(The song “For our ladies” by Trofim plays)
We remember wonderful moments
What have you given us in life?
So without delay
Let's start the concert for our ladies!
We are grateful for the smiles
And for the heavenly features,
For the mistakes and mistakes
You forgive out of kindness.
For giving excitement,
That they rise again and again
And Divinity and inspiration,
And life, and tears, and love!
(The intro of the song "SONG OF OLD WOMEN - MERRY WOMEN».
New Russian grandmothers appear, sing a song)
SONG OF OLD WOMEN - MERRY WOMEN
Music Vladimir Shainsky Lyrics Mikhail Nozhkin
We are the people with our skills
Yes, he rewarded me with fun,
To lift your spirits
I have equipped you to help!
Chorus:
We're a year old - it doesn't matter!
If the soul is young!
It's not a problem for us!
If the soul is young!
Since childhood I have not been afraid of blood,
I will heal all of your wounds.
And if I laugh -
I'll want everyone around me to laugh.
Chorus.
I have a keen eye -
I will make out all your enemies.
Well, when I whistle at once,
I will put the army on the ground.
Chorus.
Can we fire the cannon?
Sew, wash, cook dinner!
Well, what kind of old ladies are we?
The three of us are 300 years old!
Chorus.
Matryona: Good evening, dear ladies and people. Check out how cool I am today..a..cool in general, I’m already enjoying myself! And this is my old friend?..
Flower: ... oh, Matryon, how hard it is to be a real woman these days...
Matryona: oh, Flower, don’t talk. And you look really cool today, that’s okay! (Flower howls) What is it?
Flower: I got up this morning, sat down in front of the mirror, laid out my makeup in front of me... and fell asleep...
Matryona ? No, I went to the beauty salon today. Look what I'm like today..!!
Flower: oh, wow...what a beautiful lipstick you have!
Matryona : the lipstick is super-resistant, once you apply it you can never wipe it off, even if you go to bed with it... by God...
Flower: oooh
Matryona : Fathers, and the shoes, and the shoes...what is a Flower?
Flower: this is Iconika!
Matryona: ahh..that’s what..
Flower : shoes for the dead man! oh, for the fan! and look, I bought myself an anti-aging mask..ba..
Matryona : I immediately looked 40 years younger! No, you know, I struggle with wrinkles differently. right now..iron Rowenta, ironed it once and the wrinkles were gone!
Tsvetotsek : oh, you know, I already forgot about wrinkles.
Matryonaa: why is this??
Flower: sclerosis, the best medicine...hihihi....
Matryona : Flower, do you know why we even gathered??
Flower: nooo
Matryona: ahh..about our professional holiday!
Flower : janitor's day????
Matryona : Why is Janitor’s Day...??! I’m actually talking about a women’s holiday!
Flower :ahh..I remember, of course, I remember about the women’s holiday! Now our men will congratulate us! What do I look like??
Matryona : Lord forbid...i.e. I want to say super-stupid! Well guys, we are listening to you!
(Men come out singing)
We must tell you honestly
We need girls more than life.
Well, who will tell us that spring is coming,
Well, who will deprive us of peace and sleep?
Who will awaken love in the soul,
Who will make you believe in your dream again,
Who will kiss us, at least sometimes?
Who will share life with us once and for all?
Chorus: (grandmothers sing)
How can you live without us?
Well, tell me, tell me.
Where would you be without us?
Yes, just nowhere.
No wonder all centuries
We are carried in their arms
And we are ready to lend our hands again.
(they bring chairs to the grandmothers, they sit down)
Man : Let me congratulate you on Women's Day, and wish you to always remain as young as you are today..
Flower: Are you kidding me or what? I don’t understand..
Man2 :It shouldn’t be like that! dear grandmothers!
Matryona: by the way girls!
Flower: ...and not that expensive...
Man" :okay, our dear girls, on this day we would like to wish you intelligence, a lot of beauty..and also..
Matryona : wait, wait...what are you trying to say, that we are two unfortunate, terrible fools or something...??!
Man3 : it has to be like this! Our dear ladies, we congratulate you on the holiday and wish you good health!
Matryona: now, that's better!(The men leave) ________________________________________________
Matryona: Flower, what I wanted to tell you...
Flower: FAQ?
Matryona : Do you know that Maria has a granddaughter?
Flower: What are you talking about?!
Matryona : Yesterday I was born, by God.
Flower: Bah!
Matryona : Such an ugly girl!
Flower : It's nothing! It's nothing! Ugly things, they get prettier later. And beauties, on the contrary, turn stupid.
Matryona: Or maybe you were a beauty when you were a child..
Flower: Again! Stop it Matryona, let’s announce the number: on stage ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
(scenery: park, bench, Flower comes out, sits on the bench, later Matryona comes out)
Flower: Why did you come out with a guitar??
Matryona: Yes, I want to congratulate you personally..
Flower: personally...well, nice...will you be the only one to congratulate?
Matryona: no._______________________________________________________________
Flower :Okay, now, wait, I’ll take a pose..
Matryona: Fathers...you also have a congratulatory pose...
Flower : Well, what about... (hit parade)
L. Vaikule: Vernissage
Once in our village
I met you by chance
You drank kvass right at the kiosk.
I fell in love with you
For your ADIDAS suit
And there are 3 stripes on the emblem.
There is no end to the chance meeting
We hugged on the porch
Promising to love each other...
The yellow moon was shining
I realized that I was in love
I realized that I was in love
ETC.: May this March day
No one will be lonely
Let them give flowers to women,
And let the cats sing songs.
March 8th every year
I congratulate all the people
And this song is a joke to you
Performed for lovely ladies...
Boris Moiseev comes out
(behaves capriciously, mannered)
We are nobody to each other and that makes it easier
Doesn't hurt, doesn't pinch and doesn't drive you crazy
I came here to see you for a festive evening
To wish you all love and goodness.
I want you to be happy, alive,
If a bullet flies, it always passes by you,
And I want to tell you that you are all beautiful here,
But I’m in a hurry, I’m leaving now!
Ex: I won’t, I won’t eat your vinaigrette now,
And I will not and will not even eat your salad,
I'm passing through here, and I have a ticket in my hands,
I will soon leave for the city of Leningrad!
Alla Pugacheva
To the tune of the Song about a Real Colonel
Oh, what a capricious Boriska you are,
Get out of my sight quickly
You're acting like a radish
What should I do, I’ll sing for two,
Etc.: Let the songs ring loudly
Today is our holiday!
Happy March 8th, girls
Come out, let's start dancing!
Flower: oh, Matryona, thank you very much... and this is not Boris’s son Maesya..?? (Matryona looks at the flower with amazing eyes)
Matryona: Flower, today is a holiday, but you need to write an explanation why you were late for your Chinese language lessons yesterday??
Flower: damn it (in Chinese, shukai here)
Matryona: why...who should I pinch...??
Flower: nothing... it's in Chinese... damn it
Matryona: okay, write an explanation, and I’ll come back later
(the audience and Flower write a letter) Why am I late (explanatory)
Beginning of the form
End of form
Why am I late (explanatory)
Yesterday when I was walkingfor Chinese lessons, suddenly fell from a tree on me crazy policeman . I screamed like underground rhinoceros and lost consciousness. I woke up in Karaganda and said: Take mefor Chinese lessons, I really need. But for some reason they took me awayto the State Duma, and from there I walked until he gave me a lift jet jalopy . That's why I was late yesterday.
Matryona : Flower, how come you got into this... Oh, look, there’s some kind of gathering there, let’s go and have a look
(2 people in a bathrobe and start advertising the w-mobile)
HOST: Believing that the best gift is a book is the lot of librarians. You and I know the correct answer. Fur coat? No, take it higher. Well? As dear Leonid Arkadyevich would say: aw-to-mo-bi-l!!! And so, now a new concept car will be presented to your attention... But I’m silent, I’m silent: word to the creators!
Two young men in white coats come out.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Dear friends! Actually, we planned the presentation at the Geneva Motor Show, but for the sake of the holiday (International Women's Day), we will tell you some insider information.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: And so, let Mikhail Prokhorov bite his elbows with his E-mobile, we present the first women's store J-MOBILE!
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Main characteristics. The J-MOBILE, like the hostess, refuels with one glass of gasoline.
CONSTRUCTION 2: Unlike a regular car, there was a section for lipstick - where the cigarette lighter was. The cigarette lighter itself was removed to avoid an unpleasant burning sensation.
CONSTRUCTION 1: If desired, the J-MOBILE can be painted with henna or hydrogen peroxide, and the thresholds can also be increased.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: An important point: the car is a chameleon. Automatically changes color to match your handbag and boots.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: F-MOBILE - it doesn’t skid on the road, it just wags its bumper.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: The Z-MOBILE radio tape recorder fundamentally does not pick up chanson, and automatically replaces it with your favorite hits.
CONSTRUCTION 1: THE F-MOBILE has a disk with compliments. This was done on purpose to respond to the cry: “Where are you going, you fool?” - you heard: “Good girl, you’re doing everything right.”
CONSTRUCTOR 2: Every year the J-MOBILE needs not only pendant repairs, but also a new necklace and ring.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: The J-MOBILE has one drawback, it looks too good on traffic police photo radar images.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: The J-MOBILE steering wheel is shaped like Brad Pitt’s torso, which makes you don’t want to let go of it.
CONSTRUCTION 1: The steering wheel automatically gives you a manicure, and the gas pedal gives you a pedicure and a light foot massage.
CONSTRUCTOR 2: The car senses where there is a new collection or discounts and brakes there itself.
CONSTRUCTION KIT 1: A soft toy, a pink pillow and a velvet rag are already included in the basic package.
CONSTRUCTION 2: There is a function to search for a lost earring in the salon.
CONSTRUCTION 1: The inspection coupon is at the same time a discount card and a subscription to the solarium.
CONSTRUCTION 2: The car is washed at least twice with shower gel with violet extract.
CONSTRUCTION 1: There is not only a rear-view mirror, but also a full-length one in the cabin.
CONSTRUCTION 2: To avoid creating a negative image of the owner, the car is equipped with an automatic parking function.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Well, that's probably all. Does anyone in the room have any questions?
PERSON FROM THE AUDIENCE: You described everything so colorfully. Does your car have any disadvantages?
CONSTRUCTOR 2: In our opinion, there is only one: the trunk of the J-MOBILE is made according to the principle of a handbag.
PERSON FROM THE AUDIENCE: That is?
CONSTRUCTOR 2: It has everything you need, you just won’t find what you need.
CONSTRUCTOR 1: Thank you! Wait for sales! Coming soon to AVON and ORIFLAME catalogs!
Bow.
Matryona: Fathers, Flower, I also want a mobile phone like this...
Flower: hee..I’ve had J-lisaped for 15 years now...and I drive it fine...
Matryona : Well, let’s go, you’ll show me, while ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ will perform on stage - (they leave)
Flower: Well, what do you like about my car? Is it a car?
Matryona : You know, flower: Not really. I have a Cossack, it’s enough for me. The engine doesn’t make any noise at all.
Flower: Why is it so quiet?
Matryona : Why, your ears are pinched between your knees!
Flower : Wow. On the stage_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Flower: Oh, Matryona, after all, we’re great for deciding to go on patrol with you at night! Defending your beloved village is a sacred cause, especially since today is such a holiday, you never know... you have to be on your guard (takes up a gun)!
Matryona: Don't talk, don't talk!
Flower: Oh, anyway, is it really so scary now to walk in the village in the evenings?
Matryona: Good, that's it! You are a maniac yourself, Flower!
Flower: No, I'm a killer of maniacs! MIG 76!
Matryona: I’m looking at you right now, it’s true what they say is that the whole village is afraid of you, the whole village!
Flower: Is she afraid of someone?
Matryona: Why aren’t they afraid of you? Yesterday evening, what did she fire from a gun? You might say she was a hooligan? Did she shoot at the banks?
Flower: So the man was digging cabbage in the field!
Matryona: Bah!
Flower: Yes!
Matryona: oh, look at the young people coming... and how they coo... come on quickly... quickly into the bushes...
(skit)
a short and thin man named VASYOK comes onto the stage. He sits down on a chair. He is wearing a cap with a flower and a fashionable country jacket. He has a grass stalk in his teeth and a small flower in his hands. The song begins to play: “Oh, you’re on the mountain there.”
AUTHOR: Paramount Ascension Pictures presents (pause) Feature Film: “He Came Again”
His beloved MARUSYA (it could be a man in women's clothing) comes out to see VASUK and sits down next to him.
VASYOK: Hello, Marusya!
MARUSYA: Hello, Vasek!
VASYOK (gives a flower): This is for you!
MARUSYA: Oh, thank you!
They both look up a little in awe. Vasek carefully places his hand on her shoulder. She winces.
VASYOK: Marusya... will you marry me?
MARUSYA: Oh, I don’t know. This is so unexpected! I need to think.
VASYOK: How long can you think? I proposed to you six years ago.
MARUSYA: Well, I don’t know. If you think it's time, then I agree.
The song is still going on. They sigh together with smiles on their faces.
MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya! Who do you want to get first: a cat or a dog?
VASYOK: Well, maybe we’ll have the first child after all?
MARUSYA: Vasya! (pause) Who do you want first: a girl or a girl?
Vasek slowly turned and looked at Marusya. Then he turned back just as slowly.
VASYOK: (thoughtfully) I don’t know. (pause) Probably a girl. And you?
MARUSYA: I don’t care. (pause) Vasya, will you always love me?
VASEK: I will love you to the end.
MARUSYA (after a pause): Vasya, it’s already late. Take me home.
Our heroes are leaving. The music stops.
AUTHOR: Ten years have passed.
Vasya comes out and sits on a chair. Five seconds later, Marusya comes out with buckets. He puts them on the floor.
MARUSYA: Why are you sitting? Why are you sitting, I ask you? Have you cleaned the yard? Did you feed the chickens? I have to do everything myself.
VASYOK: Why are you screaming like that? I'll do everything now.
MARUSYA: I scream because even on the eighth of March, you do nothing for me. And you said that you will love me to the end.
VASYOK: So the end has already come.
END
Flower : oh, so much romance... that...
Matryona: and what are you doing with the bag...are you really going there...??!!hihi..
Flower : No...I’ll fly to Hawaii...
Matryona: what a Hawaii... it's a holiday... and especially you don't know what the weather is like there... ahh... what if it rains... snow
Flower : Matryon, what are you... it’s always warm there... and what’s the weather like for our holiday today...??
(weather forecast)
Matryona: Dear comrades, we are starting the weather forecast for tomorrow...
(The flower dances and hums the melody “Emmanuelle”)
So, tomorrow, according to the Hydrometeorological Center of Russia, it is expected...
Flower: Ah!
Matryona: What is this again?
Flower : Something hit me in the back.
Matryona: She jumped, the old nymphet...
Flower: No, when it hits my back, it means rain.
Matryona: Do you understand where it hurts?
Flower: Here, in the upper third...
Matryona: Tomorrow there will be rain in the east of the country...
Flower: Ah!
Matryona: What is this again?
Flower: Something snapped inside me.
Matryona : Thunderstorm possible.
Flower: No, look, it’s gone.
Matryona : There may not be a thunderstorm.
Flower: Do you hear, grandma, scratch your back, something is hurting.
Matryona : Tomorrow there may be a cyclone to the north, an anticyclone to the south, an assault front to the east, midnight in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky!
Flower : Hey, scratch it in the southwest. Something is aching there. Probably a change in pressure
Matryona : Tomorrow in the black earth regions of the country the pressure will drop to 40 degrees inwards, to 40 milligrams... milliliters... oh well... millimeters of mercury.
Flower : For some reason my nose is itchy, probably because of the drinking.
Matryona: Highs in the 40s and lows are expected over the weekend. 9 in the morning there is complete fog, dry conditions and wind. All!
Flower : No, not all. Rain and snow, ice, wind gusts up to 15 m/s, visibility 20 meters are expected.
Matryona: Fathers, how did you know everything?
Flower : It was announced on the radio in the morning.
Flower: So now the 6th grade students will tell us everything.
6th grade skit
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Matryona : where is that one? Have you seen my jerboa with glasses?
(Flower appears)
Why are you always late?
Flower : faq, faq I was backstage, watching.
Matryona: Who?
Flower : Like whom? Yes, their beauties. Just look at them......(ditties 5th grade
Matryona: What do you have again?
Flower : Yes, the crossword puzzle doesn’t work. Here are 2 words and it doesn’t work
Matryona: Let me help.
Flower : here 13 horizontally is a bad habit.
Matryona : Whose bad habit is it?
Is it my bad habit? (crying)
Flower: What do you have to do with it?
Matryona : I have a bad habit. I've been suffering for 5 years now.
Flower : What happened then?
Matryona : Yes, as soon as I wake up, I brush my teeth.
Flower: It's nothing. This is fine.
Matryona : Who is fine. And do you know. How many times do I wake up during the night? - normal.
Flower : Doesn't fit anyway.
Matryona : Look eighth vertically. Starts with the letter I...
Flower And this is a game. 5th grade on stage
Flower: I have good news. I was chosen as the best fan of the year.
Matryona : Well, that’s right, now you’re sick, now with something else, now with this, now with a leaking roof.
Flower : You started teasing me again.
Matryona: Well, we need to finish this matter, otherwise you will get sick again.
Meet
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Flower:
You don’t look well, Matryona.
Matryona:
Better look at yourself, old crow!
Flower:
You look pale, lethargic and boiled like pasta!
Well, get ready for work and defense.
Flower:. I have one recipe, we will teach men how to bake pies.
Matryona: Regular apple pie recipe
(especially for men who are preparing a surprise on March 8)
Flower: Take 10 eggs from the refrigerator, put the remaining seven on the table and wipe the floor, next time be extremely careful. Take a basin and break the eggs into its corner, pour their contents into the basin. Wipe the table from yolks, be careful. So, we have 5 yolks in the basin.
Matryona: Now take the mixer, insert the beaters and start beating the yolks. Try inserting the beaters again... until you hear a click. Whisk.
Wash your face, neck, arms and back, pour the yolk out of your ears.
As a result, you have two beaten yolks left in the bowl, which is exactly what we need for the pie.
Flower: It's time to get the flour. Cover the kitchen walls and ceiling with newspaper and cover the furniture with some fabric. Pour 200 g of flour into a glass, then pour into a bowl with yolks; carefully collect the remaining 800 g back into the bag.
Matryona: After making sure that the ceiling and wallpaper are covered with newspaper, start whisking.
Flower: Take a shower. Take 4 large apples and a sharp knife, first run to the pharmacy and buy iodine, a patch and a bandage. It's time to start peeling the apples.
Matryona: Treat your thumb with iodine and bandage it. Cut the apples into cubes and remember, we will need 2 apples, so you can only eat half during the cooking process. Treat your index and middle fingers with iodine.
Flower: Throw the only remaining and already chopped apple into a basin, pick up the fallen pieces from the floor, and rinse them.
Matryona: Beat everything with a mixer. Wash the refrigerator, then it dries - you can’t wash it off.
Flower: Now pour the contents into the frying pan and place in the oven. Wait an hour and if you don’t see any noticeable changes, turn on the oven. When you wake up, don’t call “01”, just open the windows and oven.
Matryona: After everything you have experienced, with a sense of accomplishment, go to the store and buy a cake.
Flower: Come on, Matryona, we need to buy a cake, otherwise now the men will take everything apart, but in the meantime, meet
Diva Alla Pugacheva with the unfading hit “A Million Scarlet Roses”:
There lived a magician alone.
I bought a nice house.
Created a greenhouse -
I grew red roses.
To the glorious women's day
Raised a million
But not loving either one,
He used roses:
A million, a million, a million red roses
You are carrying, you are carrying, you are carrying to Privoz
Who is in love, who is in love, who is in love and seriously
I gave half a thousand for five scarlet roses!
The holiday was successful -
He sold a lot of flowers.
He shoveled money like a ladle,
I just didn't become any happier.
Let him ruin you
But you were happier:
You bought these roses
Gave it to your sweetheart!
Let someone grow a million scarlet roses,
Let him carry it, let him carry it, let him carry it to Privoz:
You're in love, you're in love, you're seriously in love
You will give, You will give everything for five red roses!!!
Flower: Matryon!
Matryona: Aw!
Flower : What do I want to ask?
Matryona : A-ha, ask, ask dear
Flower: Is this what you thought yesterday when we were offered to perform at this school?
Matryona : Hey, heh! My dear, I didn’t think anything. What can I think, anyway, they won’t pay us anything here. So at least we will be a gift for the holiday that is dear to them!
Flower: Meet another gift. On the stage gr. "Factory"
to the tune “Fish” from the repertoire for performance by a ladies’ group.
1 TO.
When spring comes again,
The streams are ringing, the snowdrifts are melting!
Together with nature on earth
The weak floor also blossoms!
CHORUS:
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
The spring winds have blown!
2 K.
Well, why are we worse than these stars?
In your province, girls!
And we have our own producer!
They need to look for something like this!
Don't let tours threaten us!
And show business has no chance for us!
But we know one thing for sure:
We are the best in this world!
CHORUS:
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
The spring winds have blown!
LOSS
3 K.
And on this March day
We sincerely congratulate you!
And reach any heights
We wish you well in all matters!
Let your eyes glow
Let your face shine with a smile!
And may fate give you
One day I'll meet a goldfish!
CHORUS:
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
The spring winds have blown!
4 K.
And we wish you more
Hear compliments more often
And may you always be
Much better than your competitors!
And we don't need anything
Just more moments like this!
And even though we are not in the Kremlin now,
But we really look forward to applause from you!
Here we shine like the sun!
Congratulations! Congratulations!
And we will shine for you today
We wish you brighter than any stars!
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
Oh, Lyuli, my Lyuli!
The spring winds have blown!
Matryona: Flower, oh, what a song! I'm crazy!
Flower: And I was so turned on, so turned on! You know, I watched a movie yesterday, there were two such men! (at this time R.V. Delikanov and V.V. Pitreev come out) There they are, those from the TV!
couplets from the repertoire of Bandurin and Vashukov
We are funny grannies
We'll sing ditties for you.
Performed by grandmothers, get your hands ready.
1st:
When I was young I was
A very prominent girl...
2nd:
Something's looking at you
I can't believe this!
1st:
I used to perform in the choir,
I sang a song...
2nd:
We thought it was a dog
It's howling at the moon!(clap their hands in a place with the audience)
1st:
I had 4 husbands with registration….
2nd:
And there were 4 more on privatization(clap their hands in a place with the audience)
1st:
On the path of pensioners
Grandfather was walking with gray hair...
2nd:
When he saw you,
He ran away like a young man!(clap their hands in a place with the audience)
1st:
I'm going to a beauty contest
We made a sign...
2nd:
Explain to the people
Why are you a technician?(clap their hands in a place with the audience)
1st:
I'm waiting for this spring day
Prince on a horse...
2nd:
I was daydreaming! For you
Grandfather will wear a vest!
Both:
We've come to the end of the ditty,
Clap your hands
In the meantime, let's go dance
With that good guy!
(bow)
Matryona: Oh, men, respect!
Flower: We are so excited in our souls that we are now going to sing for the men!
Matryona : Listen, do you like ditties?
Flower: I love it!
Matryona: Can you sing them?
Flower: And talk and sing!
One - and, two - and I got shortchanged -
Nowadays there are men.
I'll be like Bandurin.
Matryona: Well, I’m like Vashukov.
Flower: Please, people, pay attention to us!
Together: Let's sing from a woman's perspective, women's suffering!
Chorus : We are not too lazy to sing ditties,
Because it's Women's Day.
Guys, attention -
Women's suffering!
1. Every year on March 8
The husband carries a bouquet in his hand.
2. And where will you place it?
Are these ficus plants in a pot?
1. My husband will give gifts again today
Toilet water.
2. That’s why it doesn’t happen
No guests, no flies sometimes!
1. My baby is bald
Well, where should we put him?
2. When there is no mirror
You'll be looking at your bald head
1. They came to match me
On a gray mare
2. They took your chests,
And they forgot you
1. I am a foreigner
Found it through an ad.
2. You live abroad with him
In sunny Turkmenistan.
1. Darling is walking along the road,
Goes smiling
2. It turned out that he inserted teeth -
The mouth won't close!
1.My dear tractor driver
Well, I'm a milkmaid
2. He is in fuel oil, you are in manure,
You are a sweet couple.
1. I can Matryon you
Crush with morality.
2. Do you hear, don’t get angry,
Kettle with spiral.
1. Oh, you, fashion, fashion, fashion,
What have you brought to this point?
2. Even Grandma Lukerya
I went to church in shorts.
1. At school you have girls -
Smart girls, beauties!
2. And I know that for boys,
Love this!
1. We wish everyone good health,
We wish you happiness
2. Happy first spring holiday
Hearty congratulations
1. So that you know sorrows
Even a slight shadow of sadness,
2. So that your eyes always shine,
And not only on this day!
Together: We are not too lazy to sing ditties,
Because it's Women's Day.
We sang suffering
Thank you for your attention.
Dance Nachalka__________________________________________________________________________
Flower: Teacher, teacher.
Matryona: How often do you sing this?
Flower: I want a song for the teacher.
Matryona: Please, at the behest of the pike, at Flower’s desire Song “All the Flowers”
Matryona: Listen to Tsvetik, that's what I'll say.
Flower : Tell me, tell me, honey.
Matryona: If deputies have a sad life, their salaries are high. But these teachers have a fun life, but the salary is small. Look how funny they are.
Matryona : So let's continue to have fun. Girls, come out and dance!
Dance
Matryona: We congratulate our dear women
After all, you are beautiful, like spring itself!
May fate protect you all from troubles,
And life will be beautiful and long!
Flower: Let there be everything in it - a sea of smiles,
Love and happiness - a whole ocean!
Many amazing stories
And congratulations from distant countries!
Matryona: Ambassador from the island of Sicily. The head of the Sicilian mafia Antonio Zverino (Anatoly Zverev, for example) with an interpreter (translator).
Ambassador of Sicily: Drunk morning because of Stolini Gulini, Poganini, bikini!
Translator: Greetings to everyone sitting in this festive hall!
Ambassador: Drunk in the morning, brainy, sick, goner, hungry, smart, felicita!
Translator: I greet all my friends and colleagues present here!
Ambassador: Drunk in the morning striptease, cretino, bambino, gulako immoral.
Translator: And also those who couldn’t come today!
Ambassador: Mia problem, consensus and body to the hairdryer.
Translator: On this day we will not talk about political and everyday problems.
Ambassador: Mia Rozhe Interesto
Translator: I would like to ask.
Ambassador: Bellisimo belly humanoid?
Translator: Who gave the joy of this holiday?
Ambassador: Mafioso Terazini?
Translator: State Duma?
Ambassador: Papa Putino Cardinale?
Translator: Our president?
Ambassador: Know, know, know!
Translator: No, no, no!
Ambassador: Santa, Maria, Maradona, Felicita!
Translator: Friends, you gave yourself this wonderful holiday!
Ambassador: Mia presente Santa Maria..
Translator: I want to wish you...
Ambassador: Angino, griposo, gastrito, miacardo and radiculito
Translator: Good health!
Ambassador: Kolosale ponimanto respect!
Translator: Mutual understanding in the team and family.
Ambassador: Grandiose business!
Translator: Prosperity in life!
Ambassador: And drunk, drunk, drunk!
Translator: And always be happy!
He bows and leaves.
(Costume of the Ambassador of Sicily: a long dark cloak, buttoned tightly, on top of which is a long white thin scarf (muffler), a dark hat with a wide brim, a cigar, dark glasses.)
Grandmothers: We came to you for an hour to congratulate you on March 8th! We wish you much happiness, until we meet again! Happy holiday, dear teachers!
Every year, on the eve of everyone’s favorite holiday, March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women in such an unusual, humorous, cheerful way that everyone would like it, and at the same time, without wasting much time on preparing festive events.
And so that the program does not drag on: they congratulate, give gifts, and - we ask you to come to the table... And then, after a good snack - competitions, fun, laughter!
What to think of? What to surprise?
Don't rack your brains! We thought of everything for you: we offer 9 cool skits for corporate parties on March 8th! Suitable for a mini-performance at the workplace, and for a holiday organized on a grand scale.
All that remains is to choose good gifts, a few competitions for the feast (or buffet), and that’s all - International Women’s Day can be considered a success!
Scene No. 1
"Gift Lottery"
The performance involves 7 men, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth and perform a short free dance to S. Mikhailov’s song “Everything for you.”
Then the women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.Man 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to give them to those who are lucky today!
Man 2: It’s simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whoever comes up will take the super prize!
He spins the drum and pulls out one number.
Man 1: Hooray! Please come out to us! We are announcing a super prize, here it is!
A man enters the hall to the music; a large poster is attached to his chest, on which is written “I’m not working today! He does everything for me!”
Amid applause and laughter, the woman whose number was drawn by the presenter is given a poster.Man 2 pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster that says “Ready to discuss this!”
Man 1 (giving poster to winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Right down to discounts on tights in the store and a new manicure for the secretary!
Man 1: We invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name) to get the next number! He has a lucky hand!
As soon as the number is drawn, a man comes out, wearing a poster with the inscription “5 compliments from the boss!” The manager compliments the woman whose number was drawn from the drum.
Man 2: I'm getting the next number! Hurray, (name of winning woman)! Come out please! He will perform his famous song “Oops!” for you. world-famous star Britney Spears, whom we invited especially for this performance!
Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over trousers), the rest are dressed as backup dancers (for example, in tights). The group performs the song “Oops!” to the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing motionless, folding their hands on their stomachs, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.
Man 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!
The man diligently spins the drum, then, as if accidentally, pours all the numbers onto the floor, at this time all the other men take out firecrackers, explode them and shout: “This prize is for all of you!” Our declaration of love! We simply adore you!”
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov “Everything for you”), pre-prepared gifts are presented to the women, and everyone is invited to the table.
Scene No. 2
"Serious challenge"
Leading: Dear ladies! Let us join you for a while, feel what it’s like to be a woman?! Our bravest volunteers, to amuse you, agreed today to become women in order to get into the most terrible female situations! Help them cope with this, dear ladies!
A dressed-up Man 1 comes out with shoes on his feet. He stumbles as if he breaks his heel. He freezes, raising his hands to his face in theatrical horror.
Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! What do you say?
The women shout: “No!”, Man 1 also shakes his head negatively.
Leading: Option 2: I’ll call my relatives and friends, let them bring me other Louboutins! Will it work?
Women shout “No!” (or “Yes!”), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.
Leading: Should I go up to that cute stranger over there and ask for a ride?
Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes a shoe in front of his nose, and, making eyes, says: “Save the lady, please!”
Leading: Ewww...We successfully completed one task, let's move on!
To the music, Man 2, dressed as a lady, comes out into the hall, and a normally dressed man walks towards him.
Man 2: Darling, give me 5 thousand!
Man: Where are you going with all the money?! I just gave it to you yesterday!
Man 2 sadly dulls his eyes, The man looks at him menacingly.
Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t give it up! But know that I spent all the money on charity!” - will it go?
The women shout “No!”, Man 2 also shakes his head.
Leading: And like this: “Don’t you want your wife to look beautiful?! Marigolds, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty, do you know how much money it costs?!!
The women shout out their answer and Man 2 shakes his head.
Leading: The option is: “You! Me! Not! Love you!”
Regardless of the women’s promptings, Man 2 agrees with this option, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “He doesn’t like it!” He doesn’t love me!” To which the Man, in fright, shouts: “Of course I love you!” Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything!” The men of the team join them to the music to congratulate the women
Man 1:
It is not possible for us to understand how you
So tender
Do you know how to be strong?
A hundred times stronger than us!Man 2:
On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to give you gifts
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!Man:
Please please,
May you never be sad
And also an insult, and an extra-kilogram-gainer
Won't meet you!Leading:
You are dear, beloved,
You are the most beautiful
So allow us today
Congratulations!To the music, men present gifts, after which women are invited to the table.
Mini-scene No. 3
Oh! What will we give?!
The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or simply standing in a group, expressing complete perplexity.
Man 1 (runs frantically back and forth, screams): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Give us suggestions for gifts!! What will we give to our ladies?!
All: Candies!
Man 1: Trite!
All: Postcard!
Man 1: Actually it sucks!
All: Diaries!
Man 1: It already happened!
All: Shaving foam!
They look questioningly at the speaker and talk among themselves: “No, so what! They need it too!”
Man 1: I won’t even comment!
All: Shower gels!
Man 1: It happened too!
Solemn music sounds (you can march), a man dressed in white clothes enters the hall, with wings behind his back.
Male angel: I am a beautiful angel who flew to you from heaven, because I see that without me things are going hard here! But your prayers have been heard, and here are gifts for your lovely women!
The angel places a basket in front of the men - it contains bouquets of flowers and gifts. The men shout “Hurray!”, break into a dance in joy, then give the ladies flowers and gifts and invite them to the table.
Scene No. 4
Beauty and intelligence
Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention and invited to the “Beauty and Intelligence” program.The presenter introduces the “heroines of the holiday”: 2-3 men dressed as women, and the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous, the better.
1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- honored (profession of choice).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of Cinema Lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- Honored consultant on any issues.The presenter tells that today, in honor of the March 8th holiday, these women will participate in the “Beauty and Brains” competition, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early pension.
Competition program:
1. Leading offers assignments on the topic "Who knows more".
For example, the topic is “flowers”, “cosmetic companies”, “jewelry”.
Participants' task: name words in random order related to this topic.
The participant who says the last word gets one point.2. Leading offers tasks for verification ability to think logically. Names several objects. “Women” must name the item that is superfluous on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, inappropriate answers, the funnier it will be to watch.
Examples of tasks:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella dye, henna. (The extra one is Vella paint).
Vanilla crackers, breadcrumbs, raisin crackers (extra breadcrumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester is unnecessary).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (extra lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is extra).
In order for the competition to maintain a completely “beyond logic” style, the presenter awards victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the prettiest of all.”3. Competition task on the topic “Cosmetics bag”.
Leading“scatters” cosmetics items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eye pencil, eye cream contour, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder compact, facial toner).
The presenter gives each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item “from the cosmetic bag”. Time is limited.
Suggested tasks:
wash off your makeup,
tint lips for a business meeting,
hide your freckles,
paint your nails,
paint your eyes,
wash off nail polish,
line your eyes, etc.
The presenter vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For the correct answer, the participant receives a point.4. The presenter offers non-standard situations to the participants. We need to find an original way out of them.
For example:
Let's say that you meet an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is “head over heels” in love with you and is about to propose marriage. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But then you see a photo of your lover on her desk. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited the hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed green. What will you do?
You came to a business buffet meeting in a knitted dress. You are communicating with your partner and suddenly notice that one of the visitors has caught his jacket button on a thread of your dress. Moving further and further away from you, he unravels your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner in the opinion of the presenter receives one point.Based on the results, having counted the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And gives the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on March 8th!
The “woman” transforms into a man, congratulates the female team with beautiful words, the losing participants remain women and are used “at their beck and call” - they hand out gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.
Scene No. 5
Vernissage
Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.
1. Men should ask the employees in advance for their childhood photographs. Each one should be framed and hung as an exhibition.
2. At the appointed time, the men gather the women and invite everyone to the opening day.
3. Slow music plays and those gathered must guess their colleagues in childhood photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is given to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. They hold a cool holiday lottery.Examples of raffle prizes:
Room for personal archive (photo album).
Without her photo, the desktop is empty. (Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (set of napkins).
A necessary part for a mink coat (hanger).
A tool for keeping your figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
A universal gel from the past (laundry soap).
A washcloth for my husband (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
3D gloves (rubber gloves).It will be necessary to draw all the numbers so that each woman receives her own gift.
At the end, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.
Short scene No. 6
flying ship
1. Women are invited into the room for congratulations to the melody from the cartoon “The Flying Ship.”
2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the required form of cheerful Grandmas Yozhek: sundresses, scarves, brooms (brooms). In hands are toy accordions.
3. A congratulation song is performed to the soundtrack of the song Babok Yozhiek from the cartoon “The Flying Ship”.
Text
* * *
Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play and play!
Congratulations to the women,
And don't talk!* * *
I walked along the forest side,
The holiday followed me!
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!* * *
I tell him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Even though I don’t believe it myself,
I'm into these superstitions!* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play hard!
Our women are beautiful
Dazh, don’t persuade me!* * *
We have known them for many years
This is the secret of beauty!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty years old!* * *
I was walking back home
The holiday is still following me!
What is the reason for this?
Is this the devil?!* * *
Stretch the fur accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade me to sit at the table!Men accompany women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate them, and present gifts.
Congratulations sketch No. 7
Self-assembled tablecloth
Men prepare a large gift box in advance and decorate it colorfully.
When the women appear, each is given a flower.The men take turns talking:
1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate you on March 8th!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So that you can guess,
7. What took a long time to pick up
8. What we will give!
9. He is undoubtedly very cute!
10. We’ll even give you a hint:
11. He will definitely make you happy!
12. Because it’s... a fairy tale?
13. No, you didn’t guess!
14. This is home decoration!
15. And it will come in handy today!
16. Is this the right... bench?
17. We didn’t hit, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19. To receive and respect guests
20. Would a miracle (pauses) rolling pin come in handy?
21.Missing, even very passing
23.You need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. Set the table beautifully
26.Treat your neighbor with tea
24. Super - we’re giving you a tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulating): after presenting gifts, we invite you to the festive table!They give gifts and invite you to the table.
The first toast is to the festive mood, to the best housewives, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even create a miracle!
Scene No. 8
Starfall
The men are talking to each other.
Man 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 is just around the corner. Our women need to chip in for gifts.
Man 2: What’s the point of chipping in, let’s read them poems and sing different songs. Creative gifts are the most desirable and inexpensive!
Man 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! We'll give you a flower and that's enough. They didn’t bother us with gifts. Foam and socks again!
Man 4: What kind of mercalistic guys are you guys? After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And they are beautiful and smart, and they bake pies, and they always treat you, they say a kind word, they lift your spirits. You look at any one and immediately want to sing.
Man 1: Yes, yes I agree with (name of Man 4). Our girls deserve to be given unusual gifts. But what to give as a gift?!
Man 4: Let's think! We need something beautiful and romantic!
Man 1: How about a movie ticket for each?
Man 3: Why should everyone, let’s take them to an evening session. Very romantic!
Man 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can’t even imagine how I’ll get home after watching it together in the evening!
Man 1: Yes, and husbands won’t be too happy. They'll also hit you in the head!
Man 4: It is necessary that the evening be connected, and that everyone be delighted!
Man 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!
Man 2: Exactly! Stars must be given! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!
Man 4(dreamy): Each of our girls is a star! Or maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night shower of stars! Each girl is comparable to a constellation!
Man 1: It's decided! Speak!
Man 4(clears throat): Our dear girls! For us, you are like celestial stars united in constellations! On the eve of International Women's Day on March 8, allow us to identify you with the beautiful celestial bodies and present each of us with our modest gift, forming a shower of stars!
They name the girls' names and the constellation that matches their name.
Example:
Irina - Polar Star (praise and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praises, compliments);
Mary - Ursa Major,
Ella - Chapel,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.After the entire list has been announced and gifts have been presented, women are invited to the table.
Game mini-scene No. 9
Long live women!
Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.
1. Men prepare balloons of different shapes in advance.
2. Women are invited to the room where the congratulations will take place (or they do this at their workplaces).
3. The presenter announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as proof, exact copies of the employees will be made immediately, immediately!
4. Now the men will have to create female figures from balloons using tape within a strictly defined time. The funnier and more absurd the “creations” turn out to be, the better.
5. Women count out loud in chorus and help with advice. Or the music turns on for the right time.
6. As soon as the time is up, the men take turns demonstrating their “masterpieces,” telling the best about the woman whose “copy” is presented, and presenting a gift.
The host invites everyone to the table (or a small buffet). Where games and giveaways can continue.
In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no case offending or insulting!
Try to joke and say congratulations with ease. Use skits, a pre-prepared program of table and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the greater the impression you will make on the female half of the team.
Material found on the Internet. These scenes are often repeated in different scenarios, so the author is unknown. Thanks to those who came up with these scenes. I think that many people will like the material, because it can be so difficult to find scenes for the holidays, especially new and interesting ones.
1. Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”
2. Congratulations from the musketeers
3. There’s no escape, you’ll fall in love and get married!
4. Sketch “How to surprise girls”
5. Fashion show for mothers (with humor)
6. Sketch “Conversation”.
Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”
On the stage (or “improvised stage”, away from those walking in the festive audience) there is a set table. Mother and grandmother are sitting at the table. Dad enters the room with a large bag of gifts...
Daughter: Don't recognize dad today -
He entered, and suddenly at the door,
Dad wants to throw his hat, as usual, and then, realizing it, carefully puts it on the chair (or hangs it on a hanger).
He didn’t throw his hat on the table, but hung it up like he was visiting.
Daughter: He brought a huge package,
And he didn’t grumble under his breath,
That he is worse than the devil -
Bearing such a burden...
Dad, smiling, approaches his daughter.
Daughter: He said:
Dad: “Great, daughter!”
Daughter: And laughing this time,
He kissed his mother on the cheek,
And he shook granny’s hand.
Dad kisses mom and shakes granny's hands. The daughter sits down at the table. Everyone starts eating.
Mother-in-law: He didn't hide in the newspaper,
He looked at everyone at the table!
Mother: He didn’t hit the cutlet with a fork,
It was as if someone was sitting in it.
Mother-in-law: He was better, he was simpler,
Tea poured into cups,
Daughter: Not even my grandmother's mother-in-law,
And he called me mommy!
I asked my mother quietly:
“Mom, what happened to him?”
Mom: “On this day,”
Daughter: Mom said, -
Mother: Dad should be like this!”
Daughter: I, a child, don’t understand
Maybe an adult will understand
Isn't daddy pleased?
Be good all year?
Musketeers congratulate
Music: “It’s time, it’s time, let’s rejoice...” Exit of the musketeers.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am D-Artagnan, and these are my friends. - Athos - Porthos - Arimis D-Artagnan: Our motto is “One for all”
All : And all for one!
D-Artagnan: Mothers, grandmothers and aunts
You are held in high esteem by us
You won't find another reason
Let us gather, we are men
We're all here together now
All: Because we love you!
Athos: If I were a girl
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump
And the whole evening with my mother
I danced without hesitation
Porthos: If I were a girl
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I drew with my mother
Aramis: If I were a poet
I would write poetry
And from morning until night
I wish I could read them to my mother
D-Artagnan: That's what I thought
What happens?
If I were a girl
Fragile small and thin
Athos: If you were a girl
In a skirt with curly bangs
If we were all girls
In ruffles, in bows with frills
Porthos: If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?
Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Aramis: Who would build, dig, dig
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!
All: No friends, our path is alone
Glorious valiant men!
Sketch “You can’t escape anywhere, you’ll fall in love and get married!”
1st lesson: We are celebrating women's holiday, congratulations to all girls and women. It's a wonderful day, so much to say. We like to give gifts to girls.
2 lessons: We wish them to become good housewives. But, to tell the truth, without concealment, We, boys, do not believe in the female mind, After all, there have never been smart women.
1 class : A woman needs housework. Science and business are not her concern.
2 lessons: You should learn to wash, cook, sew, but you don’t need to learn mathematics.
Dev: And I’ll answer you - no! It’s no secret that women’s intelligence is not valued. Men did not let us study, They thought it was not suitable for ladies.
1st lesson: But if you start leading the country, You all go into science, into business, Then who will cook the soup, Clean the apartment, raise the children?
2 lessons: Imagine - the house is dirty and dinner is not ready, and there is no childcare. One wife sits in the government, Another will fly into space tomorrow, And the third writes poetry all day long. Better let him cook a portion of fish soup!
Dev: A man can cook cabbage soup too. Responsibilities must be divided.
1st lesson: If I marry you, I will watch how you wash the dishes, and not how much you read and how you solve complex problems.
Dev: There's no escape, you'll fall in love and get married!
Sketch “How to surprise girls”
Boy - What to give to the girls, so that they will immediately strike you on the spot?
The boys solved this problem for a long, long time. But time passed, and they still didn’t know what to do.
1st: Are sweets the best gift? 2nd: C'mon, I'm giving candy to Ksyusha! 3rd: No, they don't need caries. We'll eat the candy ourselves. 4th : The best gift of all candies is a good pistol, For example, a Colt or a Revolver. 3rd: Understand, a girl is not a boy! How should she play with a gun, and shoot teddy bears? 5th: Let's pick them some flowers. 3rd: But where will we find them in March? 1st: So what should we do then? 2nd: There's a problem with girls! (everyone is drooping, suddenly the third person perks up)
3rd: I know what we should do! Let's try to surprise them: Let's decide that on this women's holiday no one teases them all day long. Pleasant moments in the morning - Compliments from us for everyone... 4th (not understanding): Compliments? Well, repeat it. 3rd: Well, lie to them about beauty. 5th (admiringly): Wow! How cunning you are! What next? 3rd: Girly games. 1st (disdainfully, with indignation): Should we play with dolls with them? 3rd: You will have to suffer for a day. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (everyone raises their right hand) Well, “unanimously.”
Fashion show for mothers (with humor)
Presenter 1: For the sake of such a holiday, we are ready to show fashionistas! Look at everything here "New Fashion", gentlemen!
(Music plays and “models” appear on the podium)
Presenter 2: This season, scarves are in fashion, tie it on your bag, around your neck! You can tie a hat like that... We are ready to show moms everything!
Presenter 1: We suggest everyone wear flip-flops,So that you can be fashionable mothers!Take gloves for the flip-flops, momSo go to school meetings!
Presenter 2: Wear floor-length skirts, moms,Choose matching caps and handbags.We recommend three colors for you, moms.How to combine them? We will show you now!
Presenter 1: Scarf and belt are fashion classics!Moms, wear them in any weather!Go to the theater with dad arm in arm,And you, restless ones, take us with you.
Presenter 2: High heels are in fashion for fashionistas. Match the design with a laptop. Everyone will say: “Look, business is coming!” And this is our dear mother walking!
Presenter 2: Take flowered shoes from the market, choose fashionable, bright ones. Shoes should not be worn to match a blouse; it was not fashionable last season either!
Presenter 1: Umbrellas will be fashionable this yearThe most fashionable will not forget them!Bright, round, flat - different,All mothers will be wonderful with them!
Presenter 2: In fashion for mothers, we present straps. We offer different colors for you!
Presenter 1: This season you will need red and black fur, just like the queen’s!
Presenter 2: The fashion show is over
(all models go on stage)
We did our best, moms, for you! If you have any questions regarding fashion:
Presenter 1: Pick out an outfit, braid your hair...
Presenter 2: We will give you a consultation right away, we want to see fashionistas!
Scene "Conversation".
Boy Our call is terribly ringing,
I fly out into the corridor...
Me and one girl
A conversation ensued...
And my dad is a champion!
He goes to the stadium:
He throws weights up -
Will be the strongest in the world!
Girl Even though men are strong -
They don't know how to bake pancakes...
You men are klutzes,
To educate you, teach you,
And parsley from dill
You can't tell the difference.
By the way, who does the laundry at home?
God didn't give you talent...
TV "consuming"
You lie down on the sofa!
Boy The man is of no use?!
Isn’t this talent given to us?!
Who nailed the bookshelf?
Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?
Girl You don’t feel like cooking borscht,
Don't fry the cutlets...
You should run off to work,
Well, there’s no point anymore!
Boy You, thorny thorn,
You don't know us men well.
Every now and then you shed tears
And also for no reason...
You say barbed words, timid...
Dad is the head of the house!
Girl And mom is the neck of the house!
Boy I waved my hand to Sveta.
Eh! I didn't make it to the buffet!
These girls are always here
They will take you away from important matters!
Girl No! There is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just...mother is the most tender of all!
