Children's holiday      07/27/2023

Statuses about studying. Statuses about studying Status about the academic year


Sad statuses about school - farewell to school is a sad moment for many

Whenever the holidays come, we are always happy and don’t want to go back to school after the holidays. When the last bell rings, we smile and rejoice at it. And when we get to adulthood, we cry and miss school, because those times cannot be returned.

So sad... It seems like I just recently started first grade... And now graduation is very close...

The last bell has rung... only now it doesn’t remind you of another boring lesson, but calls you into adulthood.

The last call is a very sad sound when you realize that it is definitely the last one.

My teacher, wait a little, I want to be a child again. And... cancel the last call, I want to learn everything again. I never thought that I would miss school so much.

The schoolyard and the laughter of girlfriends The purest, most sonorous And they run through the warm puddles Barefoot girls And they are already rocking others Our school swing School, school, I miss How quickly we grew up....

Sometimes you really want to return to these native walls, run through these corridors, go into the classroom and look into the eyes of the teacher to say thank you... I miss school...

Don’t be sad that you won’t return to school, Youth is a wonderful time, I can only wish you happiness, peace and goodness.

One more month and goodbye school. Somehow 11 years have flown by unnoticed and now for the first time I want to stay in school, at least for another year.

School is over, I may never see you again, it’s so hard for me to realize this......

There is very little left... May 25th is coming soon... Everyone is so smart, beautiful, grown up... A little more and we will part forever... Sad

Goodbye school - goodbye childhood... I can’t believe that these years have flown by...

So, last week of school... I feel bad, I don't want to leave!

The bell rings for the last time for us. This is the last time we enter this class. Let the tears roll from your eyes. For the last time, for the last time...

Call for teacher. Stand up, all those who have just spoken. Tell everyone, we'll laugh too. Leave and come back normally. School, I miss you.

Graduation ribbons...white bows...white socks and aprons... It seems so fun... Graduation... Last night... Sad dawn together... and then we separate and will not be together again...

Tomorrow is the last First Call... and already somehow sadly realizing that he will no longer be in your life.

Goodbye to school, I drink to you... the years have flown by in a minute, there was the first bell, and now graduation! Now, I can’t hold back my treacherous tears... thank you for the fact that everything was serious!

Goodbye school, the last bell has rung. And the trees are closed for you

Sad statuses about school - Last call, simple tears. We give roses to teachers. And yet, school, we will love you...

I will really miss school! According to notes, even regarding conflicts with teachers. The neighbor at the desk who put up with me, the “booth” where almost the entire school ran to smoke

Graduation is coming soon... only now I realized how good it really is at school... appreciate this time.

A school is not an army - it won’t work :(

Modern parents. Mother to father: - And don’t forget to check how Seryozha downloaded the essay!

No matter what the school teaches, the heart believes in miracles!

On the door of our school someone wrote: “Abandon hope, all who enter here” =))

Sometimes you tell yourself: you need to come to your senses! And then you sit, think and realize that there is nothing to take on...

My homework? 404 Not Found

The end of May. We rent out textbooks. I found out what they look like. =D

Algebra should be renamed “Feel Like an Idiot,” chemistry “Recognize Your Worthiness,” and physics “Disgrace Yourself, Baby.”

Statuses of the year about the school

The less you know, the more fool you are

Sentence: 11 years of school regime with confiscation of toys.

Knowing the laws is not about remembering their words, but about understanding them.

The atmosphere at the cemetery is even more comfortable than at school.

By writing school toilets with formulas, the math student improved her performance =D

Excellent statuses of the year about school

Knowledge cannot be taken away from me... What is not there is not there...

I'm prepared for the exam: I printed out the materials, wrote bombs, have spurs... and learned it just in case :)

A new Ohm's law has been created: screw school, stay at home...

Your son craps himself in a lesson in courage!

Parents to children. 4th grade: Have you done your homework? 9th grade: Have you packed your briefcase? 11th grade: Are you going to school?

Name the largest rivers in Russia? - said the teacher. - Ob, Yenisei, Lena, Volga, Amur, LOVE... - STOP! Is LOVE a river??? - Yes! After all, AMUR is a river.

The teacher, thinking one-sidedly, not losing heart from melancholy, told us at the end of the lesson: “I’m done, wipe it off the board!” =)

Story. Ancient Rus'. Teacher: - Kremlins were built, where the party... oh, princes and warriors met))

At school: - Give me a pencil, please. - I do not have! - Well, then I'll get mine.

From the essay “How I Spent the Summer”: How I spent the summer is no one’s business. This is my personal business, since summer is my personal time, I am not obliged to account for it in the essay. We must respect human rights! And if you give me a bad mark for this essay, then you and I, Lyudmila Petrovna, will see each other in the European Court. You will be summoned there, but I will already be there on other matters. But for what reasons - this is my personal business and does not concern anyone! "

ask statuses of the year about school

Learning is light, and ignorance is career growth to a janitor.

On the test next to your deskmate, the option is always easier! Control law!

You have 2 months to live, AND THEN I WILL COME FOR YOU P.S. School.

People who understand physics, admit that you are not from our planet)))))

And the chandelier in the teachers' lounge will collapse...

In the first grade I thought: “It would be cool if my mother worked as a teacher at school!” And now in the 11th: “God forbid this happens!”

Think about the student! Think about him! Suddenly decide on my own DD

Skipping school is like going to school, but bypassing it :)

A scary fairy tale for graduates: "Baba Unified State Examination".

Note in the diary: “I hugged the battery in class”... But it was just cold in the class DD

School is coming, a clash is inevitable!!!

"Give me back my paper!!!" - our teacher shouted at the printer today because it started chewing paper...

Today I bought a grenade - the end of my native dean's office!

God, deliver me from teachers, from all kinds of homework, from all tests, from grades and worries!

So, are you getting ready for graduation? - I’ve been preparing for 11 years. Now I'm just waiting.

Take all the textbooks? FOR WHAT? I HAVE A DESK NEIGHBOR!

At the moment my brain is working to cram in the unshoveable

Remember: everything you say during the exam can be used against you!

I didn’t graduate from the Academy, but I will give you knowledge!!!

When entering school, children undergo an “interview” with the school psychologist to determine the child’s level of psychological preparation. Question: What do milk and a hedgehog have in common? The mother of the future first-grader was shocked by the correct answer. The hedgehog CURLDS and the milk, when it turns sour, CURLDS. They wouldn't have taken me to school with mine =)))

Unpaid statuses of the year about school

Pedal before they give you a test :)

What were your grades in school? - Uh... In general, I finished it =)

Last week of school. Goodbye 11 years of arrest - hello life!

At school they assigned an essay on a free topic. The guy wrote about laziness. The first page is empty, the second too... On the third it is written: “This is what laziness is.” D

At school, during the first two lessons you want to sleep, during the third you want to eat, and during the rest you just want to die.

I hate teachers who are always complaining to their parents and not just complaining, but lying 100,500 times, and even turning everything upside down, oh the creatures!

Why does the line in the canteen grow not behind, but in front?!!!

A road sign, it says: "School. Drive quietly. Don't hit a child." At the bottom, in a child's handwriting, is written: "Wait for the teacher."

Parallel lines intersect if they are drawn crookedly

You dream that you are late for school. You almost cry... But in real life: “I don’t care!”

You need to know English! Even very stupid Englishmen know him quite well.

It seems like it’s October... But I don’t want to study!..

The best time to sleep is a chemistry test!

The session is the time when the epiphany comes that “after all, it was possible to study normally throughout the whole year”!

Sarcastic statuses of the year about school

I gave my pen to my desk neighbor, now I’m sitting here watching him so that he doesn’t chew!!!

The beginning of the school year - everyone is beautiful, everyone has everything, everyone is doing their homework... The end of the school year - one chewed pencil, a piece of ruler and everyone is doing their homework together during recess!

FAT CLASSMATE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU: Pros: You can't be seen behind him. Minus: You can't see behind him.

We learn the best lessons when we make mistakes, the mistake of the past is the wisdom of the future.

And you know, Petrova, in the essay “How I Spent the Summer” it is not at all necessary to draw poses!

The teacher recently threatened: If you come again without homework, I’ll stake you (I mean I’ll stake you)!!!

Good teachers create good students.

Results of the school year: my father’s belt with buckle was recognized as the best teacher.

In Russia, optimists now study English, pessimists study Chinese, and realists study a Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Regular class in 2005 - 15 boys, 13. Regular class in 2013 - 3 photographers, 6 rappers, 4 DJs, 12 go-go dancers)

According to established tradition, at the beginning of the school year, schoolchildren have everything they need to study, and by the end of the year, all that remains is a chewed pen and a piece of paper snatched from a neighbor.

Cheerful student life: from session to session and there is no rest for the liver. But there is still a whole summer ahead. Hang in there, buddy!

Best status:
At the end of school on September 1st, parents approach a concerned first-grader and, when asked “What are you thinking about?”, they answer: “The name is p*****, but we didn’t even know…”

New school year, what does it bring with it? Excellent students - A's, hooligans - D's, debts, spoiled sheets. Pens, briefcases, flowers. Primer, quarter in harsh December. My school is September 1st!

I only like September 1st, because everyone comes tanned, beautiful, communicates, shares new impressions, but the next day comes and everything gets annoying because you have to study.

All the first-graders are dressed up and serious. Only one is dragged by the scruff of the neck by his parents, and he yells: “For what? Why am I eleven years old?!”

After the start of the school year, this school, stupid classmates, teachers infuriate you, and at graduation, tears flow like a river and you think that you will never get time back.

Why should a student lose hope before the professor loses his cool?

Today is the day of knowledge... And for me it’s August 32nd. I'm lying in bed and sick. And I really want to go to school!

It's always like this! Every first of September you say to yourself: Well, that’s it, this year I’ll study anyway!

Nobody ever knows how the Day of Knowledge will end.

Schoolchildren and students know what could be scarier than Freddy Krueger - this is the night from August 31 to September 1!

Mom, today at our school a girl ran into the men's restroom. - I hope you drove her away? - Yeah, they drove me away, some guys even a couple of times

My birthday is September 1st... so that means I was a “New Year’s gift” from one of my parents...

The closer summer gets to September, the less energy there is to wake up...

With the beginning of the torment!

The days are counting before the exams, the stipend after the exams, and the students in the spring.

I don’t understand the schoolchildren, everyone seems to be waiting for September 1st with horror, wishing that it wouldn’t start for a longer time, but in the end everyone goes to celebrate it with joy...

An 11th grade student writes on his blog on September 1: “Damn, another 9 whole months of torment!” in response from a friend - “Are you pregnant”))

Hurry up September 1st - what do you care, you’re not studying anymore - well, at least it won’t be so offensive to work

How many schools, so many scientific opinions!

First of September? No, I didn't hear it.

Conscience is wealth! And students are poor people...

I want to come to school on September 1, show off my new clothes, look at others and go back home

September 1 – friends – classmates whom you haven’t seen all summer, teachers, school life – it’s wonderful!

By September, by September I give flowers to my friends. One bouquet, two bouquets. There are gifts, flower beds - no!

If summer continues at this rate, I won't live to see the first of September.

Pray, teacher, for the day will come when your kingdom will perish, and you will be rewarded for our torment... Gospel from the Student, verse five.

Bouquets of flowers, white bows, balloons, ruler, congratulations, school bell - holiday on September 1st - and I like it!

My birthday is September 1st... so that means I was a “New Year’s gift” from one of my parents...)

If the summer continues at the same pace, I won’t live to see the first of September.

Everyone knows this feeling very well: Hurray – June 1st. It's already July 1st. Fuck – August 1st. Piz.ets – September 1.

school has started - the hellish collider is launched

The current school certificate only certifies that its holder has the ability to withstand so many years of schooling.

Today is the day of knowledge... And for me it’s August 32nd. I’m lying in bed and sick (And I really want to go to school!

On September 1st, the only good thing is that I have already graduated from school, but otherwise even nature is in mourning - it’s raining in our city...

Schoolchildren and students know that life can be scarier than Freddy Krueger - this is the night from August 31 to September 1!

Damn, when they brought me to first grade on September 1... no one warned me how long this would all drag on...

The first of September smells of paint and new notebooks.

After September 1, my brain began to boil, after the New Year my head hurt, and only after Valentine’s Day did my heart hurt...

Did you know that on August 31st it is impossible to sign up for a manicure at any beauty salon. All the time before September 1st... reserved by schoolgirls!

I'm so interested in how you will react when you see me on *the first of September*)

Newton's 5th law: Beer drunk in the morning comes to an end by lunchtime.

The first of September, the first lesson, the first 10 minutes passed... And then I told the whole class: “IS SUMMER SOON?”

On September 1, the children went to school... no one could turn up.

From the first of September we will again hate Mondays and love Friday...

1 September is the day of knowledge! And this year, on the first of September, I just want to know if you love me...

Pupils go to school, and students go to technical schools and institutes, and the end of the warm season also means the beginning of the school year.

Sad as well as funny statuses about the last day of summer, which can be posted on social networks, will help you express your emotions.

We offer a selection of such statuses in finished form so that you can choose the one you like.

Statuses about the end of summer

The unexpectedly warm season and the dacha ended - they put away the shovels and went to school to get to work.

Last day of summer. Go to the sea, get a tattoo, go to a concert, finish reading a book... And how can you do it all in one day? Panic!

Summer has passed, but the sun has not burned.

Summer is like champagne: you seem to have taken a lot, but then it’s all gone.

Summer has come and gone. The leaves were sad, the sky was sick. The girls put on tights. It's a shame.

I think it was the fastest summer of my life.

Weekends, vacations, summer and life go by very quickly. Moreover, life is faster than anything else.

Hey, summer, how about we start over, mmm?

Some vacation in the summer, others - where it is SUMMER.

Last summer evening. Warm rain rhythmically beating on umbrellas and roofs. I know it’s summer, you’ll leave now, leaving only the taste of ripe cherries.

The summer ended without fulfilling any of its promises.

Summer is approaching and I would like to thank all domestic mosquitoes for the fact that I have never been bitten on the face.

You sit on the Internet, don’t bother anyone, and then summer ends for you.

And summer is over. And September caught up with the cold. Now it is very difficult to believe in any miracle.

Your summer is ending, will you extend it?

On the last day of August, it seems that all life is coming to an end...

- What did that fly by?
- Yes, it’s summer... it flies here every year at this time...

A happy and carefree summer is calming and pleasing. The end of the world comes on the first of September. A veil of darkness and routine envelops the autumn world.

There is nothing sadder on the planet than the thought of the end of summer.

If after the holidays a girl is told that she has matured a lot, then this can be translated as - yes, your breasts have grown significantly!

Another Summer has flown by, but for some it lasts somewhere...

Now it seems to me that summer flew by like one day, but in summer it seemed to me that it would never end.

To be honest, it’s sad to say goodbye to summer. Whatever it may be. Cheerful or sad, you understand that you can’t bring him back.

I can’t even decide what’s scarier for me – the end of the world or the end of summer.

In 9 months we will have a new summer.

There is no escape from the memories, this summer is forever in my heart.

It's a shame we can't start summer all over again. Everything would be different.

So the summer has passed, August flew by like a comet... Without love everything was fine, but without love there is no summer.

Summer ends the day you put on your socks...

Summer has flown by - I didn’t get pregnant!

Summer is over, which means now it will only be: I want to sleep, I’m cold and let’s get drunk on Saturday.

The last month of summer is August,
It's time to harvest from the dachas,
And start preparing containers for the mushrooms.
But it’s sad to say goodbye to summer.

And you cry, but summer has passed!

The end of summer is worse than the apocalypse. There is no scarier month of the year than September.

Summer is over, the dacha is over, the shovels are out of hand and the vodka is hamstered!)))

Today you live in the beginning of June, and tomorrow it’s already the end of August. Summer always flies by faster than other seasons.

Let's have your September already, this summer everything is clear to me!

Summer has flown by, everything is left behind. But we know: the best, of course, is yet to come!

How did you spend your summer? - With a glance.

We all just need a fourth month of summer.

The summer was warm this year, but I was working that day.

A successful summer is when all the photos in hidden folders are hidden far, far away.

Have you noticed something flashing before your eyes?! This summer, this August is running away.

If winter jokes until April, then I want summer to take revenge until December!

It’s warm outside - Indian summer, but in my heart it’s still autumn.

August August! Summer will come to an end soon, it’s sad. So Indian summer will come - it's fun! Let's bask in the sun again and say goodbye to the summer days.

Our summer of life cannot be returned. Childhood, youth and maturity will rush into eternity.

The last day of summer - we walk until dawn!

From the Dictionary of Modern Language: Chronicler - summer is over. At all.

Well, to hell with it, with this summer!... We will rock it in the fall!)))

And all that will remain from this summer is a souvenir brought from the sea, a framed photo and memories...Probably the sweetest memories...

Blue waves, horizon... White sand and barefoot... We will remember this summer. Maybe then I’ll have a dream – sunsets, cocktails. The two of us... Summer, stop! But the tickets are at different ends...

End of summer. Sadness. Sadness. School. Things you haven't had time to do yet. And love... to which you did not have time to say the most important words.

And only in the last days of August do you realize that it was great in June too...

It’s time for schools to think about renaming essays from “how I spent my summer” to “how I fucked up my summer”!

In the summer I didn’t know what to take off, and now I don’t know what to wear.

Summer is designed in such a way that you wait for it all year, and then it comes and nothing happens... And then summer ends. You take a piece of something warm and expensive from him, and place it between the pages of your favorite book. For memory...

I'll add salt to the puddle, there will be a small sea)

Neither coffee, nor a jacket, nor a blanket keeps you warm... Summer is ending... What, hello Autumn?!

You can’t just accept the end of summer.

Summer is not over... It is always with us... In photographs and in the soul)))

Soon we will wake up, and summer will no longer be there.

Summer has flown by... everything is left behind, hurry up your autumn, ready to meet...

Pictures Happy last day of summer