What can excite a guy from a distance better than sending a vulgar poem in which all the most immodest desires and fantasies are written? It's time to show your boyfriend all your passion, emotions and imagination - send him a vulgar SMS that will literally explode his imagination and won't allow him to sit still. A dirty SMS is a great solution for developing relationships, especially if you have been in a relationship for a long time and want to bring back the lost spark in the relationship. Choose a suitable vulgar verse from the catalog that will appeal not only to you, but also to him, because you should know the tastes of your other half.
Oh, how I want you...
The whole body trembles
My hands are shaking, my legs can’t support me,
I don’t know what to do myself.
I want you now and again
Yesterday, today, tomorrow and always!
I am ready to repeat to you all the time:
"Love you! I love! Want! Want you!"
Want you! I want to you!
I want to be with you! I want it everywhere!
You in myself...Myself in You...
And with you...And with myself...
You... myself...
Yourself... You...
You knead my breasts, my nipples get hard,
Kissed belly
Caressed too, hands become bolder,
One of them is already thrusting into me
Swollen organ full of greedy sperm
Ready to instantly explode into hundreds of splashes!
We jump in a frantic and nervous rhythm,
To merge together in a wonderful moment!
I'm on my back, and you, with your legs spread,
You stand and watch me without clothes.
Come in, knight, you are tired from the road!
Come in and experience the flower of hope to your heart's content!
Your stem gently enters my bud,
Awakening in me an animal cry of passion!
Now, like a shot, it will explode in me,
A magic bullet of feelings and voluptuousness!
Hands caress my body
Tormenting trembling flesh,
So hot and so skillful
Crotch, chest, then belly!
Foreplay with almost orgasm
Come on, my love, come on,
It became humid in the cave of passion,
And don’t finish until the morning!
I want you with screams and moans,
I want you to be inside me
I want with open curtains
Let everyone see me on you!
I want my clothes to tear
I want it hard everywhere, everywhere!
I'm a bad girl now
And you really like me like this!
I want on the balcony, in the kitchen,
On the floor, against the wall, on the window,
I cum while sitting on a chair,
You cum, bent over on the table!
Your rod is swollen and ready to fight
To plunge sharply into the honey cave,
And retreat, and again break with force,
And erupt in a stormy stream!
I feel him hardening inside
He won't be able to pierce me right through!
Ride me harder and faster!
An orgasmic explosion cannot kill us!
Take off all my clothes
And throw me on the sofa
And he himself, leaning on top,
Enter me like a battering ram!
Be a beast, love until it hurts!
Kiss me like you're hungry!
Fuck me like a slave in captivity
Dreaming of being free!
Ever since we were in school, we have heard about the magical power of words. Remember the lines of Vadim Shefner?
“You can kill with a word, or you can save, even lead regiments…” - Vadim Shefner
It is unlikely that we will need to “lead the shelves”, but what about seduction? After all, this is such a powerful weapon that can excite a lover even from a distance. Unobtrusively hint, prepare for a hot meeting, give anticipation of a passionate night of love.
How can you “turn on” a man and awaken uncontrollable erotic fantasies with the help of a small message? Experienced girls use vulgar SMS for this purpose.
Surely he will appreciate your sexual hint by reading one of these phrases:
- Press down. Stronger, even stronger. Oh-oh-oh yes-yes-yes. Gently move your hand across the screen. I want more! It was the best phone sex of my life!
- Dear cat, your pussy has already fluffed up its tail. I am waiting! (Or, as an option, “Your cat has powdered her fluffiest place, she’s waiting for you, don’t be late!”)
- My knight, work hard, just make sure you don’t overdo it and don’t break your sword. It will be very useful to us today!
- I wanted to send you something sexy, exciting, passionate, but the problem is, I can’t fit it into SMS.
- I would kill the flies that were making love on your desk. There’s no point in them having sex where we haven’t tried yet!
- Today's horoscope calls for a lot of hot sex. Beware!
- Found a great recipe. 300 grams of hot passion pepper, a pinch of hot kisses, hugs to taste. I recommend regular use at any time of the day.
- A hot nut is looking for a bolt so that it can be repaired quickly.
- I fell under...shower. Clothes are wet. Especially panties. You want me?
- In the books they write that knowledge is not transmitted sexually. Let's check?
- In case of fire, call 01. Do you need a roof? Then dial 02. If there is a roof, but periodically moves, they will help you with number 03. Do you want me? Call, you know the number.
- Each bunny needs to bring his own carrot to the warm hole. The mink is already ready.
- Today I am especially immodest. I'm burning with passion. Cool me down quickly!
- Doctors forbid eating a lot of sweets. But how can I give up on you? (Or, as an option, “I want you for tea, for dessert!”)
- I remember yesterday’s meeting and the goosebumps in my lower stomach. I want to repeat it!
For greater effect, along with a message, you can send your loved one your erotic photos or a voice message with a declaration of love.
Message with subtext
To lift your spirits, an SMS with deep subtext and subtle humor is suitable for your lover. After reading such a message, the chosen one will not be able to hold back a smile and will definitely write something pleasant in response. Interesting examples of such SMS to a man:
- Let's do it! I will be very pleased. I want it right now, I’m burning with desire! Well, what are you waiting for? Do it... Send me a message.
- At night I will crawl under the covers, find the sweetest tender spot and suck for a long time. Sly mosquito!
- I want to make my head spin. I’ll put you to bed so that it’s hot, makes you sweat, and makes you moan for a whole week! Signed: flu.
- Do you want to snuggle closely with a hot body? Feel the breath on your face? Sweat, move back and forth, changing positions frequently? Get on the crowded bus, my little libertine!
- I know all your private parts. Ready to caress them with my body. You are my delight. Your washcloth.
- I want to caress him with my tongue. He's so sweet. I only think about him, although for a long time I was embarrassed to admit it to you. We enjoyed it last evening. You know what I'm talking about, right?...Dark chocolate.
- Do you know what I'm thinking? How smooth, tender, sweet it is. I want to run my tongue, touch my lips...Oh, how I love bananas!
Erotic poems
Perhaps the guy will also like poems on the theme of eroticism. Choose an option to suit your taste and please your partner:
- My soul is so eager for you, there are almost no clothes left, take me, beloved, passionately, because every day is wonderful with you!
- Only the Kama Sutra can change a gloomy morning. I’m waiting for you, dear, beloved, there will be unique sex.
- Do you love me? Admit it, you don’t hide your passion. Come on, honey, take off your clothes! Come, I'm all yours!
- The smell in the room is like I miss you. Just press your hips and you will plunge into me.
- You make my whole body tremble, I really wanted this. Again the heat, again the ecstasy, there will be a night just for us!
- I will give myself all up, without a trace, with you so sweet and sweet next to me. I'm burning in the heat of love's expectations. Slave to your desires.
- Honey, I don't have a complex. I'll get turned on by a kiss. Distance is a barrier. I will be glad to meet you.
- I will give you such love that you will moan from a kiss. Night. Moon. Tangles of the body. After all, I wanted you so much!
- It’s cold in the empty bed, fog has settled on the windows. Let's start some fires and make the windows shake!
- Can you come up to me? Let's have some fun in the bedroom!
- With lips dry from desire I will caress your beloved shoulders. With such gentle hands I will instantly heal all wounds and pain.
There used to be a man
Aquiline nose
X with a baton
He will throw five sticks
Carries in his arms
And now
Potato nose
X accordion
Half a stick will throw
And he asks for beer.
Hi! Happy this day to you!
Congratulations, there is such a thing,
It's a big wish.
To live life happily,
Without syringes and without tattoos,
To make the girls stand on end
When your boy is long
I went into the wilds of the forest,
Got lost and wandered
Long long along the paths
And he shot, he shot peas.
A sister can be feisty, grumpy and thorny, annoying like a fly and harmful like a snake. Or maybe wonderful, cheerful and lovely, and also very kind and cool, like mine.
“I wish you good health, that your breasts don’t hang like a rag, that at least someone does cunnilingus once a week. So that early in the morning, at dawn, when you have no strength to wake up, it’s not your alarm clock
What to wish a man on his birthday?
Careers and business contacts,
So that there are no regrets about the past, >
So that I can have you the way I always wanted!
So that you can be mine, day and night! No nails!
May your little figure always be dear to me!
And without fear of consequences, there was no pregnancy!
Congratulations to the owner of such a miracle!
Your instrument is truly every friend's dream!
Well, the women all really want to be acquainted with him,
Even if they won’t be forgiven for their betrayal!
We wish you male strength,
And so that they are beautiful in bed,
They themselves were striving for you,
And they quickly got into poses,
And in the morning they made coffee,
And they left forever
Another one for dinner again,
May you like life like this!
We wish that in your palms,
The affectionate little ones strived,
So that they jump and do it.
And so that everyone can show their class,
And in the morning, coffee and cigarette,
And here she is, and not dressed!
You are courageous and funny
And in some ways you are a genius,
Longing in my chest
Come to me quickly
Show me all the tricks
Hurry up and take off your pants
And prove that it’s not in vain
Today I called you!
On your birthday - on this bright holiday!
I wish you fucking happiness, and not only -
So that in every fuck the first participant is,
There was so much money to avoid eating!
Let all your troubles go away,
Let sorrows and anxieties take you into your mouth!
May my wishes throughout all ages and years,
How the people will spread their legs in front of you!
I wanted to surprise you with poetry,
Yes, the rhyme does not catch,
I wanted to give a car,
But there is not enough money.
And therefore, without further ado -
Don't spoil your fate with bastards,
Live, eat and be healthy
With money, an apartment, a car!
Cootie, buddy, relax
With friends, but under the fly,
Get your chicks racing!
That's what the holiday is for! Happy B-day!
Tasteful, cool, have a blast,
That's what the birthday is for,
Let everything be fucked up
Pidato, awesome!
Don't waste your life, go
Don't fool your brain with a bastard,
Let all the routine be on the way,
He'll be covered in shit!
Ditch your enemies, eat and drink,
Go for a walk, stop worrying,
Forget about all your problems,
Let them get out of the way!
Happy birthday! Have the honor
Have fun, don't worry!
Fuck all the problems,
Have fun more often!
In a close friendly circle,
With beer, unbiased,
Fill your destiny with fart,
To live pidato!
I wish you planted
A beautiful garden of your desires,
Pisato lived, and did not drag out,
Everyone asked to fuck the chicks.
Fit, slim, muscular,
Was in the cage and lived not weakly,
Your destiny is like a blank sheet,
I wrote only with joy and stubbornness.
Let him stand up like crazy
When your pants come off,
I’ll cling to him, immediately with my lips,
And I’ll use my crazy hands.
The heart pumps blood through the body,
And you take off my skirt
On your birthday we go out,
And I'll go for the kill.
You will moan for love
And admire me, as before,
Yes, you will start screaming from your heart,
But there's no reason to resist.
I will be gentle and loving,
I'll take your hand again,
You, on my birthday,
Hey, like a fucking bitch!
Let it be cool and pleasant,
And love flows from love,
It's extraordinarily sweet with you,
And I want more love.
It will cover us headlong again,
Let's taste this sin,
Do you want it in the ass, my hero,
On your birthday! - No problem!
I love your huge dick
I wouldn’t get off of him day or night,
Pamper me with them on my birthday,
So that I can lick your balls.
And I would really like to suck,
So that you shove the chen deeper into your throat,
I'll swallow your scum
And you will polish my pussy.
I look at the eyes and wet panties,
You excite the body very much,
But sincere love is missing
I love it when you meet me at the window.
I want to hug you and kiss you,
Let your heart beat stronger with happiness,
We will celebrate a birthday
We eat passionately, as we always do.
Any guy, one way or another, loves everything about . Especially if this vulgarity comes from his beloved girl. So if you want to please him and pleasantly surprise your loved one, then send short, vulgar SMS to your beloved guy. Don't be afraid to seem frivolous and stupid. There is nothing stupid in this gesture at all. With its help, you can emphasize not frivolity, but courage and determination. Well, in any case, your boyfriend will be very happy to receive something like this on his phone.
This kind of vulgarity, present in communication between a couple, gives the relationship new colors, new emotions and new impressions. And if you consider that it is diversity that in many ways fuels interest, then taking such a step is not only possible, but even necessary. So put all doubts aside and act right now. Well, we will help you in this matter.
Vlio.ru has a large collection of beautiful vulgar ones, each of which can be exactly what you need to realize your plans. Just look through the presented options, select the most suitable ones and send them to your favorite guy. Believe me, you won't regret it!
I know everything about the secrets of sex
We discovered them together -
Darling, wake up your reflexes,
Love me in the arms of darkness.
I want you always...
No need for food anymore...
I remember every sigh and groan,
Come into my dreams in reality!
Well, what kind of phrase: “I’m yours,
Yours both body and soul"?
I will say this: “Take me,
I capitulate without a fight."
I want to cuddle up to you
Stay with you all night,
Hug you, caress you,
Kiss tenderly and tenderly!
I want to appear naked
Before you, my dear, at sunset,
So that you can kiss me
And caress on the spacious bed.
I just melt from you
I feel weakness in my body.
Well, hurry up, come on already,
Help me undress!
Many women believe that the man should take the initiative in any area of the relationship. A lady's behavior should be like that of an unapproachable queen.
On the one hand, the approach is correct and corresponds to stereotypical ideas about relationships, but on the other hand, men with such ladies become bored.
Any man likes it when a lady starts flirting with him, but how to do this if your dear one constantly disappears at business meetings and business trips.
For this purpose, short SMS messages were invented that excite the imagination of a man at a distance.
Exciting SMS to a man in your own words
Most women who are inexperienced in sexual correspondence often make a common mistake - they try to overwhelm a man with vulgar messages.
Due to his assertive behavior, the young man does not know whether to continue communication further. Of course, there are men who love this behavior, but many representatives of the stronger sex prefer to keep the intrigue.
Home The girl’s task is to interest the guy and arouse interest in the person so that he instantly wants to be next to his beloved.
Therefore, it is better to start correspondence with an unobtrusive declaration of love in your own words. Next, it is recommended to move on to more explicit messages, supported by intimate photographs.
Examples of short phrases and mind-stirring SMS:
- Day all day long, thoughts about you do not leave my head. I dream of being close to you, hugging you tightly and kissing you passionately!
- Can't you imagine how much I miss you. It seems to me that your scent accompanies me everywhere.
- Now morning, but I'm looking forward to the evening with great impatience. I dream of relaxing my body as gently as I did yesterday.
- Going to I’m going to bed and can’t decide: to take off the cute black stockings that delicately fit my slender legs?
Or don’t touch them - will you rush over and help pull them off? – a challenging phrase can be written at night.
- I wanted fall asleep, but it didn’t work out. I close my eyes and see your pumped up beautiful body: various vulgarities arise in my head.
- Want caress your body and enjoy passionate kisses.
- Come tonight if you want to see a sweet and long striptease performed by the priestess of love.
- Darling, let's take a shower together today? Me and you, and a minimum of clothes!
- Eat great idea to strap you to the bed and do whatever I want!
- Want see your naked body on a soft bed.
- Imagine me in my favorite black lace lingerie. I'll meet you like this today!
- When you caress my body, I go crazy. I have never met big, strong and gentle hands.
- So I want you so much that I’m going crazy now.
- Want at night to extend the pleasure that we started this morning.
- I'm now completely naked. It's boring at home and I'm alone.
- Darling, I was cooking your favorite dish, and I realized how much I missed you. I’ve already rented a Japanese schoolgirl costume and cognac – I’m waiting for it in the evening.
- I read it an article about how you can please a guy. Come and let's try it!
- Bought new underwear – a man’s assessment is needed.
- I decided I don’t want to wear clothes at home anymore – I’m waiting for a reaction.
- Today I signed up for yoga so I can touch my heels to my head – I think you don’t mind.
It is worth noting: the longer a couple is in a relationship, the more varied the words you will have to invent.
At the initial stage of meetings, a young man only has to imagine a girl without underwear - and he is ready to run to her.
Dirty SMS for a guy to cheer him up
To cheer up your loved one, you don’t have to call him every hour. It is enough to write depraved or vulgar SMS to the guy.
After reading the exciting text, he will immediately want to be next to his chosen one. Candid messages can be written in prose or poetry - it depends on the girl’s imagination.
Note! To lift your mood and not only that, you can reinforce the message with an erotic photograph - it will come in handy during a hard day at work.
The proposed short messages will delight your loved one, he will have a desire to do what is indicated in the text.
Don’t be surprised if the SMS is followed by a call with passionate words:
| SMS | Description |
| Don't worry, I can handle all your wishes | Suitable if the guy should come to visit or when the husband returns home |
| If you need a sex slave, call! | This SMS is optimal at the initial stage of dating, if both partners know why they are meeting |
| I feel very excited. I want to make love with you | Suitable for married women, for girls who are in the role of a bride - a man is unlikely to refuse a tempting offer |
| I'm not in the mood for sex right now, but we can have it quickly and passionately | Suitable as a good night wish if people live separately. The man will immediately want to come visit |
| I want him to hug me under my light robe | Inviting words will make even a married husband pay attention to his wife |
| I’ll wear any erotic clothes you tell me! | If experiments are constantly happening in a couple, it is worth trying to send this SMS |
| Maybe you want to take my virginity? I'm ready! | The message should be sent after careful consideration of a serious decision |
| There are only thoughts in my head - to lie with you in a warm bed | Suitable for new acquaintances and married couples |
| I want to see, hear and touch you | An ambiguous message will help excite a guy's imagination |
| Rule over me, I want to submit to strong male hands | Characterizes a woman as a passionate lover. Men are crazy about loving ladies |
Carefully select messages if there was a minor quarrel the day before. Romantic correspondence and a delicious dinner combined with lovemaking will help you establish a connection.
Become available to the man you love, then he will be able to appreciate your feelings and continue a long, fascinating conversation in the bedroom.
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