happy with you!!!
“If I were destined in life...”
If I were destined to fall in love twice in my life, then the first time I would love you. If it turned out to be a mistake, then the second time I would love my mistake.
“They tore off the bear’s paw...”
They tore off the bear's paw so that he wouldn't paw the girls, because the bear is very sexually interested.
"Dream about me today"
Dream about me today, please - I miss you so much. But just dream not out of pity, but as if by accident...
"I think of you..."
I think about you 61 seconds a minute, 25 hours a day, I'm already lost in time!
"I feel bad without you!"
I’m sitting near the sea, there’s water around me, I’m writing four words: I feel bad without YOU!
“I’ll make friends with the tanker...”
Do you sleep soundly in the morning,
Ears can't hear the scream
I'll make friends with the tanker,
I'll wake you up with a cannon!
"Darling..."
Beloved, there weren’t, there aren’t and there shouldn’t be people like you!
"Soaring high from love"
Soaring high out of love, I’m not afraid to crash, I’m afraid to lose sight of you... And having lost you, I’ll forget myself...
"My dear, dear boy"
My dear, dear boy, I have been wanting to say this for so long that my love cannot be described in any huge book.
"There are two infinite things in the world"
There are two infinite things in the world: the universe and my love for you....
Although... I'm not sure about the universe...
"If you can guess"
If you can guess
If you can understand
Then love will come at once,
Well, come on, I'm waiting, infection.
"Cute!"
Cute! You awakened a volcano of passion in me, a flower of love has sprouted in it, when you eat it, be careful not to choke.
“My thoughts are in complete confusion”
My thoughts are in complete confusion, and I can’t come to my senses, my head has been spinning since I met you!
"My love for you is like home"
My love for you is like a house, without windows, without doors. But without you everything is upside down in it, move into it quickly!
You're already driving me crazy
And not towards London or Paris,
And to a remote village on the edge of Moscow Region,
Where there is no capital dust and GMOs!
So please look for me there
If you make hay, then maybe I’ll give you some))
If you don’t want to strain yourself, look for chickens in Moscow,
Show yourself in seduction skills!
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What a blessing that there is the Internet!
It's almost like a min*t for a man))
Now I can stress you out online,
How else could they invent something like this?)
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I’m sitting and eating a mouthful of jam with a spoon,
I really wanted to see you for a moment!
To charge your forehead with dining utensils,
Don't you dare, you asshole, spoil my brains any more!
❀❀❀
I learned the secret so that my butt doesn’t get fat,
You need to warm up your body with sex more often!
She lay down and spread her legs wider,
So that three or even four times a night!
So, this is a note for you, dear,
You will satisfy your baby!))
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You can be so beautiful, you can even climb the wall!
Apparently it's time to look for a replacement for you.
Your terrible face will be beige,
I wish I could lock you and the evil tiger in the playpen!))
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For me, you are the embodiment of dreams and happiness!
With you by my side, I don’t mind any bad weather!
You managed to bewitch me to you
So much so that I can’t live without you!)
❀❀❀
You are the constant hero of my night dreams
And I enjoy the captivity of your love shackles!
I just have to learn how to cook borscht,
So that we don’t die of hunger, how will we live together))
❀❀❀
Thanks to you I became a football fan
And I no longer suffer from insomnia,
Don't think, I don't need a white horse,
In return, you take him to a restaurant for dinner))
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With a wonderful friend like you
Even fishing will be super leisure time!
I'm flying to you on a date like a bird,
Like going to the most feminine doctor))
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Even if I am not your legal wife,
But know that I am head over heels in love!
While you're at work, I'm in our nest
I'll cook something in a frying pan))
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Even though I can be a little mischievous sometimes,
But I think that grievances pass without a trace)
I'm happy that I'm on the same path with you
So, if something is wrong, then forgive me)
