New Year's disco scenario for high school students
Goals and objectives: organization of leisure, New Year celebration.
Before the evening begins, a soundtrack of modern New Year's songs is played.
At the appointed time - a sound signal - the ringing of bells.
Presenter 1: Good evening, dear friends!
Presenter 2: Have a good holiday mood, smiles and fun! We are glad to welcome you to our holiday!
Ved 1: Outside, winter is the time of the shortest days and the longest nights. After all, it is in winter that the New Year comes to us and with it the “coniferous” joyful mood of happiness, change, and hope that this beloved holiday brings with it.
Ved 2: It is on this day that unforgettable meetings take place, our wishes come true, and the most incredible miracles are possible.
Presenter 1: Let it be the evening of our meeting
Warmed by ardent friendship.
We send you our heartfelt
New Year's holiday greetings!
Presenter 2: Happy New Year! New Year!
The holiday is joyful for everyone.
Let them ring under this vault
Songs, music and laughter!
Presenter 1: Dear friends, today our evening program includes games, competitions, quizzes, and an incendiary disco. And, of course, a meeting with Father Frost and Snow Maiden.
Presenter 2: Yes Yes! Not only children, but also quite adult, respectable people are looking forward to meeting these New Year's characters.
Presenter 1: Santa Claus has been around for about 150 years. And not a single New Year's holiday is complete without his participation.
Presenter 2: Well, while our New Year's characters are on the way, let's hold a few competitions.
Presenter 1: Great idea! So, to warm up, we’ll hold a New Year’s quiz.
Ved 2 : We ask the audience to listen carefully to the questions and raise their hand when answering. For each correct answer you receive a token. Whoever collects the most tokens during our evening will receive a New Year's prize.
1. A natural phenomenon that, without sand sprinkling, causes New Year's deaths. (Ice.)
2. What beauty dresses up once a year? ( Christmas tree. )
3. New Year's two-faced ball. (Masquerade.)
4. Low-growing snowstorm. (Snow drift.)
5. Carnival frame. (Mask.)
6. Ice casting. (Ice rink.)
7. The Snow Maiden's life time. (Winter.)
8. Winter striker. (Freezing.)
9. New Year's State Collection. (Table.)
10 . The supporting quarter of the New Year's table. (Leg.)
11. New Year's drink for risky guests. (Champagne.)
12. Fish, “dressed” in natural leather and an artificial fur coat, is a New Year’s dish. (Herring.)
13. A peasant's anti-Christmas tree weapon. (Axe.)
14. A seasonal “sculpture” made from truly natural material. (Snowman.)
15. The result of festive excitement. (Fireworks.)
16.
Christmas tree homeland. (Forest.)
17.
Christmas tree snow insulation. (Freezing.)
18. The process ends with the fall of the Christmas tree. (Cutting.)
19. An ancient but timeless dance at the Christmas tree. (Round dance)
(for correct answers, tokens are given, and the winner gets a prize)
Ved 1: Amazing! And now we invite you to greet each other.
Ved 2: We invite 9th grade girls to the stage. And we ask you to support us with loud applause.
STEP (Nastya, Irina, Alina, Diana, Polina)
Ved 1: We got to know each other better
In such an acquaintance, friendship is the essence
So, let's continue our evening,
As they say: “Bon voyage!”
(Cell phone call signs sound)
Ved 2: (speaking on his cell phone): Yes, we are waiting, we are waiting! No, we don't miss you. Our guests have already collected a bunch of tokens. How for what? Well, what would New Year be without you? You better hurry up! (turns off the phone): D. Frost and the Snow Maiden are very close.
Ved 1: Well, you told them that we are looking forward to seeing them?(the phonogram “A Christmas tree was born in the forest” plays and a loud knock is heard).
D.Moroz: Good evening, good people!
Snow Maiden : Let the holiday be merry!
D.Moroz: Happy New Year:
We wish you happiness and joy!
Snow Maiden: How many familiar faces are there?
How many of my friends are here!
I feel good here, like at home,
Among the gray Christmas trees!
D. Moroz: Even if I am already old and grey,
And I live for many years,
I declare to you friends,
That I'm young today
Snow Maiden: All my friends have gathered.
In the New Year's winter hour.
We haven't met for a whole year
And we missed you.
D. Moroz: Both Snegurochka and I - congratulations to you, friends!
Ved 2: And now we invite you to join the fiery dance and rock with the 9th grade girls.
Dance ARRIVA (creative group)
A block of competitions is conducted by a creative group.
1. THE BOLDEST Nastya
Several young men are invited to the stage. They are given eggs. On command, participants must break an egg on their forehead. The last one to break the egg is the winner.
2. Study with a balloon – Irina
The game requires several balloons, which are distributed to the participants.
Participants are given a task to create a sketch with a balloon on a specific topic:
Man looking in the mirror;
Declaration of love;
Parting with a loved one;
Chief and subordinate;
Couples in love;
A child in a zoo in front of a monkey cage;
A parent scolding his poor son;
Buyer and seller.
3. MEDLEY – DANCE – Tanya
Participants compete in their ability to move to the beat of the proposed music.
4. BOXERS – Alina
Dance block.
5. Competition “BRAID” - Diana
Props: 2 braids (3 ribbons tied with a knot at the end).
Team captains hold a knot and lead their teams, who hold a ribbon in their hands and, without lifting their hands, “braid” to rhythmic music. When the music stops, the presenters will check the “braids” and identify the winning team, they will be awarded prizes.A Christmas tree decoration that causes significant damage to the home budget not only on the day of purchase. (Electric garland.)
6. THE DANCE STICKED – Irina, Diana
All participants are divided into pairs (boy-girl). The music turns on, the couples dance. At the command of the Leader, during the dance they touch only those parts of the body that they choose (head, nose, ears, backs, arms, legs, shoulders, fingertips, etc.)
7. “THREE” – Polina
I'll tell you a story
In one and a half dozen phrases.
I'll just say the word "three"
Take the prize immediately!
One day we caught a pike
We looked at what was inside.
We saw small fish
And not just one, but... five.
A seasoned guy dreams
Become an Olympic champion
Look, don’t be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command: “One, two... march”
When you want to memorize poems,
They are not crammed until late at night,
And repeat them to yourself,
Once, twice, or better yet... seven.
One day the train is at the station
I had to wait three hours.
Well, friends, you took the prize.
I give you a five rating
8. SUMO – Alina
Participants in the competition put on huge costumes, fill them with balloons and they begin to fight; the one with the most balloons left wins.
The winner gets a prize.
9. Competition "THEATRAL"
Interested competitors are given cards with a task that they complete without preparation. You need to walk in front of the tables like this:
Woman with heavy bags
Gorilla in a cage, sparrow on the roof
Stork on a bolt
Chicken in the yard
Girl in a tight skirt with high heels
Sentinel guarding the food warehouse
Baby just learning to walk
Guy in front of an unknown girl
Alla Pugacheva performing a song.
Ved: And we invite you to the New Year's disco!
(Competitions from classes)
Ved 2: The most beloved games in Rus' on all holidays were games of dexterity and strength. We should definitely have a strongman competition.
Ved 1: Time flew by quickly
And it's time for us to part.
Ved 2: With all our hearts, friends, we wish,
Great, great success to you!
Snow Maiden: It's time, friends,
You need to say goodbye.
Congratulations to everyone!
Let's celebrate the New Year together
Both adults and kids!
Father Frost : It’s a pity that the holiday ended so quickly. See you next year!
Ved 1: Dear friends! Our New Year's Eve celebration has come to an end.
Ved 2: You all took a very active part in all the competitions and fun activities and had a blast at the disco.
Ved 1 : And we hope that you will be able to maintain the mood of fun, joy, and anticipation of something unusual for the whole year.
Ved 2: We are not saying goodbye to you, we are telling you:
TOGETHER : See you again in a year!
The last composition sounds, in which all the characters take part.
Good afternoon dear friends. We have been preparing for this holiday for so long that we even forgot what it is called. Maybe you remember?
It's great that at least you remember. I understood one truth: “How life still distracts you from solving serious matters!”
Today is a holiday, and the good thing about it is that you will forget about all your problems. The main thing is to relax and smile.
Today the high school students are greeted by seventh graders.
Scenes.
Homework.
Business card of high school teams.
Creative task.
Competitions.
1 competition.
1. How to catch 10 elephants? (Catch 11 and release one).
2. Neither fluff nor feather... What is this? (Cot).
3. The professor hung a banana from the ceiling and placed boxes around the room. The monkey got this banana without using the drawers. How did she do it? (Climbing onto the professor).
4. Which hand is better to stir tea? (It is better to stir the tea with a spoon).
5. The crow is flying, and the dog is sitting on its tail. Could this be possible? (The dog sits on its own tail).
6. In which month does chatty Tanya speak the least? (In February, it is the shortest).
7. Why can a sparrow eat a handful of oats, but a horse cannot? (Sparrows don't eat horses).
8. How many birthdays does a person have on average? (A person is born approximately once in a lifetime.)
9. When is the easiest time for a black cat to get into the house? (When the door is open).
10. Vova threw the egg. It flew 3 m and did not break. What happened to the egg? (The egg flew 5 m and... broke).
11. One professor became famous for this experiment: he placed a bottle in the middle of the room and then crawled into it. How did he do it? (Anyone can crawl into the room.)
12. Who is a soloist? (Master of pickling cucumbers).
13. Why does a rooster close its eyes when it crows? (Wants to show that he crows by heart).
14. Walking naked through Antarctica and not freezing. Why? (Naked is a surname).
15. What roots does the plant not need? (Square).
Presenter.
2 competition.
Now I invite two young men onto the stage (come out).
The “Dapper!” competition is for you!
You need to tie a scarf in boxing gloves as quickly as possible.
Competition "Dapper".
Presenter.
And now we are again inviting four young men. The next joke is called: “One thread at a time.” It is necessary to beg as many different accessories as possible with which to decorate yourself. The one who does it the coolest will win!
Competition "One Thread from the World"
The time of the competition is the sound of one musical composition.
Teacher.
What do you know about moths?
Student.
This is a predatory animal that eats woolen socks.
Teacher.
What is the purpose of fins on fish?
Student.
The fins are designed to allow the fish to brake when turning.
Teacher.
What can you tell us about Przhevalsky?
Student.
Przhevalsky invented a new breed of horses.
Teacher.
Who knows why storks fly to Africa for the winter?
Student.
So that blacks can have children.
Teacher.
What do hedgehogs eat?
Student.
Most likely cacti.
Create recipeswith the following names:
Salad “Quiet Ukrainian Night”,
pickle “Through thorns to the stars”,
“Aurora Shot” cutlet,
Cocktail "Hedgehog in the Fog"
“Nobody Wanted to Die” sandwich.
Write the texts of advertisements about the rental of a dog kennel, about the loss of moral character.
Often in performances there are lyrical or tragic scenes of farewell.
Stage a silent scene in which they say goodbye:
With the lady of his heart - a knight going on a crusade;
With his sister - a revolutionary who decided to shoot the Tsar;
With his wife - a nepman going for interrogation at the GPU;
With his daughter - a father going to a parent-teacher meeting.
Humorous riddles.
What happens if you swallow your knife and fork while eating? (You'll have to eat with your hands).
To whom do all people take their hats off? (In front of the hairdresser).
What do elephants have and no other animal? (Baby elephants).
What kind of fabric can't you make a shirt from? (From the railway station).
Night orienteering.
A stool is placed at a distance of 10 meters from the start, and the first participants are blindfolded. At the signal, they must walk or run to the stool, walk around it and, returning to the team, pass the baton to the next participants, who are already standing blindfolded! And so does the whole team. While moving, the team can help its participants by shouting: “to the right,” “to the left,” “forward,” “backward.” And since all commands are shouting at the same time, the player must make out which calls apply specifically to him. When the last player returns to the starting line, it is “day” for the entire team. For whom the “day” comes earlier, they won.
"Pugovkobank"
“Collect the longest one.”
Each team must, within a certain period of time
Assemble a chain from paper clips. Who has it longer?
"Paper".
Using paper and scissors, cut out the original paper shape.
Who is more interesting?
Results. Rewarding.
Leading. Hello guys! Do you know what day it is today and what saying should be said? (April 7 - I don’t trust anyone)
The guys answer.
Leading. And now I suggest you have fun and take part in competitions.
Comic questions
1. Which notes can be weighed? (Do-la-mi)
2. What stones are not in the sea? (Dry)
3. Which is longer: one year or 12 months? (1 year = 12 months)
4. Why do some people wear boots and others wear boots? (On the ground)
5. What is higher without a head than with a head? (Pillow)
6. How far can you go into the forest? (Only to the middle, and then you go out of the forest)
7. How to write “mousetrap” in five letters? (Cat)
8. What fields should you not walk or drive through? (By the brim of the hat)
9. Which satin stitch is not used for embroidery? (River, sea)
10. Which island pretends to be clothes? (Jamaica)
11. What do we eat for? (At the table)
12. What is not in pumpkin or melon, but is in tomatoes and cucumbers? (Letter "r")
13. What type of fish is the most valuable? (Gold fish)
14. Why does the heron stand on one leg? (If she picks up the second one, she will fall)
15. To whom do all people take off their hats? (In front of the hairdresser)
16. What needs to be done to cut off the branch on which the crow is sitting without disturbing it? (Wait for her to fly away)
17. Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why weren't any of them wet? (It didn't rain)
18. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? (One)
Acting
The competition requires 3 teams of several people. The presenter reads the text, and the players, moving in a circle, must do what is said in the text. The team that shows the best acting qualities and causes the most laughter among the audience wins. The winners receive "Best Actor" medals.
First team. You are a young, healthy man, you have a wonderful athletic gait. Suddenly your stomach hurts. But do not forget that you are a young, healthy man and have a wonderful athletic gait. But, quite unexpectedly, your right eye begins to twitch - this is a nervous tic. Don’t despair, because you are a young, healthy man. Of course, all this is difficult to bear when your stomach hurts, your eye twitches and the prosthesis on your left leg rubs. And you have such a beautiful gait.
Second team. You are a little three year old child. You look at the world in an amazing and trusting way. But you are a very small three-year-old child and therefore you still cannot walk well, and your head is large, it still does not hold well on your still weak neck. But don’t forget that you look at the world in an amazing and trusting way. Suddenly you stumble and hit your foot painfully. And despite this, you remain a small, three-year-old child who is very trusting and looks at the world in surprise.
Third team. You are a young, beautiful girl, well and modernly dressed. You have great makeup, beautiful shoes with thin heels. You are full of dignity and importance. But suddenly the heel on your left shoe suddenly broke. But do not forget that you are a young, beautiful girl, well and modernly dressed. Suddenly, out of the blue, the elastic on your skirt breaks. And you are still the same young, beautiful girl, well and modernly dressed, even if you are hampered by a broken heel and a falling skirt.
Competition "Musical break"
The presenter invites the children to guess popular songs based on their brief content:
1. This song is about how the poultry that lived with an elderly woman behaved. ("Two cheerful geese")
2. This song is about how good it is to play the harmonica in the rain, celebrating your birthday. (“Song of Crocodile Gena”)
3. This song is about the tragic fate of a peaceful insect (“A grasshopper sat in the grass”),
4. This song is about how hair color can affect people's relationships. (“Red, red, freckled”)
5. This song is about animals who, despite their natural cowardice, went into the forest at night to mow grass. (“Song about hares”)
Competition "Reserve"
For the game you need: blindfolds for each player and cards on which the names of animals are written: cow, pig, rooster, etc. (one animal on several cards).
All participants in the game go onto the stage, i.e., into the territory of the reserve. All participants in the game are animals, its inhabitants. Each player chooses a cardboard (does not show it to others) with the name of the animal that he needs to voice. Everyone must have at least two relatives. Everyone is blindfolded.
On command: “Start!” animals must find their blindfolded relatives by voice or characteristic sounds and unite, holding hands. As soon as the players are sure that they have collected all their players from the territory of the reserve, they raise their hands up. If they are the first and have not lost anyone, then they are the winners. The winners receive “Best Detective” medals.
Competition "Gatherings"
To play you need: stools, a towel.
4 pairs come out to play. Players are given a towel - one for two. One end of it is placed on one stool, the other end on the other. The players sit on a towel and grab the stool with their hands to secure the towel more securely between the stool and themselves. They secure it - and on command they begin to move forward, only each in his own direction.
The towel is first stretched, and then left with someone alone. 2 pairs are formed from the winners. The competition is repeated. Then the winner is determined from 1 pair. The winner receives the “Most Assiduous” medal.
Rublyathlon relay race
To play you need: coins and a glass.
You can compete in teams. Each participant from the starting line must reach the goal (cup) and hit the target with a coin, then remove it from the cup, return to the team and pass the coin to the next player, like a relay baton.
You need to carry the coin to the target on the toe of your foot, placing it there and not holding it with anything. You also need to throw the coin into the target (into the cup) only with your foot, without helping yourself in any way.
If a coin falls along the way, you need to stop, put it in its original place and only then continue moving. If the coin does not hit the target on the first try, you need to put it on your toe again and then try to throw it again. The team that finishes the distance and throws before the other will win. The winners receive “Best Thrower” medals.
Competition "Psychic"
To play you need: a chair, a tray, peas, a handkerchief.
A chair (or stool) is placed. There is a tray on it. There are peas on the tray, and all this is covered with a handkerchief.
Several people come out to play. Players need to determine how many peas are on the tray. To do this, they need to sit down on a tray covered with a handkerchief, feel it, stand up and name the number.
After the last option is named, the handkerchief is pulled off and it is determined whose guess was closer to the truth. The winner is immediately awarded the title and given the “Most Sensitive” medal.
Competition "Taming the Balls"
To play you need: balloons.
Any number of players.
The competition takes place in several stages. The task facing the tamers is to handle the balloons like a juggler. First they are given one ball, then two, three, four. The interval between releases is 30 seconds. Whoever drops the ball on the floor first or holds it in his hand loses.
It is forbidden to knock the balls into one pile - each of them must fly separately from the rest. You can help yourself with your head, shoulders and legs. Whoever lasts the longest is awarded the “Best Juggler” medal.
Rally competition
To play you need: plastic bags, plastic bottles, stools.
As with any rally, you will need to lay out a distance. In our case there will be two of them, and they will be identical. Bottles placed on the floor (you can go around them) and stools (you can drive between their legs) are used as obstacles through which you will need to pass or successfully bypass them.
The game starts with the command “March!”, the athletes begin to blow on the bags, trying to cover the distance with the obstacles placed as quickly as possible. First “there”, and then “back”, but without obstacles. The bag can only be controlled by breathing; touching it is prohibited.
In case of violation of this prohibition, the player is automatically considered a loser. Also, “going” onto the opponent’s track or any contact with him, his sports equipment or obstacles at his distance leads to removal from the race.
The winner is awarded the “Fastest” medal.
Competition "Mimicry"
The number of players can be any. They are given a card on which it is written what they need to depict with facial expressions and gestures. The guys are guessing.
For cards:
1. Sharpen your pencil.
2. Playing volleyball.
4. Sad penguin.
5. Cheerful cat.
6. Hot iron.
7. Cold ice cream.
8. A person who has just eaten well.
9. Eating grapes.
10. Artist.
Competition "Dragon"
Everyone stands one after another and firmly holds on to the sides of the person in front. The first player is the head of the dragon, the last is the tail. The dragon tries to catch its tail, but it dodges it.
Leading. This is where we part with you, and I would like to wish you a good mood not only on the first of April, but also on all other days.
— Holding competitions, creating a festive atmosphere in the team;
— development of students’ creative abilities;
— formation of communication skills of boys and girls.
Equipment: boxes with paper, strips of fabric, cellophane, newspapers, prizes for the winners.
Preparation for the competition: A few days before the evening, 3-5 boy-girl pairs are determined, 1 or 2 presenters are selected, and a jury is elected.
Progress of the evening:
Presenter: Dear girls and boys! Imagine that to celebrate a holiday together, you went on a boat trip and went to a bar to drink a cup of coffee. The young man, wanting to win over the girl, tells her jokes.
Competition 1 – for the best joke
Host: You are drinking coffee, listening to music, and suddenly your ship crashes. The current washes you ashore. You looked around the island and realized that the island was uninhabited. The most unusual adventures await you here. Usually girls are very emotional, but in extreme situations boys are more likely to panic.
Competition 2 “Don’t panic, friend!”
Host: You, dear girls, need to find the necessary words and calm your friend.
Well, you calmed down and pulled yourself together. We looked around, made sure that the island was really uninhabited, and you would have to settle down for the night.
Competition 3 “My house is on the edge”
Presenter: Boys must draw a design for a home, and girls must draw clothing models. After all, your clothes have become unusable.
Each couple chooses what material the clothes will be made from - paper, strips of fabric, cellophane...
Housing projects and clothing models are demonstrated and commented on.
Host: As you know, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Competition 4
create a menu for one day from what grows and runs around
Host: Now that you are well-fed, you have a cozy home, suitable clothes, you, dear young men, have noticed what a wonderful friend you have - she cooks deliciously, sews, supports you, and you are already in love with her.
Competition 5 “Oh, the light of my eyes!”
“Oh, the light of my eyes!” - declaration of love (you can invite the young man to congratulate the girl on the holiday and give her a gift - a flower, a souvenir, etc.)
Host: While the lovers were declaring their love, a storm began and your island is flooded with water.
Competition 6 – dance on a newspaper
Couples dance on the newspaper, the newspaper is folded in half, then in four, etc.
Host: So far everything has been going well, but it turns out that there are owners on the island. They have been watching you for a long time and wanted to get to know you better.
(Exit of the Papuans - dance)
But your intentions are unknown to them, maybe they want to roast and eat you, or, conversely, invite you to the fire of friendship.
Competition 7 “Mine is yours, don’t understand”
It is necessary to communicate with the locals through dance, song, and pantomime.
Host: But, fortunately, the Papuans turned out to be sociable and kind, and you found a common language perfectly.
Competition 8 “Cry of the Soul”
Host: Your life on the island is going well. You have everything here: a good home, a beloved girl, many friends... But you increasingly began to remember the comfort of civilization. And when you saw the ship, your soul began to sing.
A song is being performed.
The results are summed up and the winners are awarded prizes.
The rules of the game are very simple. Any even number of people can play (and in general, an odd number will do). If possible, an equal ratio of boys and girls. To begin, the questions and answers listed below must be written on cards of the same size. It is advisable to use thick paper or thin cardboard. You should end up with two identical decks: one with questions, the other with answers. And then everything is simple. Shuffle each deck thoroughly and place it in the center of the table. The first player takes the question card and reads it to his neighbor. He takes the card with the answer and reads the answer out loud. Then the person who answered the question asks his next neighbor, and so on in a circle. Even just a quick look at the list below can give you an idea of the similarities there might be. What is it worth, for example: “Do you like to swim naked? - On Saturdays this is a necessity for me.” Or: “Tell me, do you like me? - When I’m drunk, and I’m always drunk!” It’s only advisable to sit down like this: guy - girl - guy - girl. Because when two guys sit next to each other, all the questions are like: “Do you like me?”, “Do you like to look into my eyes?” and even “What would you say if I kissed you now?” These guys come across it (repeatedly tested from my own experience). And what kind of answers they come across to this is generally “boggles the mind.” So go for it! QUESTIONS: Are you attracted to extravagant men (women)? How would you feel if your husband (wife) cheated on you? Tell me, are you always so impudent? Do you respect men (women)? Are you friendly? Tell me, is your heart free? Tell me, do you love me? Does petty fraud torment your conscience? Do you like to give gifts? Are you making mistakes in your life? Tell me, are you jealous? Do you want to have a lover (mistress)? Do you love your husband (wife)? Do you often travel on public transport without a ticket? Do you want anything? Tell me, are you ready for anything? Have you often fallen out of bed? Do you like to read other people's letters? Do you often find yourself in interesting situations? Would you be happy to kiss your husband (wife)? Are you ever intoxicated? Do you lie often? Do you spend your free time in a fun company? Are you obsessive and rude in your actions? Do you love cooking delicious dinners? Could you put a pig on your loved one? Would you like to get drunk today? Tell me, have you sinned a lot? Do you like to dream under the moon? Do you like gifts? Do you often climb into your neighbor’s raspberries at the dacha? Do you feel dizzy when you drink? Do you often get lazy? Are you able to buy love with money? Do you like to laugh at others? Do you want my photo? Are you often subject to passions? Do you like to eat meat? Are you susceptible to the temptation of love affairs? Do you often borrow money? Have you tried to seduce another man (woman)? Do you like to swim naked? Do you want to achieve the favor of a married man (married woman)? Tell me, do you often eat so much? Do you want to meet me? Do you have a clear conscience? Have you ever slept in someone else's bed? Tell me, are you an interesting conversationalist? Are you open with your spouse? Tell me, are you temperamental? Do you like pickles on Mondays? Do you play sports? Do you love to look into my eyes? Do you often wash in the bathroom? How do you feel about striptease? Does it happen that you sleep at your workplace? Tell me, are you cowardly? Do you snore in your sleep? Do you have a habit of promising him (her) more than you can handle? Do you like to eat well? Are you willing to kiss in public places? Are you increasing your productivity? Have you ever gotten lost in someone else's house? Do you like vodka? Do you like meeting people on the street? Do you often show your temper? What would you say if I kissed you right there? Do you like to sleep after lunch? Do you like to dress fashionably? Do you have many secrets? Do you have a tendency to sin? Are you afraid of the policeman? Tell me, do you like me? Do you think that your loved one should only be told the truth? What would you say if you and I were alone? Do you know how to control yourself? Do you like to visit? Are you gaining weight? Do you often take time off from work? Would you walk with me through the forest at night? Do you like my eyes? Do you often drink beer? Do you like to interfere in other people's affairs? Are you often drawn towards art? Do you spend a lot of time on love affairs? Are you hiding your age? ANSWERS: I can't imagine my life without this. I don't answer political questions. I love you, but at someone else's expense. Only on payday. No, I'm a very shy person. I find it difficult to answer the truth because I don’t want to ruin my reputation. Only when I feel some weakness. You can try it far from home. I don’t know myself, but others say yes. This is my hobby. Not here. Please don't put me in an awkward position. Ask someone more sober. Why not? With great pleasure! My blushing is the clearest answer to this question. Only when I'm rested. Youth is long gone. This case, of course, will proceed without witnesses. This opportunity should not be missed. I'll tell you this in bed. Only when you want to go to bed. You can already try this. If it can be arranged now, then yes. Only when there are troubles at work. If they really ask me about it. I can do it for hours, especially in the dark. My financial situation rarely allows me to do this. No, I tried it once and it didn’t work. Oh yeah! This is especially great for me! Damn it! You guessed it. In principle no, but as an exception - yes. Only on holidays. When I'm drunk, and I'm always drunk. Only away from your beloved. I'll say this in the evening when I make a date. Even the thought of it makes me ecstatic. Only at night. Only for decent pay. Only if no one sees. It's so natural. Always when your conscience orders. But something needs to be done! If there is no other way out. Always when I have a good drink! Well, who doesn’t it happen to!? Could you ask a more modest question? It all depends on how much and whether I have enough change. If it doesn't cost you. Do I really look like this? I have had a penchant for this since childhood. I'll ask my wife (husband). These are the best moments of my life. At least all night. On Saturdays this is a necessity for me. I can't say that without a couple of drinks. Only in the morning with a hangover. This has long been my greatest desire. My modesty does not allow me to answer this question. It all depends on the situation. Crazy! With great pleasure. Yes, only within the bounds of decency. Of course, we cannot do without this. This is the main goal of my life. I just can't stand it. I will never refuse such an opportunity. Nowadays this is not a sin. Why not, if you can and there is no fear. Of course, I am capable of anything. This often happens to me when visiting. Only in company. Not always, but often. Yes, if necessary. Anything can happen, because I am also a human being. No, I was too well brought up. Only when I wake up in someone else's bed you can't even imagine. If there are no big troubles later. I'm much more interested in other problems. And it’s not that yes, and it’s not that no. Let's not be naive, and we shouldn't ask questions that are difficult to answer sincerely. Today I don't want to talk about it. In principle, yes, although it will be very difficult. Only in despair. Unfortunately no. Well, this is, excuse me, luxury! Not especially in daylight, but in the dark - with pleasure. ...
