Funny rhymes for women's names always unexpected, they contain a lot of unobtrusive humor and imagination. Therefore they are perceived funny rhymes easy and carefree. These can be jokes on culinary topics, on topics of appearance, communication, character traits. It is no coincidence that debates continue in literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. However, in funny funny rhymes for women's names we are not talking about sound portraits of this or that name, we are talking about completely random coincidences in the sound of some words that are consonant with the names: Nastya - happiness, Ira - peace, Marina - ancient, etc. d. These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become funny short funny poems about women's names. They are not at all evil, as it may sometimes seem. If you listen and read, they evoke nothing but light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything. You just need to read them and just smile, without taking anything at anyone’s expense. These are just short funny poems or funny rhymes for women's names.
We publish on this page "bad boy rhyme"- these are poems where a rhyme with a negative connotation is deliberately selected for each name. It turns out something like “harmful” cool advice for a virtual guy. It is clear that such "advice" is given purely for fun and no one has them takes into account. But read, smile - please, for your health.)))
Short poems with funny rhymes for names
Your girlfriend Elena?
Expect cheating from the girl.
Faith, even though it is faith,
But quiet, stupid, and gray
Galya or simply Galka
Shameless impudence.
Have you, my friend, fallen in love with Olya?
Olives are as pale as moths.
If you met Zhanka,
Zhanki are vile assholes
If you fell in love with Lesya,
Jump off the slide and kill yourself.
If you met Masha
Your life is now a mess.
You have a girl Alla,
Expect an animal grin.
You have a girl Inna-
Stock up on analgin
Did you fall in love with Nona yesterday?
The zone is shining in the future.
If you fell in love with Katya -
then you'll get tired of spending money.
If you fell in love with Polya -
You are a deer! Such a share.
As noted by Tatiana
Less often sober, more often drunk.
If you have a crush on Yulia -
Better expose your forehead to bullets.
If you have a crush on Nadya,
You will only see from behind.
Anna, at least modest in appearance,
there's too much shit in it.
Know, any Katerina -
This is the cretin's companion.
If you have a crush on Valya -
Now wait for crap and trash.
If you met Dasha
You'll turn sour with her like yogurt.
If you have a crush on Elya -
They'll drag you around brothels.
If you came across Ira
The whole apartment will shake.
Nastya appeared in life -
beware, bad luck has arrived
if Marianna is with you,
drink vodka from the tap
If you have a crush on Lucy,
Be careful, or it will bite!
If you fell in love with Lyuba,
Buy false teeth.
If you got to Nata,
Better blow up a grenade.
Do you have a crush on Alexandra?
Better fuck a salamander
If you like Christina,
Then the guillotine is ready,
If you like Alena,
Think about whether you have enough strength?
If you like Lyudmila,
You'd better eat a bowl of soap.
If you have a crush on Taya,
This one will roll into cement,
If you got into trouble with Maria,
Better smoke weed, f...,
If you fall in love with Raisa,
There will be rats in the house,
If you fall in love with Karina,
Drink urine for life.
If you have a crush on Diana,
They will rub salt on the wound,
If you fell in love with Inna,
You covered yourself with an avalanche.
If you fell in love with Inga,
You will surrender to the clutches of Kong King.
If you saw Kira,
My head is full of holes.
Know, my friend, you Irina
Plucks the feather bed.
If you fall in love with Ilona
Life will only go downhill.
If you love Sonya,
You will live like a thief in law.
If you marry Sveta
There's nothing for you.
Know that any Lida,
Cold as Antarctica.
If only Angela is on your mind,
They will sew business after business.
If you have a crush on Vlad,
It won't be good with her
If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, in your ears - it means in your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blow job.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
If you were named Stela, you are certainly a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If they call you Traktarina, you will be under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
If your name was Vaselisya, you hung out with me yesterday
If your name was Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t come up with anything simpler.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
If you were named Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is probably a reason
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option
Funny name-calling (teasers) is part of folklore, dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate their opponents with words and actions. Using a name is an attempt to cause tangible personal harm. Over time, the use of teasing became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and a decoration for any party.
Children's teases
Children begin calling names in kindergarten, carrying out a kind of psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If a child fights back, he is usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: they get offended, cry, and run to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support their child, which includes the following points:
- Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing, where it is not the content that is important, but successful rhyming (“ Arkhip - old mushroom», « Natasha is a blotter»).
- Anti-teasing training, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (“ Whoever calls names calls himself that,” “Ha-ha! It doesn’t hurt me - the chicken is happy»).
- If the teases concern appearance (fat, thin, long, club-footed) or character traits (sneak, mischief, greedy), it is necessary to analyze why this is happening.
This may be a signal to correct something in the child’s behavior or change his reaction to teasing. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of the name-calling disappears.
Teen teasing
And after 12 years, children call each other names. There are three types of teasers:
- Mockery (funny name calling): “ Lisa - queen of striptease».
- Underdresses (teasers designed for simpletons): -Say “glue”! -Glue! -Seal your mouth with a bow!
- Teasers that reveal socially condemned character traits: “Julia is a capricious person”. The poem presented in the picture above tells how Oleg stands out among his friends.
In adolescence, the latter type of teasing is more common. It is capable of causing serious distress in the person being teased if he has not mastered it at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in poems that are passed down from generation to generation (shown in the picture below).
Funny names for adults
The use of teasing by adults is a game, a return to a happy childhood, a demonstration of a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhyming phrases. During the verbal battle, the reason for the disagreement was forgotten, and the children again resumed the interrupted activities, spending time together. The quarrel escalated if the teasing was offensive.
It is unacceptable for adults to use offensive statements about a person’s appearance or character, but the funniest name-calling is those where there is a subtle hint of the addressee’s personality traits. That is why in friendly companies the ability to evoke laughter with recognizable teases without harming those present is valued. Where should you start to master the ability to write name-calling (teases tied to your friends' names)?
Selection of rhyme
The first step is the ability to choose an interesting rhyme. To do this, it is necessary to consider all options for using the name, which will give room for creativity. For example, Mikhail ( crushed), Misha ( poster), Mishenka ( darling), Mishutka ( joke), Mishulya ( grandpa), Mikha ( hype); Ivan ( pocket), Vania ( bathhouse), Vanyusha ( ears), Vanyatka ( bribe), Vanek ( trickle); Irina ( painting), Ira ( bully), Irinka ( speck), Irisha ( roof), Irusya ( granny), Irene ( businessman). To make funny name-calling, you need to decide what disapproved personality quality or behavior the rhyming line will be aimed at.
One of the most common faults is drunkenness. How can different names approach the same problem from unexpected angles?
- Valera drinks excessively.
- Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
- Gena loves drinking and cheating.
- Vasya will certainly ferment.
- Vadim is the master over the bottle.
- Ivan likes to look into the glass.
- Anton drinks champagne in the car.
Before the name you can use a common phrase, then you get a short poem: “ They named you Matvey, pour it to your friends quickly”, “If your name is Tolik - a 100% alcoholic».
Homemade preparations
If competition is expected in a friendly company, you cannot do without universal rhyming lines, where you can substitute almost any name. The following template is suitable for the topic of drunkenness:
Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is no fool for drinking, he drinks buckets of cognac To.
You can compose blanks for consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. Stubbornness can be ridiculed.
A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in life - he is a ram.
For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny name-calling has many options:
But Misha’s friend is going crazy.
I often see my friend Grisha only on clown posters.
If you want to borrow from Tisha, he will definitely not hear your request.
If there are established couples in the company, it is appropriate to unite loving hearts in a teaser:
If your friend's name is Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom.
Topics for name-calling
If a single theme is chosen for all the names of friends, it will look original:
What Seva has in his trouser leg on the left, Slava has in his trouser leg on the right. Our Stas will break all records - he is an ace for women in bed. Maybe, however, Sergei can catch up, if, of course, he is not gay. If speed is needed, Eduard will try like a cheetah. For those who like smoking breaks, Yura is always ready here.
Funny name-calling for friends can relate to getting them into funny situations: losing pieces of clothing, being called “on the carpet” to the boss, being caught by surprise:
Grishka, Grishka, lost his pants. But now, without words, he walks around without any pants at all..
The funnier it is:
Elena got a wasp on her nose from a mosquito. For violence, she... ate an evil mosquito!
But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This is ridiculing physical disabilities, using offensive nicknames, discussing situations unknown to the majority of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the intended attitude of the recipient himself to the teaser.
Name teasers: 70 children's teasers for the names of girls and boys in alphabetical order. We come up with a teaser - a rhyme. How do teasers differ from other genres of folklore?
Name teasers
Teasing has long been used in children's communication. Where did they come to us from, what types of teasers are there, what are teasers - teasing and teasers - mockery, what are “anti-teasers” or answers - rhymes you will find out
It is very important to teach your child to take teasing with humor. After all, teasing does not always reflect life and makes fun of any negative character traits (cowardice, untidiness, pride, and others). Very often, a tease is just a game of rhymes, it is a fictional world, it is a fable that will never happen in life.
Usually, children are not offended by teasing, but also respond with a teaser - a more capacious and bright one, or an anti-tease - rhyme.
To prevent your child from being offended by teasing, try writing harmless teasers with rhymes together. What can the word “Zina” rhyme with? (Zina - painting, Zina - rubber, Zina - basket, Zina - from the store), Katya? (Katya is in a dress, Katyusha is a bauble, Katyusha is a talker, Katenka is a bunny). And the word Anton, Antoshka? (Antoshka - potato, Antoshka - leg), Sasha (ours, porridge, Pasha, Natasha), Andrey (sparrow, pigeons), Alenka (cardboard). You can also come up with new words-teases and for what reason they can be said - engage in word creation: for example, school-age children came up with the following language teasers: Agafya - Scandinafya (if the girl Agafya brags to everyone that she was in Scandinavia on vacation), or Fedya - bicycle (a tease for a child who won’t let anyone get close to his bike - invented by preschool children).
Discuss the teasing your child heard – what quality is she laughing at? Which of the teasers is real and which is a fable. Teach answers to teases (see previous article), discuss what happened when the answer was used by your child.
With children over 6 years old, you can talk about the teaser genre and how a teaser differs from a regular poem. Read two texts about Seryozha and ask your child to determine whether it is a poem or a teaser?
The whole house shakes.
Seryozha hits with a hammer.
Blushing with anger,
Hammers nails.
The nails are bending
The nails are crumpled
The nails are wriggling
They are above Seryozha
They're just making fun of me.
They do not drive into the wall.
It's good that your hands are intact!
No, it’s a completely different matter -
Hammer nails into the ground!
There's no sign of the hat.
They don't bend
They don't break,
They are taken out again. (V. Berestov. Seryozha and nails)
Seryozha looked back,
Puffed up like a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Jumping, jumping on the fungus (folk teaser)
What is the difference between a teaser and a poem? ( question for children aged 6 years and older). What can we say about Seryozha from the poem? What quality of a boy is being ridiculed in the teaser? What does it mean "puffed up a bubble"(angry, puffed out his cheeks, looks from under his brows). When does it happen that a person inflates like a bubble? Did this happen to you - when? Emphasize that the teaser describes something that never happens in life.(Seryozha became a bubble and galloped into the forest), and in the poem - what really happens. At the same time, similar emotions of Seryozha are described(he got angry and pouted, blushed with anger). The tease is not offensive, it is funny and cheerful.
Teasers for girls' names (alphabetically)
Agashka - dirty shirt
Alka - washcloth
Alya - queen
Anna is a balana,
The head is made of tin.
Crochet nose,
Mouth like a drawer
Annushka is the heart!
Boil fish soup with pepper
And I'll come with some bread.
Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: “Delicious!”
Valya is a fashionista! Vegetable gardener!
How mice ate sausage on Valya's nose.
Varvara lifted her nose.
Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market.
Dunya - plump
Went out onto the street
Sat on a hummock
The mosquito ate it.
Zina is a basket. Zina is a gaper. Zinka is a rubber band.
Irina.
The tangerine was rolling
Named Irina.
I didn't teach any lessons.
And I got a two.
Katya - Katya - Katerina,
A picture has been drawn.
Not with ink, not with pen -
From the pelvis with a broom!
Lenka - foam
Luda - Mila crushed her leg.
Masha - curdled milk
Mashenka, the bride, ate a pot of dough.
Milka is a piggy bank. Darling is a piggy bank.
Nadyushka is a pillow. Nadenka is a sweet porridge.
Nastena has a sweet tooth.
Olena is salty.
Our Pasha is thin,
Like a spring straw.
And he puts on his shoes -
How the bubble inflates.
Sonya is a sleepyhead. Sonya is a cutie.
Tatyana - sour cream.
Emma - ate too much cream.
Teasers for boys' names (alphabetically)
Abrosim - we ask for porridge.
Alyosha-belyosha
Costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money per leg -
That's all his price is.
Alyosha-flatbread,
Head with a basket,
Hat with a peg,
Legs like logs.
Alekha-Alexey,
The bosom is full of mice.
Andrew the sparrow
Don't chase pigeons.
The pigeons are afraid
They don't sit on the roof.
Chase the tick
From under the sticks.
Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself from the nails,
Elbow head.
Antoshka, Antoshka,
The potatoes are underbaked!
Afonya is a sleepyhead.
Boris - barberry
Hanging on a rope.
When the rope breaks,
So Boris will turn over.
Borka - Boris
Hanging by a thread!
The thread is cracking
And Borechka squeaks!
Boriska – radish (sausage).
Borya - bob! Thick forehead!
Vanka is a standing toddler,
Wear a big cap.
Eat a loaf of bread,
You will grow to the sky!
Vanya rides a bull,
Balalaika in hand,
Balalaika fell
She broke the bull's leg.
Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
I bought a horse without a tail!
Sat backwards
And I went to the garden.
Vasya - Vasyuk,
Climb onto the branch.
Vaska - Vasyonok,
Skinny pig
Stuck in the grass (emphasis on the first syllable) -
Shouts: “Meow.”
I won’t get out!”
Benjamin:
Venya is a broom,
Ate a dumpling.
Volodya - Volodya -
A hat full of crackers.
Hot crackers
Three kopecks in change.
Vova, Vovka the little one
I ate a watermelon at my grandmother's.
Grandma swears
Vova unlocks!
- It’s not me, grandma!
This is your cat.
Egorushka - Egor
Climbed over the fence
Got caught on a nail
Hangs - voices:
Take it off the fence
Poor Yegor.
Egorushka - skvorushka
Eremey.
Eremey rode and rode,
On a cow on your own.
He held his tail tightly,
I sang a song loudly,
But I didn’t enjoy it for long -
Suddenly he broke off from the cow.
Leonid. Lenchik - donut,
Ate a candy bar
Pig and bull
I drank a glass of milk,
I ate another crate of loaves,
Three baskets of pies.
Michael. The bear is a tramp. Teddy bear - a bump on the head.
Nikita - red tape bought a horse without a hoof.
Nikolai-basurai,
Climb onto the barn
There they kill a mosquito,
They'll give you a paw.
Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai. Sit under the bench and bark.
Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
Stay at home, don't go out.
Peel the potatoes
Eat little by little.
Kolya - Kolya - with a great will.
Seryozha looked back,
Puffed up like a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Jumps and jumps on the fungus.
Stepan is a tattered caftan. Stepan - glass. Styopka is disheveled.
Petka is a bitter radish.
Prokop-dill,
Copper forehead,
From arshins myself,
Head with a jug.
Romka - daisy, new shirt!
Sashka is a cockroach.
Senechka is a seed.
Semyon is smart, but not strong.
Taras is sour kvass.
Timofey is a cat.
Fedot is thin,
Head with a pound,
Crochet nose,
The crest is a shred.
Fedul pouted his lips.
Fedya - copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull,
And fifteen piglets, -
Only the tails are hanging.
Fedorok with an inch,
Head with a pot,
Hat with a peg,
The legs are like a log.
Filya is a simpleton.
Stubborn Thomas went straight,
Fell into a hole.
I didn’t trust anyone - I checked it on myself!
Yashka is a red shirt.
If you don’t find the name you need on this list, feel free to come up with a teaser yourself! Look for rhymes and compose!
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