It is known that representatives of the stronger sex are more inclined to joke and understand jokes than beautiful ladies. Therefore, funny birthday greetings to a man are a great way to cheer up both him and the whole company. Whether it's a husband, brother or friend, everyone will appreciate a humorous gift combined with a funny greeting. Funny jokes at a birthday party are very important because they make the atmosphere at the party relaxed, eliminating the constraint of even the shyest guest. Use humorous wishes to congratulate the birthday person. Each of the funny, cool congratulations for a man can even help break the ice in a relationship, not to mention bringing closer soulmates.
Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish
A pack of greens in your pocket
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... But so that she loves
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you a lot more...
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
You are a man at the dawn of your strength,
And there is no reason for sadness
But there is a reason
A toast to us in your honor
And wish without interruption
Money, a new car,
Respect, success,
Several cars of laughter
And another cart of happiness,
So that life is according to suit!
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
Let the car be "Brabus"
Let everything be a joy.
To relax - in the Canaries,
And the beauty in a peignoir
In the evenings let him meet
He pleases and treats.
Well, to love, laugh
To relax more often,
So that everything in personal life is always
It was cool and indecent
Don't let the engine fail
And your float is worth it!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
May there be time in your life
For sports, fishing and football.
May your friends all love you,
Let him adore the weaker sex.
You are a prominent and strong man.
Don't be bad on your birthday,
Have fun to the fullest
But don’t mix vodka with beer!
Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set goals more boldly.
Get only what you want
Be happy both day and night:
Let your hand be strong -
Give problems a kick!
On a man's birthday
What can you wish for?
First things first, of course
Be healthy, prosper.
Secondly, I think it is necessary
Wish you long love.
Thirdly, so as not to become impoverished
The spirit and strength would be yours.
Well, to complement everyone
This little poem
I wish you wealth
There is a big influx of money into the house!
I wish not to know defeat
In business, casino and love,
I wish you successful investments,
So that money flows like a river.
I wish you easy, carefree
Always spend your leisure time.
Both joy and happiness are free
Find it in all the little things.
May your birthday be
Cheerful and full of adventures,
So that your home is full of loved ones
And people who are pleasant to the heart.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
What does a man need to be happy?
My beloved in life is nearby.
Good, loyal friends,
And so that none of them are gay.
A nice house in Malta,
Only a Maserati car.
Always lucky, lucky in everything,
So that the house is filled with peace.
I give congratulations lovingly,
After all, it's your birthday.
Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Press forward without stopping,
Don't miss out on this chance.
Originally Russian shish substitute
Laugh in the face of all adversity,
Season your life with a dash of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.
Be healthy, like a hero,
So that the little girl plays in your hands,
So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
So that the capital figure grew.
Success is an eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let your birthday light up
There are so many people who care about you.
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Let happiness stick to you,
Well, let the fart hug you tighter,
And so that all changes in fate
Made your days brighter, easier.
So that you can shoe a flea
And keep in check so that luck.
Happy Birthday! Love, beauty
And health, it means a lot.
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
You're like a bunny from a magazine
“Playboy” is what people call him.
I wish the carrots don’t wilt,
To have a cabbage garden.
So that the female sex circles nearby,
Bees flocking to the flowers.
So that passions burn brightly
The burns left a trail.
May your little hare appreciate
That happiness that is given by fate.
Lest I inadvertently forget:
Her man is a playboy.
Live and enjoy nature
Letting happiness come to the door.
Be resilient in any weather,
Then everything in life will be “OK”!
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
happy Birthday
And we wish you straight away,
To keep you in the mood
Even in rain and bad weather.
To make plans correctly
And achieved success
To fall into love traps
You didn't make a fool of yourself.
To work with pleasure,
I rested in the same way,
Have a fun birthday
Lived up to expectations!
Happy Birthday!
May you be lucky in everything:
All investments will pay off,
Life will take away problems.
And in return he will pour happiness,
A whole cartload of inspiration,
So that success, big prankster,
It just expanded and grew!
Happy birthday
And I wish you to be happy!
So that money flows like a river,
Covering your head.
Be like a hare, very nimble.
Like Kaa the boa constrictor, be wise.
Be strong like a bear...
Mind you, don’t cry at your loved ones!
Just always be healthy
And let it be strong every month
Salary increases
And always live richly.
Today, on your birthday,
I want to sincerely wish
Love, health, respect,
Burn with fire and don't get burned!
Always strive for success in business
Be brave, resourceful and truthful.
May you have in your beautiful body
The spirit will be glorious and beautiful.
So that the goldfish of happiness
You got hooked
So that you often hear from her:
"Come to me, my little man."
Your life will be like in a fairy tale,
Full of love and feminine affection.
Let them get promoted at work,
The salary is multiplied several times,
And the vacation will be 5 times a year,
And every time you go to the resort!
Happy Birthday man!
Let life be like a picnic:
Problem-free, carefree,
Bright, cool and profitable.
Let it be found in every day
Laughter and joy, happiness, sun,
Let joy blow the roof off,
And you are lucky in everything!
Shashlik and fish for beer,
Relax only in the Maldives,
So that the girls crowd
Everyone followed you
For the best rum in a glass,
Respected at work
So that, in general, you are lucky in everything,
And a house full of wealth!
A real man always appreciates good humor and jokes. This helps many in difficult life situations, provides an opportunity to establish and maintain good relationships with colleagues and friends, and maintain a healthy microclimate in the family. It is rare to find people who lack a sense of humor. Therefore, a cheerful congratulation in a comic style will be pleasant for any man on his birthday. Come boldly to this section of our website, here we have collected many different options for congratulations that your birthday boy will definitely like and will make his birthday full of joy and fun.
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!
There is a price to pay for courage!
Being a man is hard:
Chest so hairy
It's like tar!
And the socks are very dry,
Lying under the bed.
Someone would feed him abundantly.
I'm hungry as a boa constrictor!
Happy Birthday!
You're just like me!
To avoid a hangover
And your family grew!
I give you T-shirts
Sweaters, panties, socks.
You're already dressed to the nines,
The temples are smoothly shaved.
What else would you like on your birthday?
Can I give it to my boyfriend?
So that even he is hungover
Could you love me very much?
A box of vodka, a box of beer,
In the "sex services" phone,
To make life happy
May he be joyful!
Today is a great day for you!
A mountain of smiles, happiness and gifts.
You can dig up that old stump
Where homeless people drink vodka in the park.
Or can you run around the house naked?
Or scare passers-by with your “gnome”,
Ride to work on a camel
And I don’t care that people swear!
I've gone a little crazy.
Happy birthday to you, my dear!
Yellow - and sunny mood,
Green - in security dollars,
Red - a great feeling of love,
Multi-colored - a dream come true!
Blue - the sea on which you will relax,
Orange - carrot juice to become healthy,
Such a rainbow, friend, for you,
Well, Happy Birthday, and three cheers!
I want to rummage in the garden
And dig up a countless treasure,
And then drill a well
And find the oil lake.
I would like to write a script
And sell it to Spielberg right away
Let Angelina and Brad be paired
He will shoot on it.
Always have it in your pocket
Keys to the car and apartment,
And most importantly, have a desire,
Improve something in this world.
May you always be lucky
Cheerful, hard-working, healthy -
Gather friends more often
Forget the doctors!
To have fun
With the male brethren -
We don't care about snacks,
But the beer flows like a river!
And let our team
A beautiful goal will be scored!
And let the team of chicks
Gives without rest!
Happy Selfish Day to you, dear friend! May you have all the best, bright, passionate, gentle, beautiful, kind and happy! Be true to yourself - and let the world bend under you! Congratulations!
Happy birthday! I wish you health, love, fulfillment of all your desires! As they say - a wad of money, a new car, good luck, a dacha and happiness in addition!
Well? Congratulations! The years fly by, but it’s good that you still have a lot of time to do new, adult and completely conscious nonsense! So life to you, filled with the brightest events! Always act as your heart tells you, so that you have something to remember later!
You almost never see real men like you anymore, so you are our rarest, most rare specimen. Happy birthday from my huge heart! On my way, I wish you to conquer all career ascents, all women’s hearts and life’s peaks!
You are a great master of your life! Your energy charges you like a power outlet. You perfectly combine masculine beauty, strength of character and an incredible sense of humor. You know how to highlight the main thing in a person and in life! You are a great example for the younger generation! So may everything in your life work out in the most wonderful way!
Happy birthday, I want to wish you self-confidence, a profitable, calm and beloved job, a stable, strong, large and happy family, unforgettable impressions, an expensive car, a country house, a house full of friends, confidence in the future.
I wish your life to be as bright as a clear sunny day, full as a glass of champagne, cloudless as the sky over the desert. And let the lights of hope always shine in the windows of your friends and family, like the stars in the night sky. Be healthy, happy and lucky!
Happy birthday! Let there be more sharp turns in your life, let your refrigerator burst at the seams, and let money fall out of your bags. A goldfish lives in the aquarium, fulfilling your every desire, and your favorite kisser and hugger sleeps in the bedroom.
Congratulations on an amazing and unique holiday, Happy Birthday! Always take from life what you can and what is given. After all, you can’t relive life again. Always love and you will be loved. May this bright and high day bring you only joy, success and health.
Happy birthday! On this day I wish you to always be cheerful, positive, healthy, strong, courageous, lucky, happy, loved. May you be surrounded by people who love you.
Today we wish the hero of the occasion the most important thing - to always remain young! No one will argue that youth is a wonderful state when you are full of strength and energy, plans and hopes, when you daily expect something bright and joyful to happen. When you are young, you are sure that you can do everything, any task can be solved in one, two, three times... Therefore, we wish you not to lose this feeling of carefree youth in your soul! Be happy!
Congratulations on your birthday! Let this day be a transition for you to a new stage in your life. I wish you to become more courageous, luckier, stronger and, of course, healthier every year. May all your dreams come true as soon as possible and, at the same time, new ones appear. I also wish that there are always true friends nearby who will help and support at any moment. May all your family and friends be happy. Please us every day with your radiant smile and wonderful mood. We, in turn, promise to help you with this.
Happy birthday to you and I want to wish you to be courageous, strong and healthy! Every man knows what he needs to be happy, so I want to wish you health and good luck, joy and success, all the best that you can imagine! Let there be enough money for all your whims, and let every moment bring joy!
What kind of a real man is he? This is a person you can rely on at any moment, whom you can trust, with whom you can just have a heart-to-heart talk. A real man is my favorite. I'm so happy next to him. Today, my beloved, celebrates his birthday. I congratulate you on your triumph from the bottom of my heart. Let your life flow calmly and confidently, like a full river. I wish you good luck in everything, good health, always good mood and prosperity.
May all the wishes addressed to you on your birthday come true soon. All positive emotions will remain in your heart for a whole year until your next birthday. I wish life to be like a fairy tale, full of miracles and fairy-tale mood. Let the sun shine for you and charge you with energy for the whole day. Never lose heart. And even from unpleasant situations, learn invaluable lessons. On this day, receive many pleasant surprises. Today you will hear many pleasant compliments, all addressed to you. Let your good mood never disappear, but only rise. May your favorite fairy tale come true, and may today’s holiday bring a lot of pleasure and joy. Let people make you smile. And life will be damn nice and cool!
What is the most precious thing in life? Material well-being and wealth? Yes. Successful career and personal achievements? Certainly. To keep your family healthy? Without a doubt. And also - support and understanding of loved ones, relatives, best friends, and family. After all, only with their help can we move mountains and change the world. And our birthday boy has all this! With all my heart I wish that he will continue to be surrounded only by the closest people who always love and wait for him.
What I wish for you is actually not that important. After all, the main thing is that it all comes from the heart. And in my soul now there is a huge holiday, happiness, love and joy, which is what I want to wish for you, dear. And although this holiday will end sooner or later, let everything else remain with you forever, as in my soul, as long as you are next to me, in my life. Happy birthday, my beloved and dear person, thank you for being with me!
Never let the years that add wisdom and life experience to you prevent you from taking rash and spontaneous actions. They are the ones who give you a feeling of happiness. Never let those around you who make up your social circle influence your own opinion. This is what makes you stand out from the crowd. Never let the troubles that instill in you tolerance and the courage to overcome them, disappoint you in life. Live wisely and be happy!
My dear man, you know how to be gallant and prudent. You know how to achieve success in all matters. I want to wish you to become stronger, more courageous and more confident in yourself. May comfort and peace await you at home. May your friends never betray you. Let your loved ones always be there in sorrow and joy. All the best to you, happy birth and may every minute of your life be happy and cheerful.
Taking this opportunity, I want to wish you that luck will become your faithful companion, that every minute of your long life will be wonderful, that your cherished desires will come true as soon as possible, and that your dreams will definitely come true. I wish fate fair winds, good weather, sunny days. May you be appreciated at work, may love and mutual understanding reign in the family, may your children please you with their successes! May there always be loved ones around you, may there be peace in your soul, and may there be happiness in your heart!
On your birthday
I wish earthly blessings,
With a strong man's hand
You ruled your destiny.
Reliable, devoted friends,
In the service of promotion,
Have a good and happy day,
Good luck, happy birthday!
May you be lucky in everything and often,
Let everything be great in business.
Let the path to dreams be easy,
Relatives are waiting in the house,
Ladies always inspire -
Be the best man!
I wish you a firm, faithful step
Walk through the thorns of fate
Be friends with luck by all means
And bring your dreams closer!
Happiness, love, fun and laughter,
So that work is like joy.
High flights, soft falls -
We wish you everything on your birthday!
On this day I wish passionately
Live beautifully and wonderfully,
So that people respect
And my friends didn’t forget.
You lived in happiness, in abundance.
And let everything be fine.
May your birthday be awesome.
Let it be cool, like in the movies.
Don't live your life in vain -
Appreciate everything that is given to you!
Be strong, rich, healthy,
I wish you to forget about troubles, worries,
I wish that things always go uphill,
May you smile and never be sad!
Success in business, luck, patience,
I also wish you good mood,
Be true to your friends, be responsible for your words,
Be a man, happy birthday to you!
May fate always please you,
May many miracles happen in life.
May everything always be given without difficulty,
But happiness does not leave you at all.
Don't yawn on your birthday,
Pour the glass fuller,
And we will “sip” them to the bottom,
So that the essence of life is visible.
We wish you, from the first, many years,
Good health, victories,
May the whole year be wonderful
And he gave you positivity.
Second, let success promise,
To always look respectable
Had, despite the problems,
And he was the master of fate.
And with the third, let love come,
The kind that won't let you down
Will give you vigor and strength,
So that even the moment is pleasant.
We would like to wish you on the fourth -
It's always a great time to relax
It's easy to overcome problems
And it’s great to succeed in life.
And we’ll thank you for the comfort,
So that there is money in the house here and there,
And there are plenty of different benefits,
Not life, but sweet wine.
We will accept the sixth, without interference,
So that the cheerful laughter does not stop,
Friends entered the house in a crowd,
Feast, songs, feast on the mountain.
Why not drink to your family?
We drink the seventh glass to them,
So that family peace is okay,
Invigorated you for a hundred years in a row.
Drink the eighth, whoever is strong,
There is a reason for the future,
So that I look forward with optimism
And may good luck await you.
Well, I lost count of the glasses,
Although I hardly drank...
Come on, memory, tighten up,
And you, my friend, don’t double up.
We can handle nine, ten is unlikely,
After all, you are both a friend and a brother to us,
With you, grief is not a problem,
We drink today to you.
And finally, a few words:
Fit, cheerful and healthy,
Walk confidently towards your dream,
And you and I are on the same path.
Not a man, but a dream
He has intelligence and beauty
For all women he is a hero,
Young seducer!
It's not easy to be like this
Stocky, tall!
Let's say for sure you are alone,
The best of men!
We know exactly what's wrong with you,
Comfort and peace await us!
We'll celebrate your birthday
We'll celebrate it until the morning!
And we congratulate you,
We hasten to wish you happiness,
We hug you very tightly
We value you too!
We wish you many years, we wish you many years,
May they only bring you good luck.
May you become a year older today,
There is no need to be sad: we have entered the time of maturity!
Let every year add another
Health, wisdom, success and victories,
Let the boyish enthusiasm leave,
And optimism, and to live without troubles!
Let everything be as it could be, dreamed:
There is respect and honor at work,
So that all good things happen, of course,
And may you have friends around, and may you be lucky!
May all your achievements and hopes
Reached unprecedented heights
May there be peace in the family, prosperity in the home,
Impossible dreams will come true!
Today is your birthday -
We congratulate you.
Great happiness with all my heart
We wish you, lovingly!
May success await you in business
And happiness in personal life.
Let things be the best
And overall everything is great!
Let the car of health be
With a cart to boot.
Let sadness pass by.
And good luck pleases!
Let every hour be cool,
Good - mood.
Live a hundred years and make us happy!
In short - happy birthday!
What is the celebration for?
What are people celebrating?
That, comrade, is your birthday.
Let's celebrate! That's it!
The feast is on fire, the tables are set,
The birthday boy is at the head,
And drinks are poured for everyone,
The cake is huge aside!
The guests make speeches
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
New dishes are brought -
Incredibly good!
Someone is singing a song
All the singers are a perfect choice.
Every guest doesn't notice
How I got involved in the friendly choir!
The music is playing loudly.
Everyone started dancing quickly!
People are walking well
The party was a success!
Thanks to you, owner
We express on behalf of all of us
For the reception, for the treat,
And for the fact that you are with us!
May heaven protect you
With its mighty power
Go forward while looking back
Just to know what happened
So that on the mistakes of past years
Learn to strive upward again,
And still to find the answer
How to get up again and not crash.
I want to have only friends nearby,
You were surrounded everywhere
So that the family is happy,
So that sorrows pass by.
And in this world of vanity
I wish you joy in life,
With a smile so that you wake up
On your brightest birthday!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!
We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter laughter, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!
Why does a man need a birthday?
I posed the question like this.
After all, women do get old...
What is the demand from us over the years?
And we are like expensive wines,
It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
So rejoice now, man,
You have become more valuable for another year.
I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!
I wish you a lot of money
Good luck without fail,
Be smart like a genius
Health, wonderful days!
Cloudless sky
Smiles and fun,
Be rich and generous.
And royal luck!
Let your dreams come true
Life will be lived for future use.
And it will be under your feet
Only golden sand!
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!
We wish you a pleasant work,
We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
We wish you never to give up,
Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
You are the best, believe me without a doubt.
With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday!”
We always wish you
Live life to the fullest and then
We'll have to deal with it again
It's your birthday again.
And not once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.
You are a man one hundred percent
And you don’t regret compliments,
Now we will take revenge on you
And give congratulations:
Always be strong and beautiful,
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
Eat pork, not carrots,
To have strength for love...
Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, no other way!
A man doesn’t need much on holiday:
Words of encouragement, a bowl of borscht,
Beautiful wife with a firm butt,
And so that the fish can be caught with live bait,
And so that salaries are always given on time,
And so that the mother-in-law doesn’t find the stash,
And so that all the troubles in your home pass,
Well, good luck finding him!
Live beautifully, interestingly,
Never backing down.
Look for your place in the sun:
Water does not flow under a stone!
And don’t hide your tears, and laugh more often,
You value and cherish your family.
Hope for the best in everything,
After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.
The path shines brighter every year
Your lucky star.
Let these wishes resound
Yesterday, today... and always!
What does a man need to be happy?
My beloved in life is nearby.
Good, loyal friends,
And so that none of them are gay.
A nice house in Malta,
Only a Maserati car.
Always lucky, lucky in everything,
So that the house is filled with peace.
I give congratulations lovingly,
After all, it's your birthday.
What should the hero wish?
Never be discouraged
To be loved and to love.
May you be considered lucky.
Young enthusiasm in the body
And success in an important matter.
All plans are fulfilled,
All ideas are realized.
To be inspired again by a dream,
Have fun on your holiday.
We are with you with all our hearts.
Happy birthday, dear!
You are brutal and smart,
Just like old Apollo
Only he's not so handsome
And I wasn't that happy.
You have become an example in everything,
And I’m not the least bit tired
After all, patience and attention,
Well, also understanding,
There is so much in no one else,
Even in near and dear ones.
In the end, I wish you happiness,
And protection from bad weather,
Laugh like this for a long time
And smile more often.
I wish you success
In all your amorous affairs.
Let the unpleasant hindrance
Will not scare away glamorous girls.
Let the money flow like a waterfall
But don’t drown in their abyss.
Don't forget that somewhere nearby
Your friends are reliable.
Let your health not let you down.
Always be in shape like an athlete.
Let all the girls notice
That you don’t eat cutlets at night.
Let you on any road
A fair breeze is blowing.
May happiness be on your doorstep
Always rings the doorbell.
Let the car be Brabus,
May everything be a joy
To relax - in the Canary Islands.
And a beauty in a peignoir
In the evenings let him meet
He pleases and treats.
Well, to sleep less,
To relax more often
And everything is always in personal life
It was cool and indecent
Don't let the engine fail
And your float is worth it!
Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.
So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.
So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.
A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
So that children can run around in a spacious house,
A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
So as not to know how to ride a bus,
And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
So that the inner voice is always calm,
Not a single hair fell off his head.
And let everything that is listed above
He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
Always know the answer by heart:
I have order! I'm ok"!
When you wake up in the morning
You will see cute flowers
Can't avoid the fuss here
And congratulations are simple.
They kiss you, hug you
And everyone actively congratulates
And together they rack their brains -
What else is supposedly missing?
There is fun, songs, joy around,
Champagne and just sweetness.
Wine still sparkles here
After all, there is a very important reason.
A good man was born
And the world decided to become brighter
You're like a bright star -
Shine forever, forever.
There's a good reason today
Don't rush to work,
It's a man's birthday
I must note from the heart.
You can get a little drunk, -
Once a year such grace
You dream about her at night
And you want to give in a little.
Your wife won't scold you
And she will be affectionate all day
And the mother-in-law loves her son-in-law
Because he got completely drunk.
You were born and who is happiness,
And it's a happy day
Let all bad weather pass by
And let everything in life be ok.
May happiness leap over all boundaries,
May there never be barriers to joy!
Let freedom flap its wings like a bird.
Let the beard grow beautiful (the girls will say yes)!
May you eat everything that God himself eats!
So that there is money like in a pond of water,
So that there is no slightest anxiety along the way,
And not a single hair fell from his beard!
On this day we want to congratulate
The culprit himself
And, of course, wish
Become a Colonel General.
Serve as an example for everyone
And be a millionaire
Or a shareholder
Gazprom".
The main thing is health,
After all, there should be enough strength,
With such wishes,
All this is a movie.
And also, of course, laughter,
Many kind, sweet words,
And, fewer gaps,
Between festive toasts!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish:
A pack of greens in your pocket,
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... but to love her
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you so much more
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
We will boldly say without any reason:
“You are the coolest man in the world!”
Happy birthday today,
We wish you all earthly blessings from our hearts:
Good health, like a bull,
To put all enemies on the horns.
A fashionable car with the numbers three A.
So that things go great at work.
Three jeeps of their personal security.
No problem flying to different countries.
We also wish you luck and success,
Were there $ and in your pockets? packs.
Love so ardent and passionate,
So that life does not seem in vain.
We wish it briefly and without unnecessary lines:
“Bloom long and bright, flower of your life!”
You, the best man,
We hasten to congratulate you urgently.
We personally praise you,
And our president is in absentia.
Today is your birthday
Everyone was waiting for this important date.
And we send words of congratulations
To a wonderful recipient!
We respect you greatly
For us, you are a role model.
May everything in life be stable
Against the backdrop of rising prices!
We wish you peace
Let the money grow in the bank,
And if there are problems,
We will meet them together on the tank!
Today I want to wish -
Through life, so as not to lose heart.
Armani wallet
Well, the stock is full of money.
The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
Smart and obedient children,
In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
So that work would be a joy,
Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
So that the mother-in-law is loving,
And she only called “you”.
Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
And forget about the problems.
Love, health, respect,
Happy birthday to you!
This is not the time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
A magnificent man
There are none like them in the world today.
Less disappointments
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
They bore real fruit.
More reasons to laugh
No matter what insidious fate brings,
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.
Yes, you are a fighting man,
But there is room for improvement:
There is no limit to perfection
And it's not a matter of years!
So that you never let us down
Neither mind nor hand,
May fortune come to you
Pliable, light.
And if you suddenly buy a ticket
At least to Rome, at least to Gelendzhik
They would have told you then
What a cool man you are!
Congratulations!
Accept these stars as a gift!
I know that on your birthday,
There was a fire in the sky.
Mars and Mercury were burning,
Neptune growled in anger
And you, as if nothing had happened,
He was silent in his crib,
Good luck,
In your difficult affairs,
And so that in your warm home,
The family hearth did not go out,
So let, on your birthday,
Wishes will come true on time
And so that adversity, problems,
The water went into the sand...
On this birthday you,
Got a little older
Raffaello and flowers
We'll hide it away.
Shaving foam, socks, -
This is what you need,
Eau de Toilette,
The house became stuffy,
For a long time we thought how
So congratulate you,
To surprise and sign
We've been looking since the morning, after all.
Here it is, the idea -
Suddenly a sprout appeared
This poem is
Your holiday flower.
Business trips to the Maldives,
And for the salary - a suitcase.
Luck to grab by the mane,
And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
Good health, steel,
Care as warm as sand
So that in life you always keep up,
And in the house of happiness there is an island.
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Let fortune not leave you,
To have black caviar for breakfast,
And there was always enough for gasoline.
The boss should not nag,
And the breeze of change blew,
So that a good friend makes you happy,
And a pair so that you always have a sock!
