The following scene can be used with equal success both as part of a school event and for a corporate party.
Sketch for February 23 “How to get out of the army”
There is a table on the stage with a sign on it
[Agency "Skip away from the army"]
Leading: In the modern world, more and more conscripts are trying to find a way to avoid military service. For every conscript who contacts us, we will find a decent way to get out of the army.
Method No. 1
At the military registration and enlistment office, conscripts are sitting at the ophthalmologist's office. The first conscript enters the office.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And the second?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: Do you see the next one even lower?
Conscript: No!
Doctor: So you’ll become a sniper! Next come in!
The second conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line, young man?
Conscript: I see!
Doctor: And lower?
Conscript: No, I don’t see it!
Doctor: So you are going to serve in the Marine Navy. Next one, come in!
The third conscript enters.
Doctor: Do you see the top line?
Conscript: No, doctor, I don’t see it!
Doctor: How cunning. You will go to serve in intelligence!
Leading: Yes, not a very good example. Well, then we offer another, more reliable way to avoid service.
Method No. 2
Two conscripts are sitting at the door of the medical commission. One is calm, the other is praying. The first one asks:
-Why are you praying like that?
“I don’t want to go into the army, I’m afraid.”
- And I know how to help you!
“Let me knock out your front teeth now, and then no one will take you into the army!”
— (uncertain) Well, if it definitely helps... go ahead.
(The first conscript swings and imitates a blow to the face. The second covers his face with his hands and goes to the doctor. During this time, he must cover his front teeth with a piece of black paper. After a while, the conscript leaves the doctor’s office, cheerful, smiling with his “toothless” mouth.)
- Well, you didn’t take it? I told you...
— (interrupts, speaks with a lisp) Nope, they didn’t get it! I have flat feet!
Leading: The method is somewhat bloodthirsty, well, what lengths do our conscripts sometimes refuse to go to in order to avoid the army.
Method No. 3
The conscript sits in the neurologist’s office and says:
“It’s all Santa Claus’s fault, he mixed everything up.” Fifteen years ago I asked him to give me a military uniform for the New Year. And just now I received it.
Psychiatrist At this time he writes something. Then he asks
— Do you have mental disorders?
Conscript: (scared) - N-no.
The psychiatrist jumps up sharply and, leaning towards the conscript, shouts:
- What if I find it!!!
Leading: And these are not all the options that our agency is ready to offer to everyone...
(All the conscripts enter and push the presenter off the stage by the collar. The sign with the inscription is thrown out after him)
About the beloved army
Knows old and young.
And she's invincible
Today everyone is happy.
There are soldiers in the army
Tankers, sailors
All the strong guys
They are not afraid of enemies!
And we are ready to serve too,
Become defenders of the country.
Day and night my native land
Protecting from war!
Sketch for February 23 at the “Three Heroes” school
In a glorious city...
Once upon a time we lived, we didn’t grieve
Three heroes.
Every kid here knows them,
He knows, you and I know.
(three heroes come on stage
Ilya Muromets:
Yes, life is good now
Agree with me, Alyosha.
There is peace and grace in the world,
Our army is resting.
Alesha Popovich:
Our strength is with us,
Brave little friend.
Just let the enemy poke his nose in
Let's show him what and how!
Nikitich:
So that people sleep sweetly,
We will guard the world
Stand by day and stand by night,
Let there be grace in the country.
Ilya Muromets:
Rus' has always been strong
Impregnable like a wall!
Proud of his army
Our strong country.
Alesha Popovich:
Our swords are ready
We’ll lie down for Rus', they’ll just say.
Nikitich:
Ilya Muromets:
And for the young boys
Our parting instructions.
You must serve in the army
This is your duty, not an order!
Sketch for February 23rd for schoolchildren
Princess 1: Oh, and boring! Nothing interesting, nothing to do at all.
Princess 2: Well, let's come up with something like that!
3 princess: For example?
Princess 2: For example, let’s declare war on someone.
Princess 1: Oh, I beg you! War is not in fashion now!
Princess 2: Maybe we can find some grooms for ourselves?
Princess 1: Interesting, where are you going to look for them?
Princess 3: I don’t need just any groom. I want strong, strong, smart, worthy!
Princess 1: Yes, and I wouldn’t refuse such a thing, if they exist at all.
Princess 2: Look around! Look how many of them got divorced, suitors! Will we really not be able to find anyone worthy in our kingdom?
Princess 1: I propose to organize a competition between the stronger sex. Let's test their strength and dexterity, ingenuity and erudition. We will choose the best as grooms.
Princess 2: Let's go! Herald! ( A herald enters with a scroll. One of the princesses says something to him quietly, he pretends to write it down. After this, he goes to the middle of the stage, unrolls the scroll and reads loudly):
Listen! Listen!
And don't say you didn't hear!
The entire male population needs
Appear at the royal palace
To participate in competitions!
The winner will receive a worthy prize and a royal dinner!
(After this announcement, the participating guys go up to the stage.)
Humorous skit on February 23 for schoolchildren “Recruits”
(Part of the profit included recruits. The ensign lined everyone up)
Ensign: Yes, youngster! Come on, hurry up and line up! Stop talking! Look up to me! Attention! Leave it alone! Be equal! Attention!
(While the ensign is talking, he constantly walks along the line. Finally he stops near one of the recruits)
Ensign: Explain to me, soldier. Why did you join the army?
Soldier: I want to defend my Motherland.
Ensigns K: Right, what else?
Soldier: Service will make me strong and strong!
Ensign: You're right.
Soldier: And in general, no one asked my consent!
(The ensign frowns and moves away from the soldier, stopping in front of the line)
Ensign: Well, let's get acquainted! Ivanov!
Ensign: Petrov!
Ensign: Sidorov!
Prapor: What are you, brothers?
- No way, namesakes!
Private 1: Smirnov. Education: eighth grade.
Private 2: Zaitsev, secondary special education.
Private 3: Novikov, Moscow State University.
Ensign: What? What?
Private 3: MSU...
Ensign: Why are you all mooing there? Do you even know how to write?
Private 3: (shrugs) I can...
Ensign: Which of you knows how to cook, step forward!
(one soldier steps forward)
Ensign: - You will be a cook! Have you ever had to cook in large cauldrons?
Ensign: And what did you cook?
- Asphalt!
Ensign continues moving along the line.
Ensign: Why is the belt loose? What are you, Rambaud, or what? And you, private, why are you spinning around like a fly on a moped?
(Stops next to another recruit)
Ensign: What's wrong with your hand?
Private: And this blood was taken from a finger.
Ensign: Why is your arm in a cast?
Private: But I didn’t give...
A latecomer runs in.
Ensign: Where have you been?
Private. In the toilet.
Ensign: You should also go to the theater! Now remember: at the command “Stand!” everyone must immediately take their place in the ranks. Most of all I dislike late people!
Sidorov: Is there really such a word?
Ensign: I see, comrade soldier, you are too smart!
Sidorov: Who am I?
Ensign: Well, isn't it me?! Consider that I don't like late people!
(Ensignstops in front of one of the recruits who is missing an arm)
Ensign: How about you?! Where did you lose your hand?
Soldier: They tore it off... when they dragged it here...
Where should the headdress be worn? On the head. Otherwise, you can get meningitis. Meningitis is a very terrible disease. After it they either die or become fools. My brother and I were sick: my brother died, and I was lucky.
Private: Comrade warrant officer, can I ask...
Ensign (interrupts): Well, why bother! Then ask. And now, Rota! Left! Step-march! One, two! (everyone leaves the stage to the sound of a march)
Sketch for February 23 for preschool children
Small nursery rhymes about dad.
My dad is the best
He is kind, a little strict.
Works as a driver
Traveled all the roads.
Misha:
Not true, best dad
Of course I have!
He is affectionate and nice
He gave me a horse!
Lisa:
My dad is not a driver
He catches bandits at night.
My dad is a policeman
He is very, very brave!
Kolya:
And mine comes in the evening,
He hugs me.
My dad is the best
He reads fairy tales to me.
My dad is the best!
He is a doctor, he heals people.
Playing games with me
Spends the whole evening!
Dasha:
Without a doubt
My dad is the best.
He makes his own jam,
He gives flowers to my mother and me!
Kostya:
My dad is the best in the world
He is smart, the most honest.
My dad is a hero to me
And there is no more wonderful one!
Today is an important occasion
And there is an opportunity
Tell you, you are daddy
Together: The best in the world!
In addition to the hackneyed traditional congratulations and gifts, theatrical performances come in handy as a surprise or an unusual capper to the competition program. These scenes will fit perfectly into any holiday scenario on February 23rd.
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Scenario “Equal to..!” - this is a cool way to congratulate the male half of the team on the holiday of February 23rd.
The scenario is designed for organizing up to 50 employees and is intended for a fun celebration in the office. Includes a large number of funny competitions and original congratulations from the female half of the team.
At the entrance to the office, the men are greeted by several colleagues who invite them to choose what they want to be today - a sailor or a paratrooper. Or you can distribute distinctive attributes by lot, so that each team has an equal number of people.
And to create the mood, each man, upon entering the premises where the corporate party will be held, receives an “Alenka” chocolate bar as a gift, only instead of the girl’s face, the face of an employee should be depicted on the wrapper.
Decor
The place where the holiday is planned must be formalized in military and sea green colors.
1. You need to hang paper airplanes and ships from the ceilings on a fishing line.
2. For the photo zone you need to make two large figures: a parachute and a submarine. Those interested can choose: take a photo with a parachute soaring in the sky or explore the marine world on a submarine.
3. To save space, it is better to cover the buffet tables - this will help free up more space for competitions and dances. You can add military-themed elements to the tables: toy tanks, airplanes.
Required details
1. Star shaped stickers.
2. List of songs for the “Guess the Melody” competition.
3. Two magnetic boards, two markers, two washing sponges.
4. Ten items for the “By the touch” competition.
5. Two suitcases with clothes, two matches.
6. Matchboxes, ribbons.
7. Two glasses.
8. Musical preparations for competitions.
Scenario
Leading: Our dear, brave sailors and handsome paratroopers! On this men's day - February 23 - our entire female team congratulates you on Defender of the Fatherland Day, and wishes you to always maintain good luck, good spirits, eternal youth of desires and feelings! And as an initial greeting, please accept our special musical gift!
Performance by a women's group
Two girls perform an adaptation of a song based on the song “Fortune Teller”, with a small group of girls as backup dancers.
Lyrics:
First verse
Fashion changes daily
But as long as there is white light
Without men there is no good weather,
There are no people without men.
Even in the cards of the old gypsy
Every other time it's a king, then a jack.
Yes, and we will tell you without deception:
There is a white light on the men.Chorus
Well, what can I say, what can I say.
Happy holiday to you, men,
And we want to wish you
And courage and strength.
You don't have enough stars in the sky,
Hold a tit in your hands,
Don't forget to dream sometimes
Store the heat particle.Second verse
We wish you more happiness in life,
Don't be sad over trifles.
Congratulations on this day
Even though you weren’t in the army yourself.
We wish you a fair wind
To your life ships.
We dedicate this song to you
To your noble kings.
Leading: Applause to the charming sailors and paratroopers. And now the floor is given to the director of the company (full name).
(The director makes a short congratulatory speech).
Leading: At the beginning of our holiday, you had a choice: who to become - a paratrooper or a sailor. Divide now into groups according to your choice, and let's see who is outnumbered here.
(Men are divided into groups).
Leading: It was no coincidence that you were separated. Today we will not only determine who is cooler - the Marine Corps or the Air Cavalry, but we will also identify the strongest, most courageous - a real fighter!
(Each team can tie a scarf around their neck; blue for the marines, green for the foremen).
Leading: Let's begin the test of strength and endurance.
Competition "Female Carrier"
One participant from each team is invited for the competition.
Task: to gather as many girls as possible in a certain place, but you need to carry them to the gathering place in your arms, on your shoulder, or whatever you like, just so that they don’t have to walk.
The one who collects the most girls receives a medal of honor - a star-shaped sticker that will be glued to each winner's clothing.
Leading: Here is the first victory! But let's see if the winner brought our girls to their destination in general condition?
(Looks at the girls). Girls, are you feeling well, are you not dizzy or nauseous? Well, everything seems to be fine! And let's welcome the first winner once again. And the opponents do not despair, because there is still a chance to win back. Sailors, paratroopers, choose 3 girls for your team!
Competition "Guess the melody"
One participant each comes out from the teams again.
3 girls are invited to help each of them.
Task: guess the melody.
The answer is given by the participant who raises his hand first.
The songs must be on a military theme.
Leading: A real soldier must be able to convey information without being understood by the enemy. Now you have to use all your intelligence, because you will explain not with words, but with drawings.
Competition "Secret Line"
One person is selected from each team to begin explaining the words first.
Each team has a magnetic board and a marker with which they can draw and, if necessary, erase excess with a sponge.Riddle words should reflect some kind of action. For example, military porridge. It is important to name this particular phrase, and not just “porridge” or “food”. The person who guesses the word gets a star.
Leading: Well, you may not be a commander, but you must always clear the roads of snow!
Competition "Dance Battle"
4 participants are invited.
Each person is given a shovel. With it, they will have to imagine how they clear the roads from snow, but not just like that, but to the music.
Participants will have to demonstrate clearing snow to 3-4 songs.
The best dancer is chosen by the audience with applause.
Leading: They carry them in their arms, and they know the songs, and how beautifully they can move! How lucky our women are to have such colleagues! Let's check, how do they navigate in the dark?
Competition "By touch"
Two participants from each team are blindfolded.
They need to guess 5 objects by touch, and teams can suggest what kind of object is in front of them if the participant cannot identify the object for a long time.
But the clues should be suggestive - vaguely describing the subject and not contain cognate words.
Leading: A true defender of the Fatherland must be fast, dexterous, brave, and now we will find out who is the most exemplary soldier in your team.
Competition "Exemplary Soldier"
Each team chooses a suitcase. It's closed, so they don't know its contents.
The presenter offers to choose a captain and only then tells the rules of the competition.
The captains’ task is to put on all the clothes that are in the suitcase while the match is burning.
The one who puts on the most things wins.
To make it funny, the suitcase should contain funny and ridiculous things, for example, women's or children's clothing.
Leading: Are you guys tired of competing yet? While you rest, let's pass the baton to our beautiful ladies!
Competition "Fight the guy off"
Competition for girls.
One matchbox is tied to the belt of 5-7 girls on a fishing line or ribbon so that they touch the floor.
You need to stick a photo of any male object on the boxes.
Girls must trample their rivals' boxes as quickly as possible and at the same time prevent others from trampling theirs.
Those participants whose boxes are trampled are eliminated from the game.
Leading: What stern conquerors of men’s hearts you are, however. Let's congratulate the winner with thunderous applause and be careful with her, everyone saw how she took other people's guys away, beat and trampled her!
Attention! Now there will be a very serious competition, which will determine who will come out of here as the winner today!
Competition "Quick Reaction"
For the competition you will need a table and two glasses or two cut glasses.
The contents of the glasses can be anything.
A paratrooper and a sailor stand on both sides of the table.
The competition is like a duel. At the leader’s command, participants must grab the glass, drink the contents and loudly place the glass on the table.
You can conduct several such “duels”, but with different participants.
Leading: Ladies and gentlemen, in a fierce battle, in a hard struggle, we have a winner. The most active participant who has collected the most stars. Let's do the math!
(Music turns on, everyone applauds).
Presenter (announces the Winner): You receive a certificate for visiting a real Russian bathhouse! (The music turns on, the presenter addresses all the men). And the rest of the participants are not upset, because gifts have been prepared for you too!
(All participants who have stars receive memorable prizes, for example, a comic diploma with the inscription “The main thing is not victory, but confirmation that you are a real sailor!”)
Leading: Dear men! Today you showed your strength, dexterity, intelligence, but for what? After all, no matter how strong men are, their main incentive is to win the attention of a woman. In fact, there are no winners or losers among you today! The female half of our team approached me with a request to convey that you don’t need anything else, because for your colleagues, you are the strongest, the bravest, the best!
(At this moment, a slow song starts and the women invite the men to dance. It is important not to leave a single man unattended!)
Leading: Dear men, if you are not yet convinced that without you life in our office would be boring and monotonous, the ladies have prepared another surprise for you. Happy holiday to you, Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day!
Video congratulations
(Preferably on a projector), a video on the topic “One day at work without men” is played.
The women's team plays out the situation of one day at work. They reluctantly do all the men's work that their colleagues do every day. And at the end they unanimously congratulate you on February 23rd.
The video should be copied onto a flash drive or disk and given to everyone as an addition to the main gift.
As a cool gift For your colleagues on February 23, you can prepare a bouquet of dried fish and a beer cake.
On this day, it is very important to pay attention to all men, so that everyone receives a portion of congratulations and feels the atmosphere of the holiday, because such events bring the team together, and a friendly team is the main secret of the success of any company.
Watch the very funny video “February 23”- you can take advantage of especially cool numbers and, after slightly altering them, insert them into the program of your corporate party (viewing time 43 minutes).
Presenter - Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen!
- We are pleased to welcome you to the celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day.
Ved. – Whatever name this holiday bears in different periods of the history of our country, the common people have always known February 23 as a holiday for men. The non-military, but no less courageous population of the country felt to some extent disadvantaged by the fact that, despite the presence of International Women's Day, there is a complete absence of a similar male one.
Ved. – It turned out that by giving gifts on March 8, the men had no chance of getting any consolation prizes back. Such unidirectional offerings could not but offend the stronger half of the population: after all, men love all kinds of gifts and praise addressed to them no less (if not more).
Ved. – To smooth out the misunderstanding, wise women recognized February 23 as International Men's Day.
Ved. – And today we congratulate all men, regardless of their military service, on the holiday!
Ved.- And this is fair, because not only a military man can be a Defender of the Fatherland: every man has always been, is and will be a defender of his family, home, city, and, consequently, the country!
Ved. – As a result, the first congratulations on this wonderful holiday, of course, will come from......
CONGRATULATION….
GUESTS.
Ved - There are many reasons in life
For a tremulous woman
Celebrate the dignity of men.
And on this wonderful day - especially!
We celebrate this holiday every year
Welcome again and again
After all, where was our feminine gender?
When would there be no male?
And in our world, friends, let
The star of harmony shines on us.
It is impossible to live in the world without women.
But you can’t live without men
Today is a holiday, we congratulate you,
Men in uniform with military bearing
- Congratulations to those who have already retired,
We will certainly congratulate whoever grows up.
True to your military oath,
Their faith is strong, their destiny is beautiful.
They stand guard over the entire country,
A big country called Russia!
- Dear friends! What qualities do you think a real man should have?
Ved - Strength. Some representatives of the stronger half of humanity mistakenly believe that if they have ever done 15 pull-ups in life, in the Army or in the school gym, then they have already set a world record and there is simply no point in doing anything further. Now that they have realized that they are strong and rightfully belong to the “strong” half of the planet’s population, they can calmly lie on the couch and build up their belly for solidity. And the dumbbells... the dumbbells will not be lost - they will be passed on by inheritance.
Ved - Well, what other qualities should a Real man have?
Ved. - Mind! The smarter the man, the better. Moreover, a man’s intelligence is not measured by the classes completed, institutes and books read on the philosophy of Kant and Hegel. They value most of all the so-called “everyday mind,” which begins with the science of driving a nail into a wall so that the plaster in the adjacent room does not fall off and ends with the same philosophy of Kant’s own interpretation. The main thing is that a man’s scientific activity does not replace his communication with a woman, then even if he were James Bond, it would be difficult to call him a real man.
He - What else?
She also has a sense of humor. A real man should be able to make a woman laugh. Or at least laugh when she jokes. The main thing is that these are not bearded, vulgar jokes heard from friends or jokes from the “Funny Panorama”, the authorship of which is easily proven.
She - And finally, beauty. Although beauty is a non-masculine noun, the adjectives “cute” and “charming” can completely replace it. However, if the above qualities are already present in a man, the latter will not play a big role in order for you to deservedly receive the honorary title “Real Man”.
She – There are many reasons in life
For a tremulous woman
Celebrate the dignity of men.
And on this day - especially!
Number ________________________________ ________
Ved – Recently, people have somehow stopped talking about ideals. Either they think that they no longer exist, or for some other reason. If a woman is still somehow extolled in poetry, then a man has long given up. But the man has always been an ideal.
And in honor of our international holiday, I will now tell you everything.
- You need to keep your eyes open with you, I understood this to myself since childhood.
- The less we love a woman, the more we watch TV.
- Women always have something to talk about when there is something to remain silent about.
- A woman’s creed is that it will be worse, but in my opinion.
- If it weren’t for mascara, women would cry more often.
- A woman knows how to keep secret only her age.
- And they specially invented real men to make it easier to ride on the rest.
Ved. - Oh, what do you think about us? Well, okay, now I’ll show you where the crayfish spend the winter and won’t notice that it’s your holiday! Men! Our support! Knights! Fathers of our children! Stand up! Give way to a woman! Don’t push her away at the door of the bus, as she is rushing towards you with two bags and three children, with tonight’s dinner menu thought out on the road. Throw open the door and stand at attention at the threshold as she walks through the kitchen, turning on the stove and vacuum cleaner as she goes. You are our helpers! Look how many children there are around! These are your children. Wipe your child's nose and change his pants. Finally, go to school and you will find out that your baby has already entered the 5th grade and is not yet registered with the police. Men! Knights! Our defenders! Let the weaker sex lean on your strong shoulder. And support... Please support. Well, why are you falling? Our support!
We don’t demand anything from you because we love you, but how we want to see your admiring gaze and hear mysterious words long buried in the corners of our memory.
Ved. – To become a man, it’s not enough for them to be born.
To become iron, it is not enough to be ore!
You must melt down. crash,
And how to sacrifice yourself.
Number ____________________________
Ved - They have a debt that is bequeathed by their ancestors,
A man - he commands everyone:
At risk to yourself, protect women,
Like in the duels of Pushkin’s times...
Ved. – Nowadays there are few such men. For example, mine... What kind of protection can we talk about?! He comes, looks at me - not even a single eye, holds a newspaper in his hands, always has TV in front of his eyes. He sits down and... His sophisticated mind came up with dozens of poses for a sofa or chair:
sitting,
half sitting,
lying down,
reclining,
in Turkish,
with a pillow under your head,
at your side,
under…
Hands behind your head
along the body,
under the cheek...
Legs outstretched
curl up
bent...
He most often likes to sit in a chair with his legs bent. You should have seen this pose! Especially when one hand rests on the knee, bent at the elbow and supporting the chin... Well, just Rodin’s “The Thinker”! He is obviously tormented by the eternal question: “To be or not to be? To drink or not to drink?
Ved - Everything, everything, everything, stop! No need to talk about sad things. Today is a holiday!
Ved - So at the holiday you need to express everything to you when there is another reason to get together.
Ved - You've completely confused me! Let's better watch the next number!
Number ___________________________________
Ved - you keep saying: “a real man”, “a real man”... But what is a Real Man, in whose honor one day of a harsh winter has become a real holiday?
Ved - For me it is: Defender.
Ved - Well, who should a modern man protect?
Ved - Modern woman, (that is, me...)
Ved - And why should a modern man protect a modern woman from?
Oh, well, it’s quite simple: - From an empty wallet...
From steep steps
From street hooligans (if you are not one yourself)
From heavy doors
From dirty dishes
Boredom
From evil dogs
From other men
Push
and so on.
Ved - Have you ever held a Kalashnikov assault rifle in your hands?
Ved - No. I only saw it in the museum. What were you holding?
Ved - Yes. I had to.
Ved - Then you probably know how many shots a Kalashnikov assault rifle fires per hour?
Ved - He fires 600 rounds per minute.
Ved - Yes? So much... Do you know that women can shoot without a machine gun?
Ved - How is this?
Ved - With eyes
Ved - Do you know how to shoot with your eyes?
Ved - Is it necessary?
Ved - Let's say
Ved - Of course. There is even a formula for shooting eyes.
Ved - Come on, come on!..
Ved - So it’s like this... You look into the corner (shows). On the tip of the nose (shows). And to the object (shows).
Ved - Great! (Gesture towards the audience.) Show everyone!
Ved - (Turns to face the audience.) So it is! You look into the corner (shows). To the tip of the nose (shows) And to the object (shows).
Ved - Looking in the corner...
Ved - You look into the corner, you look into the corner... Listen, as long as you can look into the corner, let's better look behind the scenes, who is performing next.
Ved - And next in our concert...
Number ____________________________________ _____
Ved - You know that being a soldier nowadays is a difficult job... Getting up at dawn, all sorts of jogging, exercises... As they say: follow orders, but forget about your personal life! No time to just dream! Continuous drill and cramming!
Ved - Well, you're wrong! Even the great Russian commander Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov highly valued in the common soldier the desire to understand, learn, and navigate the situation. The soldier’s answer “I can’t know” could have infuriated Suvorov! “An incompetent person causes a lot of trouble!” – the commander thought so.
Ved - Well, okay... So you keep saying: “A soldier is always a soldier”... But what about the saying: “Alone in the field is not a warrior”? So, one soldier has nothing to do in a difficult situation? Who can we rely on?
Ved - And the military have long ago remade this proverb in their own way: “If you are tailored in Russian, then there is only one warrior in the field.” This means that the soldier’s spirit and military ingenuity live in us! And if so, then we will assume that soldier’s work is not easy, but important and necessary!
Ved - I agree! I’ll tell you that in the army, as in civilian life, a soldier lives an ordinary earthly life...
Ved - You’re saying something wrong! Life is earthly, but not simple... Military! And these are completely different things! And you mean to say that you understand military service? You didn't serve in the army!
Ved - But I have a lot of military friends! I sincerely congratulate them on the holiday!
There are many reasons in the world
We can do without men.
Today the woman is strong
Confident, smart.
Career growth and feminism...
We have almost capitalism -
Money can buy everything.
Why should we live with men?
But we look into your eyes,
And it remains for us to say...
That no matter how many reasons...
It is impossible to live without men...
They will hug you warmly
They will lend a strong shoulder,
They will give the salary
They will not let you down in trouble.
We are behind them, like behind a wall.
Love, hope and peace
They give us every time
Men, it's all about you...
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We continue our festive concert.
And we will continue it with simple questions for you, dear viewers. But there will be only one condition: men answer my questions, and women answer my co-host’s questions, agreed? So, let's start the game “War of the Sexes”
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – What is a carburetor a component of? (Motor)
QUESTION FOR MEN - Why do women drip nail polish onto torn tights? (So that the arrow does not appear on torn tights)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – What can you hit with a “pump”? (On the ball)
QUESTION FOR MEN – When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – Is the hood of a car located in the front or rear? (Front)
QUESTION FOR MEN - What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – What is a shootout? (Penalty in hockey)
QUESTION FOR MEN – Why might a woman need acetone? (Remove old nail polish)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)
QUESTION FOR MEN - What is the name of the small bag in which the items needed to do makeup are stored? (Beauty bag)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)
QUESTION FOR MEN - Do they put yeast in shortbread dough? (No)
QUESTION FOR WOMEN – Which company’s products have a “tick” shaped emblem? (Nike)
QUESTION FOR MEN - Wax, cream, mechanical devices, and laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)
Well done! Everyone tried! Friendship won!
Ved - Why do we love men?
There are many good reasons:
for the clear light of radiant eyes,
for his sharp mind and tenderness of phrases,
for the captivity of the warmth of the heart,
for honesty, strength, for deeds,
for the feelings, the heady wave,
for the sun, the stars, for the moon,
for subtle humor, easy laughter,
for life, support, for success,
for the rise of dreams, for the sweetness of dreams,
for meetings, friendship, for love,
for the song of spring in the middle of winter,
for “you and me”, or rather “we” -
for soul, hands and eyes -
for hundreds of thousands of the best “for”!
It’s high time for men to ring out a friendly “Hurray!”
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Ved - I found some information on the Internet, and realized that we shouldn’t judge our men harshly. Well, I’ve already told you about this more than once. And what kind of information is there?
– So listen, “Darwin’s theory of the origin of species states that man descended from the ape. Accepting this theory, it is not possible to explain why a man and a woman are so different from each other. Apparently they originated not only from different primates, but from individuals living on different planets.
And the biblical interpretation of the origin of the sexes is closer to the truth. According to the Old Testament, man was created from clay, i.e. from inexpensive material, literally lying under your feet: sculpt it - I don’t want to. The woman was skillfully carved from bone (the material is expensive and labor-intensive). To put it in modern language, a man is the first, trial version of a person, and a woman is the second, an improved version.
If we conduct a linguistic analysis, the word “man” is hopelessly spoiled by the first two letters. No matter how you look at it, they don’t put you in a serious mood. And the word “woman” coquettishly caresses the ear with the soft French “zhe”, and the no less gentle English “Sh”
So... we need to think about it...
– In the meantime, he’s thinking, I suggest you watch our next number.
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Ved - Well, if you digested my information, don’t be upset, I think my cleverness didn’t upset you too much and just in case, I found 10 reasons in favor of being a better man.
Ved - It would be interesting to know which ones?
Ved - On average, you earn 1.5 times more than us.
- Every day, the average man devotes 28 minutes to cooking, and a woman 68.
- If a friend has something against you, he will tell you directly, and will not spread dirty gossip.
- Men are on average 13.5 cm taller than women.
- As you age, you do not become less attractive to the opposite sex.
- To get ready for a date, all you need to do is shave and take a shower.
- The female body is more likely to accumulate fat than the male body.
- Among vegetarians, there are 25% fewer men than women.
- You don't need to carry your purse with you everywhere. Pockets replace it perfectly.
- When hiring, no one looks at the length of your legs and chest volume. I hope I calmed you down at least a little?
Ved - But you didn’t mention one more argument.
Ved - What else did I forget?
Ved - You know... men love it when women are silent... and look with their mouths closed at our next number.
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Ved - It is believed that military service is certainly only for young men. But I know many girls who wished to devote their lives to the military profession.
Ved - They work in a soldier’s canteen, or at a computer at headquarters...
Ved - You're wrong. In the history of the Russian State there are many heroic examples when women took up arms and stood up to defend their Fatherland. There have always been courageous women in Russia.
Ved - And to your surprise, I even know some examples from history. The cavalier - the maiden Nadezhda Durova - the heroine of the Patriotic War of 1912, everyone watched the film “The Hussar Ballad”, the Cossack woman Alexandra Kudashova - the heroine of the Russian-Japanese War of 1905, who traveled 10 thousand miles in 13 months. During the Civil War, in the division of Vasily Ivanovich Chapaev, a woman named Anna was a machine gunner. During the Great Patriotic War, a Russian woman addressed the appeal “The Motherland is calling”
Ved - maybe stop talking about other women in front of me, even if they are military heroines? I believe that even in peaceful life, a woman in uniform has room for heroism! For a wonderful female feat.
Vedas - here - here, “He will stop a horse in motion”, “He will enter a burning hut.” In a word, he will do everything - just so as not to stand in the kitchen at the stove and not do housework, even the kokoshnik is called “the protective headdress of Russian women, protecting the head from falling burning logs and blows from horse hooves.”
Ved - Well, you know!... even though I’m not in uniform..
Ved - Thank you God!
Vedas - but I can stand up for myself!
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Ved - Lord, how much we get from you and we are lazy and idle and drunkards. Well, imagine for a moment that all the men disappeared at one point! All! What? Are you startled? Well, what's the overall picture? I said, just imagine it, don’t implement it. I understand that women have long mastered all male professions and serve in the army. They simply have no time to watch TV. With the exception of the masterpieces “Simply Maria” and “Santa Barbara”. But you can look at life from the other side. Well, who generously, to the detriment of their health, while lying on the sofa, allows them to cook dinner, wash, sweep? Who, not sparing their belly, consumes kilograms of unleavened, lean, meaty foods and thereby takes the brunt of it, allowing them to maintain their slimness and beauty? And you all know who this magnanimous knight is.
Ved - We know! Of course - a man!
Ved - That's right man!
Together - and it sounds proud!
Ved - I completely agree with you, we joked today, we laughed. And that's not bad at all. After all, laughter improves health, pleases, inspires and gives a great boost of energy. And in general, laughter is a serious matter! And today we stand on the threshold of a very serious holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! From time immemorial, the defenders of the fatherland have been men, strong, noble, and courageous. And women, of course, did not stand aside.
Ved - Of course we are not akin to angels.
And we also have shortcomings
Vedas - but no matter how you turn or look
Life in the world is much worse without women.
Ved - it happens that family matters
Protest and murmur are evoked in the husband.
“Veda sawed,” he whispers quietly, “harmed.”
Ved - let the saw, but without a saw - it’s worse.
Well, who will support your authority?
Who will tie your tie awkwardly?
Who will generously give you love and lunch?
Vedas - that’s it,
It's much worse without you!
It’s not for nothing that women
Sincerely in an hour,
The fair sex is called magnificently
It would definitely be worse
We can do without you.
Ved - It’s completely useless without you!
Goodbye!
See you again!
Natalya Kovylina
Celebration scenario for February 23rd with competitions for orphanage pupils
HOST 1:
Hello, dear friends!
Today we have gathered here to congratulate our boys and men on the upcoming holiday"Defender of the Fatherland Day". I would like to wish them health, success in their studies and work, good mood and victory in our competitions! And now our girls will congratulate you!
I. Congratulations from the girls
1ST GIRL:
Today we sincerely congratulate you
We are with holiday all Russian soldiers!
Even though you are still boys, we wish you all
I wish you success, health, etc. awards!
2ND GIRL:
You are growing up brave and strong,
Be worthy of your grandfather's names!
Be worthy of the Russian Army,
Her victories and regimental banners!
3rd GIRL:
Well, in today's game we wish
You win and become a general!
And the main thing is not to become limp, not to be a coward,
Walk forward, fight, win!
4TH GIRL:
A simple soldier is no worse than a general,
He will be the first to fight and carry out the order!
So that the country lives, lives and prospers.
He will give his life for his homeland!
5TH GIRL:
And it’s okay that you are still boys -
Brave, stubborn, love to play pranks,
Now go all the way to the general -
In the game, learn how to be a soldier!
Presenter 2:
We know well that the peaceful sky above our heads, the peace of the country’s citizens, its honor and dignity are protected by the soldiers of the Russian Army: soldiers, pilots and tank crews, border guards and sailors.
(slide)
Presenter 1:
Defenders of the Fatherland Day originated in 1918 as the birthday of the Red Army. (slide)
Defender of the Fatherland Day takes on special significance after the Victory in the Great Patriotic War of 1941-1945. (slide)
There is not a single family in Russia that has not been affected by the war. For many, this is the greatest feat of the people in the entire world history, and at the same time, this is a tragedy that under no circumstances should be repeated.
(slide)
Presenter 2:
On this day, those who defended our Motherland over the years and those who are now protecting our peaceful sleep deserve congratulations. (slide)
The main heroes of this day are military people. But according to established tradition, this day is also considered a holiday of real men!
Presenter 1:
And after graduation, our guys will go to fulfill their military duty in the ranks of the armed forces of the Russian Federation and in the future will become real defenders of the Fatherland.
But we decided to check how ready our soldiers are for military service today in our holiday program(together) "Soldiers of fortune!" Therefore, let us greet our future defenders of the Fatherland with your friendly applause! They will be represented by 2 teams of 5 people.
2 teams come out.
Leading:
Leading: As popular wisdom says, “The bad soldier is the one who doesn’t dream of becoming a general.”
So we'll see which team deserves more stars while our program is going on. Every victory in competition will increase the number of stars. And the performance of the teams, as expected, will be assessed by the General Staff - our jury.
Leading: When there are intellectuals among the youth, there is no need to worry about the future of our army. So, to the left of me there will be a command - " ", to the right - " ". Let's welcome our participants!
(Applause.)
Leading:
And we’ll start, perhaps, with this. Any real man, without hesitation, will answer how many stars on the shoulder straps of military personnel correspond to which rank. Do you know? Then attention!
1 CONTEST Questions for the teams one by one
1. (Junior officers)- who has one star on his shoulder straps?
(Ensign.)
2. Two stars?
(Lieutenant.)
3. Three stars?
(Senior lieutenant.)
4. Four stars?
(Captain.)
5. One bigger star (senior officers?
(Major.)
6. Two bigger stars?
(Lieutenant colonel.)
7. Three stars?
(Colonel.)
8. One big star?
(Major General.)
2 CONTEST.
As they say, whoever has not been in the army does not know life. And today we will try to plunge into the atmosphere of a soldier’s life. As you know, the first days in the army are the most difficult for the team. That’s right, “getting up”: you need to quickly jump out of bed, get dressed and line up.
Privates, task one: on my command, you take the uniform that the warrant officer gave you in the warehouse - your task is to get dressed, put your hand to the visor and say “I serve the Fatherland!”. Then they undress, putting their clothes on a chair, go back and pass the baton to the next one.
A set of uniforms is ready for each team on the chair. By command "Anxiety!" players run to the chair,
Leading: So, our honorable jury evaluates the second contest.
Leading: The winning team gets its star.
3 CONTEST.
Leading: Comrade fighters! Now you have to carry out the next order. In one minute you need to assemble a Kalashnikov assault rifle. But the machine is not real, but only its mock-up. And not even a layout, but just an image of it. Surely all of you childhood I had to put together puzzles. So now you have to assemble a machine gun. It's clear? Time has passed!
Leading: So, the jury sums up the results. The winning team receives a star.
4 CONTEST.
Leading: The team that answers the question first will receive the next star.
Leading:
What are soldiers' socks called? (foot wraps)
Unexpected team? (anxiety)
News from a civilian? (letter)
Every soldier dreams of becoming one? (general)
Soldier's home? (barracks)
Stupid at war? (bullet)
Queen of the fields? (infantry)
Does it work with a key? (radio operator)
(For each correct answer a star is given)
5 CONTEST.
Leading: Well, that's it competition you are strong, well done, and now we’ll find out how tough you are in battle? Only now you will fight with your intellect,
Contest savvy and resourceful
1. On the magnetic board the words - "caprice", "fun". Rearrange the letters to make a word related to the topic of our holiday. The team that completes the task faster wins. (It turns out words: "order", "infantry").
2. There are letters in two envelopes. The team captains come up and take the envelopes. With a clap, they take the letters out of the envelope and make up a word; there are no extra letters. The participant who completes the task faster wins. In the first envelope the letters t, o, l, d, s, a, in the second - e, l, g, r, a, n, e. (It turns out words: "soldier", "general").
Guys, do you know the proverb in which these words appear? (The bad soldier is the one who does not dream of becoming a general).
Leading: The winning team receives a star.
In the meantime, the teams are completing the task, I have questions for our viewers
For viewers:
1. What is the name of the wooden part of the rifle? (butt)
2. Who obtains information about the enemy, about his location, numbers, weapons? (scout)
3. What is the name of a sailor’s summer headdress? (peakless cap)
4. Winter outerwear for soldiers? (overcoat, pea coat)
5. What does a tank use to move on the ground? (wheels and tracks)
6. What is it called? festive passage of all groups and branches of troops across Red Square? (parade)
7. Striped T-shirt for sailors? (vest)
8. What replaces socks for soldiers? (foot wraps)
9. What is the end of a soldier's service called? (demobilization or demobilization)
10. How many stars does a private have on his shoulder straps? (none)
You can give your star to your favorite team.
Leading: 6 CONTEST.
Well done fighters! Now we need to test your attentiveness and endurance. And your task is this: the competition is to walk through a minefield. Participants are blindfolded, and skittles are laid out on the floor; they need to walk around the hall without touching any.
Leading: Now we need two people from each team. Each pair is given a ball. Players must place the ball between their backs. The players' task is to carry this ball between the backs to the finish line and back, without helping themselves with their hands. The winner is the couple that comes to their team the fastest.
Leading: The jury sums up the results. The winning team receives a star.
7 CONTEST.
Leading: Well, our first day in the army continues. And now, fellow recruits, there is a new test, you must help the general get dressed. (Children take turns doing the task on whatman paper with their eyes closed)
Leading: If the task is clear; let's get to work.
8 CONTEST. War is war, but lunch is on schedule. Well, what would it be like to be in the army without lunch? After getting up and a little mental exercise, where do we run? That's right, to the dining room, and the next one is ours contest.
"Army cuisine" Yours task: from the proposed food products, select everything necessary to prepare the indicated dishes (food items are printed on cards)
Receive a soldier's menu for lunch.
Menu for 1 team:
Boiled potatoes with fish
Menu for 2nd team:
Buckwheat porridge with cutlet
Carrots, bread, salt, sugar, potatoes, cabbage, buckwheat, water, beets, meat, onions, dried fruits, tea, fruit juice, starch, tomato, cucumber, dill, fish, chicken, apple, etc.)
For viewers:
In the meantime, the teams are completing the task, I have questions for our viewers, let's remember where our army began - that's right, with Russian heroes!
Name the most famous Russian heroes. (Ilya Muromets, Alyosha Popovich, Dobrynya Nikitich).
What animal should become the constant companion of every hero? (Heroic horse).
How did we learn about all the exploits of the heroes? (From epics).
Who is depicted in the painting by the famous artist Vasnetsov. (Three heroes).
What is chain mail? (This is an iron shirt that warriors wore to protect themselves when attacked by enemies).
What is worn on the head of heroes. (Helmet).
What weapons did each hero have? (Sword).
Leading: And the last army competition for our teams
9COMPETITION.
Leading: To be fair, Defender of the Fatherland Day - the holiday is not only for men. Who, if not women, during wars carried the wounded from the battlefield, worked tirelessly at defense factories, producing ammunition and weapons?
In the next competition Girls will take part with the fans. IN competition"Nurses" the task, one might say, is a combat one.
(A wounded fighter and a girl from the audience are selected from among the participants.)
Imagine that we have fighters (young men wounded in the head or arm, who urgently need a bandage. Our girls play the role "nurses".
(Participants are given dressing materials) Any lyrical military song can be heard. Girls bandaging "fighters". The winning pair will be awarded prizes.)
Leading: The jury sums up our army day and identifies the winning team. Accept musical congratulations.
(Awarding of participants)
Presenter 1:
Here's ours the holiday has come to an end. A few years will pass and our boys will grow up. Military service is a responsible matter. A lot of knowledge and skills must be acquired in order to serve with dignity. Therefore, do not waste time, study well and play sports!
Thank you for your support, to our fans for your applause, for your smiles!
Presenter 2: Once again, greetings everyone HOLIDAY!
And it will always be like this as long as the planet turns!
And we really can’t do it any other way!
Congratulations on the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland!
We wish you valor and glory, friends!
Galina Panichkina
Scenario of the holiday for adults on February 23 at the spiritual and moral club “Vozrozhdenie”
Stills from the movie on the screen "Officers", the song from this film sounds.
Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends! We are glad to see you today on the eve of a wonderful holiday– Day of Defenders of the Fatherland. And we really want to bow deeply to all the gray-haired veterans and young soldiers who are now on duty, and to you, dear men, who gave their best young years to serving the Motherland. We want to wish you health, happiness, and most importantly, that no one will ever hear bullets whistling and shells exploding, or see houses collapsing under bombs, or soldiers dying.
Presenter 2: WITH Army holiday!
WITH holiday of warriors,
WITH brothers' holiday,
Fathers and husbands.
Their aspirations
Glory worthy
We will save peace on the planet of people.
Presenter 1: Defenders of the Fatherland Day! This solemn The holiday is celebrated on February 23. This is a tribute to all generations of Russian soldiers from ancient times to the present day, who courageously defended their native land from invaders. In that "male" day, male representatives, from boys to old men, accept congratulations and gifts, and military personnel are necessarily honored.
Presenter 2: Let's go back to history now. Tsarist times Russia: officers, cadets, cadets. What did the oath sound like at that time? “I swear on my honor!”
ABOUT! these were men - generous, noble, brave, courageous. Who do you think a real officer should have given his soul, heart, life, honor to? (answers from those present).
Yes, a real, dedicated officer gives away: soul - to God, heart - to the lady, life - to the Motherland, honor - to no one.
One of the most striking examples of such service to the Motherland was officer F. F. Ushakov.
(portrait of F. F. Ushakov on the screen).
Presenter 1: Holy righteous warrior Theodore - founder of the Russian Black Sea Fleet - an outstanding Russian naval commander, admiral. He was the third son of his parents, who considered the main condition for raising children to be the development in them of high religious feelings and strict morality.
While still a teenager, Ushakov showed an innate fearlessness of character and disregard for danger.
Fedor Fedorovich walked towards the admiral's flag, working hard, persistently mastering maritime science and the art of war. Completely and daily devoted to maritime affairs, he lived his entire life as a bachelor. In his old age, while living on his estate, he became almost a hermit. He died at the age of 74 and was buried in the Sanaksarsky monastery in the Tambov region.
Many years later, in 2000, the outstanding naval commander was canonized as a saint in our Saransk diocese. In 2006, the temple in Saransk was consecrated.
(on the screen is a temple in Saransk)
In memory of the holy righteous warrior Theodore in the history of the Orthodox Church, the temple was named in honor of the naval commander, in honor of the Russian admiral.
Presenter 2: We want to bring to your attention a wonderful film about the life of this warrior.
(watching a movie).
Presenter 2 Let the memory of this man remain in our hearts, and his service to Russia be the brightest example for our men to follow. We are confident that each of you is worthy of the high title of MAN.
There is a song for all of you "Gentlemen Officers".
(clip performed by O. Gazmanov).
Presenter 1: We want to live only in peace. And we dream of those times when there will be no war on earth. But always, even in peacetime, we need strong, courageous, courageous, noble men. Are there such among you? (Yes). These are the people we invite to take part in our relay races.
Form 2 teams of 5-6 people.
The jury is selected (3 persons).
Presenter 1: Victory is within the reach of the brave
Great success awaits him
Who, without flinching, if necessary,
Will enter the battle, one for all.
Presenter 2: Let the jury decide the entire course of the battle
Will follow without fail
Who will be friendlier
He will win in battle.
Task 1. Come up with a name for the team, a greeting to the opposing team.
Task 2. Walk through the swamp using 3 planks.
Task 3. Clear the field (1 person from the team - 2 circles on the floor, checkers are scattered in them. Blindfolded, you need to collect all the checkers).
Task 4. Running "kangaroo". (holding the ball between your legs, jump to the line, return to the team running).
Task 5. Questions for teams:
1. What is the short-term stay of military personnel for training called? (fees).
2. What is the name of the object guarded by a sentry? (fast).
3. Which of the WWII generals was called the marshal of victory? (G.K. Zhukova).
4. This fortress was the first to take the fight to the Nazis, subsequently receiving the title "hero fortress". What is it called? (Brest)
5. The name of this man was kept secret for many years. He is the inventor of the world's best automatic weapons. His name appears in the name of this weapon. Who is this? (M. T. Kalashnikov)
6. What is the front side of the formation called? (front)
7. “It’s hard to learn, it’s easy to fight”. “Where a deer passes, an army will pass”. Which commander did these words belong to? (L.V. Suvorov)
8. What order was awarded to a WWII soldier for bravery? How many degrees did he have? (Order of Glory I, II, III degrees).
Task 6. Although soldier's service is difficult, there is always time for a soldier's song. (teams take turns singing lines from soldiers’ songs).
Task 7. "Portrait of a Beloved".
It's no secret that men have always been inspired to do great things by beautiful ladies. And now we will find out who your muse is. (In front of the men there are 2 easels. Ovals of a woman’s face are drawn on them. The men are blindfolded and brought to the easels, given a felt-tip pen in their hands.) Now you will draw portraits of your beloved women according to the prompt. We draw the eyes, now eyebrows, nose, mouth, small delicate ears into which at night you whisper words of love. All that remains is to draw the curls of your beloved woman. Ready! Add your own painting.
You can remove the blindfold. Applause to the artists! For such work, you need to give kisses to these lovely ladies you portrayed.
Task 8. Envelope delivery "commander"
Presenter 1: We had a great rest
And you won by right.
Worthy of praise and awards
And we are happy to give you prizes!
The jury's word. Presentation of medals and wreaths made of bagels.
Presenter 2: Thank you all for your attention
For enthusiasm, cheerful laughter,
For the fire of competition,
Guaranteed success.
Sounds like sport. march, participants take a lap of honor. They sit down.
Presenter 1: Our meeting has come to an end. We once again congratulate you all on holiday. We wish you to always be in service, to always be where your family needs you, where your Motherland needs you, because you are the sons of the Russian land.
