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It's not easy for students these days
They would like milk for its harmfulness,
At least for an experiment,
At least on a student’s glorious day!
We wish you happiness, friends,
Love model and thin,
And so that memory is at the test
Don't lose your head!

Student - you are a martyr of science!
You don’t sleep at night, there’s silence in class,
But on student's day you bravely
Eat, play and scream.
May all talents flourish
In which you are so rich,
And daring often helps
Have time to do everything in this life!

***
If you are students at a university,
Some with difficulty, some without difficulty -
May it be in your belly today
Vodka splashes, not water.
If you have a record book,
Is she or isn’t she? -
Let your eyes not see clearly
Under the influence of wine.
If somewhere in the group lists
There's a place for you too
Let it over your half-corpse
The rector will say: “Drink kvass!”

***
I wish you, mischievous students,
Do everything on time and you won’t get it on time.
Invent - and receive patents,
So that on the student's day there is something to go on a spree with.
It was a simple aphorism
Someone wise once said:
“You may not be a student,
But you must exhibit!”

***
To students all over the country, I want to wish!
Great success in life, good luck and goodness!
And so that we never forget each other!
Sorrows and worries are bypassed!
And loyalty and love are present with you!
So have fun student and sing!
Today is only your holiday!

***
On Tatyana's day, or on student's day
I want to read congratulations:
Let there be summer in your heart,
Just like students do these days.
I also wish, guys,
My young students,
To have as much happiness as you need,
May your days be joyful,
So that the heart would forever burn,
So that about sleepless nights
The soul never regretted it.
Let it be like this forever in life.

***
Student life is like a holiday
From call to call.
Remember for the session
And an assessment for centuries. Let the carefreeness last,
That carelessness, the ardor of the heart.
Congratulations through all your youth
Wear it with pride!

***
A student celebrates his day -
Best life moment!
Put things aside, tests -
Nobody has time for work these days!
Let your circle of friends become wider,
Let the world become more cheerful!
Love, success to all,
Knowledge, meetings and light!
Wrote congratulations
Congratulations right on time.
***

On Tatyana's Day, we congratulate students,
We wish them a high five session,
So that there is enough money for the scholarship,
So that you have enough strength to think and dream,
So that the lectures don’t seem boring,
I was lucky in the dorm with a microclimate,
So that misunderstandings and sorrows
You always laughed in everyone's face.
***
There is such a day in January,
When students are having fun.
He wishes them congratulations
Tatyana's day of great happiness!
To make studying easy,
For the session to be successful,
So that the scholarship grows,
And so that there is love, of course!
To always have enough strength
At lectures and parties,
So that success floats into your hands,
So that life is like in the picture!
***

Wonderful name - Tatyana!
If you, friends, are not lazy,
celebrate the victory of knowledge
exactly on Tatiana's day!

***
Today is a holiday without deception,
My beloved Tatyana!
Your day has come, what do you wish?
How can I honor you?
You are good! Well, it's just amazing!
Sweet, natural, beautiful.
Isn't there a smile on your cheeks?
Well, smile, your lips are flexible.
Leave your sadness, your doubts,
Sad thoughts only cause torment.
I wish to celebrate freely
For the rest of the share!
Tatiana! Birthday - happiness
And bad weather does not suit you.
Today, I know for sure
There's plenty of room for happiness!

***
The life of a student is fleeting, like the flight of a butterfly:
It contains success and bad luck, it contains fall and rise,
The young, daring and beautiful impulse of his soul lives in him!
Sessions and tests in it - the student is anxiously awaiting them
And with the hope of a miracle, he thinks that he will “make it through”!
He prays to Saint Tatiana, because he knows that she
The patroness of everyone who lost sleep during the session.
For male and female students to pass the exam on time
On Tatyana's day I will give you congratulations for good luck!

***
Well, Tatyana, you give,
Your life is very cool!
As a student and as a lady,
You only recognize smart people.
And you are so not lazy
Have fun on this day.
You cast a shadow on the fence
It's already been a day.
You walk and eat
And you don’t get tired at all.
And they walk with you
All students are already two hundred years old.

***
At this festive table
You can't escape.
Now we'll drink to the diploma
And for its owner.
Let him continue to drink joy
And he doesn’t forget us.
We wish him all the best,
Which he wants for himself.

***
Tatyana's day is such a good day!
End of exams, end of cramming!
Students celebrate this day with songs
And celebrate the end of the session!
And the next one is in almost six months!
Congratulations to them - worries put aside!
And at the same time - and this is part of the plan -
Today we congratulate all Tatiana!
And we will give a flower to all Tatianas,
And this poetic congratulation!

***
We congratulate you, students!
On January day, happy holiday,
You need to meet him with dignity,
So - have fun from the heart!
Today is a holiday, well, tomorrow again
You will take up your studies zealously,
On this day good luck and love
Accept as a gift from Saint Tatiana!

***
Someday this will all end -
Tests, exams sessions,
Students, of course, want
Learn a profession faster
But study time is great
Will remain in memory forever!
Happy student holiday
We would like to congratulate you from the bottom of our hearts!

***
Congratulations on Student's Day
And I want to say now:
Let the palette of bright colors
Your life is colorful more than once!
May it last for a long time
The fuse of wondrous youth,
Make way for failures
Lik Tatyanin ordered!

***
Today is a frosty day,
And vain and mischievous
A smart laboratory assistant and a formidable teacher
They are in a hurry to congratulate you and me!
They hasten to say that they have not forgotten,
How we spent our youth on “Ura”,
Every memory smolders in my soul
It's a wonderful time to be a student!

***
Today you don’t have to be shy -
Throw away the load of scientific books!
You don't have to worry
That you will be late for university again.
Today, know that you have the right
Do not touch notes until morning
The professor will understand that he is rejoicing
And the kids honor Tatyana!
Reports, abstracts are forgotten,
The tests are left for later!
Today you can from the heart
Lose yourself in the dashing holiday!

***
Defender Tatiana protects students:
She will take away failures and sorrows from us.
Will not let us stumble on the right path,
It will help you find a good place in life.
She will instill hope, confidence in success,
Will help us pass the exam without any “Fs” or interference.
May the memory be bright and the rumors good to her
For taking us under your wing!

***
It's hard not to fall in love with a student -
He has so much hope!
Sparkles with a deep blush
His happy face.
What is planned will happen,
And success will not keep you waiting,
His intercessor Tatyana
Always protects from interference!
I want a favorite student
Kiss on the cheeks today,
I wish you to study well
And I passed the exams with an “A”!

***
On Tatiana's day
Too lazy to study
Let's go celebrate everything.
We'll be there until the morning today
Entertain the neighbors.
Today we will drink wine
And walk until the morning.
Three centuries have already been established
Celebrate the day noisily.

***
Youth is the most valuable wealth,
It is given only once in our life
Not for drinking and having fun -
You are building your knowledge base now.
A university, a diploma are the foundation of an adult’s life,
Contribution to a secure future.
Be diligent in your studies so that after
Reap the result of your efforts.

***
You are a student, which means
You have chosen your profession.
And now it's your task
Pass all sessions with "excellent" marks,
Get a baggage of knowledge,
Become independent
To get recognition
Definitely in life.

***
Congratulations on Student's Day
Everyone who loves the light of knowledge.
May happy moments
Gives you life for many years.
May learning be a joy
And the tests are like a dream,
And the couples make me sad and tired
It will never come.

***
So as not to oversleep in the morning,
Set yourself an alarm clock
So that jokes on your mobile phone
Send to all students.
Wish them easy couples,
So that life is not a burden,
And studying is only a joy,
And the score is the highest score.
So that the words don't get confused,
The memory did not go astray,
So that the teachers don't bite,
And they would always love you!

***
What can a student wish?
Eat a lot, sleep more,
Get up on time in the morning
To the couple so as not to be late.
Be rosy and healthy
Ready to learn
Teachers - kind, honest,
Lectures - short, interesting,
Parties with friends
Bright creative ideas.
In general, so that it’s not boring
And studying started!

***
Tatyana's day - the day of unity
Students of different generations.
The strict professor took the diploma
He will remember his youth secretly,
He'll take the couples for a walk,
He will give credit to everyone just like that,
Let there be gray hair at the temples for a long time -
He is still a student at heart.

***
From session to session
Students live happily!
Well, it’s a glorious day on Tatiana
Too lazy to study!
Accept congratulations,
Celebrate the holiday noisily,
So that tomorrow with new strength
Take up your studies again.

***
Happy Student's Day!
All we need is:
Let the teachers give A's,
Let them not notice the cribs,
May you be lucky in the exams
The neighbor always lets you write off,
Let there be time for fun
Don't have a hangover tomorrow!

***
Let there be no apartment yet
And there is no car either,
Even though sometimes there are holes in the budget,
It's no shame - you're a student.
There will be work ahead
There will be life, family and home,
In the meantime, take your tests
And write yourself a diploma!

***
Tatyana's Day and Student's Day -
How ironic of fate
Intertwined with an invisible ribbon
On a single holiday these days.
So let the student fraternity
Take Tatyana as an example
And he will look up to her
As a source of good deeds.
Tatiana's tenacity and courage
Let them always inspire you.
Live honestly, without deception.
Good luck to you throughout the year!

***
Student life is a fun and wonderful time
You will never forget her.
Already a free person, but you are not an adult yet,
And let everyday questions not torment you for now.
And it seems like just recently you said goodbye to childhood,
And maturity and seriousness are already in the neighborhood.
Say goodbye to carelessness, say goodbye to great life,
Walk along it confidently, make sure you don’t stumble.

***
Walk with all your heart, student!
Let him give every compliment,
It's a huge holiday for you,
And all your friends are happy!
We wish you successful sessions,
So that you are always full and cheerful!
Great joy, love,
Find a great job!
We congratulate everyone on Student's Day,
We are happy to celebrate this holiday,
We wish you interesting studies,
And in the future - a decent salary!

***
Student, forget about everything today,
Let's celebrate Tatyana's day with a high five,
May this holiday bring joy,
And on a January day the sun shines brighter!

***
Let Student's Day pass
Without sadness and worries.
May luck smile
And at least you'll be lucky in some way!

***
We wish you perseverance, we wish you excitement,
To make learning easy and enjoyable.
Students, relax! Today is your day!
And don’t let the shadow overshadow his session!

***
Patience for you for many years
And happiness in this life is not easy!
Please accept congratulations, student,
And smile, because today is your holiday!

***
We wish to learn, sometimes to fall in love
And don’t get lost in life’s search.
May your head always be bright,
Beautiful – thoughts, actions, words!

***
A flock of white snowflakes will explode into fireworks -
Winter is in a hurry to congratulate all students.
May these years be a beautiful bright light,
Which will remain in your heart forever!

***
Today we will present you a bouquet of compliments.
You are the hope and support of our valiant country,
Her status, prospects and advancement in everything.
Congratulations to you, students, on this bright, bright day!

***
Being a student is great!
Being a student is beautiful!
May things go well
And neither fluff nor feather!

***
Happy Tatyana's Day from the bottom of my heart!
I wish you success in your studies,
More happy and joyful days,
Today is your holiday, so be merry!

On January 12, 1755, the Empress of “All Rus'” Elizaveta Petrovna signed a decree establishing Moscow University. Since then, this day (January 25 according to the new style) began to be considered Student Day, and Saint Tatiana, to whom January 25 “belonged” before, became the patroness of all students in Russia.

The very story of the signing of the decree by Empress Elizabeth begins with the initiative of Ivan Ivanovich Shuvalov - a philanthropist, patron of scientists and collector, and in addition, also a favorite of the almighty empress, and is worthy of a separate story. It is known that Ivan Ivanovich Shuvalov was a patron and, possibly, a friend of M.V. Lomonosov, and Lomonosov himself greatly influenced the choice of Moscow for the founding of the university. Among his arguments were references to the fact that many nobles live in Moscow, which means there will be people willing to study; many provincials have relatives in Moscow and will be able to provide themselves with housing and food; Accommodation in Moscow is cheaper than in other cities.

Ultimately, Elizaveta Petrovna signed the proposed decree, thereby opening a new era in the history of Russia - after all, before, students did not exist there as a class.

Well, Vladimir Putin officially designated January 25 as Student Day, although the full name sounds a little different: Tatyana’s Day - Russian Students’ Day.

As follows from popular wisdom, a student is always ready to spend time outside the “educational process”: just like a hundred years ago, today, Russian students drink vodka, set off fireworks and have fun until they drop. In the 19th century, all of Moscow celebrated Student’s Day; now students have their own clubs and discos. “Fun and noisy” is the motto of this movement, during which the main thing is to feel like a Student!

Congratulations on Student's Day
And with all my heart I wish,
So that the tails become shorter,
May the nights be longer.
Let the teachers become kinder
And the ratings only warmed me up,
So that knowledge arrives -
They got into their own head.
The session should be cancelled.
And they replaced it with rest.
So that the scholarship is raised,
They just gave it that way.
Let everything be easy
But problems are far away!

Being a student is cool.
And I want to wish
To complex sciences
Pass everything with "excellent" marks.

So that life always boils,
And the soul sang with happiness,
The session was not overshadowed,
It only brought joy.

Creative inspiration
I still want to wish
To make difficult decisions
We were always up to the task!

Congratulations on Student's Day, the holiday of young dreams, new knowledge, interesting hobbies and cheerful student life. I wish every day to be full of new goals, confident aspirations, wonderful ideas, funny stories and personal victories. May the student's years be memorable and happy, may correct knowledge and tireless enthusiasm lead to a beloved and prestigious profession.

What can a student wish?
Sessions are easy to pass,
Never lose heart
And get credits.

To be self-confident,
At the board - like at a shooting range.
So that there is positivity in the heart,
And ideas are creative.

I congratulate you on Student's Day,
Happy one of the best days.
Cherish the wonderful moments
Your carefree youth!

Have fun, don't be afraid,
Go to the cinema, dance and sing.
Don't worry about the couples
Today is possible - such a day.

Let everything be great in life,
Studying will be great.
Let him be lucky on the personal front.
Student, no worries!

On student's day I wish
Live without grief and sadness.
Pass the session successfully.
There's no need to break any firewood anywhere.

To have a nice rest,
So that you don't sleep during lectures.
Find your purpose in life,
Go to her with confidence.

Energy, youth and beauty!
The beauty of student years.
It will never happen again.
There is no more beautiful age.

We congratulate you all today,
Happy Tatyana's Day, Student's Day!
May bright success await you
And a sea of ​​pleasant moments.

Happy Student's Day!
More memorable moments
An easy, carefree life,
To sleep as much as you want
So that the tests are automatic,
Coursework without plagiarism,
To pass the exams
And they showed off in the record book
Only the highest scores
May the year be a success!

Easy sessions and semesters,
Interesting lectures for you.
Be like a maestro in your studies
Know that you can handle everything!

And study "excellently"
Remember the best moments
Look into the distance optimistically.
Happiness in life! Happy Student's Day!

Let freebies visit you more often -
Once a session, or better yet seven.
It’s easier to pass the tests, without any hassle,
Yes, spurs, completely invisible to the teacher.
Once there’s a retake, it’s like clockwork,
And if suddenly it gets knocked up, it’s not dangerous,
May fortune help you in everything,
Any dangers disappear.
Control - lungs,
Entertainment - long,
Success in the future, decent salaries!
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Statuses about students (Part 1).

upcoming Student's Day- January 25, aka Tatyana's Day a small selection of statuses about students.

Statuses about students probably one of the most fun, and not because students are not close to love, sadness and romance. But rather the opposite, because it is in youth that everything that is overwhelming, you want to throw out, even in the form status for VKontakte. Moreover, some begin celebrate Student's Day exactly from the shift VKontakte status. So, statuses about students, statuses about Student's Day congratulations, statuses about students are funny, statuses about students are funny, statuses about Students' Day, statuses about students and morning, statuses about students

Funny statuses about students:

During the Student's Day celebration in the dormitory, the most modest thing was... a snack.

The greatest mystery of mathematics: hundreds of years of study, thousands of theorems, millions of formulas... and X is still unknown

I forgot my pen! Have you forgotten your head? No! Oh, I see everything, I see it, put it back in the bag!

A student asks a student: -Did they make mantu at school??? -Yes, why??? -Don’t you know that you can wash yourself???

Statuses about students and morning:

I won't set an alarm today. Let the Almighty himself decide whether to go to the first couple or not...

How quickly time flies; I didn’t even have time to wake up and was already late for university...

Sometimes an alarm clock helps you wake up, but more often it stupidly interferes with sleep...

Well... it's Winter and cold outside... But I have to go to the University, and every morning I ask myself the same question, SHOULD I?

Statuses about students:

The depth of a student’s neckline during an exam does not depend at all on the depth of her knowledge, and the size of her bust is insurance...

The horoscope for today promised me sexual games...... now I’m thinking, doesn’t this mean that you @ but me at the exam today??

Memo for students: grabbing your head with your hands is not quite the same thing as grabbing your mind

I read fluently in English, French, German, Portuguese, Italian and other languages ​​with Latin letters... but I don’t understand anything

Session... I crawled to you...

Sometimes there is such a strange and amazing feeling as if I am interested in learning, but somehow it passes quickly?!

Dear dream, I miss you so much. We are used to spending so much time together, but now the session has come between us. But soon, very soon we will see each other again...

Statuses Student's Day congratulations:

Become a scientist, publish works,
Become famous throughout the planet
And glorify our University:
After all, in it you have found the path to success!

Happy Student's Day!
I wish you a good night's sleep,
Walk, drink, have fun
And don’t fail at the session!

Although there is a snowstorm outside,
Spring drops ring in my soul.
On Tatiana's Day, hearts are open,
The streets are washed with a smile.
And I run headlong home,
To be with you on Tatiana’s Day!

We drink in different doses

We fall asleep in different positions,

We remember different moments

We are called - Students!

Happy Student's Day!

Statuses about student's day

Students' Day is celebrated today by students from all cities and universities. A good reason to meet with friends from the institute, university or college. Student's Day is that holiday that always speaks of youth, fun, romance, carelessness and, of course, nights without sleep. Student's Day has been celebrated for quite a long time, and this holiday is known to everyone who has prepared for exams and passed the exams at least once. The holiday is very popular among young people, because it gives a reason for meetings and fun. All students are young people who live in the very center of developments and are aware of all the innovations; they love original, amazing things in everything, including congratulations.

Today, students congratulate each other on holidays in an original and interesting way, so as to attract attention and indicate their attitude to the events taking place. Installing a status message, or statuses about a student’s day, has gained great popularity. Statuses about student's day are very interesting, funny, light and quickly spread on the Internet. All your acquaintances and classmates will be able to read the status congratulations, this will give you a reason to smile and join in the celebration with congratulations and wishes.

D Student's Day is always a cheerful and fiery holiday on which it is customary to have fun. Celebrate, hold KVN and concerts within the walls of the native institute, as well as bright and fiery discos and celebrations. Another wonderful holiday for the winter, without which it is so difficult and difficult to spend time further, to think about the session (by the way, in many universities it ends at the full-time department on January 25), so all the holidays become a wonderful rest after tedious lectures from which you are already tired not only students, but also their girlfriends, boyfriends, parents and teachers. So this is why the status on a social page should be beautiful and cool, because everyone is already tired of academic lectures.

Happy Student's Day! Happy Tatyana's Day! I wish you, friends, full pockets and a happy family!

There is a genius sleeping within every student, and it is getting stronger every day.

The mess in a student’s head during an exam miraculously turns into noodles in the teacher’s ears.

I send greetings and congratulations to all the conquerors of science, successful in business and not so successful, so that the union of students is strong!

If you want to study, lie down, sleep and everything will pass.

We congratulate you all on a happy holiday, Happy Student's Day! We wish you patience and hard work. So that knowledge is given to you freely, easily, and so that you can realize yourself in later life! Good luck everyone!

Student's Day is the day when the windows of all minibuses fog up.

He who doesn't work eats! Learn student!

A student is a unique creature who needs six months to learn any material in one night.

Only our students try to write a coursework one day before it is due!

We drink in different doses, we fall asleep in different positions, we remember different moments, we are called Students!

The hardest thing about writing a modern dissertation is not to put emoticons after every successful thought.

What do you want for student's day? - A student!

A real student is not the one who asks what exam is today, but the one who, when leaving, is interested in what kind of exam he passed today.

Cool statuses on Student's Day: Today we can do everything: dream, walk or sleep together...

I’m sitting at a lecture, I look at the lecturer, the more he loads, the more I slow down

Oh, in our yard, Oh, the lights were burning! And a car! And a garage! Student's Day is our holiday!

During the Student's Day celebration in the dormitory, the most modest thing was... a snack.

D Student's day is a holiday of knowledge, a holiday of all youth. Hey students! Get ready and let's celebrate soon!

European students are saving up for education. Ours are for the session.

Student Petrov, having learned the statuses of friends on VKontakte, passed philosophy with excellent marks...

I dream of having a slot in my head for a flash drive, and I dream about it twice a year... (students will understand)

Memo for the student: grabbing your head with your hands does not mean exactly the same thing as grabbing your mind.

Students are people balancing between the army and higher education.

I'll get up early in the morning. I'll eat a kilo of peas. Let them smell it around. How bad for a student!

Sensation! A student has been found whose list of references in the abstract corresponds to reality.

“We are no strangers to difficulties!” - said the student and fell asleep...

Walk from morning to morning, then you’ll get into the doctor’s shoes, then you’ll deserve a monument! Go for a walk, student, seize the moment!

If you get up on your left foot in the morning, then the day will go well. If it's on the right, it's even better. And if you can’t get up at all, then it was good yesterday... And yesterday was student’s day...

Cool statuses on Student's Day: The closer the exam, the louder the students greet the teacher on the street...

Student canteen: -Do you have today’s salad? -I’ll tell you more, he’s also tomorrow!

Happy Student's Day, I wish you a good night's sleep in class, drink vodka, have fun and don't fail at the session =)

Students are perhaps the worst disaster that can happen to any building.

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