Keep your mouth shut! Please accept our congratulations! We wish you a self-assembled tablecloth, on which there will always be Italian pizza, Swiss chocolate, French croissants and Scotch whiskey. We hope that you will have a Genie who will fulfill your deepest desires!
Dear friend, today is your big holiday. We sincerely wish you a chest of health. Ride in a Ferrari with awesome music. And in the evenings drink cocktails. Let everything that was planned come true. I want your life to be as bright as a camera flash.
On this day we have gathered here to celebrate your birthday! It seems to me that you already have everything that is most valuable and important, so I wish you to have a cottage in Madrid, eat barbecue every weekend, and swim in gold. Let the carpet plane carry you to work in the morning. Let the candles on the cake blow out on the first try. Let your teeth not fall out, your hair not turn gray, and wrinkles not appear.
Birthday boy, don’t yawn, grab your congratulations! And we want to wish you fabulous wealth, amazing moments! We wish you to often go to the bar with friends and drink 16-year-old whiskey. Let there always be beer in the refrigerator. May your weekend always be great. Let the awl in your butt keep you from living a boring life.
We were really looking forward to your birthday! We want to wish you on this significant day that your holiday will always be great. Let every journey be unrealistically cool. We wish you never to grow old and that your head does not hurt in the morning. May there always be spring in your soul. We hope that all life will be sweet, and only food will be salty.
Congratulations listen! I want you to have everything for complete happiness! Let the yacht be at the pier. Let the credit card be unlimited. Let there always be only the best food on the table: there will be Chinese tea, only American burgers, and, of course, Spanish wine, German sausages, Japanese sushi, Russian borscht, Ukrainian lard.
On your birthday, we want to wish you a box of miracles! Let the photos on Instagram be killer. Let all oil rigs have one owner - you.
Bro, today is your holiday! I wish you to go on vacation only to the coolest resorts. Always remain young at heart, so that you can play tricks like in your youth.
My friend, happy birthday! Have a blast. Always be positive. Let everything be great in your personal life. Wake up the first time in the morning, and don’t set your alarm clock ten times. May nothing ever break. Let there be your personal helicopter at the airport, and a motorcycle in the garage.
Friend, we congratulate you! We hope that every day in your life will be like a holiday. We wish you to find answers to all your questions. We hope that all your decisions will be correct. Let the latest model iPhone be in your pocket. And the Russians will win the football championship.
Funny birthday greetings to a man in verse
Well, man, congratulations to you!
I wish you a sea of beer.
No, then it’s the ocean:
You're our beer gourmet.
You can also have herring with beer,
Cognac, wine and vodka.
We'll add money on top
Happiness, joy and dumplings,
And a little love too,
Just don't hit me in the face
And they didn’t drive me off the couch,
And they quietly adored it!
Finally it's all over,
Today the sun was born.
Well, what a charm, what a bunny?!
Oh, it's a dandelion boy!
Always obedient and simple,
But for some reason he’s single.
The face is a little swollen,
Well, not a face, but just a snout...
So handsome, young
And slender, noble, businesslike.
I'll be honest: ideal!
No one has ever seen anything like this.
I want to wish you
Continue in the same spirit.
Grow big and don't get old.
Find your wife quickly!
On your Day I want to wish you
Always get home from work on time,
To always be desired and loved,
And love your wife yourself.
Be just as crazy
And on the head of the sick,
Always honest, positive,
Brave, bright and dear.
Congratulations, dear friend,
You are not young now.
Gray hair plays in the temples,
The left leg is lame.
Hang in there, don't worry
Spit in the face of all problems.
You are so handsome!
Well, just think, not a boy -
An adult uncle, a business man,
But he’s young at heart!
From heart to soul
I congratulate you.
Well, now I'll bring it down
Wishes for you.
I wish you happiness
And, of course, kindness,
A sea of joy, luck,
So that life is simple,
So that the sofa is soft
And the wife was like that,
So that the glass is full
And it is always desirable!
Oh buddy, congratulations
And I wish you everything:
Affection, tenderness, care,
So as not to be kicked out of work,
And a beautiful wife.
I'll give you a little hint here:
Get out of the house more often -
You'll meet a girl. Familiar?
So go down the aisle with her,
Our avid stallion.
Dear friend, congratulations!
I wish you a sea of joy
And I wish I could make more money
And pretty girls.
I wish you happiness,
So that there is no bad weather,
So that life is like raspberries,
To avoid getting a sore throat.
Be as young as you are
And beautiful, mischievous.
My dear and dear,
I congratulate you.
Always be with such a soul
I wish you.
Be as kind, sweet,
Honest, loving, beautiful.
Just don't be jealous
So grumpy in the morning.
And it's time to play sports,
Rest more
Don't overeat on cake
And go to bed.
But I love you like that
Which one I have.
You and I are already family,
And it’s such an honor to me!
Happy Birthday!
Happiness, joy, luck.
And love to boot.
I wish you a dacha
Your own pool and plane,
Let your flight through life
It will be accurate and simple.
Stay single...
Don't look for a problem for yourself.
Take care of your system
Food, nervous.
Walk the right path.
We want to congratulate you
Happy birthday to you.
We say congratulations:
Good luck and luck,
More money and goodness,
Happiness, joy, beaver,
And a little love
So that my wife can warm her feet.
I wish you a lot of money and wealth and prosperity!
And then also finances, so that life in the world can be sweet.
So that only your yachts moor at the pier.
And the girls smiled just like that, not for rubles.
Let your streak of luck fly around the equator!
Well, there is no prohibition on a glass with “white” - a dispenser!
Let the champagne sparkle, we'll toast you!
On your birthday, we wish you to occupy a high position.
So that colleagues respect, the secretary adores!
May you live a hundred years and never know troubles!
Accept congratulations, and quickly pour everyone!
Your birthday has arrived, let's hasten to congratulate you!
We wish you to rule your life for a long time!
Let your health only get stronger, and your friends respect everyone.
In order for the card to be replenished, they always look up to you.
May you always be lucky, may you want and be able!
Always stay in good spirits, remember: life is just life.
Don’t bend under it, always remain steadfast!
Make friends with the positive, sad, don’t go to sleep!
Gather your friends more often, maybe at home, maybe more often!
We will always come to you, support you and eat you!
We wish you to look great, and we wish you happiness, in your personal life!
We also wish from the bottom of our hearts that babies will appear.
You will be a faithful husband, father, because you are a daredevil in life!
Well, while you’re among us, we’re hanging out - it’s great, it’s just great!
Handsome, smart, rich, powerful - may there be no clouds over you!
Enjoy your birthday by accepting congratulations!
May you always be on horseback, with positivity on the wave!
Let them rustle in your pockets: pounds, euros and rubles.
So that they can help a lot in life’s problems.
Well, the main thing is always to make life sweet, meet your love.
Let her blood boil!
Today everything is possible, there is no word “impossible”.
Now all the family and friends have gathered!
If you want to put your head in the cake, we are all waiting.
We'll be happy to give you a little push!
You are a cheerful birthday boy, and a very good friend.
May life protect you from sorrows and evil blizzards!
So that he dresses in an expensive store, and always travels in a gold limousine.
There was always money left on the credit card, the beauties only smiled at you.
May life always be stormy and bright!
Keep your tail up and always be happy!
Let everything always be just - Hurray!
Oh, I came to the party, you invited me, my friend!
Of course, I congratulate you and wish you much happiness.
I wish for a house near the sea, and not to know grief in that house.
Cadillac and Jaguar, and also a sports car!
So that on the highway, the speed is two hundred, so that you don’t sit still!
Congratulations! Pour it up! And make a wish!
Always follow a diet, they say it’s good for you.
Visit the gym, you will be very agile.
And make friends with nature, remember: she gives life!
In general, you repeat everywhere: “I want, I can and I will!”
Cool did I wish here? I tried, I composed!
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- Happy birthday greetings to a woman in your own words
Birthday is always the most long-awaited and most enjoyable holiday, especially for girls. I want to congratulate you on this amazing holiday of Your Day and wish with all my heart to remain as beautiful and irresistible.
Happy anniversary,
And I wish you not to be sad,
Very often on sick leave,
So that you don't think about walking,
Climb your career
Don’t be timid, strive, dare,
Do sports more often
Know no troubles
Happy birthday man,
I know you'll go far,
And all the important bosses,
You'll put it in your belt!
Cool congratulations on the anniversary to a man
Congratulations on your anniversary,
We program for happiness.
To fly by
All adversity and bad weather.
For women to love
They gave you attention
The secret came true
Everything in the world worked out!
It's fun to congratulate a man on his anniversary
Live and be healthy for many years,
Amaze us with your intelligence.
We wish you victories over yourself -
Pour yourself a glass!
And let the light of the sun melt
There are gray pieces of ice in your eyes.
Let them wink back at you
Your favorite blondes!
Cool congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a man
Events exist among many events
There is no way to separate them from your heart...
I came here with a great desire to drink
Not to wet your throat,
And so that days, without breaking the thread,
Celebrate a wonderful anniversary!
I'm obliged to have a drink with you today
Not to make it warmer,
And to personally express participation,
To remember together about the time of the past,
And wish the hero of the day such happiness,
So that you can have a second drink!
What can a man wish for?
When does the anniversary come?
So that, like an eagle, it flies to the top
Hurry to your dreams!
So that, like a lion, he grabs his prey
With a mighty royal paw,
Success made me roar loudly
Hats off to you!
For love to climb onto your knees,
Like a spoiled kitten!
So that there is money like dirt!
Rolled around in them like a pig!
Funny happy anniversary greetings to a man
Who's having an anniversary here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.
Cool happy anniversary greetings with humor to a man
I, of course, for the anniversary
Got ready in the morning:
I can drink half a bucket,
I'll probably eat two buckets.
And I give you a gift
I grabbed it. Hold it, I’ll give it to you!
Well, congratulations soon
And I’ll pour you a drink for your health!
Beautiful funny congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a man
Anniversary for a man
Shouts of “let’s drink!” and “pour it!”
Vodka, toast, kebabs
And “shall we smoke, guys?”
And for a festive lunch
A list of all your victories,
Later - tie askew
And a hangover all day long!
And for women, an anniversary -
A reason for everyone to gather friends,
Compliments and poems,
The same men smoke,
And there are plenty of salads,
And not vodka, but wine,
And the next day
Just a migraine, a migraine!
Funny happy anniversary greetings to a man
One is a joke, two is a joke!
We're celebrating something.
It's been three days now, our bell,
Walks happily.
Anniversary - we found out
Therefore we wish
So that you walk firmly through life,
He became strong as a stone.
You will go through life, boy,
Grabbing my girlfriends
So that in love you are like a flame,
We need you like that.
Congratulations on a man's anniversary are cool and funny
Your friends have gathered
And you can't be sad
Don't be discouraged, my friend,
Congratulations!
On this glorious anniversary,
Oil flows from our lips,
Drain your glass, my friend,
And don't regret the past!
They say that at 45
Baba berry again
And the man is like a Phoenix
Reborn at 55!
Comic congratulations on the man's anniversary
You are 45 today!
We won't let you get bored
We'll come for your birthday
Make some jam for us.
We will give you something:
A wheel from a car
You'll buy the rest yourself.
Fold it, twist it, you get a Ford.
From nephews (or: children, me), friend,
Get our poem!
Comic congratulations on the anniversary with humor to a man
The best age in the world
Of course – 45!
And so today,
Let's celebrate together!
How beautiful gray hair is
It shines on your temples!
And there’s playfulness in the eyes,
All the girls are so attracted to it!
You are a divine man!
Angels are silent in silence!
Someone is waving a glass vigorously!
Attracting the eye!
Everyone has gotten into order,
Everyone is shouting toasts loudly!
It’s just clear,
Work is appreciated on the anniversary!
Comic funny congratulations on the man's anniversary
Dear (name)
.. today years.
May you always be healthy
It's like you're a polar bear.
Vodka so that it always fits
5 liters still in you,
And let it sing in your soul
Beautiful spring.
So that your wife doesn't bite you
Never like that beaver
And always burned brightly
There would be a fire for your passion.
To give money to your children
You never regretted
So that the lemon is still green
It was in the bank account.
In society so very strong
You would be on your feet
And on your powerful neck
The metal glittered golden!
A short funny congratulations on the anniversary to a man
I want a key to a new car
A hefty wad of money
Cold beer in a glass
And so that friends don’t forget!
Funny happy anniversary greetings for a man
Yellow - and sunny mood,
Green - in security dollars,
Red - a great feeling of love,
Multi-colored - a dream come true!
Blue - the sea on which you will relax,
Orange - carrot juice to become healthy,
Such a rainbow, friend, for you,
Well, Happy Birthday, and three cheers!
Comic congratulations on the anniversary in verse to a man
Okay, okay,
Our grandmothers sang.
Well, we’ll sing simpler -
Let's go for a walk on your anniversary!
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
What does a man need to be completely happy?
A beautiful lady by your side forever,
An expensive watch on the left wrist.
And so that there is food in the freezer.
There won't be any room in your wallet yet.
And so that the bed will shake from love.
So that his family’s house would not be crowded -
That's what I want to wish from the bottom of my heart!
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!
On a wonderful birthday holiday
What can a man wish for?
Success, joy, luck,
A BMW X5 car.
Let the fun flow like a river,
There are so many friends, you can’t count them,
And at night to sleep with you
Model with bust “number 5”.
In the morning to leave the bungalow
To the Mediterranean coast,
And the sun said tenderly:
“Let everything in life be ok!”
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
Let any peak conquer,
Let the car in the garage be updated,
There will be no obstacles to the cherished goal,
Dig up the treasure along with the potatoes.
The beauties themselves will hang on their necks,
Vodka will be prescribed as a vitamin,
Fortune keeps pace with you.
Health and strength for years to come!
We congratulate you personally,
Let everything be fine:
Home is a cozy corner,
The dacha is a complete mess,
The car is a black Mercedes,
Brighter laughter, less stress.
So that friends don't forget,
Visited more often with beer,
And the wife wouldn't grumble,
She greeted them with a smile.
Live many great years,
Don't get bored and don't bother.
Be healthy, little man,
Have a strong spine!
Why does a man need a birthday?
I posed the question like this.
After all, women do get old...
What is the demand from us over the years?
And we are like expensive wines,
It gets stronger and tastier over the years.
So rejoice now, man,
You have become more valuable for another year.
I want to wish a cool man
So that the tail can always hold a pistol,
So that money can be found both night and day,
To be a king in his kingdom.
I wish you love, without it you will be lost,
You will live a hundred years with happiness to boot.
Birthday wishes flow
Catch it, don't be shy, cool guy!
I wish you a lot of money
Good luck without fail,
Be smart like a genius
Health, wonderful days!
Cloudless sky
Smiles and fun,
Be rich and generous.
And royal luck!
Let your dreams come true
Life will be lived for future use.
And it will be under your feet
Only golden sand!
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
A foreign currency account in a Swiss bank,
A house in the Maldives, and a cozy one.
So that everything in life is as it should be,
The sea wave washed away all the troubles.
May your health not fail you,
The years did not rush by like moments.
May all the seas be knee-deep...
And happy birthday, old man!
We wish you a pleasant work,
We wish you to rest on Saturdays,
We wish to have both a salary and a bonus.
In bed, the wife should appreciate her skills.
We wish you never to give up,
Make more jokes and avoid dealing with sadness.
You are the best, believe me without a doubt.
With love we will say to you: “Happy Birthday!”
We always wish you
Live life to the fullest and then
We'll have to deal with it again
It's your birthday again.
And not once, and not twice,
Three hundred times! However, it doesn’t matter
With a man like you
We don't even need flowers.
You are a man one hundred percent
And you don’t regret compliments,
Now we will take revenge on you
And give congratulations:
Always be strong and beautiful,
Drink vodka, don't get dirty with beer,
Eat pork, not carrots,
To have strength for love...
Well, for life like this
We wish it to flow like a river
Health, strength and luck,
And only this way, no other way!
A man doesn’t need much on holiday:
Words of encouragement, a bowl of borscht,
Beautiful wife with a firm butt,
And so that the fish can be caught with live bait,
And so that salaries are always given on time,
And so that the mother-in-law doesn’t find the stash,
And so that all the troubles in your home pass,
Well, good luck finding him!
Live beautifully, interestingly,
Never backing down.
Look for your place in the sun:
Water does not flow under a stone!
And don’t hide your tears, and laugh more often,
You value and cherish your family.
Hope for the best in everything,
After all, you are not a miser, not a fool.
The path shines brighter every year
Your lucky star.
Let these wishes resound
Yesterday, today... and always!
What does a man need to be happy?
My beloved in life is nearby.
Good, loyal friends,
And so that none of them are gay.
A nice house in Malta,
Only a Maserati car.
Always lucky, lucky in everything,
So that the house is filled with peace.
I give congratulations lovingly,
After all, it's your birthday.
What should the hero wish?
Never be discouraged
To be loved and to love.
May you be considered lucky.
Young enthusiasm in the body
And success in an important matter.
All plans are fulfilled,
All ideas are realized.
To be inspired again by a dream,
Have fun on your holiday.
We are with you with all our hearts.
Happy birthday, dear!
You are brutal and smart,
Just like old Apollo
Only he's not so handsome
And I wasn't that happy.
You have become an example in everything,
And I’m not the least bit tired
After all, patience and attention,
Well, also understanding,
There is so much in no one else,
Even in near and dear ones.
In the end, I wish you happiness,
And protection from bad weather,
Laugh like this for a long time
And smile more often.
I wish you success
In all your amorous affairs.
Let the unpleasant hindrance
Will not scare away glamorous girls.
Let the money flow like a waterfall
But don’t drown in their abyss.
Don't forget that somewhere nearby
Your friends are reliable.
Let your health not let you down.
Always be in shape like an athlete.
Let all the girls notice
That you don’t eat cutlets at night.
Let you on any road
A fair breeze is blowing.
May happiness be on your doorstep
Always rings the doorbell.
Let the car be Brabus,
May everything be a joy
To relax - in the Canary Islands.
And a beauty in a peignoir
In the evenings let him meet
He pleases and treats.
Well, to sleep less,
To relax more often
And everything is always in personal life
It was cool and indecent
Don't let the engine fail
And your float is worth it!
Let everything be as it should be.
More happiness and love.
Fortune's face, not her back
Meets you on the way.
So that all doors open,
Opportunities are a dime a dozen!
So that problems do not occur.
We will definitely defeat them.
So that the young ladies smile more often,
And you could smile back at them.
So as not to quarrel with your health...
And so that the pot cooks properly.
A man doesn’t need much to be happy:
So that the wife is happy with the dress and lipstick,
So that children can run around in a spacious house,
A couple of million dollars to be on the book.
So as not to know how to ride a bus,
And when visiting, show off your vacation on the globe.
So that the inner voice is always calm,
Not a single hair fell off his head.
And let everything that is listed above
He will always be nearby, and not just mentally.
Always know the answer by heart:
I have order! I'm ok"!
When you wake up in the morning
You will see cute flowers
Can't avoid the fuss here
And congratulations are simple.
They kiss you, hug you
And everyone actively congratulates
And together they rack their brains -
What else is supposedly missing?
There is fun, songs, joy around,
Champagne and just sweetness.
Wine still sparkles here
After all, there is a very important reason.
A good man was born
And the world decided to become brighter
You're like a bright star -
Shine forever, forever.
There's a good reason today
Don't rush to work,
It's a man's birthday
I must note from the heart.
You can get a little drunk, -
Once a year such grace
You dream about her at night
And you want to give in a little.
Your wife won't scold you
And she will be affectionate all day
And the mother-in-law loves her son-in-law
Because he got completely drunk.
You were born and who is happiness,
And it's a happy day
Let all bad weather pass by
And let everything in life be ok.
May happiness leap over all boundaries,
May there never be barriers to joy!
Let freedom flap its wings like a bird.
Let the beard grow beautiful (the girls will say yes)!
May you eat everything that God himself eats!
So that there is money like in a pond of water,
So that there is no slightest anxiety along the way,
And not a single hair fell from his beard!
On this day we want to congratulate
The culprit himself
And, of course, wish
Become a Colonel General.
Serve as an example for everyone
And be a millionaire
Or a shareholder
Gazprom".
The main thing is health,
After all, there should be enough strength,
With such wishes,
All this is a movie.
And also, of course, laughter,
Many kind, sweet words,
And, fewer gaps,
Between festive toasts!
Happy birthday
And with all my heart I wish:
A pack of greens in your pocket,
And a dolphin in her bath.
A girl... but to love her
And she hit me in the face less often.
To be as healthy as a bull
And he loved his friends.
Happiness, joy, good luck
And luck to boot.
I wish you so much more
Let me just say: “Congratulations!”
We will boldly say without any reason:
“You are the coolest man in the world!”
Happy birthday today,
We wish you all earthly blessings from our hearts:
Good health, like a bull,
To put all enemies on the horns.
A fashionable car with the numbers three A.
So that things go great at work.
Three jeeps of their personal security.
No problem flying to different countries.
We also wish you luck and success,
Were there $ and in your pockets? packs.
Love so ardent and passionate,
So that life does not seem in vain.
We wish it briefly and without unnecessary lines:
“Bloom long and bright, flower of your life!”
You, the best man,
We hasten to congratulate you urgently.
We personally praise you,
And our president is in absentia.
Today is your birthday
Everyone was waiting for this important date.
And we send words of congratulations
To a wonderful recipient!
We respect you greatly
For us, you are a role model.
May everything in life be stable
Against the backdrop of rising prices!
We wish you peace
Let the money grow in the bank,
And if there are problems,
We will meet them together on the tank!
Today I want to wish -
Through life, so as not to lose heart.
Armani wallet
Well, the stock is full of money.
The wife is a beautiful craftswoman,
Well, there’s a tigress in bed.
Smart and obedient children,
In the closet there are all the most necessary things.
So that work would be a joy,
Well, the neighbor didn’t do anything nasty.
So that the mother-in-law is loving,
And she only called “you”.
Whatever the Range Rover is in the garage,
And forget about the problems.
Love, health, respect,
Happy birthday to you!
This is not the time to think about wrinkles
On the day of birth
A magnificent man
There are none like them in the world today.
Less disappointments
Always be young at heart
And so that the trees of wishes
They bore real fruit.
More reasons to laugh
No matter what insidious fate brings,
So that from you as long as possible
The sand hasn't fallen yet.
Yes, you are a fighting man,
But there is room for improvement:
There is no limit to perfection
And it's not a matter of years!
So that you never let us down
Neither mind nor hand,
May fortune come to you
Pliable, light.
And if you suddenly buy a ticket
At least to Rome, at least to Gelendzhik
They would have told you then
What a cool man you are!
Congratulations!
Accept these stars as a gift!
I know that on your birthday,
There was a fire in the sky.
Mars and Mercury were burning,
Neptune growled in anger
And you, as if nothing had happened,
He was silent in his crib,
Good luck,
In your difficult affairs,
And so that in your warm home,
The family hearth did not go out,
So let, on your birthday,
Wishes will come true on time
And so that adversity, problems,
The water went into the sand...
On this birthday you,
Got a little older
Raffaello and flowers
We'll hide it away.
Shaving foam, socks, -
This is what you need,
Eau de Toilette,
The house became stuffy,
For a long time we thought how
So congratulate you,
To surprise and sign
We've been looking since the morning, after all.
Here it is, the idea -
Suddenly a sprout appeared
This poem is
Your holiday flower.
Business trips to the Maldives,
And for the salary - a suitcase.
Luck to grab by the mane,
And my mother-in-law is on holiday in Magadan.
Good health, steel,
Care as warm as sand
So that in life you always keep up,
And in the house of happiness there is an island.
I wish you happiness and goodness,
Let fortune not leave you,
To have black caviar for breakfast,
And there was always enough for gasoline.
The boss should not nag,
And the breeze of change blew,
So that a good friend makes you happy,
And a pair so that you always have a sock!
There is nothing more pleasant than hearing a cool congratulation from close friends and relatives on your birthday! Agree that it is much nicer to hear kind words and parting words than to receive a paper postcard. Therefore, in order to congratulate someone close to you in an original way, we have prepared funny poems and texts that will be pleasant to any man, regardless of his age, be he 20, 30, 40, 50 or 60 years old! The main thing is creativity and originality. Well, of course, don’t forget about the gift that you will give to the birthday person.
Funny birthday greetings to a man
Let's immediately make a reservation that we will not approach congratulating a man in a trite manner. Our parting words should convey the positivity that lies behind the joke. And banal phrases like: I wish you health, happiness, etc. - we'll skip it right away! I doubt that such congratulations are suitable for a male boss, but for a friend, close relative or acquaintance, it’s fine! Let's see some funny birthday greetings for a man.
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - great!
I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!
So that you have a beautiful life,
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
And we are already running to you!
Birthday! Really?
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's all the fun
I didn't leave!
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Hemorrhoids, diarrhea and dandruff,
Fly in the soup, big debts,
Inability to go to the dacha,
Enemies at work and at home,
Lice, constipation, cockroaches and mites.
I wish you today
To all these creepy things
Never met in you
I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!
A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!
Where can I get some prosperity?
It doesn’t happen that way – that’s a fact.
But let more be “better”
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!
Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!
I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!
Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!
Happy Birthday!
In a cafe, in an apartment or in a country house
We solve one problem
Everyone has the same task here -
Pour it, and for you to the bottom!
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
It's already getting dark,
And we went into your apartment,
It's time to congratulate you,
Today has arrived!
We must confess to you,
You were little appreciated
But you won't notice it
On this birthday of yours.
Our congratulations to you,
That he is very truthful
I personally wrote it
Did he really come out handsome?
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The birthday has fallen Unexpected for us! Are you hungover this morning? Did you drink vigorous, tasty kvass? A day of festivities is ahead. Come on, beech, keep your nose up! We will not tolerate lamentations, Let's all sing a toast together. Happy birthday! Let's all tremble We'll have a drink on the road. Even if we remember little later, But the poem will remain.
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Have you seriously gotten old? Come on, old man! Do you remember what I said? Carry a wig with you... Now, I pull... "don't worry" I don’t suddenly like your wig. I'm behind your ears - bend down, In a friendly way, my friend, I want to lift you up in my eyes! So that the ladies say: “Ah!” - The boys were filled with pride, And the man said nothing: “Man!” From old grandmothers, Apple-pear pie. From a girl passing by, Hint - chills! In short, guy: don’t get sick, Don't yell at people who are close. And what else... “not in the eyebrow but in the eye”, Always be “AS” in everything.
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Yes, you are a fighting man, But there is room for improvement: There is no limit to perfection And it's not a matter of years! So that you never let us down Neither mind nor hand, May fortune come to you Pliable, light. And if you suddenly buy a ticket At least to Rome, at least to Gelendzhik They would have told you then What a cool man you are!
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Let there be a skein of happiness, And a lot of luck, A big tray of money May he screw everyone over in life! So that there is a loved one And I cooked borscht. And always with joy To make it sparkle! And don't be like a seal, Weekend? TO FOC! So that the fun is all yours It worked out for future use.
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On this sunny day, without hiding love, I want to congratulate you, my counterpart. I wish you happy smiles to the roof, Keep mice from hanging in the refrigerator. Let every hour be filled with warmth, Never be your weak link. And don’t forget your health bag along the way, Heading towards success, you just fly!
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Let the birth in this life It just always makes you happy. Forget the bad: anger, intrigues And then you will feel That it was not in vain that you were born, Be kind, sympathetic, cheerful. So that you always share the best With people, with everyone, that’s the only way. Let your wife be jealous of you Her friend, what can I say? May he always miss you. And you? It's up to you to choose.
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Scandal, betrayal, fight, Losing money and drinking Move to the background. After all, you, of course, are not a fool! In one moment you will resolve everything, You will subdue your enemies on the spot. I won't say much So as not to deceive, not to flatter. I want to congratulate you on your birthday, And apart from warm wishes, there is nothing to add. Read my poetic congratulations! Here you will see everything between the lines.
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To my beloved man On a nice birthday Yes, they won’t give you a razor And half a kilo of cookies. Let friends present Reading between the lines So, a small dacha, Or a cute boat. In the midst of a noisy feast, Where the toasts never end Let the glasses be full, And the joy of the heart. Let it cover you with happiness - Wave after wave, And let the troubles pass The other side.
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I wish you clean socks, T-shirts and shorts. Days, sunny, radiant, May love come to you! So that on this birthday Huge congratulations From the entire big planet I could fall into your hands.
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I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday My congratulations I wish you a sweet, sweet life, Let everything in life be in chocolate. Health, like Muromets, It's easy for you to get up in the morning So that the dust does not leave you My wife gave me my salary Reliable, devoted friends May your mother-in-law be kinder to you And let your father-in-law be your friend Excellent congratulations!
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Congratulations on your birthday! This is one of those days when you - The best of all generations When everyone gives you flowers. When about a stool at dinner You may not even remember Your place today is the best And it's at the head of the table. They will tell you a lot of good things, They wish for more years. And then take care as best you can They will bring you as many cutlets as you want! And salad with sandwiches, fish, And the sausages are a select variety. And, be strong, there will still be plenty to eat Cake with candles and cream! Afterwards everyone will want it urgently Pull your ears. This is a serious age, for sure. Red Ears will have to walk. And then there will be games... Sit on the sofa by the mountain And eating olives - never mind, You will be a hero in every game. I'm only joking, of course. I congratulate you with all my heart. But just in case, remember: Be strong this day, I am with you!
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What to give for a birthday? Make a call in the morning And give it to the birthday boy Original congratulations! Wish from the heart Porsche Cayenne for luxury, And a MasterCard credit card For financial costs. Let there be longevity - like that of a turtle, And the appetite is like that of huge lions, Sexual activity is like that of cats in March, And be persistent - like a powerful rhinoceros.
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Today is your wonderful day! A mountain of smiles, happiness and gifts. You can dig up that old stump Where homeless people drink vodka in the park. Or can you run around the house naked? Or scare passers-by with your “gnome”, Ride to work on a camel And I don’t care that people swear! I've gone a little crazy. Happy birthday to you, my dear!
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I wish you to sing loudly From happiness, joy and miracle. And not under the sofa Stinking piles of socks! I wish you a nice wife, So that she doesn’t ask for a lot of money. I wish you an old friend: Male friendship is strength! I wish that my congratulations Touched me to the depths of my soul, So that he helps on his birthday With his eloquent style.
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