Two guys dressed as two girls - a city girl and a village girl - appear on the stage to cheerful army music.
Country Girl: Well, that's all. Goodbye civil life! Now for two years my home is a barracks.
City girl: What did I do to avoid the army? And she pretended to be a pacifist, and she turned to the society of soldiers’ fathers, and she made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.
Country girl: Why run from the army? So I myself, I went voluntarily.
City girl: What a fool will go into the army herself now. There's chaos there right now! Babovshchina!
Country girl: What, what? What other “shchina”?
City girl: Why haven’t you heard anything about womanism? Well, never mind, you'll find out soon enough.
Village girl: And my mother told me this: “Lucy, if you want to become a real woman, go and don’t be afraid of anything!”
City girl: Yes, of course! Wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stay on the nightstand! And run AWOL for deodorants!
Village girl: I also heard that in the army you need to give honor.
City girl: Well, no! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, maybe the general.
Village girl: And there you have to put on a gas mask in five seconds.
City girl: What is this? I spent three hours doing my hair, doing it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask?!
Village girl: It’s okay, they’ll cut your hair like Kotovsky, you’ll have your hair done in five seconds!
City girl: One thing is good, soon a new uniform will be introduced: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a neckline
Village girl: You shouldn't be happy. The ensign will drink it all away anyway.
City girl: How do you know everything?!
Village girl: Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - wow! Shoulders - in! On the back there is a tattoo - DMB-98!
City girl: We met for probably a week
Village girl: Yes, we had a nice walk at my send-off. I gave my girlfriends a bucket of moonshine, so the three of us drank it all
City girl: We invited the boys. Only they turned out to be weak. Everyone was drinking champagne. They drink two glasses and go: “Oh, I’m so drunk, hold me!”
Village girl: And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you? Yes, I won’t even look at other girls!
City Girl: Everyone says so. And a month will pass, and you won’t get a letter from them!
Village girl: It's okay to cry, let's go and punch the ensign in the face!
City girl: Exactly! In his face! In the face!
Victory Day celebrations are held annually in all schools in the city. Students draw their own scenery, find costumes and prepare songs. A school skit on a military theme will develop a patriotic spirit in boys and girls and allow them to show their acting talent. The event is designed to be held in an assembly hall with modern equipment.
Sketch “What do you know about war?”
Three students from different grades line up in a row: third, seventh and eleventh. The purpose of this miniature skit on a military theme is to show how similar and different ideas about war are among children of different ages.
Third grader: War is when soldiers go to the front - many - tens, hundreds, thousands. They are fighting for the freedom of my brothers and sisters. Mothers sew warm clothes for the soldiers, older girls prepare food, boys prepare shells and machine guns. This is all then sent to the front. War is always bad, but our country always wins!
Seventh grader: War is when the forces of the entire Soviet state are concentrated on the battlefield, when all people become brothers and sisters and strive for a common goal - to defeat a common enemy.
Eleventh grader: War is a thoughtless, treacherous event orchestrated by rich, powerful people for their own benefit. Such was the government of Nazi Germany, which through the enslavement of the USSR wanted to enslave the whole world.
(This skit on a military theme is accompanied by illustrations of battles on
An eternal flame made of paper is a necessary attribute of the event
It cannot do without the main element, which is a symbol of the memory of deceased soldiers. is located in the squares of most Russian cities, and at events of this kind its presence is simply necessary. Children can easily make this attribute on their own, and it will be safe. To make an eternal flame you will need the following tools and materials:
- Star template.
- Foil cardboard.
- Red paper napkins.
- Scissors, glue.
You need to trace the star template and cut it out. Glue golden foil cardboard on top or then bend it along the lines and give it a voluminous, stable shape. In the center of the star you need to make a small hole and thread an eternal flame made from red napkins into it. Secure the resulting structure with a toothpick.
Sentimental production “Farewell to Mother”
A slide with a slowly burning candle turns on. Two women take the stage: a daughter and a mother. and the names may be changed, but the idea remains the same.
Do you remember, mother, when the alarm was announced to us - the famous voice of Levitan did not want to share the joy with us, citizens of the Soviet Union; did not announce the start of graduation ceremonies at school... Then, on June 22, we all learned from him about the worst thing we could expect - the start of the war. I love you, mother, more than anyone in the world: you are the only one left for me, my dear, my little blood. But know that I cannot forgive daddy’s death, and with all my feminine hatred I will go against the enemy, and nothing will stop me! (raises his hand proudly).
Are you the only one, daughter, who can stop our fierce enemy? Will you be able to find the one because of whom you and I were left alone in the whole world, my little blood? Don’t leave your dear mother, stay with us in the village! (hurries to hug her daughter, wiping away the tears).
Yes, if everyone thought like you, mother, there would be no one on the battlefield, the Germans would exterminate every single one! But I will go, mother, at all costs I will go and join my fighting friends! (bows at his mother’s feet, crosses himself, kisses his mother and silently leaves).
So Nina Timofeevna Gnilitskaya, a hero of the Soviet Union, went into battle, saying goodbye to her mother forever.
(The burning candle on the slide goes out. The skit on a military theme ends with a minute of silence. An enlarged image of Nina Timofeevna Gnilitskaya appears).
KVN on a military theme
Several people take turns taking the stage with short remarks. Mini-KVN will allow teachers and parents present in the assembly hall to relax; this is a much better solution than staging a skit on a military theme. Funny stories are based on both fiction and facts from the lives of soldiers.
1. - Why don’t girls stay in the army for a long time?
Because the old-timer is called “grandfather,” and the fair sex would never want to be called that.
2. A soldier who ate an entire can of stew under the blanket alone during lights out can commit any crime.
With your diagnosis, comrade, it will be especially convenient for you to shoot from around the corner!
4. - Why did you join the army? Didn't get into university? Do you want to defend your homeland from enemies? Or the hunt to find real comrades?
No no no! Nobody asked my consent!
5. -Three thousand and thirty, break down!
Comrade Major, my last name is Zozo!
A short skit on a military theme “The Irreplaceable Fighter”
In the army, the best character traits of a man are laid - endurance, honesty and unquestioning fulfillment of one's duty. This skit on a military theme will demonstrate the situation that can arise with a soldier on guard duty. The task is not to leave your place under any circumstances.
The general approaches the guard and asks:
What time is it, soldier?
Half past two, Comrade General!
And your colleagues have been sleeping for a long time, soldier! Don't you really want to?
No way, Comrade General!
Go and rest, I’m still waiting for the company commander, I’ll stand guard - no one will get into the warehouse.
I have no right to violate the order given by my comrade major, comrade general!
Leave it alone! Disobedience is punishable by your demobilization!
The major approaches and inquires about the situation that occurred on guard duty, to which the general replies:
An irreplaceable fighter! Under no circumstances did he retreat from guard duty! By my order, I grant you three days off!
Mini-scene on a military theme “Cunning Shooter”
The production takes place among natural scenery. Military exercises are taking place in the field. The general approaches the target, the center of which is riddled with several bullets, and asks the captain:
Fyodor Ilyich, tell me whose target this is?
Corporal Sokolov, comrade general!
Good shooter. On my behalf, I order him to be transferred from the infantry to the sniper platoon!
Comrade General, Sokolov will not suit you!
Leave your objections aside! Why won't it work?
So he shoots first, and then draws a target...
Conclusion of the event
After viewing all the performances presented by the children, the administration has the right to note which skit on a military theme was the best and reward its participants. The school choir comes out and performs patriotic songs, and children with musical education play along with the soundtrack on musical instruments. Next, war veterans - the students’ great-grandmothers and great-grandfathers - are invited to the stage and are presented with bouquets of flowers and memorable gifts.
And so, let's think about how to make February 23 not just a holiday, but a fun and funny holiday. While you were thinking, we came up with our own ideas, which we posted on this page. Watch them and amaze men with your originality.Modern scenes for February 23rd for a corporate party from women. Funny, new for men!
Well, not much time is left for the fair half of humanity to prepare for February 23rd. But men expect a holiday and a good mood from their colleagues and girlfriends. And here the girls really can’t lose face in the dirt. And if so, then here are new sketches for February 23rd for a corporate party from women to make it fun. Funny and amusing scenes will help you congratulate your male colleagues on Defender of the Fatherland Day and make this evening unique and unlike anything else.
The first scene is a musical congratulation.
What's a holiday without a song?! And on the occasion of February 23, we need to perform beautiful, funny, but military and festive songs.
For this scene, the girls must learn some kind of dance, for example, change the usual soldier’s march to something bright and danceable. After all, the song is such that you want to march. The song itself is a reworked song based on the tune - a soldier has a day off. Our version of the song says that today is a holiday for men and girls dress up in honor of the holiday. So you can turn the march into how girls put on makeup and dress beautifully.
Here are the lyrics of the remade song:
The second scene is congratulations from famous women.
What man doesn’t dream of being approached by some famous woman? In this scene, all the secret desires of your men will come true.
To make this scene bright and funny, you need to rehearse and find outfits for the characters. And the images here are as follows: Venus, Vasilisa Krassa, Scheherazade, Isolde and Pamela Anderson. These are the girls who decided to congratulate the men in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day. You girls will have to find outfits for their images and select candidates who will cope with the role. And then everything is simple - after the host’s words, the girls take turns coming out and giving their speech. The men admire and fall to the floor in amazement.
Text for the scene:
Scene three - girls discuss gifts for men.
In this scene, three girls sit and discuss what to give men on February 23rd. During the discussion, they come to the point that the best gift for them would be love! Do you agree with this?
Watch the video skit, memorize it and do the same performance for your men:
Scene four - girls are drafted into the army
This is a fictional scene, because in our country girls are not drafted into the army. But in honor of February 23, we will show men how real girls are chosen to serve in the army!
Military registration and enlistment office. There is a table. A nurse sits nearby. On the other side of the nurse are girls who are being drafted into the army. The doctor runs in and says to the nurse:
- Lyuba, what happened?! Why was I called to work so urgently?
Lyuba:
- urgently, because a new draft has been announced. And they called me - it was Monday, it was still a working day.
Doctor:
- ah, because of this or what? So this is nonsense. Now we will quickly send everyone to the army. (addresses conscripts) Do you want to join the army? You are all healthy!
The conscripts shout indignantly:
- no, we don’t want to, we are unfit, we are sick.
Doctor:
- who is unfit there? Come on, give me your medical history here.
The doctor takes a medical history from one conscript, lifts it up and looks at it. Speaks:
- I can not see anything.
Then he puts the story aside, and a thousand rubles remain in his hand, which he also holds up to the light and says:
- ah, now I see, I see that you are all glowing with happiness, since you are not fit for the army. This is confirmed by three zeros.
The conscript leaves the stage with joyful cries.
Doctor:
- so, who else is there with us? Ah, it’s you, my soul! Come here. Look (shows a photograph), what do you see there?
Conscript:
- I see love and two people in love.
Doctor:
- look, what an imagination. And I see my son, my boy, who shows promise and enters a higher educational institution! And here you are, who interferes with his life. That's it, it's decided - you are fit to serve on a submarine!
Conscript:
- maybe in a submarine after all. And not on her?!
Doctor:
Everyone will serve in a submarine, and you on a submarine1 will know. How to ruin a child's life.
Doctor addressing nurse:
- Or maybe all of them to the navy, for three years?
Conscripts in chorus:
- no, we can’t, we all have love!
Doctor:
Everyone has? Is everyone in love? Then you don’t need to come to me, you should go to a venereologist first. Check your love...
The conscripts leave the stage. Doctor:
- dear men, remember that serving is not just a year, two or three being away from home. This is a year, two or three years to protect us, girls who are waiting for you and believe in love! Happy holiday to you!
The following scene can be used with equal success both as part of a school event and for a corporate party.
Sketch for February 23 “How to get out of the army”
There is a table on the stage with a sign on it
[Agency "Skip away from the army"]
Leading: In the modern world, more and more conscripts are trying to find a way to avoid military service. For every conscript who contacts us, we will find a decent way to get out of the army.
Method No. 1
At the military registration and enlistment office, conscripts are sitting at the ophthalmologist's office. The first conscript enters the office.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And the second?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: Do you see the next one even lower?
Conscript: No!
Doctor: So you’ll become a sniper! Next come in!
The second conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line, young man?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And lower?
Conscript: No, I don’t see it!
Doctor: So you are going to serve in the Marine Navy. Next one, come in!
The third conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: No, doctor, I don’t see it!
Doctor: How cunning. You will go to serve in intelligence!
Leading: Yes, not a very good example. Well, then we offer another, more reliable way to avoid service.
Method No. 2
Two conscripts are sitting at the door of the medical commission. One is calm, the other is praying. The first one asks:
-Why are you praying like that?
“I don’t want to go into the army, I’m afraid.”
- And I know how to help you!
“Let me knock out your front teeth now, and then no one will take you into the army!”
— (uncertain) Well, if it definitely helps... go ahead.
(The first conscript swings and imitates a blow to the face. The second covers his face with his hands and goes to the doctor. During this time, he must cover his front teeth with a piece of black paper. After a while, the conscript leaves the doctor’s office, cheerful, smiling with his “toothless” mouth.)
- Well, you didn’t take it? I told you...
— (interrupts, speaks with a lisp) Nope, they didn’t get it! I have flat feet!
Leading: The method is somewhat bloodthirsty, well, what lengths do our conscripts sometimes refuse to go to in order to avoid the army.
Method No. 3
The conscript sits in the neurologist’s office and says:
“It’s all Santa Claus’s fault, he mixed everything up.” Fifteen years ago I asked him to give me a military uniform for the New Year. And just now I received it.
Psychiatrist At this time he writes something. Then he asks
— Do you have mental disorders?
Conscript: (scared) - N-no.
The psychiatrist jumps up sharply and, leaning towards the conscript, shouts:
- What if I find it!!!
Leading: And these are not all the options that our agency is ready to offer to everyone...
(All the conscripts enter and push the presenter off the stage by the collar. The sign with the inscription is thrown out after him)
About the beloved army
Knows old and young.
And she's invincible
Today everyone is happy.
There are soldiers in the army
Tankers, sailors
All the strong guys
They are not afraid of enemies!
And we are ready to serve too,
Become defenders of the country.
Day and night my native land
Protecting from war!
Sketch for February 23 at the “Three Heroes” school
In a glorious city...
Once upon a time we lived, we didn’t grieve
Three heroes.
Every kid here knows them,
He knows, you and I know.
(three heroes come on stage
Ilya Muromets:
Yes, life is good now
Agree with me, Alyosha.
There is peace and grace in the world,
Our army is resting.
Alesha Popovich:
Our strength is with us,
Brave little friend.
Just let the enemy poke his nose in
Let's show him what and how!
Nikitich:
So that people sleep sweetly,
We will guard the world
Stand by day and stand by night,
Let there be grace in the country.
Ilya Muromets:
Rus' has always been strong
Impregnable like a wall!
Proud of his army
Our strong country.
Alesha Popovich:
Our swords are ready
We’ll lie down for Rus', they’ll just say.
Nikitich:
Ilya Muromets:
And for the young boys
Our parting instructions.
You must serve in the army
This is your duty, not an order!
Sketch for February 23rd for schoolchildren
Princess 1: Oh, and boring! Nothing interesting, nothing to do at all.
Princess 2: Well, let's come up with something like that!
3 princess: For example?
Princess 2: For example, let’s declare war on someone.
Princess 1: Oh, I beg you! War is not in fashion now!
Princess 2: Maybe we can find some grooms for ourselves?
Princess 1: Interesting, where are you going to look for them?
Princess 3: I don’t need just any groom. I want strong, strong, smart, worthy!
Princess 1: Yes, and I wouldn’t refuse such a thing, if they exist at all.
Princess 2: Look around! Look how many of them got divorced, suitors! Will we really not be able to find anyone worthy in our kingdom?
Princess 1: I propose to organize a competition between the stronger sex. Let's test their strength and dexterity, ingenuity and erudition. We will choose the best as grooms.
Princess 2: Let's go! Herald! ( A herald enters with a scroll. One of the princesses says something to him quietly, he pretends to write it down. After this, he goes to the middle of the stage, unrolls the scroll and reads loudly):
Listen! Listen!
And don't say you didn't hear!
The entire male population needs
Appear at the royal palace
To participate in competitions!
The winner will receive a worthy prize and a royal dinner!
(After this announcement, the participating guys go up to the stage.)
Humorous skit on February 23 for schoolchildren “Recruits”
(Part of the profit included recruits. The ensign lined everyone up)
Ensign: Yes, youngster! Come on, hurry up and line up! Stop talking! Look up to me! Attention! Leave it alone! Be equal! Attention!
(While the ensign is talking, he constantly walks along the line. Finally he stops near one of the recruits)
Ensign: Explain to me, soldier. Why did you join the army?
Soldier: I want to defend my Motherland.
Ensigns K: Right, what else?
Soldier: Service will make me strong and strong!
Ensign: You're right.
Soldier: And in general, no one asked my consent!
(The ensign frowns and moves away from the soldier, stopping in front of the line)
Ensign: Well, let's get acquainted! Ivanov!
Ensign: Petrov!
Ensign: Sidorov!
Prapor: What are you, brothers?
- No way, namesakes!
Private 1: Smirnov. Education: eighth grade.
Private 2: Zaitsev, secondary special education.
Private 3: Novikov, Moscow State University.
Ensign: What? What?
Private 3: MSU...
Ensign: Why are you all mooing there? Do you even know how to write?
Private 3: (shrugs) I can...
Ensign: Which of you knows how to cook, step forward!
(one soldier steps forward)
Ensign: - You will be a cook! Have you ever had to cook in large cauldrons?
Ensign: And what did you cook?
- Asphalt!
Ensign continues moving along the line.
Ensign: Why is the belt loose? What are you, Rambaud, or what? And you, private, why are you spinning around like a fly on a moped?
(Stops next to another recruit)
Ensign: What's wrong with your hand?
Private: And this blood was taken from a finger.
Ensign: Why is your arm in a cast?
Private: But I didn’t give...
A latecomer runs in.
Ensign: Where have you been?
Private. In the toilet.
Ensign: You should also go to the theater! Now remember: at the command “Stand!” everyone must immediately take their place in the ranks. Most of all I dislike late people!
Sidorov: Is there really such a word?
Ensign: I see, comrade soldier, you are too smart!
Sidorov: Who am I?
Ensign: Well, isn't it me?! Consider that I don't like late people!
(Ensignstops in front of one of the recruits who is missing an arm)
Ensign: How about you?! Where did you lose your hand?
Soldier: They tore it off... when they dragged it here...
Where should the headdress be worn? On the head. Otherwise, you can get meningitis. Meningitis is a very terrible disease. After it they either die or become fools. My brother and I were sick: my brother died, and I was lucky.
Private: Comrade warrant officer, can I ask...
Ensign (interrupts): Well, why bother! Then ask. And now, Rota! Left! Step-march! One, two! (everyone leaves the stage to the sound of a march)
Sketch for February 23 for preschool children
Small nursery rhymes about dad.
My dad is the best
He is kind, a little strict.
Works as a driver
Traveled all the roads.
Misha:
Not true, best dad
Of course I have!
He is affectionate and nice
He gave me a horse!
Lisa:
My dad is not a driver
He catches bandits at night.
My dad is a policeman
He is very, very brave!
Kolya:
And mine comes in the evening,
He hugs me.
My dad is the best
He reads fairy tales to me.
My dad is the best!
He is a doctor, he heals people.
Playing games with me
Spends the whole evening!
Dasha:
Without a doubt
My dad is the best.
He makes his own jam,
He gives flowers to my mother and me!
Kostya:
My dad is the best in the world
He is smart, the most honest.
My dad is a hero to me
And there is no more wonderful one!
Today is an important occasion
And there is an opportunity
Tell you, you are daddy
Together: The best in the world!
In addition to the hackneyed traditional congratulations and gifts, theatrical performances come in handy as a surprise or an unusual capper to the competition program. These scenes will fit perfectly into any holiday scenario on February 23rd.
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This section provides funny scenes about our valiant army and how you can get a conscript into the army.
Sketch “Women in the Army”
This sketch is a fantasy on the theme “if women were drafted into the army.” Written back in 1998 by Alexander Mineev. She was shown in KVN, and in star treks, and even in a concert at the military department of the RGRTA. In a word: a universal sketch about the army.
Two guys dressed as two girls - a city girl and a village girl - appear on the stage to cheerful army music.
Country Girl: Well, that's all. Goodbye civil life! Now for two years my home is a barracks.
City girl: What did I do to avoid the army? And she pretended to be a pacifist, and she turned to the society of soldiers’ fathers, and she made eyes at the doctor. Nothing helped.
Country girl: Why run from the army? So I myself, I went voluntarily.
City girl: What a fool will go into the army herself now. There's chaos there right now! Babovshchina!
Country girl: What, what? What other “shchina”?
City girl: Why haven’t you heard anything about womanism? Well, never mind, you'll find out soon enough.
Village girl: And my mother told me this: “Lucy, if you want to become a real woman, go and don’t be afraid of anything!”
City girl: Yes, of course! Wash your footcloths, clean your boots, stay on the nightstand! And run AWOL for deodorants!
Village girl: I also heard that in the army you need to give honor.
City girl: Well, no! I will not give my honor to anyone. Well, maybe the general.
Village girl: And there you have to put on a gas mask in five seconds.
City girl: What is this? I spent three hours doing my hair, doing it, and then five seconds - and a gas mask?!
Village girl: It’s okay, they’ll cut your hair like Kotovsky, you’ll have your hair done in five seconds!
City girl: One thing is good, soon a new uniform will be introduced: here are bows, here are ruffles, kirzachi with high heels and a neckline
Village girl: You shouldn't be happy. The ensign will drink it all away anyway.
City girl: How do you know everything?!
Village girl: Yes, my sister recently came from the army. Biceps - wow! Shoulders - in! On the back there is a tattoo - DMB-98!
City girl: We met for probably a week
Village girl: Yes, we had a nice walk at my send-off. I gave my girlfriends a bucket of moonshine, so the three of us drank it all
City girl: We invited the boys. Only they turned out to be weak. Everyone was drinking champagne. They drink two glasses and go: “Oh, I’m so drunk, hold me!”
Village girl: And my boyfriend burst into tears on my chest. Like, how am I going to live here without you? Yes, I won’t even look at other girls!
City Girl: Everyone says so. And a month will pass, and you won’t get a letter from them!
Village girl: It's okay to cry, let's go and punch the ensign in the face!
City girl: Exactly! In his face! In the face!
Sketch – “Soldiers talk about military service”
Two soldiers clearing leaves
Soldier 1: Hey, San, what does the army mean to you?
Soldier 2: Army? Well, for me the army is like a TV commercial!
Soldier 1: What do you mean?
Soldier 2: It started at the most inopportune moment! And for you?
Soldier 1: It's like a condom for me!
Soldier 2: So?
Soldier 1: Well... the thing is, of course, necessary and useful, but I would rather do without it!
Soldier 2: Aaah! Then it’s like a mortgage for me! You only feel the benefits after it’s over!
Soldier 1: And for me it’s like Ancient Sparta! The sick and infirm are not accepted!
Soldier 2: The army is like the morning subway. From the outside it looks like chaos, but in reality everyone knows what they are doing and why.
Soldier 1: Come on, the army is like a set of colored pencils - the blue one is lost somewhere!
Soldier 2: No! The army is like the morning after a party.
Soldier 1: How is that?
Soldier 2: We need to get out! Let's sweep, because there's an officer coming!
Scene “Come on, guys!”
I. Objectives and goals:
1. Promote a healthy lifestyle
2. Preserve the continuity of generations
3. Involve social partners (TBI students, parents, school graduates).
4. Foster a sense of duty and respect for the Russian army
II. Goals: Educating students in the spirit of patriotism and love for the Motherland
III Participants.
Teams: CHMTT, school team, village team. Composition: 5 participants.
The holiday begins with the skit “Seeing off to the army”
IV. Holiday scenario
Storyteller. Once upon a time I lived in a village
A brave guy - his name was Senka.
Once upon a time he lived, he did not grieve,
He was friends with the girl Nastya,
I went on a date with her.
(Song “Seeds”)
Senka. What should I do, what should I do?
How can I forget Nastya?
Storyteller. I didn't have to grieve for long
The guy suddenly found something to do...
One morning as a military commissar
Came to bow to him.
Brought a summons to the army
And he asked his eternal question:
Military Commissar. Will you become a tanker or a construction battalion?
Or maybe in a combat landing?
(hands over a large summons)
Storyteller. Hearing the guy trembled
And he called his mother for help.
Senka. Ma-ma-nya!
(Mom runs out, he shows her the summons, Mom sobs, Senka sings “How my own mother saw me off.”
Military Commissar. Form up!
(A line of soldiers comes out, Senka joins them.)
Military Commissar. Be equal! Attention! Right! Step march! Start singing! They go to the other end of the hall. Senka begins to do exercises based on the song “Not a bad start”
The military commissar says, “Not bad for a start!”
Come on, boy, look
To our record holders!
Not ready to go yet
Join the army, Senya!
Presenter: We have gathered here on the eve of a glorious holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day. The Russian warrior has always been distinguished by courage, bravery, strength, dexterity, and ingenuity. What are men like today? Or rather, young men who are ready tomorrow to defend their homeland, children, wives, parents, relatives and friends, the Fatherland.
Today we are holding this sports festival “Come on, guys!” for you young guys, students, men where you can measure your strength, intelligence, dexterity.
The teams line up to the music.
Team presentation.
Jury presentation.
Presenter: Our first competition is a sports one. Now we will reveal how friendly and united our defenders are. As the proverb says, “When there is no agreement among comrades, their business will not go well.”
Competition "Throwing at the target"
On the wall there are painted pictures of ships, planes and tanks. Team members take turns running and hitting (throwing) the target with a grenade or projectile (pin, tennis ball).
Host: Not only strong men, but also smart ones should serve in our army. So guys, now we're going to test your intelligence. In this competition, each team is asked a question in turn. For each correct answer 1 point.
Quiz:
1. Soldier's socks (foot wraps).
2. News from civilian life (letter)
3. A fool in war (bullet)
4. Not a god, not a king, but one cannot disobey (commander)
5. Soldiers' house (barracks)
6. Black Kochet wants to bark (gun)
7. By day a hoop, and by night a snake (belt)
8. All the pigeons are around one ice hole (spoons by the pot)
9. Queen of the Fields (infantry)
10. The highest rank that existed in the Russian army (generalissimo)
11. I’ll put it under myself, under my head, and it will remain to hide (overcoat)
12. Operates on a key (radio operator)
Host: You all know that order and iron discipline reign in the army, and everything must be done strictly according to orders and very quickly, for example, getting dressed in the morning or on alert. Let us also train in the next “Young Fighter” competition
Competition "Dressing a Footcloth"
One person per team participates in the competition. Conditions of the competition: The participant must in 1 minute. wear a footcloth correctly. Whoever does it faster and more correctly will win.
Leading. Now we will see how our guys cope with household chores. The competition is as follows: how quickly our participants can prepare POTATOES FOR FRYING.
Competition "Frying Potatoes"
We conduct the competition as follows:
The 1st competitor peels 3 potatoes as thinly as possible, cutting off the skin;
2nd crumbles potatoes;
3rd peels the onion;
4th chops the onion and mixes;
The 5th puts it on the jury table.
Song
Host: Since ancient times, men have loved to measure their strength.
They will show us their strength
Our guys are great.
Everyone will lift weights at once,
Young daredevils.
One, two, don't yawn,
Better lift the weight.
Competition "Lifting weights"
Leading. Victory is on the shoulder of the brave,
Great success awaits him
Who, without flinching, if necessary
Will enter the battle one for all
In every team there is a person whom everyone looks up to and who enjoys great authority because he will never let you down - this is the team captain
Captains competition.
The captain, blindfolded, must reach the ball (team members suggest the direction) and burst it. The ball will contain a paper with the task of creating a password using letters.
Leading. First medical aid is a set of emergency medical measures carried out to a suddenly ill or injured person at the scene of an incident and during his delivery to a medical facility. The future fate, and often the life of the victim, often depends on correctly and timely medical care.
Competition "medical assistance"
On the opposite side of the gym there is a player opposite each team. Players, upon a signal, must run up to the “wounded” and provide him with “medical care” (wrap a “splint” to his arm and leg with a certain amount of toilet paper). After the player completes the task, he passes the baton to the second team number, etc.
Host: A man is one who is in a hurry to do good deeds every day and every hour. A real man has kind, skillful, hardworking hands. And now our guys will demonstrate their skillful hands to us in the next competition:
Competition "Making a staircase"
At the opposite end of the gym there are two long crossbars made of 5x5 cm bars (up to 1 m long) and 5 short ones (up to 30 cm long) and 15 nails (three of them are spare for emergencies). Each team has such a set of equipment. The method of completing the task is relay race. The baton is passed on by a hammer. At the signal, the first numbers must run to the named objects and nail one short bar to two long crossbars, after which the baton is passed to the next player.
Leading. Ties can, without hesitation, be called a universal men's accessory. No matter how men's fashion changes, no matter what intricate forms it takes on, a beautifully tied tie remains a symbol of elegance and evidence of your refined taste.
Competition "Tying a Tie"
One player from the team ties a tie. The speed and quality of tying a tie is assessed.
Presenter: While the jury is summing up the final results, Vasily Korolev will perform a song...
Summing up, rewarding
Scenario continuation:
Semyon: Hello, dear mommy!
So I became a soldier.
I don’t know where I am now,
But good edges
How will they give me a dismissal?
I'll be glad to take a walk.
To the nearest village
Fifty kilometers...
They stripped us before the bath
And they shaved my head.
Afterwards they gave out overcoats,
Weighing forty-five kilos.
Boots, gas masks,
Tunic, duffel bag, -
I put it all on at once
And he fell on his left side.
And to the heroic laughter
I was lying in front of the line.
It turned out that foot wraps
I wrapped it around my throat
And asked me unctuously
Battalion commander:
“Where have you seen an overcoat
Have you tucked your boots in?”
And then towards the wind
We set off running.
After forty kilometers
The training ground appeared.
And then from the machine gun
I aimed fire!
It's good that all the soldiers
They went to bed on time.
And then there were trainings
On alert, fight at night!
We set up one headquarters here,
It turned out to be yours!
Forced to scrub the toilet
We are a comrade sergeant major.
That's comrade, that's comrade! –
My back still hurts.
In general, mom, everything is fine!
In general, mom, everything is hockey!
True, in the morning on exercises
I fell asleep on the horizontal bar.
The commander didn't get the joke
And now I'm on my lip.
It's been a moment
Write a letter to you!
And all that's left to do is serve
I'm seven hundred and four days old
Let the guys dance there
They'll dance for me.
I'll be back in fragrant May
Under my father's blood.
Goodbye! Hugs!
Private Semyon Petrov!
Storyteller: Two years have flown by,
And in the spring after snowstorms
All the relatives are on the doorstep
I met Senya lovingly
V. Summing up.
Leading. Our holiday has come to an end. Let the defeated not be offended and the victorious not become arrogant. We congratulate everyone on the upcoming holiday - Fatherland Defense Day. I wish you happiness, success, peaceful skies above your head.
We thank everyone for participating in our competition.
Scenario for seeing off to the army
As the east dawns,
Life will be different.
A goodbye sip -
And to the recruiting station.
And along the way
You'll get it
And carry outfits,
And sit on the "lip"
Going AWOL...
And they will send you to fight -
No awards on your chest
We would like to wish.
We are not waiting for exploits
On the battle path -
Go back to your home
Unharmed, alive.
The service life will pass,
We'll be together again.
You are one of those who are expected.
There is someone to wait for you.
"Name yourself" competition.
They give a drawing depicting a warrior in a military uniform of one or another branch of our army. The participant does not see the drawing, since he will hold it with the back side facing him, inserting his face into the slot on the paper. He must ask leading questions and guess which branch of the military he belongs to. Questions, for example:
Is my uniform blue?
My headdress is a beret?
Viewers can only answer yes or no.
Competition "Who is faster"
3 gas masks placed in bags, balloons of 3 different colors, 3 participants.
While the music is playing, participants must put on gas masks, then burst the balloons and collect the tails from them, and at the end of the music, count who has the most tails.
And mother for son Ivan,
I put it in my suitcases in the morning,
Gloves,
Shirts,
Socks,
T-shirts,
Pants,
Handkerchiefs,
pillow,
Coat,
Sandwiches,
Two umbrellas against bad weather
pan,
Ushanka
Soldering iron.
Iron,
Blanket
And a kettle.
So that the boy does not need anything,
No matter where he ends up,
So that my son can serve comfortably,
And part of it seemed like a resort!
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Letter to the commander. Game moment on seeing off to the army.
Guests are invited to name adjectives while looking at the conscript. Adjectives are written in the blank lines, and the resulting text is read out.
Dear comrade, sir, major, colonel, general, we don’t know what to call you!
We are sending our______son to you for military service. We hope that you don’t have some _____ unit with _____ officers and _____ ensigns there, but a real forge of strong and healthy men. Of course, we understand that tomorrow you will be handed _____ boots, _____ overcoat and _____ hat three sizes too big (we served ourselves, we know). Let him not be singled out from the general mass of these _____ conscripts.
Yes, we realize that today our hero’s mood is, frankly speaking,______, his appetite is______, and he smiles somehow______. It's nerves. This is because of the unknown that awaits him tomorrow. But don’t think that we want to sell you a ____ weakling from a ______citizen. He is a competent and prepared guy. He is fluent in drill training (he built a garage with his father). Look what shape he's in! No, the uniform on it is already yours -______. What physical shape is he in! Strong arms capable of holding a ______grenade launcher, strong legs capable of wearing these______boots, and a face just begging for a gas mask. We hope that the soldier's diet will not reduce his physical characteristics. Although we know this ______porridge and______ compote of yours according to the soldier's standard. You can get swollen. No, we don’t ask for any concessions for him, but don’t ask him to dig trenches from the fence until sunset and march from the foreman to the next stump. We hand him over to you strong and healthy and we beg you, Comrade General, return our healthy sons to us!
Without you, how can we be, how can we live? -
I just want to scream out loud...
You are leaving to serve for a year -
To protect us and our entire Motherland.
Service is a duty that is both complex and simple:
Sleep and eat, march, swarm the earth,
And they will order you to stand up to your full height,
Cover Mother Earth with your breasts!
You serve - don’t disgrace the whole family,
Fight back against hazing sometimes -
And the people will respond with love,
And the commander-in-chief will give the order for demobilization.
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TOAST
For those who don’t sleep at night, so that we can fall asleep.
For those who hold a machine gun instead of a glass.
For those who do not celebrate the holiday with us,
I raise my first toast to the soldiers!
Conscription day is just around the corner
The day of conscription has arrived
And today through these doors
He looked in slowly.
The conscript has been in place for a long time,
And his soul sings,
Because together with you
He is waiting for the first toast.
Don't put off the toast
Let's drink to the conscript while standing!
Musical pause. Color test. Game - getting to know each other.
There is a tradition in the world like this:
Giving instructions from the elders to the young.
So that when they enter a new life,
We could use past experience.
Traditions deserve respect
And we will not retreat from them
Therefore, we want without delay
Give the conscript's parents the floor.
You are forgiven for your tears and anxiety,
The voices sound a little more muffled...
Thank you for raising your son,
They prepared him for a difficult, long journey,
That you taught him kindness and honesty,
So as not to deviate from the course taken forever.
We wish you to always be proud of your son,
Parents! We dedicated a toast to you,
For the parents! For dad and mom!
Congratulatory telegram from all guests.
Anyone who served in military service probably remembers that soldiers give a witty name to any military action. Guess what or who the movie titles are talking about.
“Along the Main Street with an Orchestra” - drill training
Welcome, or no unauthorized entry - checkpoint
An ordinary miracle - dismissal
Irony of fate or enjoy your steam – soldier’s bathhouse
“Old men are robbers” - parents’ arrival
"Treasure Island" - food warehouse
“No. The Living and the Dead” - march - throw
The meeting place cannot be changed - smoking room
Beware of the car - autobat
Carnival night - the night before demobilization
The dog in the manger is the messenger on duty.
Where does the army begin?
From the stories of the sergeants in the compartment,
From an abandoned small station
And the first checkpoint gate.
Or maybe it's starting
Since the mother cried,
With a beautiful and affectionate girl
What will be waiting for you for a long time?
Soldiers don't know how to cry
They keep sadness within themselves.
And the tears just come out
Cold sweat on the back.
Some are expected, some are not,
But you have to be a soldier
So that your mother, father and brother
We could meet the sunrise and sunset.
In knightly times they said: “A man must love God, the king and the lady of his heart.” In our time, to paraphrase, we can say: “A man must love the fatherland, honor and the lady of his heart!” For fulfilling this duty!
A little humor:
In order to increase discipline, schedule your daily routine from bed to wake-up!
In the States they invented a new bullet, without a casing, and now they are inventing a machine gun to go with it.
Platoon! Stand with your backs to each other in a checkerboard diagonal pattern!
Platoon, today is a cleanup day. I explain the task: collect all the bricks and burn them.
The cold winds make a loud noise,
And the lights shine in the warm windows.
Soldier in ranks. He is always where you need him
Be it steppes, mountains or sands.
Soldier on the march. Oath to the Motherland
It lives unshakably in his soul,
Like the eternal light of a single banner,
Leading forward, always forward.
Soldier in action. Let the service not be sugar.
Above other feelings - duty to the Fatherland,
Moreover, in difficult times, male friendship
He will help and come to the rescue.
The soldier is studying. Everything must be comprehended,
To defend the country when thunder strikes,
And for him the cherished reward is
To be the first in combat.
Serve, soldier! You are the son of your native land;
And, keeping loyalty to the military oath,
Keep it like this - true, indestructible
Peace to the earth, to mother, and to all of us.
In a wonderful name Man
Have the courage to become
The ability to think and dream,
Be inspired for no reason.
Know how to love, know how to give.
Then leave, then come back.
To be so fickle
Seem like such a support.
Protect his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be supportive
Give life full, without blemish.
And let the words intertwine
About that one and only beloved
Whom nature named
A wonderful name - MAN.
If you're standing in line,
Remember your homeland,
Remember: you are a son and a soldier.
They're always looking at you
Our watchful eyes
Our kind hearts.
And the answer to everything is -
More expensive than our Motherland
Not in the world!!!
To you, real men,
We wish you great strength...
So that with this strength you protect
Peace and quiet!
We will be happy and
Twice as calm
When guys are like this next to us...
So be you twice as happy,
Our knights are dear.
I haven't been in the barracks for a long time,
Not in boots - a leg.
But my native army,
As before, dear! -
Both on foot and on horseback,
Missile trouble...
Decent, legal
Military environment.
So, not for the market price
(And discipline goes with it!),
I drink to our army -
There is nothing stronger in the world!!!
We praise those who did not cry
From my pain,
But I didn’t hide my tears
On the graves of friends
Those who were men
Not in words
I didn't celebrate the coward
Sitting in the bushes
Those best
Sons of humanity
Those who guard the Fatherland!
Son, beloved... It's very simple:
You will soon become strong and big,
But I would like that along with growth,
Kindness of soul would come to you.
Walk with her through life in step,
And don’t feel sorry for her for people.
I don't need much from you
But your Motherland needs a lot.
Remember, my son,
No matter how long
Your path through life -
Until the last days, after a year
In all your destiny
Only two will remain
Holy shrines.
Their name is Mother and Motherland.
They are the beginning of all beginnings
Your tall ones.
At the time of celebration
Or in times of cruel misfortune
Bow your head before them.
In my home country
Are you confident in yourself?
Powerful and durable
Full of thirst to live
Everything I have in mind
And I intend to accomplish it
The Motherland will help you accomplish it.
And starting my journey,
And the result
Successes and losses
Remember son
That there's nothing in the world
It can not be
Worse than loss
These two Shrines.
To become a man, it’s not enough for them to be born,
To become iron, it is not enough to be ore,
You must melt, break,
And, like ore, sacrifice yourself.
We wish you health and good luck.
Let joy and dreams be nearby.
And let of all male moral qualities
Kindness remains the strongest in You.
Don't renounce your sense of proportion,
Don’t rush to catch up with someone who has left,
Don't desecrate your symbol of measure
On other days, other times.
And, maintaining the honor of the uniform,
Directing life to the shores,
Do not make yourself an idol,
Don't make an enemy!
