What does Birthday mean to each of us? Each person has his own definition of this holiday. Someone is happy that a new year of life is coming, new interesting events and achievements, new meetings and pleasant moments lie ahead. Other people, on the contrary, are very worried about the fact that they have become one year older. After all, another year has passed, and with it something good and kind. It's always a little sad to part with the past, even if there is an interesting future ahead. But no matter how a person feels about his birthday, he will definitely accept congratulations. Those who will congratulate him should take care that the birthday boy only has good memories of how his birthday went. Congratulations to a man, funny and funny, are always well received by anyone, even a very serious person.
Who does a man sleep with in his life?
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 - with a bear,
from 10 to 20 - with a dream,
from 20 to 30 - with my wife,
from 30 to 40 - from someone else,
from 40 to 50 - from any,
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with the window closed.
So let's drink to never
The window didn't close!
On my birthday I wish:
May you be lucky everywhere!
To be the first on vacation,
I was not the last to work!
So that the apartment is big
The house outside the city is tall!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in the wallet!
For good health -
It’s impossible without him!
So that you are not forgotten
All old friends!
Buddy!
Use your mattress correctly!...
Money - under, women - on!
Happy birthday,
And with all our hearts we wish,
You should drink beer and honey,
And don’t let the disease take you,
And may you be brave and cheerful,
The wallet was always tight
There was success in your deeds,
All the nuts are tough!
You are my light at the end of the tunnel!
You are a grasshopper in a meadow!
I always go crazy about you!
I can't live without you!
Happy birthday -
I'll break glasses for you.
Oh, let's have a luxurious walk!
How I love you!!!
I wish you a key to a new car,
They'll give you a hefty wad of money,
Cold beer in a glass,
And so that friends don’t forget!
Congratulations!
On your birthday, we decided not to waste time on trifles and wish you a thousand years of happiness and a kilometer of smile!
May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet,
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa
Funny birthday wishes for a guy in verse
Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
Congratulations and love!
Happiness, joy, luck,
I'll send you congratulations!
And forget about your “raspberry tree” -
I sincerely wish you!
Wake up birthday boy -
I'm leaving with a gift!!!
Be strong like Valuev,
Smart like Dibrov!
Boy I want to say
Many kind words!
Happy Birthday dear,
Let the soul sing!
And hope in the heart
May he always live!
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sherbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!
Funny birthday greetings
Love - until I drop,
Happiness - without barriers.
Lives - without loss.
And the most devoted friends!
Let any dream, as if by magic,
It can turn into a reality fairy tale.
Like a good fairy, she waves her wand,
everything you wished for will happen instantly.
Happy birthday!
We should wish such a guy on this day
Mother-in-law of a grumpy and affectionate wife,
So that I want to build a house, plant trees,
And in love and consent, have children.
To be happy in our lives, we don’t need much:
Your own home, wife and children, and love as a reward!
Short funny birthday greetings
We wish you a sea of happiness,
A little bit of adversity
Ocean of luck
A trickle of worries.
What is more important to you:
Be richer or smarter?
I wish you in one fell swoop on your birthday
Become a nerdy oligarch!
To keep the money flowing
And the brains worked.
Well, who will I be?
Your first deputy!
What can I wish for you, my boyfriend?
I don’t know, my dear friend...
To be handsome? No, I don't want to!
To be happy? Of course yes.
He who is happy is always beautiful
Hello, on your birthday, you received a text message asking you to send you many of the most tender kisses!
I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!
Happy birthday greetings for boyfriend and funny wishes
We wish you a life without sadness,
Don't worry for no reason
Always look cheerful
You will never know where it hurts.
You are always on top
You command respect!
Let them accompany you
Good luck and luck!
We wish you many years to come
Blessings and abundance!
And let it be heard
Everyone has your last name!
I wish you life
As if in high society.
And for this open
Your website on the Internet.
The essence of the congratulations is simple -
Live to at least 100
In a pleasant environment,
Love and respect!
Cool wishes to congratulate a guy on his birthday
I went to the casino yesterday
Left - not a coin.
May you have more luck
In life and in roulette.
Hero of the first landing,
And beaten mercilessly in it,
We congratulate the merchant
Happy next birthday!
You put down the trunks, bags,
Hide invoices and invoices:
Let's raise our glasses
For a series of continuous successes.
Love is not a small part of life
Harder to work than you,
The hard road to happiness
You deservedly led!
And in this world, crazy and fast,
Please become a minister as soon as possible!!!
We are glad, buddy, that you have a holiday today.
And we all burst in to congratulate you -
there is no doubt about it.
Now we will pull you by the ears
and together wish the whole crowd good things!
We wish you with all our hearts
Good health forever,
Good endless love,
Great hope, strong faith,
And complete happiness without measure,
In the work of lasting success,
And in life - sincere laughter!
Keep your mouth shut! Please accept our congratulations! We wish you a self-assembled tablecloth, on which there will always be Italian pizza, Swiss chocolate, French croissants and Scotch whiskey. We hope that you will have a Genie who will fulfill your deepest desires!
Dear friend, today is your big holiday. We sincerely wish you a chest of health. Ride in a Ferrari with awesome music. And in the evenings drink cocktails. Let everything that was planned come true. I want your life to be as bright as a camera flash.
On this day we have gathered here to celebrate your birthday! It seems to me that you already have everything that is most valuable and important, so I wish you to have a cottage in Madrid, eat barbecue every weekend, and swim in gold. Let the carpet plane carry you to work in the morning. Let the candles on the cake blow out on the first try. Let your teeth not fall out, your hair not turn gray, and wrinkles not appear.
Birthday boy, don’t yawn, grab your congratulations! And we want to wish you fabulous wealth, amazing moments! We wish you to often go to the bar with friends and drink 16-year-old whiskey. Let there always be beer in the refrigerator. May your weekend always be great. Let the awl in your butt keep you from living a boring life.
We were really looking forward to your birthday! We want to wish you on this significant day that your holiday will always be great. Let every journey be unrealistically cool. We wish you never to grow old and that your head does not hurt in the morning. May there always be spring in your soul. We hope that all life will be sweet, and only food will be salty.
Congratulations listen! I want you to have everything for complete happiness! Let the yacht be at the pier. Let the credit card be unlimited. Let there always be only the best food on the table: there will be Chinese tea, only American burgers, and, of course, Spanish wine, German sausages, Japanese sushi, Russian borscht, Ukrainian lard.
On your birthday, we want to wish you a box of miracles! Let the photos on Instagram be killer. Let all oil rigs have one owner - you.
Bro, today is your holiday! I wish you to go on vacation only to the coolest resorts. Always remain young at heart, so that you can play tricks like in your youth.
My friend, happy birthday! Have a blast. Always be positive. Let everything be great in your personal life. Wake up the first time in the morning, and don’t set your alarm clock ten times. May nothing ever break. Let there be your personal helicopter at the airport, and a motorcycle in the garage.
Friend, we congratulate you! We hope that every day in your life will be like a holiday. We wish you to find answers to all your questions. We hope that all your decisions will be correct. Let the latest model iPhone be in your pocket. And the Russians will win the football championship.
Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse
Well, man, congratulations to you!
I wish you a sea of beer.
No, then it’s the ocean:
You're our beer gourmet.
You can also have herring with beer,
Cognac, wine and vodka.
We'll add money on top
Happiness, joy and dumplings,
And a little love too,
Just don't hit me in the face
And they didn’t drive me off the couch,
And they quietly adored it!
Finally it's all over,
Today the sun was born.
Well, what a charm, what a bunny?!
Oh, it's a dandelion boy!
Always obedient and simple,
But for some reason he’s single.
The face is a little swollen,
Well, not a face, but just a snout...
So handsome, young
And slender, noble, businesslike.
I'll be honest: ideal!
No one has ever seen anything like this.
I want to wish you
Continue in the same spirit.
Grow big and don't get old.
Find your wife quickly!
On your Day I want to wish you
Always get home from work on time,
To always be desired and loved,
And love your wife yourself.
Be just as crazy
And on the head of the sick,
Always honest, positive,
Brave, bright and dear.
Congratulations, dear friend,
You are not young now.
Gray hair plays in the temples,
The left leg is lame.
Hang in there, don't worry
Spit in the face of all problems.
You are so handsome!
Well, just think, not a boy -
An adult uncle, a business man,
But he’s young at heart!
From heart to soul
I congratulate you.
Well, now I'll bring it down
Wishes for you.
I wish you happiness
And, of course, kindness,
A sea of joy, luck,
So that life is simple,
So that the sofa is soft
And the wife was like that,
So that the glass is full
And it is always desirable!
Oh buddy, congratulations
And I wish you everything:
Affection, tenderness, care,
So as not to be kicked out of work,
And a beautiful wife.
I'll give you a little hint here:
Get out of the house more often -
You'll meet a girl. Familiar?
So go down the aisle with her,
Our avid stallion.
Dear friend, congratulations!
I wish you a sea of joy
And I wish I could make more money
And pretty girls.
I wish you happiness,
So that there is no bad weather,
So that life is like raspberries,
To avoid getting a sore throat.
Be as young as you are
And beautiful, mischievous.
My dear and dear,
I congratulate you.
Always be with such a soul
I wish you.
Be as kind, sweet,
Honest, loving, beautiful.
Just don't be jealous
So grumpy in the morning.
And it's time to play sports,
Rest more
Don't overeat on cake
And go to bed.
But I love you like that
Which one I have.
You and I are already family,
And it’s such an honor to me!
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck.
And love to boot.
I wish you a dacha
Your own pool and plane,
Let your flight through life
It will be accurate and simple.
Stay single...
Don't look for a problem for yourself.
Take care of your system
Food, nervous.
Walk the right path.
We want to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you.
We say congratulations:
Good luck and luck,
More money and goodness,
Happiness, joy, beaver,
And a little love
So that my wife can warm her feet.
I wish you a lot of money and wealth and prosperity!
And then also finances, so that life in the world can be sweet.
So that only your yachts moor at the pier.
And the girls smiled just like that, not for rubles.
Let your streak of luck fly around the equator!
Well, there is no prohibition on a glass with “white” - a dispenser!
Let the champagne sparkle, we'll toast you!
On your birthday, we wish you to occupy a high position.
So that colleagues respect, the secretary adores!
May you live a hundred years and never know troubles!
Accept congratulations, and quickly pour everyone!
Your birthday has arrived, let's hasten to congratulate you!
We wish you to rule your life for a long time!
Let your health only get stronger, and your friends respect everyone.
In order for the card to be replenished, they always look up to you.
May you always be lucky, may you want and be able!
Always stay in good spirits, remember: life is just life.
Don’t bend under it, always remain steadfast!
Make friends with the positive, sad, don’t go to bed!
Gather your friends more often, maybe at home, maybe more often!
We will always come to you, support you and eat you!
We wish you to look great, and we wish you happiness, in your personal life!
We also wish from the bottom of our hearts that babies will appear.
You will be a faithful husband, father, because you are a daredevil in life!
Well, while you’re among us, we’re hanging out - it’s great, it’s just great!
Handsome, smart, rich, powerful - may there be no clouds over you!
Enjoy your birthday by accepting congratulations!
May you always be on horseback, with positivity on the wave!
Let them rustle in your pockets: pounds, euros and rubles.
So that they can help a lot in life’s problems.
Well, the main thing is always to make life sweet, meet your love.
Let her blood boil!
Today everything is possible, there is no word “impossible”.
Now all the family and friends have gathered!
If you want to put your head in the cake, we are all waiting.
We'll be happy to give you a little push!
You are a cheerful birthday boy, and a very good friend.
May life protect you from sorrows and evil blizzards!
So that he dresses in an expensive store, and always travels in a gold limousine.
There was always money left on the credit card, the beauties only smiled at you.
May life always be stormy and bright!
Keep your tail up and always be happy!
Let everything always be just - Hurray!
Oh, I came to the party, you invited me, my friend!
Of course, I congratulate you and wish you much happiness.
I wish for a house near the sea, and not to know grief in that house.
Cadillac and Jaguar, and also a sports car!
So that on the highway, the speed is two hundred, so that you don’t sit still!
Congratulations! Pour it up! And make a wish!
Always follow a diet, they say it’s good for you.
Visit the gym, you will be very agile.
And make friends with nature, remember: she gives life!
In general, you repeat everywhere: “I want, I can and I will!”
Cool did I wish here? I tried, I composed!
Happy birthday greetings to a man, funny funny prose and poems
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Other congratulations
- Happy birthday greetings to a woman in your own words
Birthday is always the most long-awaited and most enjoyable holiday, especially for girls. I want to congratulate you on this amazing holiday of Your Day and wish with all my heart to remain as beautiful and irresistible.
Happy Birthday man!
Be as you are used to:
Strong, angry, slightly unshaven,
Insolent, sharp, but not beaten.
Let your dreams come true
Let your friends admire
Whatever you think, it will come
And it will lead to success!
May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
May your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.
You are a prominent and strong man.
Don't be bad on your birthday,
Have fun to the fullest
But don’t mix vodka with beer!
Happy birthday, charming man, cool little guy and just a super person! I wish you great success in life, wherever you may be, may it be good and rosy everywhere. Big Babosiks for you, which you can count for years and won’t be able to count, this is of course a fairy tale, but I wish to at least have such a plan and bring it to life. I wish you health, so that the years do not cripple you, do not knock down your impulses and goals, always achieve sharp turns and you will become an even cooler pepper.
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!
To a real man
Supermacho (unvarnished)
We wish you on your birthday
So that everything is just class:
Money so that it flows like a raging river
They flowed into the accounts themselves,
May your house be five stories high
It grew out of the ground itself.
So that the wife is obedient:
Words across - no, no,
So that you while away with her
Years of happiness and love.
Let them not penetrate your soul
No melancholy, God forbid stress,
But it will always be with you
A burning interest in life.
We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter sex, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!
I wish you a lot of happiness,
Love and a sea of earthly blessings,
And the mood is groovy,
Smiles bright and colorful!
More money, strength, luck,
Let there be a villa, a Mercedes
And everything that means a lot in life
I wish you sales miracles!
Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!
Happy birthday,
We will wish you everything you want.
Steamboat, apartment, car,
An airplane and a wad of money,
May I always love my grandmother,
Never sawed.
To clean the apartment,
She served tea and coffee.
So that she doesn’t go to the left,
Money to carry into the house.
She sewed, washed, cooked...
So that everything is in order, in general.
You are a very distinguished man.
The guy is just anywhere.
And they add charisma
All the years we've lived.
Like cognac, you are only better
Every year it becomes more and more valuable.
May health, joy, happiness
They will be stronger and stronger.
Let the girls adore
Success accompanies business,
The money is just coming.
You, my friend, are the best!
I wish you to always fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex!
Give smiles and love,
Let the blood play hot!
Celebrate the holiday for the whole world,
Act like a banker in life
And in bed like a fakir!
Eat fruit, drink wine,
And let everything be like in the movies!
I wish you happiness and goodness,
So that life is as bright as day,
So that only joy, without worries,
I crossed your threshold.
Be cheerful, always beautiful,
Friendly, smart and sweet,
Desired, kind and simple,
Always loved and dear!
You must be strong: at the dacha, in the family,
At work, at home, walking the Earth.
You must be strong when kissing your wife
Holding a child, plowing virgin soil!
But on your birthday you should understand
Why is it hard to suffer all the time for so long?
And once a year you can give a damn about everything!
I want you to always be given!
Awards, honors, medals.
I want you to always have it!
A glass filled with wine.
I want you to get up
And he never gave up!
Your strong spirit.
Such wishes!
I congratulate you
I do not know what to say!
You have so much
That I have nothing to desire.
I'll wish for you
I saved everything I needed,
May you always be happy!
May you always be in everything
Amazingly lucky
Whatever you want, let fate
Definitely gives!
Three apartments for you, two dachas,
A convertible to boot
And a wife who doesn’t scold,
Although I don’t believe it! But I wish!
So on your birthday
Do not regret the positive mood,
Be happy as hell
And come on, don’t forget us!
I personally wish from the bottom of my heart,
You're like a house cat,
To always have a great life
Both at work and at home!
Be as fast as the autumn wind
Healthy, strong like a bull,
And also so that with all this
He was also a great guy!
Let life give bright moments -
Friends support, loved ones - kindness,
May all your cherished wishes come true
And the most desired dream.
No matter what happens, don’t deviate from your goal.
Achieve great success in what you love.
Let joy warm your heart,
Good luck greets you with laurels!
A woman once congratulated a man,
Took him to the doctor
I checked my tonsils, shaved my stubble,
I submitted my urine for analysis.
She fed her food and put her to bed.
She covered him with herself.
And she lived next to him for a long time,
Satisfied with this fate.
And it all started with simple congratulations.
Dude, I'm not like that at all!
Man, happy birthday to you!
And there will be no more words.
Bloom and smell like a tulip!
Burled like a fiery volcano!
Be as mighty and strong as a cedar,
So that they can’t bend you
No hurricanes, no winds,
Nor the fleeting years!
For ** years! Here's to flourishing!
Be happy and healthy for a hundred years!
I won’t wish you abroad,
You can, even better, relax at home.
Therefore, I wish you success in life,
To have everything you want and always have:
Country house, rooms for a hundred,
To live beautifully, to spite everyone’s troubles,
A pond near the river, a garden and a forest,
You couldn't help but have fun.
Court in the woods, next to a cool cycle track,
It’s not a sin for anyone to play sports...
And when you come home tired,
A balyk with caviar is waiting for you in the living room,
Vodka with sausage, beer, cognac,
Pig with horseradish, fruit, pike perch...
I wish you beautiful weather in your heart,
A beautiful life, awesome and cool:
With cold beer, sweaty vodka,
Sparkling champagne and red caviar.
I wish you girlfriends, cute and sweet,
Bosom friends, confident, strong.
Carefree, easy, without worries and worries -
Live to the fullest!
Well, everyone, happy birthday!
What do you dream about? Perhaps about
To fly abroad often on vacation,
And raise a son, build your own house,
Fall in love, get married successfully.
And I also want to wish this,
But the most important thing in life, perhaps, is health.
On your birthday I want to tell you -
Fill your destiny with endless love!
We wish the eagle farsightedness,
To be as hardworking as a bee,
To be as fast as a free leopard,
To accurately evaluate everything by eye!
Let your days pass in succession,
And you will live to a gray old age,
Let those around you listen, worried -
Wisdom always speaks from your lips!
Your birth is simply a celebration of the century,
You always succeed in everything grandly.
There is no more perfect person next to us,
Who will definitely always achieve his goal!
Birthday boy! Congratulation
This holiday, embrace it!
Be healthy, strong, strong,
Don't be bored for no reason!
And I want to be rich!
Find some treasure,
Travel around the world,
See a lot, know a lot!
Happy Birthday to You,
We say a toast to you on this day.
We drink vodka to the bottom, for health,
After all, wine is not a man's domain.
Oh, my head hurts in the morning,
So, yesterday you were a bright falcon!
Congratulations, drink your glass to the bottom,
To avoid a hangover
Friend, I wish you eternal wellness.
And do not be discouraged by doubts in everyday life.
Let your head hurt in the morning,
So you are a real man!
You live like the free wind,
Measuring in miles of centuries.
Congratulations to our man,
The kindest person!
Let neither vodka nor port wine,
They will not break a strong character.
After all, today is my birthday,
We congratulate you!
