For children      09/13/2023

The best statuses and aphorisms about work. Funny statuses about work It's funny who doesn't go to work

Keeping something a secret is a very difficult job for a woman, so they prefer to do it together with their girlfriends.

Selfishness is a great force. Only he is able to force a person to devote himself entirely to work in order to achieve pleasure, while it is not at all necessary that he has ever experienced it.

Admit it honestly: surely everyone in their life has drawn a heart at least once by breathing on cold glass?

If you don't want to leave the house in the morning, read Forbes... Didn't find any articles about yourself? Then run to work, damn it!

Best status:
By doing anything in the workplace other than work, you develop attention and peripheral vision!

Fire, water and people busy at work - this is a magnificent sight! I could look at this all my life!

Only a small part of people can afford not to go to work in the morning! If Forbes magazine doesn't write about you, then you're not one of them, so don't fucking sleep until lunch!

If you don't raise my salary, you'll force me to look for more work! For example, I can write memoirs about our relationship with YOU!

- When will the money be available? – They promised November 31st. - Very shitty! - Well, they won’t succeed before. – Yes, it’s not a matter of earlier or later. November has 30 days!

Work, work, go to Fedot, from Fedot to Yakov, from Yakov to everyone. Salary, salary come from Kondrat, come from Yakov, come from everyone...

Going to work means money.

Don't @beat my brains out! It won’t work - I’m wearing a helmet!!!

The working day is divided into “before lunch” and “before leaving”.

I know what falling in love is: a dream without nightmares, tender kisses, a magical mood around the clock, abandoned work, forgotten affairs, light ahead of the tunnel and exercise in the morning...

The longest end is at the working day.

Why work if you have no time to rest?

If you quit, what will you live on? If you work, then when will you live?

The street is the path from the home computer to the work one.

If the boss comes up with a brilliant idea, then someone will spend the whole day doing crap.

Even an engineer can't work without a plan!

I love work. Work captivates me. I can sit for hours and watch how they work.

The socks have the hardest job... They really are on their feet all day!

It used to be like this…morning, sun, joy, you, evening, dreams, night, stars, dreams….now only…morning, fog, work, coffee, sadness….night, dreams…and no dreams….

Everything that is not made is done in China =)

The more expensive the purchases, the cheaper the fate! (“Men’s work”)

In the store: Do you have black paint? - Eat. – What color??

Work is work, go to Fedot: washing for Irka, ironing for Masha, cooking for Vovka, and I get a trip to the sea!

Lunch break in our office is the turning point of the day. No one works before lunch, and after lunch everyone rests.

Wallpaper must be glued without bubbles - Article 1 of the Constitution of Moldova...

On a working day, nothing brightens up the dial like the number 18.

waiting for Monday is harder for me than Monday itself

I’ll get rid of my work colleagues, quickly, not expensively…. Do not offer humane methods!

Heaven is that place on earth where there are no alarm clocks, Mondays and bosses.

Work...don't be afraid...I won't touch you!

Don't interfere! Work break!

The main thing is not work... The main thing is participation.

If work means health, then let the sick work.

We all work according to the Robinson Crusoe method - we are waiting for Friday!

For a horseshoe to bring happiness, you have to work hard like a horse.

I do not join any organizations that make me a member

it's time to go on vacation...yesterday I dreamed that salaries were given in pieces of paper for 512 rubles

Yesterday I was looking for justice - today I’m looking for a job.

We know our worth well. It is always higher than our salary!

“It doesn’t annoy you when you wash dishes and the spoon gets caught in the stream... now it’s clear why they wear an apron..=))”

I came home from work, I see there is dust all around... Give me, I think... and I’ll lie down.

Let the iron saw work, my mother did not give birth to me to work.

They pay a lot of money at work, but working on it, I don’t mind the first, but without the second, I have more fun!

Do you want to avoid oversleeping for work in the morning? Eat watermelon before bed.

I love work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at her for hours.

Work is not money...it never ends!!!

The bosses do not reduce salaries - they remind you that money does not buy happiness!

Morning is that part of the day when you envy the unemployed...

Monday is a rest after the weekend... Tuesday is preparation for the working day..

Shouldn’t I go to work, I thought. And he didn’t go.

the director returned from vacation tanned... and now he looks even more like shit

Science news: everything is a bunch in the collider

The best excuse for being late to the boss: “I popped into church to pray for you...”

True happiness is when you fall out of a 3rd floor window onto a pile of bricks and get away with a couple of bruises and scratches. This happened to me the day before yesterday. I'm Lucky and I'm alive!!!

Don't swear at the boss

Tomorrow I’ll get up early, have lunch and finish everything...

Damn, I haven’t worked in the office for so long that I forgot how to lay out the “kerchief”.

The end of the work week is an orgasm, albeit a small one!

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Flight attendants are lucky! Just think: a job where men are sorted into classes!

I bet that you are now sitting in front of the computer and reading my status

Folks, my room is heated more by the computer than by the heater =))

It's awfully hard work to do nothing.

Healthy sleep not only prolongs life, but also reduces working hours.

Loneliness is when you even want to go to work.

I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.

Waiting for your call is the hardest job in the world...

Better a small DOLLAR than a big THANK YOU))

I am a serious person, the only funny thing is my salary!

It's scary to work when the boss isn't around. I can’t even go out to smoke, I’m afraid to go home!

I work, I work, I’m not afraid of work, if my right side gets tired, I’ll turn to my left!

It would be better if work were a wolf and went to the forest from here

After sex, Moldovans turn to the wall and plaster.

Propisdon is the best remedy for increasing work activity!

If you put off until the day after tomorrow what you can do today, you will have two free days.

The hardest job is looking busy when you're not.

If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.

Labor is so exciting... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!

I’m sitting in a helmet, what if something...

I worked hard today, and realized that today was Friday only when at 4 o’clock, shouting “Whoever is last is a sucker!” The director ran away.

The boss wants us to work for three people. It's good that there are five of us.

The lazier a person is, the more his work resembles a feat.

I’m sitting here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?

A teacher was walking through the forest... releasing H2S :))

Someone secured the polyethylene with pimples and the work was covered for the whole day...

Work from the heart, sit and scratch.

And he lived happily ever after... until he went to work

It seems to me that the boss looks at me and thinks: “This device can work faster.”

Leave me alone, work. I am sad…

I am considered a multi-armed shiva, but I am paid like a one-legged macaque.

If you don’t feel like working for the third day in a row, then today is Wednesday.

A well-fixed patient does not require anesthesia

You go to the accounting department - no one... You go to Odnoklassniki - oops... Accounting!!!

The 9th 8-hour working day of the 5-day working week began at 9.00 and ended at 00.45...

Crap! When I tried to work, the Internet was detected again!

girl’s opinion:_ “Almost all men lack vitamins E, B, A, T, C, A”

In the morning I want to sleep so much that I don’t want to live!!!

Time for fun, time for work. Here it comes ((

I still have willpower! I want to work, but I won’t!

Filming of the sequel to the film “Heat”, entitled: “Cold”, was postponed due to sudden and prolonged warming.

Champagne, sea, men... Oh, what am I talking about??? Work work work…

The work of a system administrator is similar to the work of a scout - successes are unnoticeable, but everyone knows about failures xD

That job is good... where there is Internet...

Ass in soap, face in mud - we work on a VAZ!!!

We know our worth well. And it is always higher than our salary!!!

How hard it is to work when there is no boss. I don’t even go smoking, I’m afraid I’ll go home!!!

Sometimes you wake up like a bird, with a winged spring on edge. And I want to live and work, but by breakfast it goes away.

I work part time, so please shout at me in a low voice!

There are a lot of thoughts in my head, but there is no will in life. Just home, work and a little pain...

Even an engineer cannot work without a plan...

when leaving work...try not to run!! =))

If I had 2 dicks, I would put both of them to work.

We know this is not an easy day,
But everyone is very happy to see you.
We were looking forward to this from our vacation,
We were completely exhausted.

We wish you strength
Put it to work straight away.
Those nerves that have healed,
Try to save.

Returning from vacation
We congratulate you,
On the faces of colleagues
Smiles bloom.

I've been waiting for you
Favorite work,
I had to work
We're sweating it out.

End of vacation
We waited impatiently
Your exit is beautiful
He restored everyone's spirits.

Gave me a vacation
Health and strength reserve
We wish him
Enough for a whole year.

Congratulations on your return from vacation. I wish you to start work with new strength and positive energy, I wish you to quickly achieve all your goals and not lose optimism, I wish you amazing success and constant inspiration, I wish you high prosperity and lack of fatigue.

Your vacation is over,
It's time to get to work.
Congratulations on a wonderful day
And I shout to you: hurray.

I hope I have accumulated strength,
So jump right into the fight
Let it not subside for a whole year
Vacation enthusiasm is dashing.

Returning from vacation
Please accept congratulations,
We welcome you joyfully
Your we are the return.

We want to tune in
In a working way,
For fresh energy at work
Let there be no barriers.

Let vivacity, energy
Supplies are never ending
Questions after vacation
Let everything be resolved easily.

The vacation is already over,
It's time to work
It's about to start now
Everyday life is difficult and hot.

Congratulations on your release
I want from vacation
Let you have any difficulty
Now it will be on the shoulder.

There is more strength now
Throw them all into work
May good luck accompany you
And success will come to you.

So the vacation has flown by,
Sweet days
Dozens of things are waiting for you,
Everyone was very bored.

And let the memory preserve
Carefree holiday,
And it’s boiling in your hands
All your work.

Well, the vacation is over. Congratulations!
Or maybe it’s more relevant to sympathize with you?
Just kidding, of course. I wish you vigor
To be at your best at work.

Let the whirlwind of activities swirl,
Emotions, affairs and new meetings.
I wish you only successful enterprises,
And save your nerves from any problems.

So the vacation has flown by,
There's so much to do
Forget your worries
Dive headlong into work
Let it remain only in thoughts
Beach and fiery sun,
Turn off melancholy and laziness
On your first day of work!

Well, it's time to work,
After all, work is waiting for you!
We need to strive for goals again
And always move forward!

Let ideas, inspiration
You are being visited again!
Gain strength and patience -
Let them not run out!

You have a charge of vigor,
Your vacation was a success, I know:
Eyes sparkle with joy
After all, we saw a piece of heaven!

But work has been waiting for you,
It's time for you to work again!
I wish you an easy “take off”
This morning!

I came to work to work. And not answer stupid questions - why am I sleeping here drunk...

IN Nothing brightens up a working day like the number 18.

D While pursuing a career, she was merciless - she went over the heads (sometimes over the heads).

N I wrote down my resume... I printed it out... I re-read it... I burst into tears... It’s a pity to hire such a person

L yen is the natural state of man. Those who cannot maintain this state work.

WITH I'm walking here, working. It’s strange - that’s why a 5-kopeck coin fits into the right nostril, but not into the left?

L Favorite phrase of the authorities: “THERE ARE NO IRREPLACEABLE PEOPLE!” But as soon as it’s your turn to go on vacation, everything’s fucked up - you’re the only one!

ICQ- this is a flower on the grave of working time!

TO It’s so hard to work when there’s no boss... I don’t even go to smoke... I’m afraid I’ll go home!

TO so strange... Sometimes, in order for people to appreciate you, it’s enough just to leave...

IN It happens that one day in the morning you create a kind of vigorous activity, and then you get carried away and work all day...

N I can’t stand while others are working…. I'll go lie down...

ABOUT Usually, when I get really annoyed with calls at work, I say, “Fuck you,” and pick up the phone. Today I mixed up the order...

ABOUT I love going to work! And from work! But these 8 hours between walking are simply infuriating!

R The Internet used to distract from work, now work distracts from the Internet...

M We worked and worked and worked and worked here for five minutes. Then we quickly rested for an hour.
Then, again for five minutes they worked and worked...

Z engaging in nonsense in the workplace develops peripheral vision, hearing and vigilance in general

N If you work, you have nothing to live on. If you work, you have no time to live!

N The boss went completely wild, he wanted us to work for three. (It’s good that there were five of us!)

I I study and work. I combine the unpleasant with the useless.

ABOUT put me down, work. I am sad…

P If I go to work early, I’ll catch her by surprise!

E If you have no idea what crap you're doing, call it analytical work.

E If you're reading this, it means you don't have anything to do

WITH The very first skill that a newbie in the office has to learn is to sleep with his eyes open.

WITH Today I realized that I work as a musketeer - one for all!

B Most of all, we get tired of unfinished work.

IN Choose a job you like, and you will never have to work a single day in your life

N and at work all we talk about is sex! If there's ONLY talk going on, I'll quit!

ABOUT I devoted myself to work. Not for love... For money...

IN Still, work gave me a lot. Before I had nothing, but now I have nothing and a twitching eye.

T As soon as you sit down to work, someone will definitely wake you up...

ABOUT from a workaholic to an alcoholic - five days.

R a workday without a “couple of affectionate words” addressed to management is considered incomplete.

ABOUT An experienced boss can tell by the sound of the keyboard what his subordinate is playing.

E There is such a profession - sitting at work...

WITH I leave work gradually... starting from lunch.

E then in our opinion - without regaining consciousness, come to work.

TO what a bummer it is - to oversleep, but still not get enough sleep

X AWESOME WORK!!! NO MONDAY!!! WITHOUT A BOSS!!! NO ALARM!!!

R She's not a wolf, but she's still a bitch!!!

E If walking the streets in blankets were traditional, getting up in the morning and going to work would be much easier.

AND the more dubious the company, the more CEO

WITH you're walking at work on Odnoklassniki, suddenly you hear your boss's footsteps behind you and you start abruptly switching tabs: Twitter, Facebook, kittens, flowers, dating, swimsuits... WHERE IS THE WORK?!

IN I never wanted to work as much in my life as I don’t want to now!..

X I FEEL LIKE SANTA'S CLAUS' JOB.....A DAY IN 364

D I want to wash it! That's basically all I do at work

P the last stage of being overwhelmed at work from idleness: - So, sir.... Spam..... let's read.....

T I prefer intellectual work over physical work.

U All our employees in the department are promising. It's just that some people's prospects are not bright...

A Our boss is a man of his word. And this word is redneck

T rud is so fascinating... I can literally sit for hours and watch someone work!

T ores ennobles a person and enriches an employer

I I really love my job, but not in such quantities. In general, it’s difficult to love something almost around the clock.

U smile: you are being removed!... from your position

WITH Socks have the hardest job. They really are on their feet all day.

I I thought I wanted career growth, but it turned out that I just wanted money...

P After what work did to me this week, she just has to marry me...

R The work is not a wolf... but, damn it, the boss is a wolf!

IN Chera was looking for justice! Today I'm looking for a new job...

We know: workweeks are difficult.
Every day presents us with a new challenge. On Monday we try to find the impetus to start our workdays. On Wednesday we need support to get through the middle of the work week. And on the weekend we need to recover properly before a new start.

No matter what day it is, we are always here to help you. These 45 motivational quotes will give you the inspiration and strength you need to succeed at work.

Let these quotes help you find motivation as you start your work week. Walk this path!

  • "Every morning you must get up with determination. If you want to go to bed with satisfaction." - George Lorimer
  • "Go as far as you can see. And you will see even further." - Zig Ziglar
  • "Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how badly you want to do it. Your attitude determines how well you do it." - Lou Holtz
  • "Whoever says it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are already doing it." - Tricia Cunningham
  • "Move confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you dreamed of." - Henry David Thoreau
  • "When someone tells me no, it doesn't mean I can't do it. It means I can't do it to them." - Karen Quinones Miller
  • "Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs." - Farrah Gray


On Tuesday you need to really get down to work. Don't know how to start? These quotes will help you become more diligent and productive and will give you a lot of strength!

  • "A year from now you'll be thinking that it would be better if you started today." - Karen Lamb
  • "Illuminate tomorrow with today." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  • “Never give up on a dream just because it takes a long time to realize it. Time will pass anyway.” - Earl Nightingale
  • "There is no such day of the week as 'someday'." - Denis Brennan-Nelson
  • "Make a masterpiece out of today." - John Wooden
  • "Don't count the days. Let the days count." - Mohammed Ali
  • "You decide where your time goes... You can spend it moving forward or putting out fires." - Tony Morgan


Here is the equator, i.e. There is only half of the working week left. But don't let yourself get complacent on the path to your goals. The quotes below will give you an extra boost.

  • "Obsessed is just a word that lazy people use to describe those who are dedicated." - Russell Warren
  • "The only way to do a good job is to love your job." - Steve Jobs
  • "Success usually comes to those who are too busy to wait for it." - Henry David Thoreau
  • “I realized that the more I work, the less often I call it work.” - Thomas Jefferson
  • "Opportunities don't really just happen. You create them." - Chris Grosser
  • "Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day after day." - Robert Collier


You've worked hard all week, now look back at your accomplishments. These quotes will open your thoughts and allow you to appreciate where you have been and where you are going.

  • "If everything seems under control, it means you're not moving forward fast enough." - Mario Andretti
  • "Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • "Your imagination is the announcement of your future life attractions." - Albert Einstein
  • “The true meaning of life is to plant trees whose shade you do not plan to hide under.” - Nelson Henderson
  • "I'd rather die of passion than of boredom." - Vincent van Gogh
  • “Very often it becomes more necessary to change yourself than to change the landscape outside your window.” - Arthur Christopher Benson
  • “If you don’t create your own life plan, then most likely you will end up in someone else’s. And how much do you think will be planned for you? Not much.” - Jim Rohn
  • “What sometimes seems like a tough challenge to us can turn out to be an unexpected blessing.” - Oscar Wilde


And here is the long-awaited Friday! As the weekend approaches, don't let your fears hold you back from achieving your dream career. Selected quotes will help you leave all your worries at the door and confidently step into the future..

  • "Develop success from failure. Obstacles and failures are the two main steps to success." - Dale Carnegie
  • "Failure is the spice that flavors success." - Truman Capote
  • "It takes courage to grow up and become who you are." - Edward Estlin Cummings
  • "I didn't fail. I just found 10,000 ways that don't work." - Thomas Edison
  • “What we are most afraid to do is precisely what we most need to do.” - Timothy Ferriss
  • “It is better to fail in reality than to succeed in dreams.” - Herman Melville
  • "Fall 7 times, get up 8." - Japanese proverb
  • "Don't bury your failures. Let them inspire you." - Robert Kiyosaki


The weekend is a time to relax, recuperate, and think about what you really want. Use these moments of free time to mentally prepare for success.

  • "Success comes only to those who dare to try." - Mallika Tripathi
  • "People rarely succeed unless they enjoy what they do." - Dale Carnegie
  • "To be successful, you must accept any challenge that comes your way. You can't accept only the ones you like." - Mike Gafka
  • "Success is when you like: yourself; what you do; and how you do it." - Maya Angelou
  • "Coming together is a beginning. Being together is development. Working together is success." - Henry Ford
  • "If you want to achieve success, don't think about it. Just do what you love and believe that success will come by itself." - David Frost
  • “The extent of your success is determined by the strength of your desire, the scope of your dreams and how you deal with disappointments along the way.” - Robert Kiyosaki
  • "The question is not who will let me, but who will stop me." - Ayn Rand
  • "Success is a state of mind. If you want to succeed, start thinking of yourself as a successful person." - Joyce Brothers

The best statuses and aphorisms about work

M I didn’t really like my last job, but my mother said that working as a sofa driver all my life was impossible.

X I wanted to work... at the opera... I came... I screamed... and that’s it... I went home...)

A do you know the difference between "AT WORK" and "WORK"?

T rudo fucking everyday life

IN I still can’t get used to the fact that when my boss asks me “how are you?”, he means at his place, not at my place...

U work has three advantages: Friday, salary and vacation.

N the boss comes to work on time on the day you are late, and is late on the days you arrive on time

AND You're waiting for the end of the working day, you come home, and then - bam! - and the second shift in the kitchen!

R I don’t want to work, but every day greed overcomes laziness.

TO So much tedious work is being prepared for us by the meager minds of the bosses...

WITH If you accidentally sweat, don’t forget to show up to your superiors.

N Take time to rest, because there is always work, but life tends to end.

IN joined the new team... I especially liked their tradition: any remark from the boss is considered a toast.

U surprise your boss. Come to work on time.

WITH My job is strange - they give me assignments like I’m smart, but they give me salaries like I’m stupid...

ABOUT I love my job... Three stacks of papers. The first one needs to be done urgently, the second one needs to be done very urgently, and the third one needs to be done yesterday!

TO he gets up early, he hasn’t been laid off yet...

ABOUT It seems that Chukovsky wrote about my work: “And such rubbish all day long - either a seal will call, or a deer.”

P play the fool and please your boss...

H To work normally, click now on the cross in the upper right corner...

P off-season work in the office: winter hibernation... spring vitamin deficiency... summer indifference... autumn depression...

P oh, I’m pregnant - I’m sick of work and drawn to the salty sea!

TO When the boss says that “we need to make our nose bleed,” he never means his own nose.

P go to the file:
S:\Crap at work\Hemorrhagic\Stupid clients\Delinquent payers\Oh...eaten\Dear Sergey Anatolyevich. doc

WITH The hardest thing for women to get a job! Everyone needs 18-year-old girls with 30 years of experience, two degrees and grown children!

R WORK, WORK - switch to Fedot, from Fedot to his brother, and their salary comes to me!

ABOUT troubles at work in Russian: at 12:00 everyone went shopping. At 13:00 everyone returned and sat down to dinner.

M We are not afraid of work: if there is no work, we go to bed, if there is work, we also sleep...

WITH mocking - a break between arbeiten.

E If in the morning you want to go from home to work, and in the evening you want to go home from work, then you have neither a normal home nor a normal job.

E If you are late for work, then at least go home early

"B"l@d" is not a swear word, but the sound with which the Internet turns off in our office...

WITH The most useful thing I've done at work lately is lubricate the door so that you can't hear me leaving an hour early!

X Well, we are working here: the movies folder is 520 Gb, the music folder is 250 Gb. Folder work - 30 Kb...

E If an employee sits at work for 10 minutes doing nothing, he automatically goes into sleep mode

H To earn a living, you have to work. But to get rich, you need to come up with something else.

L The best job is a hobby that also pays well!

WITH The most reliable plan: “Bullshit, we’ll figure it out on the spot!

E If the thought does not appear for a long time, the boss comes and performs a caesarean section.

U build a flash mob - yawn in the morning at work.

TO The end of the work week is a small orgasm!

M I don’t think the boss looks at me and thinks: “This device can work faster.”

B Lin, I haven't worked in the office for so long that I forgot how to lay out a scarf.

P go to work or sleep? Sleep or go to work? I'll go to work and sleep!!!

R I work according to a schedule: every day is possible.

D ears to the sea... Ass on the chair.

U There is a hidden meaning to my work... So hidden that even I can’t find it.

I I work as a leading engineer. And I’m relaxing... as a housewife. In short, I don’t have a damn chance to rest!!!

N I don’t want to live in Paris... Firstly, I don’t know French... and secondly, it’s a long drive to work...

E Just because I don't do anything at work doesn't mean I don't care about my work

IN You don’t want to go to work on Monday in two cases: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you managed to rest well over the weekend

E If you are offered a flexible work schedule, this means that they will bend you at the first opportunity.

TO No matter how you look at a horseshoe, it won’t do any good until you nail it to your hoof and start plowing!

"I I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because he will find an easy way to do it.”
Bill Gates

Z Do you know how to relax with the whole team for one trip? Drop in and buy a ticket for the boss.

A I can at least carry bricks... as long as I lie down

WITH I'll have lunch now. I'll gain strength. And when I start... I want to sleep.

R The working day is divided into “before lunch” and “before leaving”.

Z You go to the website in the morning... and see that everyone is already at their jobs.

WITH The best part about work is getting ready to go home