A cheerful, mischievous, eye-catching ditty is an indispensable attribute of a festive feast, especially a wedding one. This purely folk genre captivates not only with its simplicity and everyday observation, but also with its fiery energy, which attracts new performers into its “round dance”. Each guest always has a favorite ditty quatrain in his stash. Cool and funny ditties at a wedding can be performed to the accompaniment of an accordion, balalaika or button accordion. As a last resort, you can download and voice a standard “backing track” on the Internet, which is easy to adapt to.
We offer you several text options for ditties.
Husband and husband's wife,
One word - Satan.
If the darlings scold,
At night they will definitely... become related.
I made it to the final
And I fell face first into the dessert,
But I drank so much before the cake,
What is not sweet to me, but...bitter!
They didn’t save, they didn’t save,
The bride is not wearing shoes.
Let the witness worry
And his partner.
Our dear guests,
Stop screaming at us bitterly.
There's no point in kissing,
Give it a chance for your wedding night.
Why go to weddings?
Let's have fun and go for a walk.
Our groom started dancing,
Apparently cheerful... for three.
How useful is the product?
Vodka cures all diseases.
I had a stomach ache,
And he will live at the wedding.
We want to wish the bride
Have fun with your husband together.
And when you suddenly get bored,
I have girlfriends' phone numbers.
There are parents from my husband,
There are the wife's parents.
Don't argue about who you need,
All parents are important!
The wedding is cool then,
If the toastmaster is cheerful.
To make it more fun
Pour a glass to Toastmaster.
I drank at the wedding, walked,
And he amused all the guests.
And in the end I learned from them,
That I am, after all, a groom.
This is fun from the heart -
Drink, bite, walk, dance!
Just be more vigilant
Suddenly someone gets married.
Like the bride, like the groom,
There is no one more beautiful than them.
Svetka is also good,
A neighbor on the table.
To the groom - patience,
And the bride - zeal.
And the two of you have a motto -
Where we can’t stand it, we’ll tear it apart!
Two mothers, two fathers
Chad was raised to the crown.
You are now native blood -
Mother-in-law, father-in-law, father-in-law, mother-in-law.
Table, wine and pickles -
It's not in vain that you came here.
Don't spare a penny
For a boy and a girl.
It is easy to turn the performance of a ditty into some kind of competitive re-enactment. To do this, you need to distribute the texts of the ditties to the guests in advance. Each performer must choose a suitable image for himself; it will look more spectacular if you prepare an appropriate costume for the image. After performing the ditty, play up its content - invite you to dance or fulfill the condition of the plot. Such a cheerful song gift to the newlyweds will undoubtedly decorate the wedding celebration and give it fun and good mood.
What wedding feast is complete without the performance and texts of cool and funny ditties? They are traditionally sung at the right moment at all Slavic weddings!
They congratulate the newlyweds with funny and witty wedding ditties, playfully tease the mother-in-law and father-in-law, make the groom's parents blush, and “reveal” to the newlyweds all the “delights” of family life. In a word, without ditties, a wedding feast turns into a boring event with silent absorption of food and drinks!
To prevent this from happening, remember the texts of wedding ditties published below. We have wedding ditties for every taste - for the bride and groom, for their parents, and for guests who want to sing some humorous quatrain at the wedding. Meet -
Wedding ditties are funny, cool
We are a young family
Celebrating the birth
And we'll sing ditties
To everyone's surprise.
Unreliable girls
The country has been overrun.
Nowadays, rely
You can only use your wife!
The guests were whispering at the table,
I overheard the conversation.
They say more beautiful than a couple
Haven't seen it yet!
The groom fell in love with the bride
And now they are married.
From now on they will live together -
There is no one to blame here!
Having skipped a dozen stacks,
Everyone will dance and sing!
Well, son-in-law, easy and simple,
She will call her mother-in-law mom!
The little son-in-law came to his father-in-law,
And quietly:
"Hide money from your wife
This is very bad?"
Our dear guests
Don't skimp on gifts.
We will accept any money:
Euros, dollars, rubles!
“Bitter” - everyone is shouting today,
And it’s just sweet for me!
I really like it, for sure
This is your wedding!
Cool wedding ditties from guests
We had a blast at the wedding,
We danced and got drunk!
They just completely forgot
Give you a gift!
It's time for the young to go to bed,
Well, we have to worry,
Yes, I’m tormented by the question:
“Will they succeed?”
And now we shout: “Bitter!”
And we’ll ask everyone to pour some!
We sang a lot of ditties -
You need to wet your throat!
We wish the young family
Share the house fairly
Who wants trash and dishes?
And who needs to be beaten?
How beautiful we are
Both the bride and the groom!
I will gather all my strength,
I'll drink two liters for them!
Don't swear, don't get sick,
And live to be a hundred years old.
Save and cherish
Your family bright light!
I was going to a wedding
I twirled the curlers,
And the neighbor got scared
She screamed: “Lord!”
If the berry is ripe,
We need to pick the berries.
Tired of calling the bride -
You know, it's time to call me your wife!
Don't cry about every grief,
Don't worry about everything.
Although being married is bad,
But it’s also bad to live among girls.
Wedding ditties from friends and girlfriends
We'll drink a friend today,
We have to get used to the fact
But, as before, for each other
We will stand like a mountain!
Don't take it from your mother-in-law in a barrel
You are salty mushrooms,
So that with a smile on your lips
Don't sit in the bushes afterwards.
Don't rush, girlfriend, to get married,
Walk down the street.
The feather bed is not ready yet -
Feathers on a chicken.
We wish you together
A sea of happiness and love!
Feel free to, if necessary,
Call us for help!
We played it out, we finished the game,
Girls, let's dance!
Without the best girlfriend
We are now left!
I've eaten and drunk
I'm tired of sitting at the table.
I'll finish my ditty
And I'll go to the hayloft!
In this article you will find cool and funny ditties for a wedding anniversary of a joint fiftieth anniversary for a married couple and amaze everyone with a fun musical gift
The golden wedding is the most significant anniversary of married life, it is the 50th anniversary of the wedding.
According to Russian tradition, this day is celebrated widely, with guests invited, gifts and congratulations. Often this holiday imitates a real wedding.
A golden wedding is an occasion for public celebration and anniversary awards, for gathering, if possible, friends of youth and all relatives for the holiday. On this anniversary, according to Russian custom, it is customary to give gold things.
Ditties for the golden wedding
Today is a Golden wedding,
Congratulations to the anniversaries.
That the years have flown by in love,
And they never got into a fight.
Today we celebrate
50 family years.
And they came to have fun
For your festive banquet.
Mom and dad are celebrating their anniversary,
And an example for the whole family.
50 legally married,
Not everyone could do that.
Okay, big family
There is someone to dance with.
With whom to remember my youthful years,
And with whom to drink and have a snack.
Eighteen thousand two hundred,
Glorious days strengthened the marriage.
Golden lucky chain
Don't destroy it no matter what.
So many years have flown by in love,
Teach us too.
How to cherish love for so many years,
So that the fire of love does not go out?
We know life has not been kind to you,
All sorts of different things happened.
It's a golden evening,
We put gold candles.
We'll open the champagne
And we'll fire a celebratory salvo.
To the anniversaries, “Bitter!” let us shout,
And we'll give you gifts.
If the wedding is golden,
We shower you generously.
Petal, grain, candy,
Another gold coin.
It's a big anniversary for you,
We congratulate you with all our hearts.
Let's go to the wedding dance,
Husband, invite the young lady.
Shouting "Bitter!" we won't get tired
We will not tire of congratulating you.
Pour your glasses fuller,
I really want to give in.
Congratulations, congratulations,
Toasts, toasts, can't stop.
To say a word to me
We have to take a turn.
Let's say a toast and shout "Bitter!"
Let's sweeten the life of the spouses.
Let them kiss longer
As long as we have enough to eat.
Today is a glorious anniversary,
A hundred friends came to visit.
The ringing laughter of glasses clinking,
The grandchildren are being spoiled under the table.
Dear Anniversaries,
We break glasses for luck.
So that children and grandchildren are healthy,
So that you don't feel bored with them.
I suggest, brothers, here,
We will drink for every year.
So as not to fall into sediment,
We will pour it into thimbles.
If this is the tradition,
So so be it.
Birthday celebrants need rings,
Donate gold.
You are a friend of a friend on the finger,
Put on the rings
Let's be "Bitter!" we scream,
And you pour it for us.
Golden scarf for the bride,
After all, they lived together for half a century.
Together in happiness and in suffering,
We passed all the tests.
Much has been said to each other
Warm words and menacing phrases.
And now it’s our turn to congratulate,
And raise a glass for you.
You have been together for half a century,
They're stuck - they can't be separated.
We will shout to you - “Bitterly!”
And count the kisses out loud.
We wish you good health,
Long life, happy days.
May your grandchildren make you happy,
Every year it gets stronger.
We keep traditions
We are carrying the wedding roll.
To live life without problems,
Everyone should eat a piece.
We wash down the kalach with vodka,
Generous table, tons of snacks.
Either potatoes or herring,
We will sweep away everything with a bang.
We sit at the table and eat,
We are following the bride.
She will be there again
Wedding bouquet toss.
Dishes with gold borders,
Golden confetti.
Golden anniversaries,
You have many years ahead of you.
I don’t want to separate,
It's good to be a guest.
Shouting "Bitter!" we won't get tired
And sing odes of praise.
Let's part for a while,
And in five years,
We're at the Emerald Wedding
Let's be "Bitter!" You should scream.
Two gold rings combined
Two gold rings combined
One day, your Two Fates!..
Half a century has passed, and to this day
You are strong in important decisions of the heart!
The family ship sailed in the seas of life
Through storms, calms, wind and fog;
But he kept you securely, impeccably
Mutual Love Faithful Talisman!
Children were born, grew up; and grandchildren
Already Worthy continue the Rod!
And your warm, caring Hands -
That Gold that God gives to your loved ones!
You are the main Treasure in the world
We managed to find it in Loving Hearts
And generously share this Miracle with your Family,
From time immemorial, sung in verse:
Warmth of Soul, Smile and Care,
Unconditional and Holy Love!..
Today is your Golden Wedding, -
It was not for nothing that they called it Golden!
When people walk through life together
Not a year, not two, but as much as Fifty;
They value, cherish and love each other, -
This is Gold, Treasure and Treasure!
Not everyone can find one like this.
But you did it - blessed is your Home!..
We congratulate you, our Relatives and Loved Ones!
We wish you a Sunny Life in everything!!!
We wish you Long Years, Warmth and Happiness!..
Take a good look at the old Path, -
There was a lot in it - joy, bad weather -
But I want to especially emphasize:
You were there in happiness and sadness
All 50 different past years!..
And let the whiskey be a little whiter than steel,
But in your Souls there is the same pure Light!
You haven’t aged for a moment in your heart
And the main thing was carried through the years!..
And they became a Golden Example for all of us, -
Patience, Respect, Love!
Let the days fly by like flocks of birds;
And let the wrinkles in your beloved eyes -
You haven’t stopped caring for a moment
Everything that connects you in Life!
Live long, enjoy the whole Family!
We wish you all the best, peace and goodness!
God bless you!
To the precious guests
It's time to raise a glass to your honor!!!
Alice Games
Ditties about the wedding
We got drunk at the wedding
And they fought pretty well.
Muzzles were hit with fists,
The groom is decorated with bruises.
They gave us gifts
They were put in envelopes.
We have no time to sleep at night,
Let's count the money.
The musician put on his galoshes,
And the suit is cool and good.
Yes, he played like that, he was on fire
Almost beat off the bride.
I found my groom in a ditch,
The bastard ran away from the wedding.
At least the speed reached two hundred
I got a ring on my finger.
He bought two rings,
He says I love you forever.
Under the accordion, under the three-row
We do sex exercises.
The wedding night has already arrived,
I forgot what to do.
In vain I gnawed at Internet advice,
The husband cannot lift the yoke.
Oh, we loved you all night,
They shook the whole bed.
They ate the sheet,
Oh, sex with sweet grace.
Came out with a cute little miss,
A drink is dear to him.
Without her he suffers at night,
Doesn't hint at intimacy.
This is what a wedding is like.
He shouted - BITTER! Just hoarse
Kissed my neighbor's hickey,
Then the husband comes in - oops, he's in trouble.
My dear sprained her ankle,
I carried it in my arms for a month.
Where was there to go?
I promised myself at the wedding.
A month later they divorced
What were we missing?
Sex five times a day is good
It wouldn't hurt to eat....;
Don't be jealous girls.
Don't rush to get married
Tea is not heaven for every husband.
You will make a mistake in your own free will.
Alenchik Boravonos
Well, what kind of wedding is complete without fun, without jokes and jokes? And among folk wedding humor, an outstanding place is occupied by wedding ditties - funny, perky, sometimes even a little obscene, with buttery jokes - but still beloved and capable of amusing and entertaining guests. We present to our readers a collection of wedding ditties.
I flutter like a butterfly,
I'm buzzing like a bee!
Because today I
Girls, I'm getting married!
Oh, the matchmakers have made a match,
Me yes on Sunday
Still you love me
And not this Ksenia!
Darling took me for a ride
On my Land Cruiser,
Traces still remain
On his back!
I'm not afraid of my mother-in-law
I'm a brave girl!
And I'll walk down the street
Like a white swan!
The groom brought me flowers,
Roses and lilies,
Under the window he cried to me,
Unloved songs!
I then told him:
"If you want, then get married"
And from your vocals,
I don't enjoy life at all!
Oh, my mother-in-law,
Look at me!
I'm such a good son-in-law
Even better - there's nowhere to get it!
I'm giving my daughter in marriage,
And I dance and I sing!
From this day forward,
They will call me mother-in-law!
The blood boils in my veins,
I'm happy for my son
Now I'm called mother-in-law,
And my son is a man!
Wedding sing and have fun,
Dance until you drop
I gave my daughter in marriage,
A reward for the groom!
Don't look for me, mom!
I fell in love with a gypsy
I will sit on a horse with him,
Please remember me!
Oh, daughter-in-law, take care,
My son
Tea and pies for him
Bring it on, honey!
Eh, go for a walk, have fun,
Dear guests!
I became a young wife,
Marrying Kirill!
I'll clap my hands
How good he is!
The year frolicked with me,
Finally got married!
If I show my mom,
I am my beloved
My mom won't give it up
Our last name!
Your beloved
I met you on the Internet.
It turned out to be my neighbor!
How did I not notice?
I have big plans
I really want to get married!
I'll get up early today
I'll go find my husband!
How many boys are there around?
My eyes are wide open!
I'd rather not get married...
I like them all!
Inviting me dear
To watch in the cinema!
Told you we'd spoil you
Kissing spots!
My dear father-in-law!
Let's go fishing!
You will take your wife,
I'll take Natalka!
I'll make friends with my father-in-law
He's a good guy!
I'll buy myself a skirt
And he has galoshes!
I dreamed about children
I didn't eat or drink.
My dear tried,
I immediately gave birth to triplets!
I'm early this morning
Married Ivan!
I will be a faithful wife
Just be kind to me!
I can't live without you,
My dear!
Your father is a tycoon,
I don’t know who is mine!
I'm on a date today
I won't go to my sweetheart.
To me it’s about the universe
Always scratching the crap!
Today I finally
I'm going down the aisle with my sweetheart!
I didn't want to for a very long time
Finally got pregnant!
I fell in love with the pilot
Nice young man.
He was so brave.
Flew away once.
Wah, save me, Allah,
I saw Milka in curlers!
Basically, beautiful!
It's a pity that she's jealous!
I got married early
Now I'm crying bitterly.
Girlfriends have prom
And I'm babysitting twins.
I won't love you.
You have a long tongue.
Mine is even longer
But I got used to it.
I decided to leave my husband,
I don't want to see him.
Buys me toffees
I want chocolate!
My wife is impudent.
For me, she feels sorry for the cutlets.
He wants to make me, brothers,
New vegetarian!
Bought it in the store
All kinds of spirits!
And now I smell fragrant
Attracting suitors!
I gave my mother-in-law a “car”
Let her ride!
And she's five days in a row
I was terribly indignant!
My mother-in-law and I are friends
They became bosom buddies!
Relationships are like this
Very atypical!
He charmed me
He immediately proposed marriage.
I didn't have time to agree
I decided to marry someone else!
I shouldn't have shaved my legs today,
And plucked my eyebrow,
My dear did not come to me,
Apparently the love is over!
I don't want a suit for a wedding
I'll be better in jeans
I don't care what to wear
Marry you!
I don’t understand something, girls,
They won't marry me.
It turned out that teeth are rare,
Legs form a circle!
If I become a sex bomb,
I can't contain my feelings.
All male population
I'll put them in stacks!
She has crooked legs
No waist at all
It's okay that the nose is big,
The house is in Italy!
I invited my dear
Swim in the river.
How she undressed
I began to doubt!
I have a smart little darling,
Leaps in to kiss.
Well, I’m even faster -
I started to undress!
My darling accompanied me
I shook hands goodbye
I see he's struggling a lot.
And he’s shy to kiss!
My darling hugged me
I've been looking for a waist for a long time!
He carried all sorts of nonsense into his ear,
Probably no experience!
Already married friends
I'm still a girl!
Suitable figure
I can't find it for myself.
Darling doesn't kiss me
He says his nose is bothering him!
I'll bet it out of anger
I give him a big blow!
You and I got married
We got married in the church!
We are now inseparable
Why are you sad?
My mother-in-law is the best!
The lady is non-conflict!
There is only one drawback -
Too delicious!
I'm at my mother-in-law's for pancakes
I overeat a lot
And then in your pants
I can barely fit in!
Oh, my dear son-in-law!
Be a good husband
Yes, work, don’t be lazy,
We don't need a drone!
I was going to a wedding
I twirled the curlers,
The neighbor got scared
She screamed: “Lord!”
Invited me on a date
Only he didn’t specify the day!
And now every day
I'm propping up the fence!
I'm not twenty years old anymore
And I’m still not married!
My grandfather is wooing me
I made it, well, I have to!
I fell in love with a sailor
You can't tell your heart
I'm on the shore for now
And he's on a long flight!
I'll plant onions in a row,
Nearby carrots!
What a good housewife
I'll prove it to my mother-in-law!
I gave my daughter in marriage,
I tore myself away!
You love her, son-in-law,
Like a rowan poplar!
Friend, you are YOUNG,
Just started shaving!
And I fell in love with all my soul,
And managed to get married!
My darling invited me
Take a ride down the hill
So he drove me a sleigh,
What am I doing now with the baby!
I wanted to get married
There's just no one to choose
The girls have been married for a long time,
For the Germans and the Greeks!
I was walking along the boulevard
I was walking by the river!
I am a bride in the heat, in the heat,
Where have the men gone?
I'm a pretty girl
Nobody gets married
I laugh loudly at everyone
People are offended!
I was looking for a bride
I washed all the heels,
I'll tell you honestly
I like men!
Oh, you, my mother-in-law,
You're so kind
If you won’t lend a ruble,
You will immediately become a cobra!
